[duke9509]

The new guy would seem to be tweeting adverts. Ugh.

[cherrytree98765]

Well final response really

Quote:

Hello! Thank you for you interest in LAINSY, however, LAINSY is not open for any investment opportunities at the moment as she is being kept as the company's biggest asset. If you like, there are open investment opportunities with our Consumer Products Division and Corporate and Government Services Division. Are you interested in any of those two divisions? FAILTECH Investments

Well dead end there. I don't really see much other way else. The only other thing we know is that they have facilities in Alberta, and Colorado.

[punxtr]

I feel sort of sad. The previous guy was so cool. He said he would keep in touch, not anymore...

Anyway, here's the SSTV image from L1signal:



Here's a much better SSTV image from L2signal:

[cherrytree98765]

Well I got a response from investment. They would like to know what software i'm interested in investing in.

Edit: Another tweet

Quote:

Sup! I am the new FAILTECH Twitter Social Manager, and I will make sure I abide by all FAILTECH Standard Procedure.

[duke9509]

New tweet.
'twould seem the last guy said something he shouldn't have

Quote:

Hello! Because a confidential information "slipped" because of the previous FAILTECH Twitter Social manager, he has then been replaced.

[punxtr]

They don't allow discounts on leap day. They find it easier to replace their employees than their products. They use RFIDs on their employees. They don't feel their employees need death benefits. There are four facilities we need to locate. We need to know their locations, and possibly use it as a URL.

[duke9509]

Oh, ok.
When you said "link," I thought you meant something to click on.

[cherrytree98765]

http://www.failtechnologies.com/admin/L3/

It was off a little while ago but has been activated.

Edit: Got a response. I basically asked to speak to a BOD, and mentioned our friend's name, and (Suprise,suprise) he's not on their employee list. He redirected me to the invest email so hopefully I can speak to a BOD if possible. (I'll probably get a runaround)

[duke9509]

cherrytree98765 wrote:

L3 link has gone live.

L3 link? Where?

[Serpent]

duke9509 wrote:

Serpent wrote: Welcome text works for me. Yeah, I refreshed the page and it was replaced by a working "oldwelcome.txt" it would seem they were aware of the problem.

That's weird. It's been working for me the whole time. BUT when I looked at the page source earlier it was called oldwelcome yet the link was still welcome. Maybe they had to fix it?

[cherrytree98765]

Too many posts to little time.

L3 link has gone live.

[duke9509]

Serpent wrote:

Welcome text works for me.

Yeah, I refreshed the page and it was replaced by a working "oldwelcome.txt"
it would seem they were aware of the problem.

[cherrytree98765]

Well i'll try support. Don't really know if it will get anywhere. (As Godder showed we'll probably be given the runaround.) We'll just have to see.

[Serpent]

duke9509 wrote:

welcome.txt gives a 404, which is strange. Why would it list a non-existent file?

Welcome text works for me. Here's what it says:

Spoiler (Rollover to View):

Welcome to Future Advancements and Innovations Laboratories Technologies! You are now a part of the most advanced and highly profitable company in the world. FAILTECH assures you that you, as our newest employee, get's all of the benefits of being a part of us. First of all, we would love to tell you what you get as an employee: 1. Get up to 15% discounts in all of our current and future products 24/7 and 365 days a year. (excluding February 29) 2. Get full coverage in medical, dental, vision, and death* benefits (if ever you need those) (excluding deaths NOT caused by any FAILTECH experiment or research and development) 3. Get free access to the FAILTECH scientific library which contains THE most comprehensive scientific database that mankind DOES NOT KNOW. (excluding access to top secret research matterial, until you reach Level 7 Security Clearance) 4. Get free food and drinks while you sleep, work, and idle around any of our four facilities. (excluding offices, if you work in our offices, bring your own lunch) 5. and more that you'll surely be excited to know and receive once you have worked for us at least a week. Now that we're done with the benefits. Let's run through the basic responsibilities each FAILTECH employee has to keep tabs with. 1. Each employee must come to work on time. Each minute you get late, it's an hour lost in your pay. (you only work for 7 hours a day but get paid 8 hours, for 5 days a week) (facility employees can work anytime and for how long they want as long as they fulfill the project at the designated deadline) 2. Each employee must keep their area neat and tidy. (the cleaner robot does not like to clean. We're working on that.) 3. Each employee must check their emails every hour as new tasks will be given through email. (if you do not have internet access at home, please contact your supervisor) 4. Each employee must complete any designated task on or before the dadline. (if you think you can not complete it on time please contact your supervisor) 5. Each employee must wear their RF-IDs at all times while inside FAILTECH offices and facilities. (this is so we know if you spend too much time "pee-ing" or such) 6. Each employee must report any unusual activity another employee is doing. Failure to do so may jeopardize you, and the company. 7. Each employee must report and broken item in any office or facility. (we don't mind if you broke it, you are much easier to replace than what you might have broken) 8. Each employee must be aware of all buzzer and alarm codes as described in the Buzzer and Alarms pamphlet. 8. Each employee must always contact their supervisor if they have any questions or problems. (if your supervisor is unavilable, contact LAINSY)

[godder]

These guys are definitely communicative. Here is some correspondence through the services email.

On 7/11/2011 5:52 PM, Godder Bier wrote:
I am very interested in LAINSY.  It is remarkable that you were able to develop her and keep her free from the viruses and "issues" that many entities like her seem to develop.  How are you able to keep her in line and have you developed any safeguards that you can use to reestablish control from her? 
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Due to the nature of how LAINSY operates and how the company would like to keep her systems a secret, we can not provide any further details on how she operates and how the company will handle any issues if ever we have any real issues or problems in having control over her. Rest assured that FAILTECH is very well knowledgeable in all aspects about her and how to mange her.

FAILTECH Services