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[FANART][HUMOUR] Slusho album cover parodies

Pixiestix@forums.unfiction.com — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 02:50:58 +0000

DARK SIDE OF THE ZOOM
(I liked Dark Side of Ganu also as a title)

CLOVERFIELD BLVD

TAGRUATO presents slusho zoom

JJ Abrams Exploding Hearts Club Band

Hey, I was bored. :)
... and the one that started it all.
The Last Slusho

Voltron movie (Interesting comparisons)

Lambo_Diablo_Svtt@forums.unfiction.com — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 00:40:24 +0000

Hey guys. As I'm sure many of you remember... people initially thought Cloverfield could have been about Voltron. (I SAW IT, ITS A LION, ITS HUGE!)

Well, A Voltron movie is in the works. However, what inspired me to post about this was the concept art I just saw for this movie.

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=33872

Take a look at the first two. (A) Its in New York. (B) While I realize it's different, am I the only one who sees similarities between that monster and Mr. Grumpypants? Those two things immediately caught my eye and made me think of Cloverfield.

[OT] The Host

rose@forums.unfiction.com — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:56:03 +0000

It was because of Cloverfield that I found this movie actually. It was mentioned several times on here and I looked it up.

Which brings me to my question. Who here has seen it and, what did you think of it?

Personally, I looked past the aweful overdubbing and I thought it was pretty good. The monster was pretty sweet looking I think... :P

HELP A FELLOW CLOVERHEAD OUT!!!!

phantomjester@forums.unfiction.com — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:08:11 +0000

Hey all, If you are reading this than you, like me, followed the arg really closely and, even though there hasn't been anything official in over a year, still pop back in here once in a while just to check on the hope taht something has happened. Cloverfield was my first arg and i followed it closely, in fact when teh four minute widget clip came out I was the first to notice and mention the blooper(when they are hiding in the store there is a big crash and the rack of chips on the counter falls down but when the lights come back up the rack is still there, thankfully they got it fixed before the movie came out) I even made a slusho commercial for that contest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10HV5rAiBF4 I think i should've won that one.

But now i am onto following the arg for the movie 2012, as part of that arg they are doing an election to find the leader of the post-2012 world and I am one of the 11 finalists. I made it this far by doing well enough on a series of online games and challenges. But now it all comes down to a vote. Please go vote for me at http://www.theihc.com/vote/davidw Make sure that if you look at the other candidates you come back to david W as there are 3 david's in the final 11. You are allowed 1 vote per day per email address so please vote for me as much as you can. If i win I win a trip to mexico and I would really love taht. As part of the voting you will need to put in your email address, d.o.b. and zip code and then click confirm, you will be sent a confirmation email that you have to click on or the vote wont count. YOu will not be sent any advertisements, spam, or "nigerian millionaire" emails from doing this. in fact unless you click the box saying that you want updates you wont receive anything excep the confirmation email. so please vote for me and get your friends to do the same. Thanks All

David W.

A Cloverfield-Godzilla comic for your eyes to eat upon?

IcetoniusIV@forums.unfiction.com — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:34:55 +0000

Greetings UnFiction! I am new here. Im here to tell you guys I have made a Cloverfield-Godzilla cross-over comic called 'CloverZilla'. Now, heres where I need some help. I can't find the rules, and I only flicked through them when I registered, reading only minor details. If someone would please help me and say if I can post my comic here, page by page upon each week, that would be great. Here are some pics of Clover (not the one you might expect) and Zilla (not the american one! Just a version of Godzilla)

Thanks!
By the way, I would post the real picture I made, but the scanner is broken :(

Is there any way to make it bigger?

Some Cloverfield Model Pictures I Found

IcetoniusIV@forums.unfiction.com — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:28:18 +0000

File name is the description.

Greg

[HUMOR][HATE] Cloverfield is an awesome movie

IcetoniusIV@forums.unfiction.com — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:17:37 +0000

The special effects, the acting, everything is awesome. I also love MGP. I want to bear his children.

Moved to Social / OT / Humor. I really need to automate this process for your posts. It'd save me a lot of time. - E

Mister Grumpy Pants shirts

Chris a Clef@forums.unfiction.com — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:38:36 +0000

cafepress.com/xchrisx
I hope you like it.

[OOG] Giant Sea Creature Remains Found After Tsunami

willyex@forums.unfiction.com — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:32:37 +0000

http://www.unexplainable.net/1/tsu.wmv

from this site

http://www.unexplainable.net/artman/publish/article_2146.shtml

found it while searching for "ancient creatures seen from space" heh

EDIT - moved from Gen/Updates to OT - SG

My new Flash game, "Kill The Cake!"

The Clover@forums.unfiction.com — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:17:42 +0000

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/446719

Enjoy.

Let's argue about music!

avengedsamurai7@forums.unfiction.com — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:05:55 +0000

Shifting arguement from the Marlena thread.

I wanna see that My Chemical Romance kid vs. the Hardcore kid keep going. I love that shit. haha.

RICK ASTLEY DEAD?

Monstrous@forums.unfiction.com — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:15:40 +0000

Here, I made a video regarding the information:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q69Yh-Rzcew

RIP Rick Astley.

Cloverfield in Japan

kosmopol@forums.unfiction.com — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:45:01 +0000

I was in Japan (where else? :D ) this November and I saw on one street this cool scenario:

I know, it's really clueless, but I found interesting, the rental video shop owner presents this poster together with "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", "Blade Runner" and "Akira".

It's btw here: google street view . On this streetview image the Cloverfield poster isn't in the window yet ;-)

Fanfiction a friend of my asked me to post here....

?Sander@forums.unfiction.com — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:10:31 +0000

A friend of mine, Chet, asked me to post his fanfiction on this forum, because he didn't want to create an acount just to post one fanfiction. So here are the first three chapters of his story.

Across the void he had come

The nest of time

No mercy

No compassion

Across the dead of space

The Bane of Life

Heart of The Black Star

The King of Terror
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Prologue: History Lesson
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Mars is a dead world. But this was not always so. There was a time, long in the past, long before a dead city would sink beneath the waves was life. And eventually, civilization. Intelligence. And this intelligence looked to the stars with the same wonder we do. And eventually this race reached for the stars as we are doing now.

It would be their undoing.

They lost contact with their colonies Pluto first. Great domed cities providing artificial sunlight for colonists and scientists to live.

Then a space faring laboratory studying Jupiter was destroyed.

Then something fell from the sky over the Martian's Capital, crashing near the outskirts of the city.

Three hours later the meteor cracked open.

Four weeks later, every single Martian was dead.

One day later, all plant and animal life had been wiped out.

And so came the extinction of the most advanced species our Solar Species had ever witnessed.

And slowly their executioner turned towards Earth, his hunger not yet sated.

_________________________________________
The Sleepers Awaken
_________________________________________
The Chuai Oil Station buckled under the strain of The Creature as, for the first time in centuries, he hauled himself above the waves to howl at the night sky. It was a howl of release, fear and rage. He could sense hundred of lives within the structure, not that it mattered to The Creature, all he cared about was freedom from the oil laced waters. Upon rising, he had accidently ruptured several oil pipes and spilled the dark substance into the water. He did not remember when or why he been awakened from his Death-Sleep, only that for the past few weeks he had been wandering the ocean floor in a groggy stupor.

The Creature howled to bloated moon above, calling for any others of his race to answer.

There was none.

He howled for his brother.

No answer.

For his parents.

No answer.

For other members of his tribe.

No answer.

He howled for his mate.

No answer.

For his child.

And horribly, there was no answer.

Sinking beneath the waves, The Creature slowly came to the realization that he was alone. All alone, in a strange ocean he didn't recognize. With strange beings he couldn't understand. The small fish he hunted closer to the surface did nothing to sate his hunger, even when he was able to sneak up on the morsels, which was becoming harder and harder to do.

He wiped oily water from his eyes and surfaced again, to try and cach sight of the stars above. When separated from The Tribe, he remembered, he had always used the stars to navigate his way back to his territory. The Tribe needed him, he was leader, without him, they were vulnerable to other Tribes, and stranger, crueler things that had slept for eons past beneath the waves.

That is not dead which can eternal lie.....

Banishing the terrible thought from his mind, The Creature narrowed his pitch black eyes at the stars, trying to get his bearings in this strange place.

That's when he saw it.

A burning ball of fire lighting up the night sky as it streaked above him at an angle. A shooting star. The Creature's eyes tracked the object as it continued its descent....falling....falling...

It disappeared over the Horizon.

His species had the unique ability to perceive light in many spectrums by adjusting certain cells in their eyes, and when The Creature did, what he saw shocked him.

The entire horizon was glowing with white hot power. It seemed to hang in the air where the thing had fallen, the energy scorching the air and tainting it as though it was some kind of infection. Whatever had landed was radiating an emense amount of energy. Realization slowly began to creep in as The Creature realized where the thing had landed.

His territory.

Snorting in fear and anxiety, The Creature dived beneath the waves, eager to find his Tribe.

And fearful of what fate might have befallen them.

Deep beneath the waves, the object laid where it had fallen. Amid the wreckage of the Satellite it had knocked out of orbit before entering Earth's atmosphere. A rocky womb containing a growing force.

But this child was not pure. Not innocent.

This was a Seed of Destruction.

This was the Child of Darkness.

From The Cradle of Evil.

King Ghidorah.

________________________________
Signs and Wonders
________________________________

She remembered her childhood. The smell of fresh rain, Sunrise over the water. Grandma's freshly brewed hot coco. And the monsters in her closet.

Daddy had always chased them away, but daddy wasn't here anymore, he didn't love mommy anymore... And now the monsters had followed her home, and they weren't staying in her closet this time.

Little thing....little thing.....why do you cry?

The lines have intersected, fate is coming full circle.

Are you afraid?

The city was burning.

Well, you should be.

And Venus and Mars danced in the middle.

Marlena......

And the skies weeped blood.

Wake up!

"Oh crap!!" Marlena screamed as she fell out of her bed, crashing to the wooden floor of her bedroom with a dull thunk. She laid there for a minute, catching her breath, tangled amid sweat stained bed sheets and the "Holy Shit!" stab of fear you get when one of your stupid friend's jumps out behind you wearing an all to realistic mask as you're walking home one night.

Sighing, she cast aside the bed sheets and stood on unsteady legs, a wave of dizziness washing over her and causing her to flop back onto her bed. Checking the digital clock she realized that it was only twelve O' Clock at night, she had barely slept a half hour until the nightmares had woken her up again.

She needed to alcohol. Copious amounts of alcohol. In fact, she probably needed a cigarette, but "oh no, can't smoke, you'll get lung cancer and die a horrible death drowning in your own blood." Pfft.

Fucking Doctors, bunch of pussies.

With a hacking cough Marlena rose, rising to cross the distance from her bedroom to the kitchen.

She new from experience that the nightmares would leave her wired for the rest of the night, unless she drank herself unconscious, liver damage was always fun......

"Marlena." Came a growl from the darkest corner of the kitchen. Some shifted in the veil of darkness, rising from a chair to it's full height, eyes gleaming with a terrible the terrible calculating intelligence of a dire predator.

"Oh. My. God." Marlena breathed. "You scared the shit out of me Teddy."

Teddy stalked out of the shadows, grinning sheepishly. "Sorry."

"What the hell are you doing here?" Marlena asked, scouring the fridge for....ah, mother's milk.

Slusho Brand Hard Lemonade for the win!

Pouring herself a glass of the slushy, lemony, alcoholic goodness, she turned to Teddy, waiting for an answer.

"I came to see Jamie."

"She's uh....at.....her....mom's." Marlena lied, knowing full well that her roomate was either A: Still partying with some guy she hardly knew or B: sleeping with some guy she hardly knew.

"You and I both know she's not at her mom's." Teddy growled, stalking closer to Marlena.

'Oh Shit, he knows.' Marlena took a deep breath.

"Who is it this time, Mar? That dofus Hudson? So pathetically obsessed with you that he'll fuck your roommate for just a taste of what you have to offer?"

Marlena backed away from Teddy, who was now steadily advancing on her, eyes gleaming with a strange red light.

"Ted, Teddy, it's not....not what you think."

"Some loser who she got drunk with tonight and barely even knows?"

"She likes you Teddy, she really, really likes you. She just....gets confu-"

"Jason? We all know he cheats on Lilly, stupid cow that she is. To weak, to blind to know he's just using her for a pay check!"

"Shut your trap, dickhead!" Marlena screamed, stretching to her full height and meeting his eyes.

"But, you? No, you're strong, Marlena. Stronger than Lilly. Stronger than Jamie. And you're to good for Hud."

"Get. Out." Marlena hissed. "Now!"

Teddy snapped his jaws like a croc and slapped the cup out of her hands. Marlena snorted like an angry bull and swung at his chin, connecting with a sickening crack. The man snarled in shock, stepping back. Marlena pressed her advantage, slapping him across the face and pulling back for another punch.

Teddy's hand's snapped from his sides like snakes and gripped her throat with what must have been bear trap-like force. Marlena cursed and kneed him in the stomach, trying to get him to let her go.

"I know what you need....."Teddy hissed, blood beginning to seep from his eyes.

Marlena slapped him in the face and grabbed his nose, twisting hard.
And the nose popped of in her hands. Teddy let lose with a horrible screech of pain, released her and stepped away, clutching the bleeding hole in his face.

"Oh. Shit!" Marlena said, gazing down at the nose still cradled in her hands. This was bad! Teddy tossed back his head and howled in pain, but his cries were choked off as his throat bulged. Something slithered into his neck, causing it to swell.

Then his head exploded.

Marlena screamed as blood and bits of bone splattered her. What remained of the man's neck expanded as...a massive golden head emerged from the spot where his head had been. Golden scales gleamed, covering the emerging head in seemingly impenetrable armor. The head was strangely familiar, and at the same time like nothing Marlena had ever seen before, except for cheap, pale imitations in movies and books.

The newborn's dragon head let loose a bell like cry as it rose high above it's host's ruptured body, revealing a thick, sinewy neck. It whipped around like a snake, reveling in its freed

"And what you need...." The thing's head turned towards her,revealing bright red eyes with purple, X shaped pupils. It grinned down at her, revealing a row of perfect ivory teeth.

Teddy's chest and belly burst open, revealing a powerful, golden wing. The wing stretched itself outward, and it seemed as though it would incircle in entire apartment before it was full outstretched.

"Is Me!" The Dragon's head lunged.

Marlena screamed.

"Marlena?" Lilly asked lightly, shaking her dozing friend. "Marlena?"

The younger woman awoke with a start. Blinking sleep from her eyes and examining her surroundings. She was lying on a couch, a crushed plastic cup in her hand.

"Uh....Lil?" She asked. "What...."

"We're at Jamie's birthday party, remember? You fell asleep and....it looked like you were having a bad dream." Lilly moved aside as Marlena quickly rose, wiping sweat and tears from her face.... She was at Teddy's apartment and ....oh God....Teddy.

"I...gotta go."

Marlena blinked in confusion, lurching for the door.

"Marlena!" Lilly said insistently, reaching for the fleeing girl. Resting a hand on her shoulder....

"Get off!" Marlena bellowed, shaking Lilly off and stumbling back. Her outburst had earned her the attention of everyone in the apartment, including Teddy. When she looked at him, she saw the Dragon's grinning face, leering at her from above Teddy's ruined flesh.

She gagged, lurching as she visualized his head popping like a grape.

Oh Damn.

Slusho, beer (a lot of beer), crackers, and various other contents of her stomach wound up on the floor at her feet.

The last thing she remembered before passing out was three pairs of red eyes, each one with purple, cross shaped pupils glaring at her from the window, and then fading from view as everything went black.

Does anybody remember...

Monstrous@forums.unfiction.com — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:00:02 +0000

Anybody remember "SCREAM (The Cloverfield Metal)"? A project I took on shortly after Cloverfield came out?

Well, here I am 11 months later with the FINISHED song. Sounds completely different than the original plans and isn't really "metal"... in fact, I can't even describe the genre...

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/189091