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	<title>ARG: Purity Towers-New</title>
	<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/</link>
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		<title>[TRAILHEAD] www.puritytowers.com</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=627046#627046</link>
		<description>Several of us just finished playing Funnel Production's Transition Village 2 and at the end of the ARG we were given a URL to  www.puritytowers.com . As of right now there is a timer (20 days until it goes live) and an e-mail address for joining the mailing list. Figured I would get the thread going and ready so that when it goes live we can hit the ground running.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I received the following automated response upon signing up for the mailing list:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;blockquote style=&quot;border-left: solid blue 2px; padding-left:5px; margin-left:5px;&quot;&gt;Welcome to the Purity Towers mailing list. Answering the high volume&lt;br /&gt;
of email we receive takes time, so please bear with us. To ensure a&lt;br /&gt;
timely response, alert your spam filters. Common email programs and&lt;br /&gt;
hosting sites will generally work with our messages, but watch your&lt;br /&gt;
junk mail folder to be safe. Hearing back from Party members is&lt;br /&gt;
important to us, so please feel free to email us with any ideas,&lt;br /&gt;
concerns, or hopes for Purity Towers and all Party properties.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Over the years, the Party has worked hard to provide an excellent way&lt;br /&gt;
of life. Under the supervision of our leaders, all Party members live&lt;br /&gt;
in security and peacefulness. Thank you again for your interest.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Melvin Smith&lt;br /&gt;
Communications Coordinator - Properties Division&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 UPDATE :  (Thanks Pinkcloud!) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  The story so far:   &lt;br /&gt;
There are two sides, the Grotians, an underground movement, and the Proscript Party, which is a political party with a strong affinity to security, order and prosperity. Their newest project is the Purity Towers, which is the new &quot;Zone&quot; to live for the party members. Players have been contacted by Melvin Smith, the coordinator of PP, as well as Selvin Myth who works for the Grotians cause. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Melvin and Selvin turn out to be the same person who asks us to help the Grotian movement in different ways and channel our strengths in teams (communication, sabotage, recon). On our ning site you can join those. The communication team had to provide us with a secret code which we'll have to use with PP members who secretly want to work for the Grotians. The code (a mix of Al Bhed and ROT) will be announced every week on uF. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To start as new player, you'd have to send e-mails to both Melvin and Selvin so 'both' get your e-mail address (Melvin stays in his role as a party communicator and has asked us to address him as such), and then join &lt;br /&gt;
one of our teams on ning. There are players who've been turning to the PP side, so beware as players can play for either side and you never know who you can trust!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was revealed via a  YouTube Message  that Randy and Earl of  Sticky Itchers  fame have made a business deal with Purity Towers to provide their famous shower scrub to the towers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 UPDATE (08/13/09): &lt;br /&gt;
Melvin sent out an update detailing the party's effort to capture L. Waltershield, the Grotian Underground leader, and reassured players they could contact him with info on said leader with anonymity. It was also indicated that a few units in Purity Towers would be made available to players in the near future on the Proscript Party webpage as well as a new message from the party. In a second e-mail Melvin slipped up and asked to RECALL the e-mail, &quot;Deputies:&quot; immediately...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 UPDATE (08/14/09): &lt;br /&gt;
With Melvin on the run the party president, Garfield Jameson, took it upon himself to contact party members and update them. The Purity Towers website is now functional and Garfield announced that the owner of the tower is Phil Thomas. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  E-mail addresses:   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Garfield Jameson: yourproscriptparty@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
Melvin Smith: puritytowersSPLATgmail.com &lt;br /&gt;
Selvin Myth: grotiangatewaySPLATgmail.com &lt;br /&gt;
Melissa Alsford (Possible Grotian sympathizer within the Prospect Party): melissaalsfordSPLATgmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  Websites:   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 http://puritytowers.wikia.com/wiki/PurityTowers_Wiki  &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Our wiki &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 http://gudeputies.ning.com/  &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Our social network. Since that is In Game, not like uF, we should be a bit careful what to post there. Secret stuff should better be posted on uF. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 http://www.puritytowers.com/  &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; The website of the party which has been hacked by the Grotians &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 http://www.proscriptparty.com/ &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; New website for the party &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 http://lwaltershield.blogspot.com  &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; The blog of our fake Grotian leader Levi Waltershield &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000140395733&amp;ref=search&amp;sid=1231219134.689082930..1&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Melissa Alford's Facebook page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000114955514&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Archie Rebel's Facebook page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=12737&amp;post=100752&amp;uid=116350434854#/group.php?gid=116350434854&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Archie Rebel's Facebook fan page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://archierebel.wordpress.com/2009/08/14/hello-fans/&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Archie Rebel's blog&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 http://www.stickyitchers.com/ &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Online home of Sticky Itchers shower scrub. Purity Towers has a commercial contract with this company to supply the towers with shower scrub.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://proscriptpatriot.blogspot.com/&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Proscript Patriot's blog&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.youtube.com/user/ProscriptParty&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; The Proscript Party Youtube Channel&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000152851225&amp;ref=search&amp;sid=1231219134.3969249241..1&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Garfield Jameson's Facebook page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  Twitter Accounts:   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://twitter.com/SelvinMyth&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Selvin's Twitter Page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://twitter.com/LWaltershield&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; L. Waltershield's Twitter Page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://twitter.com/CleanRandy&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Randy's Twitter Page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://twitter.com/LadiesManEarl&lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Earl's Twitter Page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ENJOY!</description>
		<author>FSURobbie@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>All Players who got a Purity Towers apartment and mailbox</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=639755#639755</link>
		<description>Alright, those of us who have IG Purity Tower apartments and IG mailboxes, know that we each have a message in it. We each have differnt binary codes and we need to come together to discuss each of our different codes and what they mea. That way we can put it all together and see what Phillip Thomas is telling us. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;blockquote style=&quot;border-left: solid blue 2px; padding-left:5px; margin-left:5px;&quot;&gt;01100010 01100001 01110011 01100101 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
was my code and it translates to &lt;blockquote style=&quot;border-left: solid blue 2px; padding-left:5px; margin-left:5px;&quot;&gt;basement&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So let's all work together and see what we get.</description>
		<author>Syncopal@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>[NEW][GU] New email, intel and contact</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=633582#633582</link>
		<description>Hi all,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As many of you are aware, Melvin sent an email to the Deputies yesterday which he later recalled. We had originally thought that this was a slip up by the PMs, but as it transpires today, this is well and truly in-game. The email is as follows (spoilered to dissuade sneaky non-GU affliates reading it):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;color:#660000;background-color:#660000;margin:5px 0px 5px 0px;&quot;&gt;To my trusted deputies,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I regret that I have been terribly busy most of the day. Never a moment's rest. So far, my emails (both accounts) have been open nearly constantly, and I have been trying very hard to justify leaving the Purity Towers page &quot;hacked&quot; for so long. I fear we will have to revert to the original page design soon, thereby losing an opportunity to recruit more members. Does anyone have any ideas about what to do? Everyone's help is requested.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Party supporters should be watched very closely. Under no circumstances should we assume there is only one. Robbie is just a fraction of the supporters, I can assure you. It is essential to be vigilant. True Proscript supporters can be very sneaky. Yes, I'm saying this from experience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To touch on the potential bloggers, you are all doing an excellent job recruiting them. One more person remains for you to contact. We should hold out for as long as possible before reaching him. Extra contacts are useful, and this person may prove to be invaluable as time goes on. Refrain from reaching him until it is absolutely necessary, however. Sometimes he is a bit uncomfortable with this mission.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Getting you his contact information directly is very nerve-wracking for me, and I am shaking even as I write this. Maybe, hopefully, you will understand my meaning. Always use your best judgment. I have come to trust all of you, and I cannot say how that has lifted my spirits in these dark days. Long live Levi and the Grotian Underground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
M.S./S.M.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-- &lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Melvin Smith&lt;br /&gt;
Communications Coordinator - Properties Division&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is a hidden message contained in the above, which reads:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;color:#660000;background-color:#660000;margin:5px 0px 5px 0px;&quot;&gt;INSIDE PURITY TOWERS GMAIL&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
this led to a new email address and contact:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;color:#660000;background-color:#660000;margin:5px 0px 5px 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
email: insidepuritytowers@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
contact name: Living on the Inside&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
MAJOR props to the recon team for this new info.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It also transpires that something may have happened to Selvin:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;color:#660000;background-color:#660000;margin:5px 0px 5px 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Something has happened to me. I did not enter my daily password to prevent this email from going out to my deputies. If you have received this, assume the worst unless you hear from me again with our usual tag hidden in the message. Use any intelligence you have to move forward. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
M.S./S.M.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's not known whether the new contact is Selvin or a wholly new contact, but the deputies' consensus is that we should use the email sparingly, and work on what we have already (ie. trying to crack Archie and Melissa).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thoughts welcome, and once again, well done recon.</description>
		<author>Tresbien@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>[E-MAILS] Archie Rebel</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=633707#633707</link>
		<description>I thought I'd open up a thread for posting the e-mails and direct messages we're having with Archie. I'm planning to do some serious e-mail correspondence with him ;) and think it would all help us to grasp the big picture if we share.</description>
		<author>PinkCloud@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>[E-MAILS] Melissa Alsford</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=633708#633708</link>
		<description>Same as for Archie - we can post our e-mails and direct messages with Melissa here.  Anyone getting through her wall? :banghead:</description>
		<author>Kandiman@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Call to Define Community Standards</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=639175#639175</link>
		<description>The depth of roleplaying in this game is, as far as I know, unprecedented in ARGs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This means many things: that we have no pre-existing community standards for dealing with the situation; that it falls on us to create those standards; that other games of this nature, if they are made, will likely follow our standards; that how we conduct ourselves today may very well determine not only how but whether future games of this kind will be created and played.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I want to form these customs deliberately, rather than let them grow knobbly and accidental. I think it behooves us to take the time and care to do this properly, to make it work, so that games like this will continue to be made.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - = o = -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following is my personal proposal on what our standard should be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ideally, uF should be a wholly OOG forum. That means no roleplaying. To the extent that we are, or sympathize with, Grotians or Proscripts or dragons or whatever, we are effectively In Game, and should not post on uF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We can of course come here and read here and post here, but we will do so strictly Out Of Character. We will solve puzzles, speculate on the plot, discuss ARG design, and make idle chatter. We will not talk about how good or bad the members of [political group] are.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The OOGness of uF would, then, serve two major purposes, provide two major kinds of safe haven.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The first is the one it has always served: to be a place where we can, as players, solve puzzles and exchange clues without IG characters overhearing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The second is the new one that has never been needed in an ARG before this one: to be a place where we can remember and reassert that we are not characters, but real people; that despite claims to the contrary, it's just a game; that whatever our IG political disagreements, we're still all friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It may turn out to be impossible, for whatever reasons, for uF to serve that second purpose. If that is the case, then another forum should be created to be that second haven. We would then have one forum OOC and one forum OOG.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I believe that the existence of a haven substantially alters the character of actions taken outside the safe haven. Seeing reality helps us not to believe in the masque.</description>
		<author>3REV@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>[REF] Web Sites, Emails and Twitter</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=633667#633667</link>
		<description>(Thanks FSURobbie!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
E-mail addresses: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Melvin Smith: puritytowersSPLATgmail.com &lt;br /&gt;
Selvin Myth: grotiangatewaySPLATgmail.com &lt;br /&gt;
Melissa Alsford (Possible Grotian sympathizer within the Prospect Party): melissaalsfordSPLATgmail.com &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Websites: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://puritytowers.wikia.com/wiki/PurityTowers_Wiki &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Our wiki &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://gudeputies.ning.com/ &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Our social network. Since that is In Game, not like uF, we should be a bit careful what to post there. Secret stuff should better be posted on uF. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.puritytowers.com/ &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; The website of the party which has been hacked by the Grotians &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.proscriptparty.com/ &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; New website for the party &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://lwaltershield.blogspot.com &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; The blog of our fake Grotian leader Levi Waltershield &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000140395733&amp;ref=search&amp;sid=1231219134.689082930..1 &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Melissa Alford's Facebook page &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000114955514 &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Archie Rebel's Facebook page &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=12737&amp;post=100752&amp;uid=116350434854#/group.php?gid=116350434854 &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Archie Rebel's Facebook fan page &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://archierebel.wordpress.com/2009/08/14/hello-fans/ &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Archie Rebel's blog &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.stickyitchers.com/ &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Online home of Sticky Itchers shower scrub. Purity Towers has a commercial contract with this company to supply the towers with shower scrub. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://proscriptpatriot.blogspot.com/ &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Proscript Patriot's blog &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.youtube.com/user/ProscriptParty &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; The Proscript Party Youtube Channel &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Twitter Accounts: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://twitter.com/SelvinMyth &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Selvin's Twitter Page &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://twitter.com/LWaltershield &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; L. Waltershield's Twitter Page &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://twitter.com/CleanRandy &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Randy's Twitter Page &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://twitter.com/LadiesManEarl &lt;br /&gt;
-&gt; Earl's Twitter Page</description>
		<author>diszaster@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>To all players of Purity Towers</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=638299#638299</link>
		<description>Lately I have noticed that people are beginning to take this too seriously. Fighting with one another, arguing over things that don't matter. You seem to forget this is a game, not reality. Step back and realize that the name calling and the overzealousness of everyone is actually hurting the game, not improving it. I don't care what side you are on, because in the end, it doesn't really matter, its all a game and at the end of the day we should all be able to talk positively about the experience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is my first and most likely last ARG because ofthe attitude and nature of some of the players. I got into this ARG to have fun and meet new people. But I can tell you this, I am not enjoying the game anymore, and I am starting to wonder about some of the people I have been meeting. Are you so quick to turn on those who you once saw as a friend just because they chose to play differently from you? It does not matter if you are GU or Party or even neutral, you need to stop and think about the things you say to other people around you. One might take some of the jokes and playful banter to heart and be seriously hurt by it. So can we all stop with the fighting and crap and just play the game to its completion instead of tearing out each other's throats? If you all ignore everything I have said fine, what do I know?All I know is I want the crazy bullcrap to stop and I want us to just be considerate of one another. Stop with the insults and the crap, and just let people play the way that they want to.&lt;br /&gt;
~Dusty_Ashes~</description>
		<author>diszaster@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>[Task] Tales From The Tunnels: The Grotian Grapevine</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=633560#633560</link>
		<description>I just sent this message out to the Communications Team but also would appreciate everyone's input and participation:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Hi Comm Group!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PinkCloud and I were chatting last night about the need for a news blog for the Grotians.  My thought is that it would be a public vehicle in which everyone could post about his own life experience to show that change is needed and that all citizens must have equal rights.  My hope is that a show of numbers would serve to encourage others to join the movement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have any thoughts about this or suggestions for it?  Would anyone like to volunteer to get it started and work on it? </description>
		<author>Tresbien@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tomorrow is PP Day!</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=636274#636274</link>
		<description>So this is something I've just found out, seems kinda cool, thought I would share with everyone else, tomorrow's PP Day fun and games:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
10am-Noon, Party leadership speeches: Glory of the Party, Harmony Between Races, Fantastic Life of a Party Member. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Noon-2, Fair food at a variety of booths &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2-3, Purity Towers presentation with special tribute to Phillip Thomas' years of service &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3-4, Re-enactment of the Dragon Battle &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4-5, President Jameson speech: The Great Privilege of Being Your Leader</description>
		<author>amandel@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 12:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>[EMAIL] Earl's 'Mystery Bride' - Bertha Effenberger</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=633718#633718</link>
		<description>Right, so I sent an email through to Earl and Randy as Bertha Effenberger, Earl's mystery bride:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;blockquote style=&quot;border-left: solid blue 2px; padding-left:5px; margin-left:5px;&quot;&gt;Hi Earl...&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm SO GLAD I found you!!!!!! One of my friends found your new website and I totally freaked out!!!! I mean, you probably don't remember me...it's been sooooo long and I'm sure you've met so many other girls by now, you know...what with everythings that been going on...and what happened between us...I don't blame you for wanting to move on...&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh Earl! I'm so sorry I left you! You have to understand that for a small town girl like me...it just all too much! I've admired you for so long, I couldn't imagine you being interested in a girl like me! You deserve the best and I want to be the best, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
I've taken some time and really done some soul searching...I took a really good hard look at myself! I want love you like the flower craves the rain! I want to devote my entire life to you and your happiness!&lt;br /&gt;
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I want to help you suceed Earl, my love! I want to be your one and only wifey! Forever and always!&lt;br /&gt;
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You coming back to me is against the odds, I know. But its a chance I have to take. Without you, my life has no meaning! I KNOW this is love Earl. What we have is more than just a brief fling or a cheap, drunken vegas wedding! The vows we made in front of that Elvis Impersonator, mean more to me now than anything! My story begins and ends with you Earl. Only you.&lt;br /&gt;
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YOU HAD ME AT HELLO!&lt;br /&gt;
Please Earl, I beg you, don't slay me....with goodbye.&lt;br /&gt;
Yours Forever,&lt;br /&gt;
Bertha Effenberger&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Today I got an email back from Randy:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;blockquote style=&quot;border-left: solid blue 2px; padding-left:5px; margin-left:5px;&quot;&gt;Bertha,&lt;br /&gt;
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This is Randy (the other fella from the video).&lt;br /&gt;
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Earl's been getting some pretty weird emails lately. I'll pass this message on to him, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna freak him out. Lots of folks are pointing him in all kinds of directions to find his wife.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm on your side here. That guy needs a wife, and you seem pretty eager to be her. Eager enough to marry him in front of Elvis, at least. That's gotta mean somethin'.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's what I think you should do: Write him one of them real sweet love letters. He always gets into that sissy crap, no matter how manly he acts in our videos. Then read it on YouTube. He's always on there (that's the genius of it).&lt;br /&gt;
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Send me that link and I'll make sure he goes to it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Best of luck,&lt;br /&gt;
Randy&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S. Your name is pretty awesome&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SO: I'm all up for making a youtube video...but all ideas are welcome....where to from here?</description>
		<author>SituationNoir@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<author>DreamOfTheRood@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>[REF] Story so far...</title>
		<link>http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=633665#633665</link>
		<description>(Thanks FSURobbie and PinkCloud!)&lt;br /&gt;
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There are two sides, the Grotians, an underground movement, and the Proscript Party, which is a political party with a strong affinity to security, order and prosperity. Their newest project is the Purity Towers, which is the new &quot;Zone&quot; to live for the party members. Players have been contacted by Melvin Smith, the coordinator of PP, as well as Selvin Myth who works for the Grotians cause. &lt;br /&gt;
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Melvin and Selvin turn out to be the same person who asks us to help the Grotian movement in different ways and channel our strengths in teams (communication, sabotage, recon). On our ning site you can join those. The communication team had to provide us with a secret code which we'll have to use with PP members who secretly want to work for the Grotians. The code (a mix of Al Bhed and ROT) will be announced every week on uF. &lt;br /&gt;
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To start as new player, you'd have to send e-mails to both Melvin and Selvin so 'both' get your e-mail address (Melvin stays in his role as a party communicator and has asked us to address him as such), and then join &lt;br /&gt;
one of our teams on ning. There are players who've been turning to the PP side, so beware as players can play for either side and you never know who you can trust! &lt;br /&gt;
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It was revealed via a YouTube Message that Randy and Earl of Sticky Itchers fame have made a business deal with Purity Towers to provide their famous shower scrub to the towers. &lt;br /&gt;
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UPDATE (08/13/09): &lt;br /&gt;
Melvin sent out an update detailing the party's effort to capture L. Waltershield, the Grotian Underground leader, and reassured players they could contact him with info on said leader with anonymity. It was also indicated that a few units in Purity Towers would be made available to players in the near future on the Proscript Party webpage as well as a new message from the party. In a second e-mail Melvin slipped up and asked to RECALL the e-mail, &quot;Deputies:&quot; immediately...</description>
		<author>jamesi@forums.unfiction.com</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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