BaggaChippz (5:57:13 PM): a human, in the Cupboard Castle??
BaggaChippz (5:57:19 PM): what a strange idea!
FalconTobu (5:58:49 PM): I apologise if I offended anyone
FalconTobu (5:59:04 PM): I was away eating a cracker.
FalconTobu (5:59:11 PM): I need some tea now.
BaggaChippz (5:59:29 PM): we'd be happy to offer you our services but we have not yet figured out the Teleportation options offered by the Internet
FalconTobu (6:00:16 PM): Teleportation options? There are some teleportation options? I'd like some info on that!
BaggaChippz (6:00:33 PM): there are not teleportation options offered by the Net?
FalconTobu (6:00:50 PM): Well, techinically things travel to and from places
FalconTobu (6:00:53 PM): really quickly
FalconTobu (6:01:00 PM): So one could call it 'teleportation'
FalconTobu (6:01:07 PM): but it is more like E-port or something xD
BaggaChippz (6:01:20 PM): E-port?
BaggaChippz (6:01:22 PM): explain further
BaggaChippz (6:01:25 PM): I want to make use of this
FalconTobu (6:01:37 PM): Oh, I am just saying you could call it E-port...
FalconTobu (6:01:44 PM): Copyright!
FalconTobu (6:01:53 PM): Er, anyway...
BaggaChippz (6:02:00 PM): 
FalconTobu (6:02:05 PM): I am just saying that this i.m.
FalconTobu (6:02:15 PM): it is going to and from our locations
FalconTobu (6:02:18 PM): rapidly
BaggaChippz (6:02:27 PM): I understand
BaggaChippz (6:02:28 PM): i think
FalconTobu (6:02:28 PM): so you could call it teleportation, A.K.A. E-port
FalconTobu (6:02:43 PM): A.K.A. means Also Known As, for your Cupboard Lingo.
FalconTobu (6:03:40 PM): So...what sort of bagga chippz are you, friend? 
BaggaChippz (6:03:42 PM): thank you
BaggaChippz (6:03:52 PM): I'm BaggaChippz, of the potato family
FalconTobu (6:04:02 PM): Mmm...
FalconTobu (6:04:15 PM): Why don't you come aroud to my place some time, I'll show you around. 
BaggaChippz (6:04:27 PM): is that a threat?
FalconTobu (6:04:41 PM): Um, no...
FalconTobu (6:04:44 PM): I uh.
FalconTobu (6:04:45 PM): Sorry.
FalconTobu (6:05:02 PM): I don't have any chip friends of my own, you see... 
FalconTobu (6:05:19 PM): It started one day ago...when my mother put me on a Cabbage Soup Diet...my chip friends were sent away!
FalconTobu (6:05:24 PM): I am devastated. ; ;
BaggaChippz (6:05:51 PM): Camp Bell will be disappointed
BaggaChippz (6:05:57 PM): She doesn't understand why more people don't like her
FalconTobu (6:06:19 PM): Is she Tomato Camp Bell?
BaggaChippz (6:06:50 PM): I'm not sure of her full packaging history.  I am sorry.  I will do better.
FalconTobu (6:07:04 PM): Oh, well some historian you are.
BaggaChippz (6:07:19 PM): 
BaggaChippz (6:07:28 PM): It is not easy when all she says is MMMM MMMMM GOOD
FalconTobu (6:07:38 PM): I know, what's up with that anyway?
FalconTobu (6:07:45 PM): You're all 'hey, how you doing' 'MMM MMM GOOD'
FalconTobu (6:07:55 PM): Does she know that most people have turned to organic foods these days?
FalconTobu (6:08:02 PM): Elitism I tell you, it runs rampant.
BaggaChippz (6:08:05 PM): *crinkle*
BaggaChippz (6:08:06 PM): the organics...
BaggaChippz (6:08:15 PM): ._.
FalconTobu (6:08:29 PM): Hey, I don't organic at all.
FalconTobu (6:08:32 PM): I'm still on your side.
FalconTobu (6:08:39 PM): I'm all Pantryell!
FalconTobu (6:08:59 PM): *Pantrual
FalconTobu (6:09:03 PM): I was trying to combine words
FalconTobu (6:09:07 PM): Bad joke.
BaggaChippz (6:09:18 PM): I am confused.
FalconTobu (6:09:26 PM): I am saying I eat you guys all the time.
FalconTobu (6:09:29 PM): I'm still loyal.
FalconTobu (6:09:31 PM): Er.
FalconTobu (6:09:33 PM): That sounds bad.
FalconTobu (6:09:43 PM): 
BaggaChippz (6:10:07 PM): it does
FalconTobu (6:10:08 PM): It's not like I forced them to...well I did...but they didn't say anything!
BaggaChippz (6:10:09 PM): but that's ok
BaggaChippz (6:10:12 PM): that's why I was produced
FalconTobu (6:10:16 PM): Oh, good.
FalconTobu (6:10:44 PM): So do you die when Master Smith eats you, or does your spirit linger and enter the next bag of chips he buys?
BaggaChippz (6:10:45 PM): of course, unless the Master replaces me, The Cupboard Castle's web presence will probably die out
FalconTobu (6:11:15 PM): H'm?
FalconTobu (6:11:17 PM): What do you mean?
BaggaChippz (6:11:45 PM): if a BaggaChippz is not in the Cupboard, there will be no web presence
FalconTobu (6:11:59 PM): Oh.
FalconTobu (6:12:09 PM): So you are perpetual as long as he puts you in the Cupboard?
FalconTobu (6:12:26 PM): *puts a new chip in the cupboare
FalconTobu (6:12:30 PM): **cupboard
FalconTobu (6:12:36 PM): We humans make typoes. 
BaggaChippz (6:13:07 PM): yes, as long as there is a BaggaChippz, I will be around
FalconTobu (6:13:12 PM): Awesome.
FalconTobu (6:13:19 PM): You seem like a fairly nice Baggachippz
FalconTobu (6:13:28 PM): Is BaggaChippz your full name?
BaggaChippz (6:13:52 PM): it is
BaggaChippz (6:13:56 PM): is FalconTobu your full name?
FalconTobu (6:14:04 PM): No, that is but a pseudonym.
BaggaChippz (6:14:12 PM): what is a pseudonym?
FalconTobu (6:14:15 PM): An alias
FalconTobu (6:14:20 PM): a false name, one might say.
BaggaChippz (6:14:23 PM): Is that like a nickname?
FalconTobu (6:14:26 PM): Indeed.
BaggaChippz (6:14:40 PM): ah, I am Learning!
FalconTobu (6:14:48 PM): Yes.
FalconTobu (6:15:04 PM): Next lesson: 'Ah, I am learning!' instead of 'ah, I am Learning!'
FalconTobu (6:15:29 PM): Not to be critical, you're just learning. 
BaggaChippz (6:15:44 PM): I do not see the Difference, Nickname.
FalconTobu (6:15:59 PM): Um, my name isn't Nickname
FalconTobu (6:16:12 PM): And OK
BaggaChippz (6:16:27 PM): Nickname: a different name people go by sometime, Like a codename!  almost like a spy
FalconTobu (6:16:46 PM): Yes. ^^
BaggaChippz (6:17:21 PM): Ah!  I'm Learning!
FalconTobu (6:17:28 PM): You're a smart cookie
FalconTobu (6:17:32 PM): Well, chip.
FalconTobu (6:17:38 PM): Not to suggest that cookies are generally stupid
FalconTobu (6:17:43 PM): or that cookies are generally smart than chips
BaggaChippz (6:17:45 PM): no, they generally are.
BaggaChippz (6:17:48 PM): stupid.
FalconTobu (6:17:53 PM): Really?
FalconTobu (6:17:57 PM): I never asked.
FalconTobu (6:18:07 PM): I know they are particurlaly delicious.
BaggaChippz (6:18:13 PM): I never ate.
FalconTobu (6:18:24 PM): I feel cruel for never asking my food their thoughts before munching on them.
BaggaChippz (6:18:37 PM): Food does think, you know
FalconTobu (6:18:41 PM): Yeah.
FalconTobu (6:18:50 PM): Unless your cookies? :P
BaggaChippz (6:19:01 PM): no they think too, just dumb thoughts.
FalconTobu (6:19:09 PM): No use for thinking, then.
FalconTobu (6:19:15 PM): Well, some humans do the same...scratch that.
BaggaChippz (6:19:20 PM): Don't tell him I said that.
FalconTobu (6:19:29 PM): Ollie?
BaggaChippz (6:19:37 PM): yes
FalconTobu (6:19:43 PM): I hear Ollie is quite the looker though, so that must make up for it?
BaggaChippz (6:19:51 PM): I cannot speak to that.
FalconTobu (6:20:10 PM): His milk filling brings all the girls to the cupboard?
FalconTobu (6:20:41 PM): Um...that was a reference to a song "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard" or something...
FalconTobu (6:20:45 PM): It wasn't innuendo.
FalconTobu (6:20:46 PM): I apologise.
BaggaChippz (6:21:11 PM): I am confused
BaggaChippz (6:21:14 PM): your milkshake?
FalconTobu (6:21:22 PM): Not my milkshake
BaggaChippz (6:21:43 PM): But you said, "My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard"
FalconTobu (6:21:58 PM): Kelis's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
FalconTobu (6:22:11 PM): I am just relaying her milkshaking skills.
BaggaChippz (6:22:12 PM): What's a Kelis
FalconTobu (6:22:17 PM): Kelis seems to be a singer.
FalconTobu (6:22:24 PM): But I am relying on google for this
BaggaChippz (6:22:46 PM): What is a Google
FalconTobu (6:22:50 PM): Some of the lyrics are: " My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
D***right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
FalconTobu (6:22:58 PM): See, isn't it interesting?
FalconTobu (6:23:08 PM): It seems my sister needs to use the "Net"
FalconTobu (6:23:22 PM): So you'll have to wait, Baggachippz
BaggaChippz (6:23:33 PM): all right
BaggaChippz (6:23:40 PM): it's been good getting to know you, Jennifer Garner
FalconTobu (6:27:16 PM): Where did you learn about Jennifer Garner from? Did the Master leave an OK! Magazine in your Cupboard?
BaggaChippz (6:27:38 PM): I must go now, Friend.
BaggaChippz (6:27:40 PM): Until soon!
FalconTobu (6:29:10 PM): Bye!