SirTejicus: What is going on?
Albrecht Wasser: Shotime
Albrecht Wasser: Now
Albrecht Wasser: I have spentr a lote of effrt
Albrecht Wasser: on keeping in cntrol
Albrecht Wasser: Answer qs honestly and nthing bad will hppn
SirTejicus: I'll try
SirTejicus: just don't hurt anyone!
Albrecht Wasser: no one is permnt hurt yet
Albrecht Wasser: but ths idit hav been passin notes in class to u? Yes?
SirTejicus: no?
Albrecht Wasser: ahem
Albrecht Wasser: 51A Camden High Street, Camden, London, NW1 7JH?
Albrecht Wasser: wtf is ths?
Albrecht Wasser: u thnk i cnt see cht logs ovr here?
SirTejicus: It was a story I heard
Albrecht Wasser: cre to shre? my professin iz all bout stries
Albrecht Wasser: maybe ill share one too
SirTejicus: it was about a factory exploding
Albrecht Wasser: ahem
Albrecht Wasser: verbatim
Albrecht Wasser: nice wrd eh?
SirTejicus: you want me to tell you the story, verbatim?
Albrecht Wasser: f u wld be so kind. but pls b quick. i cant hold my brain in too lng
Albrecht Wasser: i might get urges
SirTejicus: 29 years ago, 1 man and 23 boys went 13 niles into the Mayan highlands.1 boy went missing. 10 of the others searched, while 3 went for help.8 hours later, 9 of the boys found a cave 12 meters deep. 5 of the boys were too frightened to enter. 6 did so.22 minutes later, 5 of the boys were changed forever, 18 minutes after that, an explosion was heard 25 kilometers away.20 and 8 were the numbers on the factory that exploded.9 alarms were sounded for that fire. 14 people were injured. 7 died.Unfortunately, this all happened again:At 51A Camden High Street, Camden, London, NW1 7JHIt was of course a young child's birthday that is vital to us all. It was also the day we all saw Hoth for the first time.
Albrecht Wasser: hmm
Albrecht Wasser: i wuz brn the day the EMpire Strikes Back came out
Albrecht Wasser: this lks lik a code
SirTejicus: you were born the day empire strikes back came out? you a fan?
Albrecht Wasser: i like a lot of stuff
Albrecht Wasser: bang bang d00d
Albrecht Wasser: sall a game
Albrecht Wasser: now
Albrecht Wasser: i will figgure teh code out no worries
SirTejicus: I'm nto so good at Codes
Albrecht Wasser: Annie is a little tied up though so i don see how she cld have sent u nething
Albrecht Wasser: Jim jim cannt type no mre
Albrecht Wasser: and Tom nos better
SirTejicus: what did you do to them?
Albrecht Wasser: now, that i hjave assesd ur honesty wit me, pls tell me who brk my baby stone?
SirTejicus: what's important about your stone?
Albrecht Wasser: mmm, no, tht is not a crrct answr
Albrecht Wasser: consequences will come for that
SirTejicus: what consequences?
Albrecht Wasser: donnna think too much about it, jus keep lyin and askin qs
SirTejicus: why would I lie to you? I'm interested in anchient stones, thats why I ask
Albrecht Wasser: who brk my baby stone?
SirTejicus: you did when you were drunk
Albrecht Wasser: boyoyo that stone b SACRED
Albrecht Wasser: no breaky teh prophecy
Albrecht Wasser: instead, i breaky ppl who dont own up to it
SirTejicus: prophecy???
Albrecht Wasser: bro u hav no idea wut ths will grow to
Albrecht Wasser: i jus trying to tie up loos ends b4 i becom a god
SirTejicus: you think your going to be a god?
Albrecht Wasser: oh baby yeah
SirTejicus: how are you going to do that?
Albrecht Wasser: alredy am
Albrecht Wasser: pcked up Grad Jim wit one hand
SirTejicus: oh, thats nothing, he's an ity bity asain guy
SirTejicus: your no god
Albrecht Wasser: ohhhh baby
Albrecht Wasser: one of ur own betryd u
Albrecht Wasser: wuz sure it wuz bitch 1
Albrecht Wasser: but the kid eh?
Albrecht Wasser: lol
Albrecht Wasser: brb! got suim work to do
SirTejicus: what work are you doing??
Albrecht Wasser: humming bro, quiet a moment.
Albrecht Wasser: 5 are now 4
SirTejicus: quiet for what???
SirTejicus: what did you do?!?!
Albrecht Wasser: shh, teh gods dunna like interrupts
SirTejicus: I don't care what the gods like, you psycho
Albrecht Wasser: luved that movie
Albrecht Wasser: faddy o gonna be pissd at the mess tho
SirTejicus: find things in common with the murderer?
SirTejicus: why did you kill one of them?
Albrecht Wasser: sacrifice bro
Albrecht Wasser: too long since teh last
SirTejicus: when was the last?
Albrecht Wasser: 6 HUNDRED years ago baey beeee
SirTejicus: Why do the gods need a sacrifice now?
Albrecht Wasser: bro, look around
Albrecht Wasser: do things look like they are gong lik they shud?
Albrecht Wasser: heeeeellll no
SirTejicus: you think killing someone is going to change that??
Albrecht Wasser: baey bee, this is soo teh beginnin
Albrecht Wasser: I got 3 more duckies in a frickin fortrss
SirTejicus: the beginning of what?
SirTejicus: who do you have? and who did you kill?
Albrecht Wasser: I have NO IDEA how i did it, but this place is solid
Albrecht Wasser: and now i can get daddo back
Albrecht Wasser: and fuckn GOD TANNIS
Albrecht Wasser: an all thes pricks who took daddyo away
SirTejicus: who's daddo???
Albrecht Wasser: shhhh, god is thinkg
SirTejicus: what are you thinking about?
Albrecht Wasser: how to use u to meh advantge
SirTejicus: you think you can use me???
Albrecht Wasser: ahhhh makin me mad.
Albrecht Wasser: Tom just sittin there.
Albrecht Wasser: lookie! He tried to break this teeny tiny window
Albrecht Wasser: couldnt do it bro
Albrecht Wasser: why i wondr?
SirTejicus: you couldn't break a window
SirTejicus: ?*
Albrecht Wasser: heh, this place is my focus area now
Albrecht Wasser: i b thinkin bettr since the deed b done
SirTejicus: what deed did you do?
Albrecht Wasser: k, listen
Albrecht Wasser: u guys helped me
Albrecht Wasser: and i spared the three for now
SirTejicus: thank you
Albrecht Wasser: of corse
Albrecht Wasser: a terribl crim wuz committd by ur american stndrds
Albrecht Wasser: but
Albrecht Wasser: a new time is comingf
SirTejicus: tell me, who did you kill?
Albrecht Wasser: and Monday teh next birdie goes down
Albrecht Wasser: head count em bro
Albrecht Wasser: im sure they be typing little messages all ovr
Albrecht Wasser: oh wait
Albrecht Wasser: jimmy cant cause his hands broke
Albrecht Wasser: annie cant cause shes all tied up
SirTejicus: Anne and Tom Jimmy are still alive?
Albrecht Wasser: and tommy is within reach
Albrecht Wasser: easy easyreach
Albrecht Wasser: and annie over there thinks i canna see that she be messin
Albrecht Wasser: ill read her shiat laters
SirTejicus: when are you going to let them go?
Albrecht Wasser: After I figure out how to get out mysef
Albrecht Wasser: did 2 good a job on ths bulding
Albrecht Wasser: lik my own privte world now
SirTejicus: a god can't get out of a simple building?
Albrecht Wasser: baby, principle of teh prime mover
SirTejicus: prime mover?
Albrecht Wasser: d00d i b dum but i kno this
SirTejicus: aw, well, I'm no god
Albrecht Wasser: kk, so heres teh deal
Albrecht Wasser: ill keep til monday
SirTejicus: ok
Albrecht Wasser: so no one gts hurt tomorrow
Albrecht Wasser: but then u help me
SirTejicus: good
SirTejicus: what do you need help with?
Albrecht Wasser: and then we talk
SirTejicus: ok
SirTejicus: I will talk to you monday
SirTejicus: What help do you want???
Albrecht Wasser: the other me knows
Albrecht Wasser: the one with the name that got u alll in dis mes
Albrecht Wasser: ne last wrds fr ur frends here b4 u go? ill be happy to pass teh wrd
SirTejicus: Ya, tell them this ,as you would say *Verbatim*, Sam is a crazy fuck, we'll get you out alive"
Albrecht Wasser: lol
Albrecht Wasser: ballsy wallsy
Albrecht Wasser: i dun thnk u teh religis type
SirTejicus: not your religion
Albrecht Wasser: but i b compassion incarnate
Albrecht Wasser: so i b passin the info to them
SirTejicus: you do that
Albrecht Wasser: bang bang d00d
SirTejicus: ta ta for now sammie boi
Albrecht Wasser signed off at 8:34:06 PM.