Futures
By Madame Bianca, for the week of March 21.
The Eagle (March 11 - April 10)
Heel, boy! You've been coming down pretty hard on your group. Step back, breathe, and remember - it's only a game.
The Spider (April 11 - May 10)
Miss Priss, when last we spoke you were plotting vengeance on he who done you wrong. Giving the man a little space may be just the unexpected trick to lure him back to your lair.
The Wave (May 11 - June 10)
I love how hard you're working, but I do not love the toll this work is taking on your body. I prescribe green vegetables and a spa day.
The Archer (June 11 - July 10)
Is it possible to have it all if you're not having much fun? Take some time out of your hectic schedule to plan some spontaneity!
The Half-filled Jug (July 11 - August 10)
If you ask her, she will come.
The Dragon (August 11 - September 10)
So there's this rumor going around that you just suffered a rather devastating blow to your ego. You've kind of had it coming. But don't fret, you'll bounce straight back.
The Three Balls (September 11 - October 10)
Your team is spinning its wheels, and you're leaving them hanging. You're the ideas person, so get cracking!
The Dice (October 11 - November 10)
Take a shot on that newcomer who wants a piece of the action. Bide your time; it will pay off big at the end of the week.
The Maze (November 11 - December 10)
I know just what will get you out of those doldrums. Shake up your little world: take a class, join a new games league, take a day trip. Anything's better than where you are now, right?
The Apple-Thief (December 11 - January 10)
Roses are red, violets are blue. Somebody close has a huge crush on you.
The Hand (January 11 - February 10)
You're too gosh darned nice. Stop being everyone's carpet. Next time someone asks a favor of you, politely refuse. You know what guy does not look hot to the ladies? That would be the one they can push around.
The Baby (February 11 - March 10)
You have been taking such positive steps lately. Keep it up! The end result will be completely worth it. You may even land a treat tomorrow for all your hard work.