Re: such concern!

From:	Knave of Spades <digyourown@googlemail.com> View Contact
To:	Friar Tilton <friartilton@ymail.com>

Chesterton's little brother,

Before I apologize for my grave missteps, perhaps you would like to enlighten me as to the recent traffic to this inbox?

I gather you have either gone through the trouble of creating further personas just to make me regret contacting you in the first place (which is cute, but crazy; and who needs schizophrenics) or you're sharing the entirety of our communications with your enterprising little woodland friends.

Now I understand (believe me I really do) a generalised sort of disregard for integrity mister Florin, I do. I have no ...delusions of privacy, but. It's getting to be a little tedious.

Just, you know, fyi.

Lovely little poem though, appreciate you pandering to my theatrics. Makes me feel special!

Also I'm sorry, but while you're vastly entertaining (especially when compared to some), you just don't make an extremely convincing case for, shall we say, your side. What would I even do with your trust. You're kind of a lousy contingency plan.

but you know
whatever.

I'm kind of busy here. What with being a pawn and all.

Did I tell you they know where your lil leading lady is now? Oh right, you don't need her! Gosh, now I feel silly for bringing it up.
 

On Mon, May 31, 2010 at 6:56 PM, Friar Tilton <friartilton@ymail.com> wrote:

Friend,

 

Calm greetings Friend, obviously you're just a pawn to your masters; I was expectinG so much more from a friend of your intellect.

 

The Knave of Spades: The Friends

Twas apon a winter morn,
That I found my heart had torn,
The blood that flowed from my face.
By some whim of mortal grace,
A stillborn child cried from the grave,
And acted as if it twere knave. 
- . .-.. .-..   ..- ...   - .... .  -.-. --- -.. .

This was in the act of dieing
Said it to me as I where crying
Why knave, do you look so glum,
At least thou hast corporeal thumbs,
. .- .-. -.   --- ..- .-.   - .-. ..- ... - 
Again I ask why dost thou weep,
At least no moss from thy skull dost creep.
Poor knave thou art filled with sorrow,
And yet you get to see tommorow.
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Knave, Knave why dost thou act,
As if ye signed a black arts pact.
I know now knave that you feel lost,
And that your laughter was the cost.
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Knave you placed your faith in friends,
And they hath let thee down in the end.
And always knave your friends would talk
Away from them should you walk.
Knavish knave they hath betrayed,
Treated thee and made thee dismayed.
You knave who sinks here in despair,
With the bloodless drip in your hair.

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And knave now would you run,
From this, myself, the pallid one.
A child that thou did not see die,
And now is dead reaped from the rye

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So was said by the knave child,
As he left to graves weather mild.
Now how woeful my heart did beat,
My soul, the knave, one hardy feat,
Left itself to a colde bed,
And in hades it was dead.


-The FriarTilton

 

From: Knave of Spades <digyourown@googlemail.com>
To: Friar Tilton <friartilton@ymail.com>

Sent: Fri, May 28, 2010 8:41:18 AM
Subject: Re: such concern!

 

Hahahaha, ah.

Ah.

Was that good for you?

Love the appeal to my better nature. Love it. So much. (Pie, so good.) You know, some people would say there are certain benefits to being a nihilistic douchewad. That there is such freedom in not giving a shit; if you don't use it your conscience will be forever clean. And ...they're right! How about that.

Still, I'm glad you have some modicum of appreciation for my hard work. After all, I slave away here all day for my cruel uncaring masters. I can worry about the my tiny trust being betraid in my own time, but thanks for your concern. Toiling in obscurity is the prerogative of genius.

Yes, I noticed, very clever! Congratulations on your ~*collaborative and dynamic*~ structure, hero. Where did your latest, greatest joker go? Asia?

 

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On Fri, May 28, 2010 at 4:54 AM, Friar Tilton <friartilton@ymail.com> wrote:

Dearest Jack?!, (sup, jill)

 

I am you, you are me, toiling in obscutiy, I thought of this just for you friend!  I'd  ask if we're still Good fRiends but I dON't have to nowS.... you've contacted me preemptively.  What cfg a 77472 (you guys keep saying that what does it even mean) treat (what no tricks)!

 

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So I'll take a step 4-word in this message.  First off, making sure I stand up straight and keeping close company don't seem to problems I have lololol!!!  Knave is asking THE FriarTilton if he has friends? HA! Why, I have you (under your skin)!  So you've answered your question several times over... once again I lolol!!!  (You give me so many reasons to lol and !!!!) (i'm a giver it's true)

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But seriously, Give yourself more credit (but my tab ran out) than this friend.  I may know only one or two things about SIr IB and Arabella, but they're the most important things ever, 'cause they're important to YOU! (to me omigod are you serious)  20-8-5-25 18-5 20-8-5 5-14-5-13-25 20-8-5-25 8-15-12-4 25-15-21-18 12-5-1-19-8 25-15-21 18-5 14-15-20 13-5-1-14-20 20-15 2-5 1 19-5-18-22-1-14-20 19-5-18-22-1-14-20 10-1-3-11 6-18-9-5-14-4-19 12-9-11-5 21-19 1-18-5 14-15-20 13-5-1-14-20 20-15 2-5 3-15-18-15-16-15-18-1-20-5 16-1-23-14-19 1-14-4 25-15-21 6-21-3-11-9-14-7 11-14-15-23 9-20

 

But I digress...

 

Right back atcha: (right at captcha)

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We WILL be friends for ever I assure you....

(why does that sound like a threat, little brother)

From: Knave of Spades <digyourown@googlemail.com>
To: Friar Tilton <friartilton@ymail.com>
Sent: Thu, May 27, 2010 4:53:11 PM
Subject: such concern!

 

Dear /b/rother,

It has been way more than 24 hours now, I'm worried; are you feeling well? :)

Myself, I feel that I may have been unfair to you. This, let's be honest, could be because that was my intent all along; but now I feel the vaguest tinges of regret. They are very vague though, I think I shall be able to repress them.

Here, if you are still able, why don't you throw those exact words back at me:
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