[17:51] High incidence of prank calls noticed, including from \'E Hardie\' mentioning a non-existant road. In addition, many reports are coming in from single individuals, which are dubious. [17:55] Flasher in Caesura Park. May pounce again. Beware. [17:58] Young couple off Lorenz Curve having a huge argument, obviously drunk, outside an apartment block. [18:00] Chainsaw maniac chopping maze at Mazy Wave Court. Approach with extreme caution. [18:02] Second incident of valndalism on Tate Road. Seems co-ordinated, if artistically ambiguous. [18:03] Mugging at the top of Reflection lane in the Mobius Strip. Mugger wearing a blue hat, black top and blue jeans. [18:03] Assault on the corner of Acute Pass and Ascent Lane. [18:03] Key stolen on Horizon drive near Museum of Navigation. [18:05] Prank calls are increasing. Please disregard all such incidents. If this continues, we will begin investigating all previous incidents for accuracy and decrease alert levels accordingly. All calls must include accurate location information. [18:05] Michael Winner sighting outside Fraction Media. Approach with care and headphones. [18:06] Corner of Stewart and Lee, on the Shift - vandal spraying a large 42 on road. [18:07] Man resembling Juniper Onego on junction of Wenson Road and City\'s End in the Old Town, heading towards South Mazy Road. [18:07] Key stolen on Open Manifold. Female middle aged, ran in the direction of Meadow Road Subway. [18:07] Wallet and key stolen, off Glass Road. [18:08] Wheelchair stolen on Morgan Avenue. Elderly man in distress. [18:08] Black market Ceretin dealer seen on Banks Road. [18:08] Alan Mascovicz seen on the corner of Descent Street and Shone Street (NB: contradictory to previous sightings) [18:09] Dancers causing disturbance on Ascent Avenue. [18:09] Clearly co-ordinated series of crank calls. Treat with caution. [18:10] Mugger previously seen on Reflection Lane spotted walking down Tripod Tangent. [18:11] Mobius crime levels decreasing. Alert levels lowering. [18:11] Kaplan graffiti in Polygon Park, by Archway Sports Centre. [18:12] Robbery in Spin Down at key repair shop. [18:12] PW: Alan Mascovicz spotted brandishing a knife at passing women in Key Square. [18:12] BB: Possible suicide attempt on Coldsea Bridge. [18:13] ALERT: Be aware of possible terrorist threat to Key Square. As yet unconfirmed. May be imminent. [18:14] 39 IL: Possible domestic situation involve couple on Van Den Huyghes Street, outside Fenlons. [18:14] SL: Bicycle stolen at Seven Bridges Road. [18:15] Alan Mascovicz spotted in woods moving towards Newguard Ruins [18:16] Drug deal on Mobius Strip, by Aquarium. [18:16] Strange noises from apartment above R14 L183 in Ascendancy Point. [18:17] Windows being smashed at Aquarium Restaurant in Upper Mobius [18:17] Riot outside Fanhill School, spreading to Adam\'s Avenue and Seven Street. [18:17] Large fights occurring outside Fanhill School [18:17] Man causing disturbance on Mixture Street outside White Code Tavern. [18:18] Indecent exposure - matches description of Sente Kiteway, Mobius Strip. Unconfirmed. [18:18] Fight occuring at abandoned station at Gillit Road [18:19] JS: Break in at R14 L132 in Ascendancy Point. Suspected related to previous incident. [18:19] Suspicious character following women in Polygon Park, by Zoo. [18:20] Large number of calls and emails from \'E Hardie\' and \'B Whitehouse\' - please verify identity and accuracy of reporting. Until further notice, do not register crimes reported by these individuals on the system. [18:21] Key theft by Zeller Planetarium. [18:22] Bag stolen on Creation Lane [18:23] Crowd issues still present in West Amandier. All free local forces please attend. [18:23] Mugging, Polygon South station - black leather handbag and jewels. Possible handgun. [18:24] C: Flasher at Caesura Park [18:24] Burglary at Taversen Gate [18:24] Alan Mascovicz spotted heading towards Newguard Ruins [18:25] MC: Walls on Lost Avenue vandalised with random numbers (4, 8, 15, etc) [18:25] LH: Fight breaking out among large group of young men at Lake Ellipse [18:26] BB: Smoke spotted at Cognivia (note: not substantiated by automatic warning systems, please investigate reporter) [18:26] Domestic disturbance, Level 15 Ascendancy Point. Low priority. [18:27] AS: Fanhill riots spread to Quay area [18:28] Possible black-market key dealing on Locke Road/Shift. More likely, ordinary business. [18:28] AS: Fight between five people in bar on Ascent Lane [18:29] MK: Missing girl in Polygon Park, named Cheryl Kirkwood, short brown hair, six years old. [18:29] Escalating domestic at L15 Ascendancy Point. [18:30] ZN: Fight occuring at south end of Kingdom Street [18:30] CC: Disturbance occurring outside Brotherhood of the Six Temple. [18:30] Crowd trouble on Solar Walk [18:31] Possible assault on L157 Ascendancy Point - man on woman. [18:32] KW: Domestic disturbance involving couple on Sky Road in Coldsea [18:32] CC: Teenagers playing in pool at Key Square [18:33] Please disregard all emails and calls from C Clark - investigation has shown his reports to be unreliable and dangerous. [18:34] Road traffic accident by PXC Zoo. Saloon car. Wild animals loose. Possible release of Trestrestrestres. [18:35] An email from L Hutchins and A Darley suggest that the hoax and prank calls are being co-ordinated by an individual from inside the Academy. Dubious accuracy but may be worth investigating. [18:35] Robbery of old lady on Dalia Way, by Broadpost. [18:36] CR: Possible gang fight at Polygon Park [18:36] LH: Stolen key at Zeller Planetarium. Repeat of previously reported crime. [18:36] CX: Violent protest on corner of Ascent Lane and Clavus Straight [18:37] Unlicensed liquor sales on Fivebridges Lane [18:38] Robbery on Klein Street. Two involved. Possibly named David & Charles. May be another of continuing hoax calls. [18:38] Large number of operators are reporting increased stress from high incidence of hoax and prank calls, may be necessary to call in additional support teams. [18:39] Unconfirmed sighting of Ling in Caesura Park. [18:39] DS: Youths spotted loitering maliciously outside Milamont Theatre [18:40] DH: Dubious characters spotted in Lost Avenue congregating around a manhole cover, causing traffic risk [18:41] KF: Animal rights activists releasing animals in Zoo in Polygon Park. Conflicting report. [18:41] Bear running wild in Polygon park. May be dangerous. [18:43] EM: Youth breaking windows on Shiran Lane [18:43] SG: Naked man swimming in pool in Taversen Square [18:44] SR: Possible drug deal occuring on Clark Street in Mobius Strip [18:44] Report from R Morse of crank calls being perpetrated by ring in Ascendancy Point Atrium. Suggest that officers at AP investigate this claim immediately. [18:45] AH: Drunken disturbance outside White Code Tavern in Coldsea [18:45] LH: Man with possible suspicious package in Key Square [18:46] Aggressive Reconstructionists recruiting in Caesura Park. White robes and sandals. [18:47] PT: Fight between two drunken men at Taversen Square Station [18:47] JK: Lady mugged outside Azad Park Station [18:48] Theatre troupe in conflict outside Majestic Theatre. [18:48] JB: Possible gunfire reported on Perdido Avenue [18:50] Assault outside Azad Park station. [18:50] PF: Strange report of stolen neurocacti from Tanhill Botanical Gardens hidden in Descent Apartments [18:51] RE: Possible suicidal man spotted in front of Meridian Cross studios [18:52] JF: Violent assault at Sharp Avenue and Church Street [18:54] MB: Vehicle crashed into wall of zoo, multiple tretretretres escaped [18:54] JE: Indecent exposure on Sharp Avenue [18:55] Riot at bookshop, Morgan Avenue. [18:56] Please investigate C Clark - individual continues to send in hoax reports [18:56] Mugging in Caesura Park - attacker medium height, dark hair. [18:56] RD: Drunken elderly gentleman spotted on Platform 1 of Taversen Square station [18:57] BG: 2 homeless men fighting in Milamont Parade, Stratus district [18:58] JF: Vandal spraying graffiti beginning with ZZ9 at south end of Stephenson Road [18:58] Hubert Ling sighted once again at Grand Frederik\'s Station. Unconfirmed. [18:59] AL: Youths causing disturbance outside Phuah Hospital [18:59] BZ: Key stolen outside Majestic Theatre [19:00] SL: Man stealing bumper stickers off moving vehicles, possible danger to himself and cars [19:01] JB: Grandmoth of J Becker kidnapped near Zeller Planetarium [19:02] Slowdown in calls. Possible hoax collaboration over. Remain on alert. [19:03] Ticket touts on Creation Lane [19:04] MC: Missing girl Cheryl Kirkwood still not found in Polygon Park. Father is becoming highly worried [19:05] HJ: Naked water skier spotted on River Mazy [19:05] Graffiti artist on Stephenson Road. Style unidentified. [19:06] Bear reported moving towards Hardcastle Docks via Locke Road. [19:09] LM: Violent riot with over 100 people on Sharp Avenue (note: not substantiated by aerial surveillance) [19:09] LM: Violent riot with over 100 people on Sharp Avenue (note: not substantiated by aerial surveillance) [19:10] MT: Bear spotted in Polygon Park near Milamont Parade [19:10] MD: Leak and traffic incident at Moor swimming pool on Oceanic Drive [19:11] CK: Violent protesters from Ascent Lane moving towards Museum Music [19:12] KL: Hubert Ling spotted in Caesura Park [19:12] MC: Cheryl Kirkwood found by her father, reports of big hairy monster (likely bear, reported elsewhere) [19:13] Armed response team en route to intercept bear. [19:14] Small girl lost on Locke Road - bear in proximity. [19:15] Armed men sighted at Hardcastle Docks. Probably police response team. [19:15] Man assaulted by group of three on Stephenson Road. [19:17] Bear costume stolen. Assess Locke Road bear before approaching. [19:17] J Felagund reports many people making hoax calls to police in Ascendancy station [19:17] JS: Drunk and violent elderly man spotted in Guardian Plaza [19:17] PF: Hubert Ling sighted on south end of Klein Street [19:17] DS: Vandalism and fraffiti on Tate Road in Coldsea [19:17] KL: Man sighted with suspicious package in Key Square [19:18] PF: Man seen climbing Tripod Tangent sculpture, spraying graffiti [19:18] MM: Tourists vandalising office front windows by Noh Tower [19:18] R: Small group of youths in attempted robbery in Key Square [19:19] Protesters on Portside Road - possibly related to Earth book. [19:19] Illegal ceremony in progress at Newguard Ruins. Fire involved [19:20] Kaplan graffiti at Museum of Navigation. [19:20] MD: Car driving down Dalia Way in pedestrianised area, possible risk to passersby. [19:20] WW: Graffiti (apparently saying Perplexianes eunt domus) in Key Square [19:21] JB: Naked swimmer in Mazy River near Leong Drive [19:21] Unidentified black object in sky above Alchemy Bay, Portside Road. [19:22] MC: Unidentified creature threatening Cheryl Kirkwood and her father on south side of Lake Ellipse [19:23] TB: Young man stolen G and L from road signs on Glass Road. Larger group of youths spotted nearby. [19:24] DD: Man spotted walking hand-in-hand with large bear down Mobius. Both are presumed to be drunken (with bear actually being stolen bear costume) [19:24] RD: Hubert Ling spotted on Klein Street in grey suit [19:27] Masked man seen on Alchemy Beach. [19:27] Masked man seen on Alchemy Beach. [19:28] RLW: Tretretretre spotted in Taversen Square [19:28] MD: Gang forming outside Caldera Street branch of PCBC [19:28] JR: Hubert Ling spotted on Dalia Way [19:29] LH: Large bear spotted south of Ellipse Lake scratching at a tree [19:30] VV: Screaming heard from Gillit Road subway station [19:30] SR: Mugging outside Majestic Theatre by tall man in deer stalker hat and dark glasses [19:30] More animals on loose at the Zoo. Eight reported. Bear, elephant included. [19:31] C Clark has been making threatening emails; suggest launching a backtrace. [19:31] DD: Protest against new Earth book on Alchemy Bay [19:32] SB: Troupe of jugglers wandering around Majestic Theatre area, blocking traffic and causing disturbance [19:33] SS: Yellow saloon car being driven along paths in Dalia Way [19:35] Coldsea Bridge - bomb squad en route, East side. [19:40] CROSS-TOWN ALERTS. VOLUNTEER SERVICE ACTIVATED. ALL AVAILABLE VOLUNTEERS, PLEASE HEAD TO HIGHLY AFFECTED AREAS. USE ALL AVAILABLE INFORMATION. [19:42] Use alternate communication methods for calling in incidents on volunteer lines. All communication will desist from here.