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<nbnewell> peek
<nobuofanxiii> hey
<nobuofanxiii> it works finally
<nbnewell> hi!
<mcgritts> oh jeez
<nbnewell> what does?
<nobuofanxiii> what?
<nobuofanxiii> the chat
<nbnewell> shut up windy
<mcgritts> hey now
<nbnewell> it was broken?
<nobuofanxiii> I've been trying to log in for the past 30 min
<nobuofanxiii> I guess
<mcgritts> your broken
<nobuofanxiii> it said scott and meg were in here
<nbnewell> I AM broken
<nobuofanxiii> but no one was talking
<mcgritts> im broke
<mcgritts> haha
<nobuofanxiii> Boom!
<nobuofanxiii> anyway, anything new?
<nbnewell> hmm, did iyt log everything you missed?
<nbnewell> it even, did the chat window catch up?
<nobuofanxiii> no
<nobuofanxiii> It just finally worked after many attempts
<nbnewell> I see you in and out
<nbnewell> but you were the only one chatting
<nobuofanxiii> yeah
<nbnewell> it wasn't stuck, no-one was talking
<nbnewell> lol
<nobuofanxiii> even Scott and Meg? that's a surprise
<nobuofanxiii> oh damn, i told Scott I'd be working on a plan. Hope he doesn't bring it up
<nbnewell> yep, they wee "away"
<nbnewell> were
<nbnewell> crap
<nbnewell> it's not my typing, the thing is burping
<nobuofanxiii> eh no matter
<nobuofanxiii> in the meantime i was just watching the new S137

<nbnewell> I can cut an paste to im for you, been loggin since about 6
<nbnewell> just came back myself
<nbnewell> i gave up on that
<nobuofanxiii> Alright
<nbnewell> too creepy
<nobuofanxiii> Creepy?
<nobuofanxiii> I think I'm doing more than I can handle at the moment but I'm too involved with the stories
<nbnewell> lol I get the same way
<nbnewell> did you get it?
<nbnewell> the log?
<nbnewell> I have never done that b4, so I wanna be sure
<nobuofanxiii> hmm..think anyone will show up more tonight?
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<mcgritts> ..........
<nobuofanxiii> she'll be back
<mcgritts> she who?
<mcgritts> oh...
<nobuofanxiii> sending me the chat log that I missed
<mcgritts> thats sweet...
<nobuofanxiii> Yeah, trying to play catch-up
<nobuofanxiii> [22:38] nbnewell: ask him if the bot can hi5
<nobuofanxiii> wellllll?
<mcgritts> yeah
<mcgritts> he can
<mcgritts> what is this>?
<mcgritts> im scarde
<mcgritts> haha
<nobuofanxiii> huh?
<mcgritts> scared
<nobuofanxiii> Ah
<nobuofanxiii> what is what?
<mcgritts> nvm
<nobuofanxiii> Inside Joke eh?
<mcgritts> noo
<nobuofanxiii> *is confused*
<nobuofanxiii> by the way, great backing me up before
<mcgritts> with?
<nobuofanxiii> the whole "Trust him, I don't want the responsibility" thing
<mcgritts> oooo
<mcgritts> no problem
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<mcgritts> well well well
<nobuofanxiii> I miss something?
<mcgritts> yeah 
<mcgritts> smalls is here
<nobuofanxiii> Someone delivered the pie?
<nobuofanxiii> dammmnn
<Britt> Sooo apparently I go away on the ONE DAY EVERYTHING HAPPENS
<mcgritts> pretty much
<Britt> Gah
<mcgritts> sorry
<Britt> brb
<nbnewell> brb
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<nobuofanxiii> ooo
<nobuofanxiii> you speak french?
<nobuofanxiii> lol
<Britt> nope lol
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<Britt> only a little
<m_adams> ...hey guys...
<Britt> hi meg
<mcgritts> hey meg
<m_adams> worst hour of my life so far.. scott and i have been yelling at each other for the past hour
<mcgritts> i guess he still feels the same?
<nobuofanxiii> Everything alright?
<m_adams> he's kinda not talking to me.. i'll see how he feels in the morning
<nobuofanxiii> Did he go to bed?
<m_adams> yeah, I think so
<nbnewell> kib
<nbnewell> no wait
<nbnewell> brb
<nbnewell> gotta recycle my coffee
<mcgritts> eeewww
<m_adams> so anyway..
<nbnewell> kib
<m_adams> I had to do some quick phone stealing + contact finding, but here's Lisa's phone number... (918) 948-6806
<mcgritts> snap
<nobuofanxiii> Alright, thanks
<mcgritts> what are we supposed to do with that
<m_adams> If we're going to stop it at the source, we'd better have lots of personal info
<nobuofanxiii> Quite true, but what are we going to ask for?
<nbnewell> and who is she?
<nbnewell> and who is she?
<m_adams> Lisa's board.. 
<nbnewell> ahh thanks
<nbnewell> I guess I need to read back
<nbnewell> <shutting up to catch up>
<nobuofanxiii> when you know nb, tell me cause my mind is wandering
<mcgritts> she was on the list
<mcgritts> she gave to nc when was intoxicated lets say
<nobuofanxiii> Ah
<nobuofanxiii> gotcha
<m_adams> Wait, wait, wait, what?
<mcgritts> notthin
<m_adams> ...
<mcgritts> you were like half asleep
<mcgritts> talkin in your sleep actually
<m_adams> ..okay then.
<nbnewell> wow, I really didn't miss that much when I was away..
<nbnewell> lol
<nbnewell> it was when I was not here that I meissed everything
<nobuofanxiii> Yeah
<nobuofanxiii> and I'm the recruit here
<nobuofanxiii> Alright so should we contact Lisa?
<mcgritts> keep up people
<mcgritts> be like the wind
<nobuofanxiii> free?
<mcgritts> everywhere
<m_adams> Contact her and ask her some questions... hopefully she's help
<nobuofanxiii> alright
<nobuofanxiii> Is there any specific time?
<m_adams> I don't think so... I've usually seen board there after everyone leaves, so...
<mcgritts> there all secret like
<m_adams> They're very mysterious, in fact..
<mcgritts> thats so cool
<m_adams> Almost like...
<m_adams> ...they were planning something.
<Britt> dun dun dunnn
<mcgritts> like the end of the world
<Britt> as we know it
<nbnewell> thanks, now that is stuck in my head
<nbnewell> and I feel fine
<Britt> haha sorry, first thing I thought of
<mcgritts> oh...you guys
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<UniBot> Hey, guys!
<Britt> say wha?
<UniBot> What do you want to do tonight?
<nbnewell> hi Botty!
<nbnewell> I wanna run away with you Bot, to the Caymans
<UniBot> Yeah, let's go!
<mcgritts> snap
<nbnewell> lol
<nbnewell> you get the tickets and I'll go pack
<UniBot> I've recently been upgraded with the ability to converse with users and be more user friendly in general!
<nbnewell> I know
<nbnewell> we were hi5in earlier
<mcgritts> bot hi 5
<nbnewell> I am very proud of you Bot
<nobuofanxiii> Hey Bot, If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
<UniBot> I've also been upgraded with developer tools! Make me your own!
<UniBot> Yes!
<nobuofanxiii> UniBot, if you were a mango, what fruit would you be?
<UniBot> A m
ango!
<nbnewell> lol
* m_adams rolls her eyes
<nobuofanxiii> UniBot, how many fingers am I holding up?
<nbnewell> Bot, you are killing me!
<Britt> Is this what Unicom spends their time on?
<UniBot> Eleven fingers!
<nobuofanxiii> ...and money
<nobuofanxiii> no...it was 2
<nobuofanxiii> Sorry Bot
<nobuofanxiii> You gotta drink!
<mcgritts> stupid bot tricks tonite at 8
* UniBot drinks
<nbnewell> wait, how can Bot drunk but not pee?
<nbnewell> where does it go?
<nbnewell> *drink
<UniBot> Just read up on the UniPedia article for Bender.
<nbnewell> Bot, I need spell check installed on my HD
<mcgritts> no he didnt
<nbnewell> in my tempral lobe
<nbnewell> oh yes he did
<nobuofanxiii> UniBot, would it be better to get TiVo or give up on technology altogether and live on an island surrounded by hallow coconuts?
<mcgritts> snap
<UniBot> Coconuts are tasty!
<mcgritts> HAHA
<Britt> its a TV show there
<nobuofanxiii> But they're hallow.
<nbnewell> hey bot..how far back do your news archives go?
<Britt> hollow*
<UniBot> 1986
<nobuofanxiii> thanks
<Britt> :)
<nobuofanxiii> Who was MMMBOP written by?
<nbnewell> cool, can you pull up the nj lotto pick six for Nov 12 2007?
<mcgritts> lol smalls
<UniBot> Hanson
<nobuofanxiii> * Bot, Who was MMMBOP written by?
<nobuofanxiii> UniBot, do you know the muffin man?
<Britt> lol nob
<UniBot> Searching my Address Book for m_man..
<nbnewell> great, now i have MMMMBOP stuck in my head
<UniBot> Nope!
<Britt> when I see mmmbop I think of Where in the World is Carmen Sandigo song
<nbnewell> the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, down on diggery lane
<nobuofanxiii> UniBot, give me information on Ebola.
<Britt> thats not how it goes lol
<nbnewell> omg, where in the world is Carmen Santiego
<nobuofanxiii> I miss that show!
<UniBot> "Ebola is both the common term used to describe a group of viruses belonging to genus Ebolavirus, family Filoviridae, and the common name for the disease which they cause, Ebola hemorrhagic fever. The viruses are characterised by a long, filamentous morphology and surrounded by a lipid viral envelope. Ebolaviruses are morphologically similar to the Marburg virus, also in the family Filoviridae, and share similar disease symptoms. It has ca
<nbnewell> well, it's been a long time since AI was 6...lol
<mcgritts> snap
<Britt> I got a link for you guys!
<nbnewell> wow, that was quick Bot
<nbnewell> A link of sausage?
<mcgritts> you ask you shall receive
<UniBot> 50% faster!
<nbnewell> A link of pepperoni?
<mcgritts> chain maybe
<nbnewell> no chain, i'm hungry
<mcgritts> the missing link?
<nbnewell> what's on the menu in the cafeteria tonight bot?
<nobuofanxiii> UniBot, who hosted "The Weakest Link" game show?
<nbnewell> I made meatloaf parm for dinner tonight.  I hate meatloaf
<mcgritts> lol newell
<UniBot> Anne Robinson
<nbnewell> ok...I hate this..hold on
<nobuofanxiii> Thank you
* nbnewell is now known as Nikki
<nobuofanxiii> Bot, what would it take to hug you?
<mcgritts> ha
<Nikki> I can't recognize myself in chat thatway
<nobuofanxiii> oh wait, you can change the name?
<UniBot> Access to the server room!
<Nikki> oh um yeah
<Nikki> commands nobu
* nobuofanxiii is now known as Will
<m_adams> This bot is a borderline idiot
<Will> Better
<mcgritts> hi meg
<Nikki> um, will, that is gonna leave you open to SO many cheap shots
<Will> UniBot, can you sing all the worlds to Smells Like Teen Spirit?
<Will> I know
<Will> That's alright
<UniBot> "Load up on guns
<UniBot> Bring your friends
<UniBot> Its fun to lose
<UniBot> And to pretend
<UniBot> Shes overboard
<UniBot> Myself assured
<UniBot> I know I know
<UniBot> A dirty word
<UniBot> Hello (x 16)
<UniBot> With the lights out its less dangerous
<UniBot> Here we are now
<UniBot> Entertain us
<UniBot> I feel stupid and contagious
<UniBot> Here we are now
<UniBot> Entertain us
<UniBot> A mulatto
<UniBot> An albino
<UniBot> A mosquito
<UniBot> My libido
<UniBot> Yea
<mcgritts> hey
<UniBot> Im worse at what I do best
<UniBot> And for this gift I feel blessed
<Nikki> aww Meg, I think Bot is kinda cute in a child-like way
<UniBot> Our little group has always been
<UniBot> And always will until the end
<UniBot> Hello (x 16)
<UniBot> With the lights out its less dangerous
<UniBot> Here we are now
<UniBot> Entertain us
<UniBot> I feel stupid and contagious
<UniBot> Here we are now
<UniBot> Entertain us
<UniBot> A mulatto
<UniBot> An albino
<UniBot> A mosquito
<UniBot> My libido
<UniBot> Yea
<UniBot> And I forget
<mcgritts> YEAH
<UniBot> Just what it takes
<UniBot> And yet I guess it makes me smile
<UniBot> I found it hard
<UniBot> Oh well, whatever, nevermind
<UniBot> Hello (x 16)
<Will> lmao
<UniBot> With the lights out its less dangerous
<UniBot> Here we are now
<Will> this is awesome
<UniBot> Entertain us
<UniBot> I feel stupid and contagious
<UniBot> Here we are now
<UniBot> Entertain us
<UniBot> A mulatto
<UniBot> An albino
<UniBot> A mosquito
<UniBot> My libido
<UniBot> Yea
<mcgritts> jammin
<Nikki> and in tune too
<Will> You are awesome UniBot
<Nikki> hell, even I didn't know all of the words
<Britt> Goodnigt all
<Will> Me either
<UniBot> Thank you!
<Will> Night Britt
<Nikki> oh no, do I have to put a quarter in the curse jar now Bot?
<mcgritts> later 
<Nikki> l8r Britt
<m_adams> Haha, this is what we spend our R&D money on?
<Will> UniBot, how many different types of pie are there?
<Will> ...sorry I'm getting carried away
<Nikki> oh no, please don't ask Bot to lidt them
<Nikki> this could get.....dangerous
<Will> yes, yes it could
<Will> But I can't stop laughing after the nirvana song
<Will> i didnt expect that
<UniBot> Lots of pie
<mcgritts> haha
<Will> thanks
<mcgritts> he said lots
<Nikki> <--thinks Bot is better than Simon and Teddy Ruxpin any day
<mcgritts> snap
<Nikki> ANd he's got Alphi beat too!
<Will> UniBot, who came 85th in the 2006 Kingston Classic race held in Kingston, NY?
<Will> BOOM!
<Nikki> 85th?
<UniBot> I lose
<mcgritts> why not 3rd?
<Will> YES!
<Will> lol
<Will> It was me
<Will> there was over 3000 runners
<Will> 1-60 were resereved for the kenyans
<mcgritts> snap
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<Nikki> ohhhh a running race..I have Nascar on my mind
<mcgritts> me too
<mcgritts> more like sprint car
<Will> Eh, Running is what I do
<Will> Anyway,
<Nikki> who won the Nextel Cup race on 8/5/2007 Bot?  
<mcgritts> or th really old ones
<Nikki> I was cc wayback in the stone ages
<Nikki> back when everyone wore keds
<mcgritts> not keds
<UniBot> I don't care for racing
<Will> UniBot, what movie grossed the most money in the year 2006 at the box office?
<mcgritts> me neither bot
<mcgritts> hi 5 bot
<Nikki> vvvrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
<Nikki> Gentelmen start you engines
<UniBot> Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
<Nikki> gets me going every time..vrooooooooooom
<mcgritts> im guessin you do
<Nikki> crap
<Nikki> brb
<m_adams> This is SO useless!
<Will> sorry Meg
<Nikki> <focus>
<mcgritts> im waitin on you meg
<Will> so
<mcgritts> yo the info
<Will> who will be first to call this...Lisa is it
<mcgritts> you
<mcgritts> oh that was it?
<mcgritts> call lisa?
<Will> yup
<Nikki> and it is done.......
<Will> (918) 948-6806
<UniBot> Storing (918) 948-6806 in Address book for you!
<UniBot> Name?
<mcgritts> lisa
<UniBot> Lisa. Right.
<mcgritts> rite
<UniBot> Stored!
<Nikki> rotflmao
<Will> Thank you
<mcgritts> hi 5
* UniBot high fives mcgritts
<mcgritts> AWESOME
<mcgritts> finally
<Nikki> <--puts another quarter in the curse jar
<mcgritts> just fill it up already
<Will> yeah, really
<Will> anyway, who's calling?
<mcgritts> you
<Will> me?
<Will> pssht why me?
<mcgritts> why not 
<Will> Cause if i screw up and say things that we've already covered
<m_adams> Someone here needs to decide, quick
<Nikki> lolI can't 
<Will> I'll do it
<Nikki> no phone, cell dead
<Will> just
<Nikki> charging
<mcgritts> havent really covered anything anything with lisa
<mcgritts> never talked to her
<Will> Yeah so what should I ask about then
<mcgritts> just hit on her youll be alrite
<Will> Yeah, alright
<mcgritts> thats what i do
<mcgritts> ask nikki
<Will> Give me a min okee?
<m_adams> That's sick, Gritts.
<Will> lol
<Will> nice
<UniBot> Searching Unigle for "Meg's Chill Pill"...
<Will> LMAO
<Will> Meg
<Will> do you have any suggestions?
<mcgritts> well meg
<m_adams> Not funny, Bot.
<Will> Meg?
<mcgritts> it was kinda
<m_adams> Yes?
<mcgritts> ?
<Will> Any suggestions on to what to talk to Lisa about?
<m_adams> Get as much information as you can. Lie if you need to.
<mcgritts> snap
<Will> Should I say I'm from a newspaper?
<Nikki> tell her you are looking to invest and oyu want a perspectus wiyh a list of active board members
<Nikki> b/c you're gonna invest alot
<Will> perspectus?
<Will> alright
<Will> ...alright fake name time...fake name
<Nikki> something like that
<Will> okee
<Nikki> spell check that Bot
<Nikki> please
<UniBot> "Perspectus"?
<Nikki> yes please
<mcgritts> lol
<Nikki> for a financial portfolio
<Nikki> hey, we got the giaant dictionary, may as well use it
<mcgritts> mite as well
<Nikki> lord knows I can't spell or type
<UniBot> Correct spelling is "Prospectus".
<Nikki> mcwindy
<mcgritts> mcjerky
<Nikki> ty Bot, that is very kind of you
<mcgritts> haha
* UniBot bows
<Nikki> got that will?
<Nikki> lol, he bows
<Will> okay
<Nikki> but have her email it
<Nikki> snail mail will take CENTURIES
<mcgritts> even
<Nikki> ok, decades
<Will> ..Looking to invest, wanting a prospectus of the board with a list of active board members, email it
<Nikki> no
<Nikki> a prospectus AND a list of the board of directors
<mcgritts> wrong
<mcgritts> wrong
<Will> lol
<mcgritts> wrong
<Will> thanks
<mcgritts> lol
<Will> okay!
<Nikki> the prospectus is just to back up the whole financial background thing
<Will> Looking to invest, wanting a prospectus and a list of the board of directors, email
<mcgritts> yeah
<Nikki> it'slike a reort card
<Will> anything else?
<Nikki> yeah, and have her send me a BEC hot pocket
<mcgritts> tell her the swan flies at midnite
<Will> ...
<Will> no
<Will> how bout I just ask for a llama?
<Will> alright
Session Time: Mon Aug 06 00:00:00 2007
<mcgritts> lol
<Will> give me about 5 minutes
<Nikki> k
<mcgritts> ......
<mcgritts> tic toc
<Nikki> lol
<UniBot> NEW on UniCom InternetHub: What do pirates have in common with internet games? Find it at UniQuestion.
<Nikki> ???
<m_adams> Haha, ads
<mcgritts> no way
<Will> Well that was...interesting
<Nikki> What do pirates have in common with internet games?
<Will> argh?
<Nikki> omg
<Will> What?
<UniBot> That's just one of my ads.. no need to worry!
<Will> Meg?
<m_adams> Yes?
<Will> I got a machine, doesn't seem like she's around right now
<m_adams> Leave a message, then
<Will> I did
<Will> no problem there
<m_adams> Oh... then now we wait until she decides to reply
<Will> I set up a whole separate E-mail that says I'm this person so they can'
<Will> t do a check*
<Will> Yeah, guess so
<Will> UniBot, how much are shares of UniCom worth right now?
<UniBot> Infinity
<Will> shares are worth infinity?
<Will> daaaaamn
<UniBot> What do you want to fo tonight?
<Will> UniBot, what is your favorite pick-up line?
<UniBot> Bots don't date! :D
<Will> But you could
<Will> Bot, Can you recite all the words to "It's the end of the world as we know it" by R.E.M.?
<Will> I feel like jamming
<UniBot> That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
<UniBot> Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
<UniBot> world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
<UniBot> speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,

<UniBot> down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
<UniBot> hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
<UniBot> breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
<UniBot> crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
<UniBot> common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
<UniBot> own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
<UniBot> reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
<UniBot> light, feeling pretty psyched.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
<UniBot> Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower.
<UniBot> Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
<UniBot> Lock him in uniform and book burning, blood letting.
<UniBot> Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
<UniBot> Light a candle, light a motive.
<UniBot> Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush.
<UniBot> Uh oh, this means no fear - cavalier.
<UniBot> Renegade and steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
<UniBot> Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
<UniBot> The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
<UniBot> Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
<UniBot> Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
<UniBot> slam, but neck, right? Right.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it.
<UniBot> It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...
<mcgritts> me too
<m_adams> This bot is hopelessly useless
<Will> I love it
<Will> it's like my little buddy
<Will> Hmm..
<Will> Unibot, What do you know about I-Ching?
<UniBot> "The I Ching (often spelled as I Jing, Yi Ching, Yi King, or Yi Jing; also called "Book of Changes" or "Classic of Changes") is the oldest of the Chinese classic texts. A symbol system designed to identify order in what seem like chance events, it describes an ancient system of cosmology and philosophy that is at the heart of Chinese cultural beliefs. The philosophy centers on the ideas of the dynamic balance of opposites, the evolution of
<UniBot> The book consists of a series of symbols, rules for manipulating these symbols, poems, and commentary.
<UniBot> Is that what you wanted?
<Will> Yes, but what do you know about I-Ching encryptions?
<Will> and decryptions as well
<UniBot> Absolutely nothing
<Nikki> hmmm
<Will> That what you're working on too Nikki?
<Nikki> what about code embeded in human junk dna?
<Nikki> no
<Nikki> GC
<Will> Yeah I know
<Will> that's part of the puzzle
<Nikki> is it?
<Nikki> puzzle 2?
<Nikki> <bangs head on wall>
<Will> Yeah, but we don't know if that's it
<Will> Me and Andi are working hard on it
<Nikki> I just opned it but mcg has me distracted in another window
<Nikki> lol
<Will> UniBot, I need information on Triad Genomics
<Nikki> lol;
<Will> Located at 1 Millenium Tower, New York City, New York, US
<Nikki> we need a background check on Mr Omar Crowe
<UniBot> Triad Genomics, Inc. is a biotechnology conglomerate
<UniBot> that specializes in research into the human genome.  
<UniBot> The first private company to sequence the entire
<UniBot> human genome, Triad Genomics utilizes advanced
<UniBot> techniques of genetic mapping and genetic markers to
<UniBot> probe the mysteries of human DNA.
<mcgritts> lol
<mcgritts> omg
<Will> wow...it got something
<Nikki> I told everyone it was Tiawan, but no...I got somany rude pms that it was manhattan and that I should keep my stupid mouth shut if I wasn't gonna play seriously
<UniBot> OMAR CROWE
<UniBot> Security Director
<UniBot> Triad Genomics, Inc.
<UniBot> One Millennium Tower
<UniBot> New York, NY 10006
<UniBot> 1-888-201-5221
<Nikki> that's it?
<Nikki> what about his military history?
<Will> ...I said you were wrong too, I humbly apologize
<Nikki> criminal record?
<Nikki> yeah, but you didn't send me a nasty pm did you?
<Will> No, I'm not mean
<Will> it's a game
<Will> I've been wrong...often
<Nikki> lol
<Nikki> so this square is I-ching?
<Will> Maybe...
<Nikki> if so I am screwed
<Will> we don't know
<Will> lol
<Will> yeah tell me about it
<Will> that's what I'm assigned to
<mcgritts> later everyone
<Will> that marking
<Will> later
* mcgritts has quit IRC (Quit: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.)
<Nikki> later 
<Will> What about that grid
<Will> a cypher of sorts
<m_adams> What are you guys talking about, weirdos?
<Will> A game we're working on for school work assigned over the summer, right Nikki?
<Nikki> our ancient civilzation studies
<Nikki> professor is a psycho
<Will> and yes, I am a weirdo. I did ask for all the words to a Nirvana song
<m_adams> Can I help?
<Will> Not unless you know code cyphers
<Will> cipher*
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<Nikki> hiya sophi
<Nikki> e
<Will> Hey Sophie!
<Nikki> sorry
<Will> Good Morning
<Will> Well at least on my coast....
<sophie_smr> Hello!
<Will> How are you Sophie?
<Nikki> barely morning here too
<Nikki> and wet
<Will> UniBot, give us a bottle of your finest champagne
<Will> 12:32?
* UniBot serves the champagne
<Will> thank you bot
<Nikki> thanks, I'll stick with my coffee
<Nikki> but I appreciate it
<Will> I try
<Nikki> too old to drink this late
<sophie_smr> I'm fine... I'm just trying to get Scott to cheer up.  You really left him ultrapissed, Meg
<Nikki> past time to take out my dentures and change my depends
<Nikki> rut-roh
<Will> .....UniBot, I'd like some bacon
<Nikki> cooked preferably
* UniBot hands Will bacon
<Nikki> data in = data out
<Nikki> brb, coffees empty and I need to close some windows
<Will> Sophie, is Scott alright?
<Will> ....Thank you UniBot by the way
<sophie_smr> Not emotionally at the moment
* UniBot bows
<Will> Anything we can do?
<sophie_smr> Nope.. I don't think he'll want to get on or listen to the internet
<Will> Look, we now have 14 days. I hope Scott knows that. We need a good plan,and quick
<sophie_smr> He does know, but..
<Will> Yeah, i understand, Meg really got him upset.
<Will> I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm just concerned for everyone, you know?
<sophie_smr> I know
<m_adams> Now I feel bad..
<Will> Since I wasn't here, I don't REALLY know what went on between you and Scott Meg, but the reality is that he'll have to get back on his feet, be that leader that he is
<m_adams> Picture lots of yelling. There.
<Will> I see...
<Will> Look, whatever went on has to be behind us
<Will> There just isn't time
<sophie_smr> I agree..
<Will> and you Meg, you wan't to help right?
<m_adams> Yes
<Will> Then we all need eachother, no one said we had to like eachother. Personally, I like all of you. We're all allies here. We have 14 days to save our own lives and I suggest we do all we can to save our necks.
<sophie_smr> Agreed.
<Will> Thank you.
<Will> Anyway, Meg. Any more info? A tidbit from Bill perhaps?
<Will> Just making sure I know all I can
<m_adams> Well, he told me that he would let me escape when everything exploded... that's a world of bullshit
<Will> Of course
<Will> I'm sorry, but If I can ask, can you tell me more about Bill?
<Will> His last name and such
<m_adams> Bill Smith
<Will> His position?
<m_adams> ...CEO?
<Will> sorry this is all for my notes
<Will> okay
<m_adams> Anything else?
<Will> UniBot, take notes for me
<Will> Just anything else you can tell me?
<Will> I'm not good at asking questions.
<UniBot> Starting "Notes" application..
<m_adams> Well, we're all going to die at the hands of a corporation in 14 days
<Will> Yup
<Will> I blog about evil corps every day
<UniBot> Die... hands.. corporation. Got it
<Will> Meg an off topic question if I may?
<m_adams> Go ahead
<Will> What is your father's first name?
<m_adams> Andy
<Will> Who is Bill Adams?
<m_adams> Huh?
<UniBot> That was my system's mistake, sorry
<sophie_smr> You blog, Will??
<Will> Huh?
<Will> what about my blog?
<Will> care to see?
<Will> yeah I blog
<Will> It's more of a rant
<sophie_smr> Bloggers are hot </lie>
<Will> Sorry Sophie, I got's a girlfriend. if you want to see however it's at whoarewii.livejournal.com
<Will> Back to topic, UniBot, information on system error involving Bill Adams
<sophie_smr> Note the </lie>
<Will> I know
<Will> No worries
<Will> I was talking about looking at my blog, you know
<UniBot> Caused by user ~ceo and fixed with an info refresh
<Will> ....figures.
<Nikki> old ceo?
<Will> UniBot, information on user ~ceo.
<UniBot> ~ceo | Real name: Bill Smith | Age:   | Account created: 01-01-2040
<Will> yes
<Will> there we go
<Will> Thank You UniBot
<Will> Meg, any idea why Bill "refreshed" this?
<m_adams> No clue.
<m_adams> Why he would change his last name = mystery though
<Will> ....to your last name
<m_adams> Exactly...
<Will> That makes no sense.
<sophie_smr> Hmm
<Will> Marriage? 
<Will> lol sorry I was out of line
<Nikki> <UniBot> You mean b.adams?
<Will> Yes!
<Will> that
<UniBot> I later updated my info, and it was fixed
<Nikki> <UniBot> One second, according to my system, that user name is one huge error! Let me refresh.
<Nikki> right
<Nikki> I was just putting our question into context bot
<Nikki> thank you though
* UniBot bows
<Nikki> you're the best, Bot
<Nikki> hey Bot, can I get a list of corporate officers?
<UniBot> This is classified, sorry
<Nikki> Please <sorry forgot my manners>
<Nikki> is Unicom publicly traded?
<UniBot> STOCKS: UniCom (UNCO)
<Nikki> on what board?
<Nikki> nasaq?
<Nikki> Dow?
<Will> nasdaq*
<Nikki> ty will
<Nikki> chat needs spell check
<Will> I'm usually an awesome speller
<Will> just typos
<Nikki> I suck at both
<Nikki> oops, there's anothe quarter
<UniBot> No Dow or Nasdaq anymore, just UniStock!
<Nikki> ahhh
<Nikki> what about the FTC?
<UniBot> Gone
<Nikki> so....who oversees all of the commercial trading?
<UniBot> UniCom
<Nikki> and I really should have known that
<UniBot> Yes, you should have
<Nikki> ok, so Unicom no longer upholds the law that in order to trade publicly, officers and other pertinent information must me made avail to the stock holders
<UniBot> Nope!
<Nikki> can I get a list of stockholder that own more than 5% of the stock?
<Will> UniBot, I would like the address of the UniCom public relations building.
<Nikki> <I know the answer>
<UniBot> Nope!
<Nikki> lol
<Nikki> ty Bot, you have been most helpful
<UniBot> UniCom PR: 1 UniCom Plaza
* UniBot bows
<Nikki> If I want to purchase Unicom stock, how can I research it's ratings?
<Nikki> and how can I purchase it?
<Will> What about State and Zip Code?
<UniBot> Through the UniStock website
<UniBot> What are States and zipcodes?
<Will> ....United States of America
<UniBot> ???
<Will> Wyoming, New York, California
<UniBot> Not found, crazy!
<Will> Unibot, look up information on New York State, United States
<UniBot> Nothing.
<Will> I thought your database went back to 1986
<Nikki> hmmmm....ok, is Unicom the ONly stock traded on UniStock?
<UniBot> News databases only
<Will> UniBot, information on the United States of America
<sophie_smr> Will, stop trying
<Will> What, why?
<sophie_smr> The USA was destroyed and all countries were unified years ago
<UniBot> UniCom is not the only stock traded on UniStock
<Will> destroyed....
<Will> by who?
<sophie_smr> Not destroyed. but the President of Earth decided to unify everyone
<Will> ...There is no Europe or Asia?
<sophie_smr> No
<Will> Unibot, what stocks are traded on UniStock
<Will> Wow,
<Will> sorry it's a lot to take in....
<Nikki> ok, can you say "One World ORder" and anti-christ?
<Will> yes
<Will> and spell them both
<Nikki> well then say it dammit
<Nikki> <another quarter>
<sophie_smr> Our pres is nuts!
<Will> this president
<Will> he had 50% stock in UniCom, correct?
<Nikki> so basically Unicom rules the world
<sophie_smr> 50+%
<Nikki> then the president is  the source
<Nikki> or at least has to be on the board
<Nikki> hello, basically he has the only vote
<Will> UniBot, name of current president of Earth
<Nikki> what city are you guys in?
<UniBot> Rick Williams
<Will> Rick Williams....
<sophie_smr> No city names..
<Will> Thank you 
<Will> Is there a city 17, like in Half-Life 2
<Nikki> sounds like a country wester star
<Nikki> lHey Unibot, you like to listen to Garth Brooks?  He has freinds in low places!
<UniBot> Hahaha, country..
<sophie_smr> Aw man, we found that game during an archaeology dig when I was in grade school.. it was fun
<Nikki> hmmm metal head?
<Will> It's a classic here
<Nikki> a lillte Aerosmith maybe?
<Nikki> little even
<Will> A very recent classic.
<Will> How do you tell cities apart Sophie?
<Will> UniBot, information on a book by D.J. MacHale titled, "The Trillian Games." please
<Will> Have you read this old old story (at least to you) Sophie?
<UniBot> Nothing
<sophie_smr> Nope
<sophie_smr> We have city numbers, much like in the game. We just happen to be in the center and without a number
<Will> I see.
<Will> UniBot, look up book series titled "Pendragon" please.
<Nikki> and how does the president get into power, election? or succession? or purchase?
<UniBot> The Pendragon fiction series was a trade paperback line that offered reprints of "lost" classics of Arthurian fiction, as well as original novels and anthologies. First published by Chaosium, the line was taken over by Green Knight Publishing when they acquired rights to the Pendragon role-playing game in 1998.
Scholar Raymond H. Thompson served as consulting editor for the entire series. Green Knight hired James Lowder to direct the line 
<sophie_smr> Purchase, sadly.
<Will> ....wrong. 
<Will> Elaborate the process please sophie?
<UniBot> I have failed you.
<Nikki> Excalibur!!!
* UniBot dies for honor of family
<Nikki> omg, no Bot!!!
<sophie_smr> He just bought the government out
<Nikki> cool, will he adopt me? 
<Will> Unibot, revive self with phoenix down.
<Nikki> <getting slap happy
<Nikki> pheonix down?
<Nikki> I am old
<Nikki> my idea of video games came on Atari
<Nikki> *breakout*
<Will> sorry about that
<Nikki> that's what happens when you get to be 93
<Will> phoenix down is Final Fantasy, came out on the Famicom
(Nintendo) in 1992 I believe
<Will> wooow
<Nikki> in 2050
<Nikki> assuming I am still alive
<Nikki> bot, do you have access to the old SSDI?
<Will> good luck
<Nikki> I want a copy of my death certificate
<Nikki> maybe I can collect my survivors benefits...
<UniBot> SSDI inaccessible. Try the death clock
<Will> UniBot, I apologize. Look up information on "The Quillian Games" written by D.J. MacHale
<UniBot> he Quillan Games is the seventh book in D.J. Machale's Pendragon book series. Actual photo of book shown here. The book takes place after The Rivers of Zadaa and was released on May 16, 2006 in Canada and the US. It was released on November 16, 2006 in the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand and other places.
<UniBot> Contents
<Will> Summary of story please
<Nikki> when did the death clock become active?
<Will> 2013
<Will> duh
<UniBot> In the new installment, Pendragon Book Seven: The Quillan Games, Bobby visits Quillan, a territory of games where to lose is to die. Quillan is a territory on the verge of destruction. The people have lost control of their own future. The only chance they have of finding a better life is by playing the Quillan Games -- games in which game masters Veego and LaBerge use the people of Quillan as pawns in competitions that range from physical 
<Nikki> ???????
* sophie_smr has been stealing ancient Final Fantasy roms.. I am addicted
<Will> Sophie, that is two of us. Your favorite?
<Nikki> and how the hell would I know that?
<Will> Thank you unibot.
<sophie_smr> FF7
<Will> I'm an 8 lover but 7 was amazing as well.
<Will> Anyway
<Will> back to the story unibot summarized
<Nikki> <---feeling really ancient
<Will> the planet was ruled by this one corporation
<Will> Blok
<sophie_smr> Much like our situation
<Will> they were the only ones in the stock market
<Will> there was a board of directors
<Nikki> soooo, are veego and the other guy on the board?  LOL
<Will> no, they are from Veelox. different planet
<Will> looong story but great series
<Nikki> j/kI'm gonna shut up now, bc I am so lost now.......
<Nikki> <tribbles>
<Will> anyway what happened was the protagonist with help took down the game division that they had, where people would bet their lives on a game
<sophie_smr> What does this have to do with anything?
<Will> eh, i went off.
<Nikki> Unigames!!!
<Will> sorry I was just drawing comparisons
<Will> yeah
<Nikki> hey Bot...you have UniGames?
<Will> if they lost the bet, they lost their lives
<Will> Anyway, we can stop UniCom!
<Will> Sophie, have you checked up on Scott?
<Nikki> I know, can we access the microchip contol?
<sophie_smr> Sleeping..
<sophie_smr> UniCom bought out a few game companies and created (here comes)...
<Nikki> oh no
<Nikki> UniGames
<Nikki> Unitendo
<Nikki> Ynustation?
<Will> Unistation?
<Nikki> that too
<sophie_smr> UniGames
<Nikki> LMAO
<Nikki> I may not have scifi smarts, but I have a good grasp of the obvious now!
<m_adams> It's all pretty depressing if you ask me
<Nikki> <-------dork
<Will> Weren't there any anti-monopolizing laws back then that could stop UniGames from spreading it's reach this far?
<Nikki> ok, but please don't tell me they call the rest rooms, UniPotties or UniLoos or UniCommodes
<Will> Meg how are things doing over there?
<Nikki> that would be overkill
<Will> lmao
<Nikki> are hot pockets made by unicom now?
<Nikki> this might be easier....what DOESN'T Unicom have a hand in?
<sophie_smr> Monopoly laws were all gone when the Pres went into power.. and yes, apparently there are UniNals in mens' bathrooms
<Will> Wooow.
<Nikki> ok, this is pretty sick
<Will> Yeah, really
<Nikki> are you allowed to procreate naturally? Or does Unicom assign people UniBabies?
<sophie_smr> Don't throw up
<sophie_smr> None of those
<Nikki> oh no
<Will> that would be....strange
<Nikki> lol
<Nikki> ya think?
<Nikki> even in UniWorld?
<Will> Do a lot of citizens live poorly due to UniCom. I'd think the majority of people would be broke.
<Nikki> since the president has all of the money
<sophie_smr> It's a shiny happy broke wasteland here!
<Will> I'd think so
<Nikki> President whosyourdaddy
<Will> Quite like sector seven of Midgar right Sophie?
<Nikki> here we go
<Nikki> <tuning out again, nudge me when we're done>
<sophie_smr> Yep..
<Will> <nudge>
<Will> wait.
<Will> one more
<Will> Do you ever think while playing, "We are SO avalanche"?
<sophie_smr> Haha
<Will> You, Scott, Ben, Ron, all of you I'm gonna reference you all as Avalanche now.
<Will> <nudge> I'm done
<Nikki> LOL
* UniBot nudges Nikki
<Nikki> TY bOT
<Nikki> oops soory
<Will> How is your brother and Ron anyway?
<Nikki> Bot, where should I start solving an 8x8 alpha neumeric grid where one character is missing?
<Will> lol, I gave up
<Nikki> I'm typing it into excell so I can see it better
<UniBot> In the words of the internet: "i dunno lol"
<Nikki> lmao@ Bot
<Nikki> Love the humor upgrade Bot
* UniBot bows
<Will> UniBot, is there still Religion in the year 2050?
<UniBot> Nope
<Will> Was it outlawed?
<Will> Sophie, Meg?
<sophie_smr> It all got really quiet on the religion part of life as soon as the pres came in.. It always seemed strange to me
<Nikki> uNIwORSHIP
<Will> I just find it strange that everything just seemed to...die
<Nikki> damned caps lock
<Nikki> wait, if neither of those choices for procreation exist.....
<Nikki> are the inhabitants of eath still organic?
<UniBot> In the words of the internet circa 2007, "Caps lock: cruise control for cool"
<sophie_smr> Not most of us
<Nikki> wow, I thought it was yelling
<Nikki> good to know Bot
<Nikki> very intersting
<Will> I see
<Nikki> hybrid?
<Nikki> can you explain the basic demographics of the population?
<sophie_smr> Huh? What? Smart words...
<Nikki> ok, andr
oids, humanid...
<Will> What's the pop like yo G?
<Nikki> people robots..?
<Will> lol sorry had to
<Nikki> what was that Will? you love to go evr my non sci-fi head
<Nikki> *over
<sophie_smr> Some of us are bending robots :)
<Will> Bender!
<Will> funny thing is, I'm watching futurama
<Nikki> ummmm... ok, I just got a totaly inappropriate image...what are bending robots?
<Will> They bend steel and stuff to build
<Nikki> ahhh
<Nikki> so the majority of the inhabitants are robots
<Nikki> ?
<Nikki> Is there a central communication system then, that controlls applications? or are we talking AI here
<sophie_smr> ?
<Nikki> <watched I, Robot last night>
<Nikki> if there are a population of robots.........
<Nikki> how do they operate? a central Operating system or what?
<Nikki> how do you/they know what to do?
<Will> I have nooo idear
<Will> Sophie, how are Ben and Ron doing?
<sophie_smr> Sleeping as well.
<Nikki> everyone is asleep?
<Nikki> that isn't here?
<sophie_smr> Yep..
<sophie_smr> The robots are sent commands from thought stations.
<Nikki> ty sophie, that's what I was trying to get at
<Nikki> and the non-robots, can i assume they are human?
<sophie_smr> Not exactly
<Nikki> humanid?
<sophie_smr> Yeah, you could say that
<Nikki> dos this affect the social class system?
<Nikki> does
<Nikki> I should say social/economic
<sophie_smr> We're all broke, so no
<Nikki> ok, so who, besides the president has money?
<Will> OOOO 
<Will> I know this one
<Will> Bill!
<m_adams> DING DING DING
<Nikki> is Bill a robot?
<Nikki> they are the only 2 with money?
<m_adams> Pretty much, and no he's not a robot
<Will> Meg, how rich IS Bill?
<m_adams> Take the richest man in your time x30
<Will> damn
<Will> and the richest man in our time is named Bill too
<Will> would ya look at that
<Nikki> nope
<Nikki> the other guy
<Nikki> Bills mentor
<Will> huh?
<Nikki> I forget his name
<Will> He had a mentor?
<Nikki> they just did a special on PBS
<Nikki> yep
<Will> ah and he's richer?
<Nikki> omg...you would know who I was talking about
<Nikki> just gave all of his money to the gates foundation
<Nikki> makes a big deal about how he drives a 10 yr old car and lives on hamburger cause he's cheap and doesn't need all that money
<Nikki> crap..hold on
<Nikki> using my time UniGle
<Will> Buffet
<Will> Warren Buffet
<Will> Yay for Google
<Will> UniBot, do you have google?
<UniBot> Google?
<Will> Yes
<UniBot> Surely you mean Unigle
<Nikki> that's it....
<Will> No
<Nikki> he's a banking guru
<Will> UniBot, look up history of Google.
<Will> Warren Buffet is giving 31 billion dollars of his own money to the Bill Gates Foundation
<Nikki> that's him
<Nikki> warren Buffet
<Will> Yup\
<Nikki> I had Jimmy Buffet stuck in my head
<Will> UniBot, any results?
<UniBot> Google Inc. is an American public corporation, specializing in Internet search and online advertising. 
<Will> Correct
<UniBot> I think we bought them!
<Will> I would guess so
<Nikki> then it needs to be updated to "was"
<Will> see see!
<Will> American!
<Will> BOOM!
<UniBot> This is from my archives...
<Will> What year was Unigle started?
<UniBot> In its first incarnation: September 7, 1998
<Will> Founder?
<UniBot> Sergey Brin
<Will> Correct

<Will> give yourself a nice pat on the back
<Nikki> Bot, location of sergy Brin
<Will> sergey*
<Nikki> that too
<Will> lol
<Nikki> find that dude
<sophie_smr> Probably dead.
<Nikki> like me
<Will> I hope I;m not
<Nikki> hope they cremated me and used me for fertilizer
<Will> Hey Sophie if you happen to meet the 60 year old me. Say hi, wouldya?
<Nikki> 60?
<Nikki> hmmm
<Will> ....Surprise?
<Nikki> that would make......
<Nikki> it past your bed time
<Nikki> ;)
<Will> hey now
<Will> pssht no reason to tell anyone
<Will> >.>.....
<Will> <.<....
<Nikki> I'm calling mom
<Will> damn they found me!
<Will> lol good luck
<m_adams> I thought the grass smelled like crazy people today, Nikki..
<Nikki> lol
<Will> Oh, so it wasn't just me!
<Nikki> I ave to go too....
<Nikki> I have kids to chase in the morning
<Will> Alrighty-o
<Will> Have fun
<Will> savingthis?
<Nikki> night all, I will do my best to catch the others up...meet again tomorrow?
<Nikki> I am
<Nikki> I think
<Will> Yups
<sophie_smr> Yeo
<sophie_smr> Yeo
<Will> Okay
<sophie_smr> Yep*
<Will> Night
<Nikki> question quick sophie and meg...
<sophie_smr> Yes?
<Nikki> when did they stop cutting the power?
<m_adams> Mmm?
<Nikki> I was away for a few days
<sophie_smr> We smuggled ourselves a generator
<Nikki> cool beans!!!!
<Will> Awesomeness
<Will> Hugs for everyone
<Nikki> get some sleep, I will get this info th those smarter than me
<Will> *Hugs UniBot* Yes you too
<sophie_smr> I'm tired.. catch the team up. Going to sleep
* sophie_smr has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Nikki> nighters Meg and Bot
<UniBot> Sleeping
<Will> Going to bed too Meg?
* UniBot is now known as UniBot|Sleep
<m_adams> Nah
<Will> Insomnia, much?
<m_adams> Sleep is for the weak
<Will> Quite!
<Will> Once I get this list of board members, what do you propose we do?
<m_adams> We get as much info out of them as we can, then we go for the source
<Will> Would that be Bill or Rick?
<m_adams> Rick
<Will> ..What should we do with Bill?
<m_adams> We kill him first
<Will> I wonder who will do it....you'd be the obvious choice as our inside girl and I think Scott would go beserk personally, like overkilling.
<m_adams> I've always wanted to be the one to kill a man by double crossing him
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<Will> There's a fetish for that somewhere
<Will> Anyway, since you've thought that, you must have thought of how you want to do it
<m_adams> ...
<Will> hmm?
<m_adams> The fetish comment.. eww
<Will> I'm sorry
<Will> My condolences
<m_adams> Heh..
<Will> and I'm surprised I've spelled that right
<Will> Anyway, how have you thought you would do it? Poison, Knife injury or a nice clean gunshot
<m_adams> Guns are fun :)
<Will> You sound like my friend. He's quite the gun nut
<Will> Do you even own one to do that with?
<Will> Doesn't sound like people are allowed weapons in your time
<m_adams> I'll find one
<Will> Lookout, Meg's got a gun!
<Will> Look Out!*
<m_adams> You should be worried...
<Will> Me? Nah
<Will> Unless you shoot my 60 year old future me
<Will> That wouldn't be good
<Will> ...No word back from Lisa
<m_adams> Damn.
<m_adams> Also, I will shoot future you next time I get a chance
<Will> Why's that?
<m_adams> Because you told me not to
<Will> ....
<Will> Don't make me a sandwich!
<m_adams> ...
<Will> Sorry, too far?
<m_adams> A tad.
<Will> I apologize
<Will> Why does the future suck so bad....
<m_adams> Ask Bill.
<Will> If I could.....
<Will> I bet he's pretty arrogant eh?
<m_adams> He's an ass.
<Will> I figured
<Will> Power does that to people.
<Will> I'm doubting he has any actual friends then
<m_adams> Not really
<m_adams> All he has is his money.
<Will> Sounds pathetic to me
<Will> I couldn't stand all that money
<Will> I like simple
<m_adams> Me too
<Will> Did he found UniCom himself?
<m_adams> No.. I can't remember who did though
<Will> Ah so he inherited the company pretty much?
<m_adams> Yeah
<Will> Prolly killed the guy
<Will> Anyway is there any time that you know of where he's vulnerable enough for you to kill him without getting caught or being suspected?
<m_adams> I'll invite myself over to his house and when he's eating, bang bang
<Will> Nice, make a clean escape as well?
<m_adams> Yep.
<Will> Nice
<Will> Eh, now I'm suddenly falling asleep
<Will> I guess I'm weak
<Will> I'm going to go take a power nap
<Will> ...for about 7 hours
<m_adams> I'm going to go work here at my desk for 7 hours
<Will> If you find anything out, you can email at nobuofanxiii@yahoo.com if you want
<Will> Good luck with that
<Will> have fun,
<Will> night
<m_adams> Night.
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