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[Humor] How to Perplex a Stranger
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Saevitia
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[Humor] How to Perplex a Stranger

Okay, so seeing as I was bored at work (I ring groceries at the supermarket) I decided to fidn out how many of my customers are into Perplex City! The answer? ...None of them! But I did get some funny responses. Here are a few.

Me: Hi, how are you today?
Customer: Good.
Me:Did you know Joya's pregnant?
Customer: Oh yeah, I heard that. And Kevin's in- wait, who?
Me:... never mind.

Me: I'm waiting for a package.
Customer: Really, me too.
Me: *excited* REALLY? What for??
Customer:...dvds?
Me:...Oh.

Me: Sente sent me.
Customer:... can I run my card through now?

Me: Let me guess your sign!
Customer: *smirk* sure
Me:... hmmmm... You're the Three Balls, aren't you?
Customer:...
Me: The Hand?
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JebJoya
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Heehee, I've got to try some of those in John Lewis when I get back Very Happy

Loads of confused OAPs - yay!

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Rob_Riv
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Re: [Humor] How to Perplex a Stranger

Someone's spending a little too much time obsessing... or the rest of us aren't doing it enough...

Oneof those is right at least
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Alex Smith
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I leave notes with perplexcity.com in places of mass visit. I left one at the Leeds Armouries a couple weeks back...
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Alex Smith wrote:
I leave notes with perplexcity.com in places of mass visit. I left one at the Leeds Armouries a couple weeks back...


I was thinking about doing something like that, by writing the URL on £ notes and casually distributing them as I payed for stuff... Hey, paper planes from a high building in town would be fun too Smile
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Salkunh
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well Nik_Doof left the url in a toilet Laughing
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Rei
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Hmm i work in a games shop, maby ill put little stickers with PC.com on the inside of all the cases. what a mind job!
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Alex Smith wrote:
I leave notes with perplexcity.com in places of mass visit. I left one at the Leeds Armouries a couple weeks back...


I have been doing the same! Any fast food joint I go to, or gas station, I leave a slip of paper laying around. I usually leave the bottom half of my receipt with www.perplexcity.com written on it. I wonder if anyone playing has started playing by something like this?
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I wrote an acrostic poem for English and it was the word "Sente"
I can't remember it, but I'll try and find it. I'm almost certain where it is.

Anyways, she didn't know what I was talking about so she took off 5 points.
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zeldafan8626
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I leave notes and stuff lying all over the place

I'll be walking around and see someone, I'll walk up to them and shake their hand with a piece of paper that has the URL and just leave ^_^
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I was asking about the cube today. One of the guys from maintenance came done and I said "hurry, I need help with something" so he followed me into the office, and I said "I've lost my cube! Help me find it. It has six sides, looks like this *tries to make a cube with hands*. It's called "Receda" and is potty trained"

He looked a little freaked out and walked away

Can't understand why Wink
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