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Saevitia
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Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 688 Location: Rochester, NY
[Humor] How to Perplex a Stranger Okay, so seeing as I was bored at work (I ring groceries at the supermarket) I decided to fidn out how many of my customers are into Perplex City! The answer? ...None of them! But I did get some funny responses. Here are a few.
Me: Hi, how are you today?
Customer: Good.
Me:Did you know Joya's pregnant?
Customer: Oh yeah, I heard that. And Kevin's in- wait, who?
Me:... never mind.
Me: I'm waiting for a package.
Customer: Really, me too.
Me: *excited* REALLY? What for??
Customer:...dvds?
Me:...Oh.
Me: Sente sent me.
Customer:... can I run my card through now?
Me: Let me guess your sign!
Customer: *smirk* sure
Me:... hmmmm... You're the Three Balls, aren't you?
Customer:...
Me: The Hand?
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:36 am
JebJoya
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Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 679 Location: UK
Heehee, I've got to try some of those in John Lewis when I get back
Loads of confused OAPs - yay!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:42 am
Rob_Riv
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Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 350
Re: [Humor] How to Perplex a Stranger Someone's spending a little too much time obsessing... or the rest of us aren't doing it enough...
Oneof those is right at least
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:02 am
Alex Smith
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Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 162
I leave notes with perplexcity.com in places of mass visit. I left one at the Leeds Armouries a couple weeks back...
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:17 am
Enigmaster
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Joined: 16 Nov 2004 Posts: 274 Location: Jersey, CI
Alex Smith wrote:
I leave notes with perplexcity.com in places of mass visit. I left one at the Leeds Armouries a couple weeks back...
I was thinking about doing something like that, by writing the URL on £ notes and casually distributing them as I payed for stuff... Hey, paper planes from a high building in town would be fun too
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:40 pm
Salkunh
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Joined: 10 Oct 2004 Posts: 359 Location: Liverpool, UK
well Nik_Doof left the url in a toilet
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:12 pm
Rei
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Joined: 14 Dec 2004 Posts: 43 Location: spoo-kehhh
Hmm i work in a games shop, maby ill put little stickers with PC.com on the inside of all the cases. what a mind job!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:05 pm
terminalskeptik
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Joined: 05 Jun 2003 Posts: 351 Location: Onboard the Groovy Purple Derigible
Alex Smith wrote:
I leave notes with perplexcity.com in places of mass visit. I left one at the Leeds Armouries a couple weeks back...
I have been doing the same! Any fast food joint I go to, or gas station, I leave a slip of paper laying around. I usually leave the bottom half of my receipt with www.perplexcity.com written on it. I wonder if anyone playing has started playing by something like this?
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:26 am
Scisco
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Joined: 03 Jan 2005 Posts: 28 Location: Chesapeake, VA
I wrote an acrostic poem for English and it was the word "Sente"
I can't remember it, but I'll try and find it. I'm almost certain where it is.
Anyways, she didn't know what I was talking about so she took off 5 points.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:46 pm
zeldafan8626
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Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 193 Location: Hyrule Castle
I leave notes and stuff lying all over the place
I'll be walking around and see someone, I'll walk up to them and shake their hand with a piece of paper that has the URL and just leave ^_^
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:34 pm
misery_of_pain
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Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 407 Location: The beach, UK
I was asking about the cube today. One of the guys from maintenance came done and I said "hurry, I need help with something" so he followed me into the office, and I said "I've lost my cube! Help me find it. It has six sides, looks like this *tries to make a cube with hands*. It's called "Receda" and is potty trained"
He looked a little freaked out and walked away
Can't understand why
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:43 pm
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