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nhansard
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Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Posts: 159
April 26 Ooooooh no. Gunter is out!
Sounds like gunter has broken out of jail. He left a rather threatening voice mail for nisha. he claims to be in California and has a ticket to the concert. This may make the Op a little more difficult. He also offered to take Nisha out to explore some of the remote areas of the US, that is after he modifies her face.
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:15 pm
janemcg
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Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 63 Location: Berkeley, CA
holy moly Holy moly. The mission @ Coachella is going to be one extreme adventure with Gunter in town... gulp!! and yay!!
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:28 pm
nivra
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Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 103
transcript
Gunter wrote:
"Hello Nisha, you little bitch. I heard you have been sticking your nose into my business. So I figured a visit to your side of the Atlantic is in order." *hacking/coughing* "Excuse my manners. I picked up a nasty little case of pneumonia while in custody. Oh. You wouldn't believe the conditions in prison. I just couldn't take it anymore. I had to get out! But don't you worry. I'm sure this nice California weather will have me back in tip-top shape in no time." *more coughing* "California, the land of sun and sand and music." *beep in background* "Do you have any idea how hard it is to get tickets to the festival here? I finally got one for Coachella, but I had to buy it from, uh, what's the word, eeeh, *laugh* scalper. *laugh* I like that word, ... don't you? Scalper." *coughs* "So you're coming aren't you? Coming out to see your little Gunter? I mean, you seem so _interested_ in me, I was hoping to repay the compliment. I'm sure we could spend some quality time together. You bitch. Maybe afterwards, we could tour the country, see the sights? Take in some of the more remote spots your country has to offer. I'd like that. Wouldn't you? Just you and me." *coughing* "I'll see you soon Nisha. It's been so long.I hope I can remember your face, remember it the way it was before it changes." *coughing*
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:34 pm
ScarpeGrosse
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Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1678 Location: The Shiny Castle in the Sky, Full of Cotton Candy and Hazelnut Lattes
Sounds like our buddy Gunter is suffering from some chest congestion and/or emphysema/TB. Maybe someone heading to Coachella could take the cranky bastage an inhaler and some Allegra
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:51 pm
Cookster
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Joined: 03 Apr 2005 Posts: 99 Location: Fresh out of the oven
Wow, he sounds like quite a romantic
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:00 pm
cskane4life
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Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Posts: 127 Location: Southern CA
Coachella is going to be interesting...Can't wait
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:47 pm
enaxor
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Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Posts: 2395
Ian better grow up fast, cause now he's playing with the big boys.
http://iannet.lastresortretrieval.com/ian/001269.html
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:15 pm
HitsHerMark
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 1521 Location: Austin, TX
Good thing I've been working out.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:39 pm
rowan
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Joined: 12 Apr 2004 Posts: 1966
/me sobs that she no longer lives in SoCal
I guess I'll just have to console myself with men in kilts at a celtic festival that weekend.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:23 pm
xuratu
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Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 22 Location: Virginia
Oooone twooo Guuuunter's comin' for youuuu ... Nisha feels the need to tell Ian The Panicked that everyone
is in terrible danger.
Ian responds with the suggestion that perhaps Gunter is
bluffing, and that he'll find a way to check.
Meanwhile, hours earlier and forgotten quickly under Gunter's
threat, I suggest to Nisha that Worry and Ian are more acquainted
than she'd like to believe (or at least like us to believe. )
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:33 pm
enaxor
I Have No Life
Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Posts: 2395
Ah, isn't that sweet. The big bad thugs want to buy Ian lunch.
Transcript for J5 and others that don't have sound:
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Thug-- Hello Ian. There's a great restuarant off of exit 70. Whats say you pull off and we meet up. I'll buy lunch.
Ian--Go to hell.
Thug--Temper temper. You know Rogers just itchin to meet to you again. Isn't that right, Roger? Unfortunately Rogers a man of few words and most of them aren't civil. Let's just say he says hello. Personally, I think the drivings getting to him.
Ian--Than stop following me.
Thug--I'd love to, but we really need that car back.
Ian--Why's it so important?
Thug--Don't play me, we both know the answer to that.
Ian--You're never going to get it.
Thug--(laughs) Optimisim is the hallmark of youth. You're only six hours ahead of us by my last check. You've gotta sleep sometime, kid.
Ian--(chuckles) I'll take naps.
Thug-- You do that..(laughs)....with one eye open.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:28 pm
Last edited by enaxor on Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:42 pm; edited 1 time in total
CDub
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 59 Location: St. Louis
This is getting really, really good.
I'm totally digging Gunter's and the Big Bad Guys' messages.
Any more of this and I'm gonna have to start rooting for the bad guys.
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:30 pm
Astald
Unfettered
Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Posts: 747 Location: Just outside of Pittsburgh (Go Steelers!)
Big Goon wrote:
You're only six hours ahead of us by my last check.
They must have some way of tracking him.
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:45 pm
missphinx
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 395
Astald wrote:
They must have some way of tracking him.
Some good previous spec on that: http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=146073
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:52 pm
nhansard
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Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Posts: 159
Did anyone e-mail Ian with the tracking ideas? It may be easy for him to turn off his cell for a bit.
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:02 pm
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