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CoffeeJedi
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1327 Location: Charlotte NC, USA
Incyr found a bug with the end of the game, d'oh! (well, really more a bug with Quest that i had to work around, but whatever)
right now its only you guys playing it, so hopefully we can get that worked out, the version posted now has the endgame bug fixed
hehehe... I just realized CJ's logged in to unforum on my lap top... hehehehe
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 1:11 pm
Last edited by CoffeeJedi on Sat May 21, 2005 2:53 pm; edited 1 time in total
Nola
Unfettered
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 675
No wonder.
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
I enhottenated my axon, but I can't win
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 1:31 pm
Ranger D
Unfettered
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 522 Location: Nor Cal
This is awesome! You rock CoffeeJedi.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:43 pm
thunderclap8
Entrenched
Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 1139 Location: Chapel Hill, NC
I'm so stuck in the radio hut
edit: got out! this is great fun.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 3:05 pm
Nola
Unfettered
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 675
I am a hero and the SP loves me.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 6:20 pm
DiscipleN2k
Veteran
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 113 Location: Oklahoma City
I am very much stuck. Very cool game, though! Thanks CoffeeJedi!
Edit: Woohoo! I finished! Okay, so I had to cheat a little and look at the source code. I'm just not as creative as you folks.
-Disciple
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 6:43 pm
Ranger D
Unfettered
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 522 Location: Nor Cal
Heh, I had to cheat a little too.
Playing this game reminds me of the "Giant and the Drink" game that Ender plays in Ender's Game. He keeps trying all kinds of different things that all end with the same result. Of course "gouge out the giant's eye and borrow into his skull" doesn't exactly work here.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:48 pm
weephun
Entrenched
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Fuquay Varina, NC
BWA HA HA HA HA! I LOVE the "game over" message!!!
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
You get a call a bit later on your cell phone. Apparently the Sleeping Princess is dead, and the mission at Chawla Base has failed. Everyone is extremely mad at you for not enhottenating your axon, even Weephun, who thought about giving you some sympathy, but decided that this is inexcusable.
Game Over.
Way to go ... I of course got this immediately upon finding Halo in my Xbox ... How could I resist??? ... now if I could just get on that stupid bus.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:16 pm
VMVash
Decorated
Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 246
I typed get ye flask... IT CANT FIND YE FLASK. WHY CANT I FIND YE FLASK!!!!
_________________"In Canada it's legal to 'sell the kids for food" - 4dswisscheese
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:12 pm
CoffeeJedi
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1327 Location: Charlotte NC, USA
glad you like the Game Over message weephun!
VMVash wrote:
I typed get ye flask... IT CANT FIND YE FLASK. WHY CANT I FIND YE FLASK!!!!
oh! i didn't even think to make any references to THY DUNGEONMAN
that'll be in Axon Hunter 2: Bee Harder
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 4:22 pm
Atrophied
Entrenched
Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 1133 Location: 53742E 4A6F686E27732C 4E4C00
Quote:
Axon Hunter 2: Bee Harder
OMFGBBQ!!!
I can't wait... when's the release date? And will there be a promo ARG?
/me waits at his nearest payphone for a call, realises he's in Canada where you can't recieve incoming calls, and cries.
_________________"It will be happened; it shall be going to happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future." -- Time travel, as explained by Arnold J. Rimmer
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:29 pm
atdt1991
Decorated
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 186 Location: Plymouth, MI
Some things I'd like to do:
Join Battery Club
Use Toy Gun on Salesperson
Kill Salesperson with CD Case Throwing Stars
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:20 pm
atdt1991
Decorated
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 186 Location: Plymouth, MI
Also:
kick little girl in shins
drink screwdriver
also, for fun:
call payphone
and any variation of "screw secretary" "unscrew security guard", etc
Oh, and I finished it, by cheating, and it's ultra-awesome
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:34 pm
CoffeeJedi
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1327 Location: Charlotte NC, USA
atdt1991 wrote:
Oh, and I finished it, by cheating, and it's ultra-awesome
good! quite frankly, i got a little silly by the end, its probably pretty nonsenesical as text adventures go (although HHGTTG.... ) at any rate, i encourage cheating on my own game
OMG HAX!
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:44 pm
atdt1991
Decorated
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 186 Location: Plymouth, MI
Latte Luke,
The one -non- silly suggestion I have is to make it more apparent that there is a wrapper on the CDs. Yes yes, private references and all, but it seems like a lot of us were stuck there. Except those of us who cheated and those who are KOOL.
Hey, if you (or any beekeeper) feel like AIMing at any point during the day, I'm at skennedycell (no, it isn't a cell anymore). I get bored and need distraction, and ye do an excellent job o' that!
PS if you keep adding on to this adventure (which I think would be totally cool), you could add in the "show me your profession" bit and make us jump off a table or something while taking a picture. Sounds complicated, but full of amusing ways to screw it up.
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:43 am
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