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[5/26] Chat with KAshley, TSipper, EricBlake and NathanGrant

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[5/26] Chat with KAshley, TSipper, EricBlake and NathanGrant

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Start of #james buffer: Thu May 26 21:57:32 2005
* Now talking in #james
* Topic is 'Have you seen James? | Blog : http://tinyurl.com/3kuvb | http://www.facab.org
| Wiki!: http://seenjames.thebarrs.com | TheDefect email has been solved'
* Set by DiscoJason on Tue May 24 08:40:57
* KAshley has joined #james
* ARGbot sets mode: +o KAshley
<WiSH> why hello Kevin
<KAshley> Ms. Wish, Hello
<WiSH> how's life in your little piece of the planet?
<KAshley> Well not so good, we are getting no where in our investigations.
<WiSH> that sucks
<KAshley> Seems to be the latest trend.
* WiSH rolls her eyes
<WiSH> so no news on anything at ALL?
<KAshley> Well my ulser is getting worse, how is that?
<WiSH> cut down on the coffee
<WiSH> so who's this eric blake guy anyway?
<KAshley> Internal Investigations
<KAshley> He is trouble
<WiSH> he seems to think the same of you, though?
<KAshley> He thinks that about anyone not in his department.
<WiSH> facab is really such an odd duck. i've never seen such internal discourse in an
organization before.
<WiSH> maybe if you got all your departments together, you might be able to accomplish
something
<KAshley> The discourse is only recent, well kind of, there was one other time.
<WiSH> when was that?
<KAshley> Lets just say, it was sometime in 2003.
<WiSH> ah.
<WiSH> so why hasn't eric ever heard of emily? i mean, she WAS an employee..
* Jeb sticks his nose in the room, and sees Kevin
<Jeb> hiya
<KAshley> He more than likely has, it is a common tactic to play dumb.
<KAshley> Hi Jeb.
<WiSH> ah, see.. i didn't think he was playing. good for him!
* WiSH snorts
<Jeb> aww, eric seemed so sweet when he came on here Smile

<WiSH> like a poor clueless pigeon.. Wink

<Jeb> with all his "nobody likes me, i think i'm going to hide in a corner and cry for a
bit"
<WiSH> hehe
<Jeb> so, Kevin, apologies for this question, but what are your enquiries looking into?
I'm a bit lost Smile

<KAshley> Well, Emily, Alesha, Libere El Mundo, The Defect.
<WiSH> two steps forward, three steps back, it appears
<Jeb> Kevin - what's your opinion on the Defect now? Is he a "good guy", a bad guy or
just a gray area?
<KAshley> I don't think he is a good guy, he probably has his own motives, we just don't
know them yet.
<Jeb> and what _has_ happened to Emily... I liked her... Sad

<WiSH> well, everybody has motives.. but it doesn't always make them bad
<KAshley> Emily has promptly disappeared from the face of the earth.
<Jeb> was she being investigated, then dissapeared? I don't remember
<Jeb> for being the leak i mean
<KAshley> Tom arrested her, she escaped.
<WiSH> couldn't have anything to do with tom being a moron, could it?
<WiSH> where is tom, btw?
<KAshley> Busy, he is quite upset to hear that James is alive.
<Jeb> lol, that doesnt surprise me
<Jeb> James was getting a few "normal" memories back - one of the first was that he used
to call tom "Dickhead Tom"
<Chu_Teh> dick! woohoo!
<WiSH> hm. upset, huh?
<KAshley> They didn't get along.
<Jeb> I guess they didn't get on well?
<Jeb> snap Smile

<Jeb> why was that?
<WiSH> i don't think tom gets along with anyone, though.
<KAshley> They always had a different opinion on matters.
<Jeb> anything you can mention to us?
<KAshley> The Project
<Jeb> ooh, sounds ominous, and no doubt classified...
<KAshley> Yes.
<Jeb> would we be talking roadkill here?
<KAshley> Could be.
<Jeb> may we ask what the Abdul thingy wotsit guy was known to have done? or is it again
classified?
<KAshley> He is the leader of a terrorist organization, do you really have to ask?
<Jeb> okay, i was wondering if there was anything specific he had done... that was all...
Sad

* EricBlake has joined #james
<EricBlake> Hello
<Jeb> evening
<Jeb> Kev - your friend is here...
<EricBlake> Hello Kevin.
<KAshley> Go to hell.
<WiSH> why hello Eric.. i don't believe i've had the pleasure...
* WiSH extends her hand
<EricBlake> Hello.. WiSH?
<WiSH> yes
<EricBlake> What kind of name is WiSH?
<KAshley> Eric, leave her alone.
<Jeb> meanie
<WiSH> as in.. don't YOU wish.. eric blake
<Jeb> WiSH is lovely
* WiSH sneers
<WiSH> ..try to be nice to somebody..
<EricBlake> Anyhoo, Kevin don't mind me, I've got my orders to investigate you as well.
<KAshley> !insult Eric
<Chu_Teh> Eric, You are nothing but a decayed half-mouthful of fermented armadillo snouts
<KAshley> Oh my.
<WiSH> hehehe
<WiSH> loves it!
<Jeb> quality Smile

<EricBlake> Any time FACAB can get rid of a lazy $500,000 a year salary, we're happy to...
<WiSH> ooh, mr. big man doesn't have any response to that one, eh? truth hurts, don't it?
* EricBlake laughs
<Jeb> Kevin is lovely, and well needed by FACAB
<KAshley> Thank you, Eric is just a bottom feeder hoping to bump somone out so he can take
their place.
* EricBlake laughs harder
<WiSH> dear dear Eric.. perhaps you should take whatever salary YOU make being lazy, and
purchase a clue
<EricBlake> Life's a bitch Kevin, watch your back.
* WiSH spits on Eric
<WiSH> don't threaten him, asshole
<KAshley> Your right
<KAshley> Lifes a bitch, and so are you.
<EricBlake> May I remind your sorry ass that your job is dependent on ME at the moment?
<EricBlake> Why...
<EricBlake> If I were to report...
<WiSH> whaa whaa whaa
<KAshley> Try it, I may just have to tell Nathan about your "secret" calls.
<Jeb> if you were to report, you'll have a lot of enemies over here...
<WiSH> oooh, secret calls?
<WiSH> what eric, have to pay for the lovin?
<Jeb> and what kevin said
<EricBlake> You wouldn't want to do that Kevin.
* Jeb feels slightly like he's in the middle of a battle here and runs for cover
* WiSH hides Jeb behind her
* Jeb cowers
<EricBlake> Please, continue your discussions and pay me no mind.
<EricBlake> I'm here for Kevin, and Kevin only.
* Jeb ignores Kevin
* TSipper has joined #james
<WiSH> it's hard to pay you no mind when your breath reeks like that, eric
<Jeb> no i dont
<Jeb> oops
<Jeb> heh
* Jeb ignores Eric
<EricBlake> Ah, Mr. Sipper...
* Jeb doesn't ignore Kevin
<TSipper> Oh fuck
<WiSH> oh look, it's my favorite FACAB idiot Tom!
<TSipper> What the fuck are you doing here?
<EricBlake> What a "nice" surprise...
<TSipper> WiSH Shut up
<Jeb> !insult the Kipper
<Chu_Teh> the Kipper, You are nothing but a pointy-nosed bag of tempestuous cat bladders
<KAshley> Tom, don't talk to her like that.
<WiSH> kiss my ass, you toad
<TSipper> Why are you here Eric?
<EricBlake> Tom, meet me in my office at 9pm EST. Friday for interro.. to talk.
<WiSH> as far as i can tell Tom, Eric is just here to threaten Kevin
<WiSH> and be annoying
<WiSH> and thus far, way more annoying than you!
<EricBlake> If you don't show, I have orders to arrest you.
<TSipper> Eric, it is 9:25PM already
<WiSH> (psst, Friday Tom.. today is THURSDAY!)
<EricBlake> Friday you fool.
* WiSH hands Tom his Sesame Street Daytimer
<TSipper> Oh right.
<TSipper> Wait a second, arrest ME?
<EricBlake> Show up.
* Jeb thinks that's a little harsh...
<EricBlake> Thats all you need to know.
<Jeb> what if he's got a dental appointment?
<TSipper> Who asked you Jeb?
<WiSH> hahah. i always run to meetings where they threaten to arrest me. Wink

<Jeb> oh fine! I was trying to be SUPPORTIVE to you Dickhead Tom!
<Chu_Teh> dick! woohoo!
<TSipper> Eric, you watch yourself.
* TSipper has quit IRC (Quit: )
* EricBlake laughs
<EricBlake> What a cunt!
* EricBlake laughs harder
* WiSH smacks Eric's mouth
<WiSH> watch it
<Jeb> he's not a terribly nice chap, that's for certain
<Jeb> dunno about the C word though
* Jeb remembers getting slapped by his friend Keo for saying the C word... that hurt ....
<WiSH> lol
<WiSH> girls aren't big fans of that word
<KAshley> Why?
<Jeb> apart from any girl that's read the Vagina Monologues though apparently
<Jeb> my friend Becca loves the word
<WiSH> dunno. we're like, genetically programmed to be offended by it.. lol
<EricBlake> Kevin - is this what you're paid to do? Come on IRC and play with these kids?
<KAshley> I just remembered something.
* EricBlake was kicked by KAshley (I can do this)
* EricBlake has joined #james
<WiSH> w00t
<EricBlake> ah
<Jeb> no, we just don't want to talk since you're here looking over your sh... he's
gone... no he's not... oulder
<EricBlake> How very adult...
* EricBlake makes a phone call...
<Jeb> and mind who you're calling kids
<WiSH> it's hard to have a grown up conversation with little Eric here tugging on our
skirts..
<KAshley> Eric, while you are working? I mean come on man.
<WiSH> ahhh, eric DOES pay for the lovin' -- woohoo!
<Jeb> Eric loves the dick, doesn't he Chu?
<Chu_Teh> dick! woohoo!
<EricBlake> hmmm
<WiSH> Smile

* KAshley has quit IRC (Quit: Quit command from networking recieved, shutting down.)
* Jeb has the sense of humour of a 12 year old
<EricBlake> hah!
<Jeb> lol
<Jeb> and you called HIM childish
<EricBlake> Hows THAT?
<Jeb> you;re both as bad as each other
* WiSH rolls her eyes
<Jeb> so grow up Razz

<WiSH> i wonder if all government organizations function like this.
<EricBlake> Kevin no longer has internet in his office thanks to me.
* Jeb rolls his eyes in time with wish
<EricBlake> All it took was one call...
<WiSH> you.. you...
* WiSH lunges at Eric
<MaxSteele> Hey ya
<MaxSteele> missed the fun, eh?
<WiSH> i'd hardly call it fun
<Jeb> lovely, so how's he going to contact us to continue his investigations?
<EricBlake> Imagine what I could do to civilians?
<Jeb> go on, try it Razz

* EricBlake laughs
<WiSH> this ---------- just had kevin's internet shut down
<MaxSteele> EricBlake?
<MaxSteele> Who are you Eric?
<EricBlake> Who am I?
<EricBlake> Who are YOU?
<EricBlake> I ask the questions around here!
<MaxSteele> I'm one of the moderators of the channel here.
<Jeb> max, kick him Smile

<MaxSteele> Nice to meet you.
<MaxSteele> Now who are you?
<EricBlake> And?
<MaxSteele> and that's it. You asked who I was, so I told you. Now I'm asking who you are,
because I haven't seen you here before.
<EricBlake> You'll end up in the same fate as Kevin if you cross me.
<EricBlake> I wouldn't.
<MaxSteele> EricBlake: I can't ask who you are?
* WiSH glares at Eric
* EricBlake laughs harder at the tiny civilian people.
<Jeb> yes,, lovely Eric
<WiSH> hrm. does nathan know that his employees threaten people?
<Jeb> you know, I liked you when you first came online yesterday
<Jeb> Sad

* Jeb is disenchanted
<EricBlake> Max - I am from FACAB Internal Investigations, you'll do well to remember that
name.
<MaxSteele> Ah!
<MaxSteele> Internal Investigations finally got involved.
<MaxSteele> About time.
<WiSH> yeah, funny thing Max - he doesn't really know too much of anything. typical FACAB
deal.
<EricBlake> Hmm... interesting. Why "about time"?
<MaxSteele> I was beginning to wonder how long all the internal goings-on were to be
allowed.
<EricBlake> Such as?
* NathanGrant has joined #james
<EricBlake> Tom and Kevin?
<MaxSteele> Evening Mr. Grant.
<WiSH> good evening Mr. Grant
<NathanGrant> Evening.
<EricBlake> Hello Nathan...
<NathanGrant> Eric, why is Kevin's internet off?
<Jeb> eek, my coputer is making odd sounds... hold on
<EricBlake> I found him downloading illegal pornography Mr. Grant.
* WiSH smirks at Eric
<EricBlake> I was doing my job...
<WiSH> liar
* WiSH has the log
<Jeb> bollocks
* EricBlake glares at WiSH.
<NathanGrant> Eric, the closest thing Kevin has done to Pronography is Ms. WiSH there.
<Jeb> send the log to Nathan WiSH
* WiSH laughs
<Jeb> lol
<WiSH> i would be quite glad to send Nathan the log
<Jeb> Smile

<EricBlake> Uh oh, gotta go! Um.. something broke!
* EricBlake has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Jeb> ... wow, that was terribly not supect
<WiSH> hah
<Jeb> so, hi Nathan - how's things?
<WiSH> that's the last time somebody asks ME what kind of name WiSH is..
<WiSH> Wink

<Jeb> right, i need to reboot, brb
* Jeb has quit IRC (Quit: http://unfiction.com/chat/)
* WiSH sighs
<MaxSteele> So Nathan, have you been following what is happening with Alesha?
<NathanGrant> Of course.
<MaxSteele> So is FACAB doing anything to rescue her from captivity?
<NathanGrant> I couldn't tell you about it.
<MaxSteele> Ah.
<MaxSteele> What is it you can tell us?
<NathanGrant> That we are doing everything we can.
* JustLurking wanders in
<JustLurking> looks like I missed all the fun
<MaxSteele> I've always found Internal Affairs to be interesting...
<MaxSteele> They're watching the organization
<MaxSteele> yet who is watching them....
<WiSH> hey JL Smile

<MaxSteele> I mean, it could go forever.
<NathanGrant> I am.
<MaxSteele> Ah, so you are are above Internal Affairs?
<WiSH> Nathan is THE man, Max
<WiSH> Wink

<MaxSteele> Well, who investigates Nathan if there is cause of suspicion?
<JustLurking> Director Grant is in charge of FACAB
<NathanGrant> The president.
<MaxSteele> Aah, I see now.
<NathanGrant> Now then, before I go.
<NathanGrant> F.A.C.A.B. will be having a press conference Saturday 5PM EST.
<NathanGrant> To answer any questions
<JustLurking> is there anything you can tell us about Libere El Mundo?
<NathanGrant> Mr. Lurking, questions will be addressed on Saturday.
<JustLurking> we'll see
<MaxSteele> Ah excellent. Where will the conference be?
<NathanGrant> F.A.C.A.B.'s private room.
<NathanGrant> Now then, good evening to you all.
<NathanGrant> See you Saturday.
<MaxSteele> Good evening Mr. Grant.
<WiSH> good night Nathan
* NathanGrant has quit IRC (Quit: )
End of #james buffer Thu May 26 21:57:32 2005

Color Legend:
EricBlake, bold red
KAshley, bold green
NathanGrant, bold blue
TSipper, bold darkred

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