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[Dorkmaster]

Ok, I think this has gotten WAY out of hand.

There is a fundamental issue that we have to address here:

Does a solipsist poop?

If so, who the hell are you to tell me?

[GuyP]

[Phaedra]

[GuyP]

A Bellini? I'm all out of peaches I'm afraid. And champagne. Would you care for some methylated spirits with a brake fluid chaser?

I think we've ascertained the overall badness of poop on a stick. But what say you to a poop on wheels?



My dear Scrappy brought it to my attention, and indeed this divine objet d'art is an idiot-proof conversation starter at her simply legendary dinner parties.

As for me, I would would posit that poop on wheels it better then cheese on a stick!

[Phaedra]

[snowhite]

One can not help but consider how unfortunate it can be when the uninitiated fail to take into consideration the effects the sun and warmer weather can have on those who imbibe. I mean really, darling , it was only one drink and you're in your cups. It might behove you to take an asprin before hurrying off for a spin of the bedstead.



En vino veritas...........and another double over here

[Phaedra]

[Clayfoot]

Aww, man

[atdt1991]

"Maybe Julie will be safer knowing that she has poop/cheese/stick loving people like you helping her out. "

*falls on the floor, and then runs away*

[weephun]

Julie?

She's in the poop ... the poop on the stick ... if you look for the cheesy poop on the stick, you'll find her there.

[krystyn]

I'm with jamesi. There is much pain in this thread.

[CoffeeJedi]

good morning all!
Phaedra has invited us to this little soiree. How lovely! good to see such high quality stick cheeses offered at the buffet table. Ah yes, dry martini please, with a twist, thank you. I had a spot of trouble getting here, my chaeuffur had to change a tire on the poop-car on the way over from Livejournal.

(seriously wishing i had more time for ARG'ing, but uh... good to see that 'omgwtfbbq' is still thriving)

[Twilight]

So does cheese on a stick get bonus points for its efforts to eradicate poop on a stick, because I don't know about you, but if I eat too much cheese on a stick, I have a hard time pooping on a stick for awhile.

[CoffeeJedi]

"poop on a stick it better then cheese on a stick"

hmmmm, to break this down:

"poop on a stick"
a declaration, no article, so we're speaking of the general concept of poop on a stick

"it better then"
now, due to lack of puncuation, i'm not sure what "it" is reffereing too, for sake of argument, let's just say it refers to "poop on a stick" so to follow with "better", well, there's no verb, so we'll have to assume that "it" really should be "its". oh dear. "then", hmmm, that seems out of place. i'm not going to presume that shinlee69 really meant "than" so perhaps "it" was merely a typo of "if" giving us "if better then" which isn't proper syntax in any computer language i know

"cheese on a stick"
again, no article, so the universal idea of "cheese on a stick"

an alternative interpretation with puncuation:

Poop on! A stick? It. Better then, cheese on a stick.

[Lurking_Kouzou]