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Phaedra
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GuyP wrote:
Look at the cuddly uterus above, then at the moderately-NSFW cuddly vagina, then ask yourself:

Who Would Win?


OMG

Best Thread Evar

Someone change the title.
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skilletaudio
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 		THe cuddly uterus would win, because the cuddly vulva would be too cocky.

I'm sorry, that came out wrong, would be too sure of itself. Come on, "Doorway of the Goddess"? Stop worshipping your genitals. Its not a Sacred Talisman of Earth Love. Its a vulva.

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GuyP wrote:
Look at the cuddly uterus above, then at the moderately-NSFW cuddly vagina, then ask yourself:

Who Would Win?

Dude, it's like Freddy vs. Jason, only slipperier!

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Phaedra
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skilletaudio wrote:
THe cuddly uterus would win, because the cuddly vulva would be too cocky.

I'm sorry, that came out wrong, would be too sure of itself. Come on, "Doorway of the Goddess"? Stop worshipping your genitals. Its not a Sacred Talisman of Earth Love. Its a vulva.


Hey, skillet, men have been worshipping THEIR genitals for centuries. (Um, Priapus, anyone? The Roman god of the erection? Circumcision as the earthly sign of divine covenant? Freud?)

It's about TIME female genitals got a little love. Razz
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skilletaudio
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 		Hey, my penis is just a little buddy of mine. Not little, just, littler than me.

I never actually refer to it as a divine love rod. I leave that to the 6th century poets. The fact that actual housewives(sorry, domestic goddesses) are reverting to mesopotamian sexual myth-identities is a bit scary:)

But thats okay, I'll just start carving little fertility statues again like those folks did, the chicks with no faces and 20 foot long boobs and the guys with the 8 foot penises:D

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skilletaudio wrote:
Hey, my penis is just a little buddy of mine. Not little, just, littler than me.

I never actually refer to it as a divine love rod. I leave that to the 6th century poets. The fact that actual housewives(sorry, domestic goddesses) are reverting to mesopotamian sexual myth-identities is a bit scary:)

But thats okay, I'll just start carving little fertility statues again like those folks did, the chicks with no faces and 20 foot long boobs and the guys with the 8 foot penises:D


OMG WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! MY SACRED WOMYN-NESS MAKES ME DIVINE! AS DOES THE FACT THAT I CAN GIVE BIRTH TO WOMYNCHILDREN, PASSING ON THE LIFE-GIVING SACREDNESS THAT IS THE BIRTHRIGHT OF ALL WOMYN.

Whew.

I did that all on the first take, too.
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 		/applaude

You derserve an emmy for something so emotional.
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Phaedra wrote:
skilletaudio wrote:
THe cuddly uterus would win, because the cuddly vulva would be too cocky.

I'm sorry, that came out wrong, would be too sure of itself. Come on, "Doorway of the Goddess"? Stop worshipping your genitals. Its not a Sacred Talisman of Earth Love. Its a vulva.


Hey, skillet, men have been worshipping THEIR genitals for centuries. (Um, Priapus, anyone? The Roman god of the erection? Circumcision as the earthly sign of divine covenant? Freud?)

It's about TIME female genitals got a little love. Razz


I'm sorry, but I cannot look at this and not think (in best Joey from Friends voice) "How YOU doin?"
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jokerstrademark wrote:
/applaude

You derserve an emmy for something so emotional.


Thank you all so much. This is an incredible honor. I am so overwhelmed and...um...humbled to be here. [vaseline smile] And I'd like to thank my agent, and um...Jebus, for giving me the strength to make it this far, and my lawyer, and my parents, and um...my hairdresser...and my lawn man...and oh! Wait! Wait! I'm not done! Stop that music! And Guy...and Scrappy...hey! Why are you dragging me offstage...?
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 		Finally! We have had another contact with this wonderful ARG!

VulvaPuppet in #uf

Should we join in the call for help?

** VulvaPuppet has nothing to do with 'the flaming heart'. Vulva Puppet was something completely different, and unrelated to any game that 'the flaming heart' might be putting together. -- jamesi
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 		God I honestly feel embarresed for this guy. Why create something and break the rules to launch it? Do they really think we will just ignore it for them?

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skilletaudio
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 		Now his trailhead will burn into the night at the top of the topics.

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Phaedra
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jshall wrote:
God I honestly feel embarresed for this guy. Why create something and break the rules to launch it? Do they really think we will just ignore it for them?


Well, people have in the past, haven't they?
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Phaedra wrote:
jshall wrote:
God I honestly feel embarresed for this guy. Why create something and break the rules to launch it? Do they really think we will just ignore it for them?


Well, people have in the past, haven't they?


Yea but the ones that happend on actually had something this one has like 3 words and points of elipses. Thiers literally nothing to this.

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skilletaudio
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 		You remember how the British used to hang pirates over the bay to let their bodies warn other pirates of their fate?

Same deal.

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