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strife777
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 		Free drink to whomever makes the first Vulva Puppet and brings it to ARGFest

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:12 am
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bagsbee
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strife777 wrote:
Free drink to whomever makes the first Vulva Puppet and brings it to ARGFest

Dude. Vulva puppets are cool and the whole nine, but can we not make them an actual theme at ARGFest? Please?

Oh, and Addie, thanks for the vulvatar. I'm gonna go kick a puppy or burn down an orphanage now.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:29 am
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Phaedra
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bagsbee wrote:
strife777 wrote:
Free drink to whomever makes the first Vulva Puppet and brings it to ARGFest

Dude. Vulva puppets are cool and the whole nine, but can we not make them an actual theme at ARGFest? Please?

Oh, and Addie, thanks for the vulvatar. I'm gonna go kick a puppy or burn down an orphanage now.


Spoilsport. Sad
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Ehsan
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Phaedra wrote:

For the love of all that's holy, can we resume talking about vulva puppets? Rolling Eyes



Hey hey!! There's a Summer Sale!!! Please please please get me the Securita!! I promise to store all my money in there!

Hey wait! Who needs a discount if you can take your pick from DOZENS OF UNIQUE WONDROUS VULVA PUPPETS MADE WITH VINTAGE VERSACE VELVET. LIKE TOTALLY OMG FRIGGIN AWWWSUM OMG TOTALYY! THIS IS TEH R0XoRZ.

And I soooo want to be an Alumni of Vulva U !!! (whatever that means..)

umm.. enjoy.. i guess





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ScarpeGrosse
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I... I... I am without words.

But! I am in the process of quilting myself a giant vulva pillow! I think it will make a FABULOUS addition to my living room decor. I can see it now...

"Here, have a seat on my couch. Oh that? That's just my vulva. I made it myself! It's very comfortable. Try it out!"
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ScarpeGrosse wrote:
But! I am in the process of quilting myself a giant vulva pillow! I think it will make a FABULOUS addition to my living room decor. I can see it now...


OOOO! Do you think you could make me a vulva purse? I could store my wallet and keys in my vulva!
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skilletaudio
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 		Can I have a quilted scrotum coin purse?

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missphinx
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 		I would mention that there is a recipe for so-called "Vampire Vagina Cookies" somewhere on the internet, but since I'm just not that kind of person, I, uh, won't.

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skilletaudio
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 		And if you dont mention it, I wont be horrified at not finding the links.

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zeldafan8626
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 		Just to clarify something for this guy,

theflamingheart wrote:
http://www.sydney.visitorsbureau.com.au/page2-03i.html


Yeh, either launch it better, or we aren't gonna do anything about you... unless you send us each a vulva pillow

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and back on topic, Conan O'Brian had a lady with a big vulva pillow on his show about a year ago, She made him feel around -_-
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Fi
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 		Unfortunately for missphinx, I /am/ that kind of person Wink

http://www.porn-bread.com/vampire-vagina.htm

Shocked

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Dorkmaster
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 		Well then... I really think we should change the subject of this thread to say something along the lines of:

"SEE!?!?! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A DOLT!?!? UGH!"

and then yeah.

I would try to make comedy, but I'll admit that I find nothing "pretty" about genetalia, male or female, and that I have no desire to own a puppet. (Although this thread makes me giggle, for which it's been a while...)

So I guess I'm kinda subversive that way. (Yay! I'm a minority! W00t!)

Um, yeah. I'm still kinda creeped out by that news story Varin linked to back earlier in the thread about the "trap". (shivers)

Oh, and Phaedra, congratulations... you've given yourself a replacement additional quote on my sig... Laughing
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Phaedra
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Dorkmaster wrote:
Oh, and Phaedra, congratulations... you've given yourself a replacement additional quote on my sig... Laughing


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 		Re: the flaming heart
theflamingheart wrote:
the flaming heart ... free ...


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Wishi-san
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 		http://www.porn-bread.com/vagina.htm

This looked tasty until I got to the bottom and it said "Drizzle with sticky white goo".
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