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[joebrent]

I can't make it for the draft -- can I pre-rank my players, and then authorize one of you to make my picks for me? Sorry, last minute thing, I know.

[LouMac]

You pre-rank your players, and the computer will make your picks based on your rankings and your needs (like, filling your roster positions, etc.)

Sorry you can't make it, Joe. Then again, it doesn't matter...I'm winning the whole thing anyway.

[joebrent]

Cool, will do.

And because I won't be there, I'll obviously have to pre-empitvely trash talk you all here and now:

I will wrap you all in a cocoon of horror and stuff you full of misery like the piddling, meager cocktail weenies of lameness that you are! Before the sun sets on this football season, you will all bow to me, and call me master! And other things!

Chew on that, suckas.