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[HUMOR] You know you are living in the 21st Century....
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konamouse
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 		[HUMOR] You know you are living in the 21st Century....
You know you're living in 2005 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
    6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
    15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. Smile
    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing
    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends - you know you want to!

And go on, add to the list. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:38 pm
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KeeperofBees
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 		Heh heh. Cute list. For those of us still in school:

21. You take notes with your cell phone.
22. You got your first detention for playing with a Game Boy Micro in class.
23. You turn your science teacher's TV off using a small, novelty item.
24. You get your second detention doing #24.
25. You realize there is no spoon.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:54 pm
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shylilembrace
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KeeperofBees wrote:
Heh heh. Cute list. For those of us still in school:

21. You take notes with your cell phone.
22. You got your first detention for playing with a Game Boy Micro in class.
23. You turn your science teacher's TV off using a small, novelty item.
24. You get your second detention doing #23.
25. You realize there is no spoon.


Though it might be neat to be stuck in an infinite loop you mean 23 Razz

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:55 pm
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 		25b. You see a Toyota Matrix on your way to work, notice that its license plate says NO SPOON, and laugh like a hyena on a crowded street.
Embarassed okay, *i* thought it was funny...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:44 pm
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Joined: 12 Sep 2005
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 		26. A saucer is a thing that flies around in the sky, not something to put your teacup on.
27. You hear children asking the minister, "Why did God name his son after a swear word?"
28. All of the 'cool' cartoons are anime.
29. When people ask if you want to play cards, you automatically whip out Yu-Gi-Oh.
30. You call a repeating 'boom' noise music.

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