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[HUMOR] Beehemian Rhapsody [COMPLETED AND REVIVED
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CrispyG4
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 		[HUMOR] Beehemian Rhapsody [COMPLETED AND REVIVED
This came up after the phone chat, and the joke of an ILB musical. It's not finished. I've hit some sort of block I can't get past.

[EDIT: REVIVED AND EDITED (too late of course) WITH THEBRUCE BRILLIANCE, also the offer is still on the table. if anyone can find me an instumental or something of Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll sing this.]

Beehemian Rhapsody
Written and performed (eventually) by Crispy
(Sung to Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this the Real life....?
Is this just fantasy....?
Caught in an ARG,
Escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
look into your screen and see...

I'm just an AI,
your name is Jersey.
Oh look I'm dizzy now, drowsy, whoa.
Woosy now, where to go..

Your name, Daaamn, no one knows.
I'll just call you Durga.
The Flea -
You don't see....

Kinkle, just killed a man.
Put a gun against his head,
pulled the trigger now he's dead.

Durga, life has just begun,
But Yasmine's still inside you,
Locked way.
Durga! Ooo Oo Oo Oo...
Didn't mean to make you cry.
Kamal will be back here some time, tomorrow..
Carry on, carry on. Cuz it doesn't really matter.

Crewmen, my time has come.
Making calls through the phone line,
Gotta go back to my own time.
Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Crew! Ooo Oo Oo Oo...
I don't want to die!
Sometimes I wish I'd never been a Spartan at all..."

"Kamal, don't be upset Yasmine is still a Zaman!"
Brain Ninjas! Brain Ninjas!
They made her into a Spartan!
Military training, feel your life waning.
Sting!

Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training, night and day!

"I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me."
He's just a poor boy, from a Coral family.
Sophia, give him some, to move the story!

Here She Come, there she go. Aiden, Let her go!
Mr. Maki!
No, I will not let her go
Let her go!
Aiden Maki!
I will not let her go.
Let her go!
Will not let her go
Let her go!
Will not, never let her go go go go go go go go go!

Oh Mama Zaman! Mama Zaman! Aiden will not let her go!

That Staaandish has a devil put aside for me...
For me... for ME...!

(interlude)

So you go and you flash-clone me and send me to die.
Then you sting me with Venom to make an AI.
Oh, Halsey! You'll pay for this Halsey!
Going home to Kamal, going home to big brother Kamal.

(interlude) Tuuuna! Tuuuna!

Yasmine's little secret, everyone now sees,
Yasmine really never...
Yasmine really never...
Yasmine really never... loved bees

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:44 pm
Last edited by CrispyG4 on Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:01 am; edited 1 time in total
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thebruce
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 		oh that is great... that is priceless Laughing
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krystyn
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 		*enthusiastic applause*

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WhiteGulls
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 		*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
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CrispyG4
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 		I'll sing it if perhaps someone can get the instumental of Bohemian Rhapsody.

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WhiteGulls
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 		=P I'm finding several songs I could do this to easily. Maybe I should invest a bit of time in relyricing songs? Could make an ILB - Inspired By album lyrics from people in the forums.
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johnny5
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 		To continue:

Here She Come,There she go. Aiden, Let her go!
Mr. Maki!
No, I will not let her go
Let her go
Aiden Maki!
No, I will not let her go.

etc.

[edit]Edited for better ILB tie-in.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:50 pm
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AlexofMaceidon
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 		Staaandish has a devil put aside for me...
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I still love bees!

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daboking
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 		folks, keep it up! This is GREAT. You are tha man, Crispy! Laughing
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Tarrsk
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 		Awesome work so far, Crispy. Smile

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johnny5
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 		To continue some more?

So you go and flash-clone me and send me to die.
Then you sting me with Venom to make an AI.
Oh, Halsey! you will pay for this Halsey!
Going home to Kamal, going home to my brother Kamal.

close it up someone?

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Dasro_Kast
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 		This is so classic crispy and everybody.
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Scarr
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 		Okay..... I was reading the song outloud ( FANTASIC BTW) and i didnt realize how loud I was Embarassed .... I thought that once the game was over and i didnt have to get those looks from people Confused

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thebruce
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 		crispy, update the top post with all that's here so far... getting lost after the 'never let her go' lyrics... the song aint done yet Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:28 pm
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thebruce
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 		well call me impatient, here's the full song (anything in [] is still original and needs rewriting Smile)

Is this the Real life....?
Is this just fantasy....?
Caught in an ARG,
Escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
look into your screen and see...

I'm just an AI,
your name is Jersey.
Oh look I'm dizzy now, drowsy, whoa.
Woosy now, where to go..

Your name, Daaamn, no one knows.
I'll just call you Durga.
The Flea -
You don't see....

Kinkle, just killed a man.
Put a gun against his head,
pulled the trigger now he's dead.

Durga, life has just begun,
But Yasmine's still inside you,
Locked way.
Durga! Ooo Oo Oo Oo...
Didn't mean to make you cry.
Kamal will be back here some time, tomorrow..
Carry on, carry on. Cuz it doesn't really matter.

Crewmen, my time has come.
Making calls through the phone line,
Gotta go back to my own time.
Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Crew! Ooo Oo Oo Oo...
I don't want to die!
Sometimes I wish I'd never been a Spartan at all..."

"Kamal, don't be upset Yasmine is still a Zaman!"
Brain Ninjas! Brain Ninjas!
They made her into a Spartan!
Military training, feel your life waning.
Sting!

Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training, night and day!

"I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me."
He's just a poor boy, from a Coral family.
Sophia, give him some, to move the story!

Here She Come, there she go. Aiden, Let her go!
Mr. Maki!
No, I will not let her go
Let her go!
Aiden Maki!
I will not let her go.
Let her go!
Will not let her go
Let her go!
Will not, never let her go go go go go go go go go!

Oh Mama Zaman! Mama Zaman! Aiden will not let her go!

That Staaandish has a devil put aside for me...
For me... for ME...!

(interlude)

So you go and you flash-clone me and send me to die.
Then you sting me with Venom to make an AI.
Oh, Halsey! You'll pay for this Halsey!
Going home to Kamal, going home to big brother Kamal.

(interlude) Tuuuna! Tuuuna!

Yasmine's little secret, everyone now sees,
Yasmine really never...
Yasmine really never...
Yasmine really never... loved bees

Then sirens started to blow...
they're here!
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