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[POKER] IGN game (08-Nov-05)
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 		[POKER] IGN game (08-Nov-05)
Okay. Here are the comments of only those people at the table. Trust me, this is already more than you really need.

Quote:
thedealer: Good evening, friends!
thedealer: Welcome to the IGN/Neversoft Smackdown.
Hot_Pie: What up!
Hot_Pie: Where my money at?
Hot_Pie: Give it!
thedealer: We'll get started in a moment. Playing this evening will be Ivan "HotPie" Sulic representing IGN
Hot_Pie: I am the pretty one!
Hot_Pie: Pretty and muscular!
thedealer: Tom "Hesstruck" Hess representing Neversoft.
Hot_Pie: And hairy.... So very hairy.
Hot_Pie: It's a sickness from the family.
thedealer: Since we're in 1876, we have a few distinguished players to hand.
NeversoftHess: Let's do this!
NeversoftHess: Leroy Jenkins!
thedealer: The most feared man-killer of the Plains, James Butler Hickok.
Hot_Pie: Why is there an armed man behind me?
jamesbutlerhickok: You all can call m Wild Bill.
Hot_Pie: I feel like I'm at home...
thedealer: Representing the Cavalry and the Union, Sergeant Hollister.
Hot_Pie: Just say, "Representing the loser: everyone else."
sergeanthollister: Evenin'
thedealer: Legendary outdoorsman, scout, guide, and mountain man, Ned White
Hot_Pie: It'll save us time.
Hot_Pie: Time I could be spending on my gold yacht.
thedealer: You surely have enough wind for those platinum sails.
Hot_Pie: It does too float!
Hot_Pie: There are submarines under it!
jamesbutlerhickok: Is that a steam yacht, Mr. Sulic?
Hot_Pie: Nuclear steam, baby
thedealer: Gentlemen, begin
Hot_Pie: HOOOTTTT PIIIEEEE!
Hot_Pie: IGNSUCKSSPLATign.com is my email too!
Hot_Pie: I have QUADS!
thedealer: Ned, have any special secrets up your pockiets tonight?
nedwhite: heh, always, my friend, always
Hot_Pie: Hotttttt Piiieeeeee!
Hot_Pie: Folds
nedwhite: i just finished buryin' one, as a matter of fact
thedealer: I like a man who can fold like a dry cleaner
Hot_Pie: Sure, I'll fold your clothes for you!
NeversoftHess: Hit me!
Hot_Pie: With YOU IN THEM
jamesbutlerhickok: That was a mite easy. What's this about, Ned?
nedwhite: it's all about providing for your kin
nedwhite: or whoever your friends are at the table
sergeanthollister: Less talkin', more drinkin'
jamesbutlerhickok: Your boy, Ned? He's looking pretty good.
Hot_Pie: Less drinkin' more dyin'
Hot_Pie: Get on it! Your Hot Pie Commands you
nedwhite: i'd just concentrate on the cards, sergeant, if ya know what's good fer ya
Hot_Pie: I would have shot people BEFORE I sat down, actually
Hot_Pie: I am the IGN
NeversoftHess: I'm the neversoft
nedwhite: bill, i'm thinking you could use this information
Hot_Pie: I carry a wagon in my suit
Hot_Pie: interdimensional
nedwhite: don't forget what i'm about to tell ya...
Hot_Pie: Made in Kentucky
jamesbutlerhickok: I do have a family to support, Ned.
nedwhite: you know the mine out under the large mesa in the Badlands?
jamesbutlerhickok: I think I do...
Hot_Pie: I folded quads again!
Hot_Pie: What luck!
nedwhite: well, you'll want to get yourself a barrel of dynamite
NeversoftHess: ALL IN
jamesbutlerhickok: A barrel of dynamite, this sounds like a Wild West Show.
nedwhite: then take it back to the dilapidated house near there...
jamesbutlerhickok: I'm liking that.
nedwhite: you'll know the one
jamesbutlerhickok: I know that house.
Hot_Pie: Can we talk about our hands? Yes? Great! I have a seven high.
nedwhite: yeah, you 'n dynamite should be well aquainted
nedwhite: anyway, set the barrel down right up against the outside of the chimney
jamesbutlerhickok: Against the chimney, got it.
nedwhite: right up against the chimney, now
nedwhite: stand back, and take a shot or two at it
nedwhite: the tnt, that is
Hot_Pie: Rambling Ned, we call him.
jamesbutlerhickok: Light that barrel you're sayin'.
Hot_Pie: I'm going to light this table...onfire
nedwhite: well, it's easier to just take aim at it
nedwhite: if'n of course you have good aim
jamesbutlerhickok: (chuckling)
nedwhite: but don't be too close
jamesbutlerhickok: I'd think not.
nedwhite: that'll open up my little secret
Hot_Pie: Give me a tell.
Hot_Pie: Now!
jamesbutlerhickok: And what do I get, besides some hellacious fireworks?
Hot_Pie: Too late, I acted
nedwhite: i'll take you out there in a couple days and show you, myself
nedwhite: perhaps
Hot_Pie: I'll shout the email address
NeversoftHess: ned white is using a poker bot!
Hot_Pie: Sometime before I win and after I destroy someone
jamesbutlerhickok: What's to stop me from going out there myself?
nedwhite: nothin' other than you're a trusted friend, friend
Hot_Pie: I call the hell out of 8 dollars!
NeversoftHess: can I get some cards over here?
Hot_Pie: Bet eight....
Hot_Pie: totally call
thedealer: there can be a lot of hell in 8 dollars, Ivan
jamesbutlerhickok: Yes, I suppose you're right. And I honor your responsibilities to Colton.
nedwhite: colton's a talented boy
NeversoftHess: I see a card up wild bills sleave!!!
NeversoftHess: Shoot him!
Hot_Pie: Is it an Uno card?
nedwhite: but enough talk outta me
Hot_Pie: I like that game. It's fun.
Hot_Pie: One more corpse back in his grave!
Hot_Pie: Hot Pie to finish the other zombies off soon enough
thedealer: See you, sergeant
nedwhite: what happened, sarge?
thedealer: Taps before reveille, I'm afraid.
sergeanthollister: Damn lawmen
Hot_Pie: Hell yes.
jamesbutlerhickok: A gallant charge.
Hot_Pie: Pair of threes is stronger than mighty Zeus
thedealer: Sergeant, there's a lady at the bar needs company
nedwhite: hehehe
jamesbutlerhickok: Mr Brown. I think that is less than sporting of you.
thedealer: Calamity needs love too.
Hot_Pie: Not too long.
Hot_Pie: Email will be sent out soon enough
Hot_Pie: This will not last 2 hours
nedwhite: i think i'll stick to the table, thank you. my chances are better here
jamesbutlerhickok: I don't know that the Sergeant's hide is thick enough for that task.
Hot_Pie: It will last X hours, where X isa number determined by the speed at which two marmots furiously eat.
Hot_Pie: I refuse to pay the big blind.
NeversoftHess: me too
thedealer: I honor your principles sir
Hot_Pie: You, Hicock...Peasant. You pay it for me!
jamesbutlerhickok: A stand of principle. sir?
jamesbutlerhickok: You will notice, I brought a gun to the table.
Hot_Pie: I ain't big risking nothing with a 4 high
Hot_Pie: And you will notice my Indian man behind me, sir.
jamesbutlerhickok: That's a lot of hearts on the table.
Hot_Pie: Hot Pie always wins.
Hot_Pie: God commanded it so!
Hot_Pie: I'm a baker.
Hot_Pie: I bake.
Hot_Pie: Pies.
Hot_Pie: Your raise means nothing.
Hot_Pie: You need money to be scary.
thedealer: I agree. But your money will
Hot_Pie: There's a bird in my eye! I must fold!
NeversoftHess: Hot_pie teamkilled me for the chopper!
thedealer: A bird in the eye or a chicken in the heart,friend?
jamesbutlerhickok: Ned, I need to write down those instructions you gave me.
jamesbutlerhickok: Can you come again?
NeversoftHess: YES!!!
nedwhite: right now?
NeversoftHess: I RULE!
nedwhite: ok
jamesbutlerhickok: I just need to write a note or two.
nedwhite: get some dynamite from the mine under the large mesa in the Badlands
nedwhite: take it to the old house ruins near there
jamesbutlerhickok: Yes, I know the house.
Hot_Pie: Indeed
nedwhite: put the barrel of tnt up against the outside of the chimney
Hot_Pie: Mark this day, I HAVE LEAKED!
jamesbutlerhickok: Yes...
nedwhite: stand back, and shoot the barrel
nedwhite: it should explode real nice like
jamesbutlerhickok: And the house is no more...and what earthly good does this do me other than a spectacular show?
nedwhite: a hole will open up, revealing all the goods you could ever need
NeversoftHess: Bon Jovi Rules!
jamesbutlerhickok: What kind of goods?
nedwhite: armaments and such
thedealer: Things to bring people here, Ned?
Hot_Pie: I can't beleive I folded my 4-10-7
nedwhite: things that will surely come in handy
Hot_Pie: I get three cards.
jamesbutlerhickok: Ah, that could be useful. Thank you sir.
Hot_Pie: I'm HOt Pie.
NeversoftHess: no I'm Hot_Pie
NeversoftHess: I am Spartacus!
nedwhite: if you'd like, we could head on out there tomorrow so's i can show you
jamesbutlerhickok: I'm afraid tomorrow that Captain Massie and I have an appointment for a poker game.
Hot_Pie: Don't make me call my Indian on you.
nedwhite: ah, maybe later in the week then, my friend
jamesbutlerhickok: That will be fine.
NeversoftHess: yee haw!
NeversoftHess: go hess! It's your birfday
Hot_Pie: I thought me cheats we're enabled? What's up with the 2-4?
Hot_Pie: were, of course
NeversoftHess: All in
Hot_Pie: Okay
Hot_Pie: Call!
nedwhite: i may dress like a crazy man, but that doesn't mean i am a crazy man
NeversoftHess: call
Hot_Pie: Nice
thedealer: That's a man with a gun
Hot_Pie: They call this the Dance...of Dragons!
Hot_Pie: And I fold
Hot_Pie: Third just means when I double up, no one sees it coming
Hot_Pie: I'm like a truck...some kind of stealth truck!
NeversoftHess: hell yeah
thedealer: Thank you, friends! May the best man win.
Hot_Pie: Now that you have money, you must call!@
NeversoftHess: and I folded pocket A's!!!
Hot_Pie: I am going to bet @ the pot!
Hot_Pie: I like shopping @ Safeway!
Hot_Pie: Coming any hour now, knowing IGN and IVan!
Hot_Pie: Aces are a little girl's hand!
Hot_Pie: Like Kings.
Hot_Pie: Real men play Fives and Twos. Watch!
NeversoftHess: 2 and 7's
Hot_Pie: Damn! Foiled again!
NeversoftHess: there is my 2
Hot_Pie: Ha! Told you!
Hot_Pie: Bet!
thedealer: That was the play of the night, Ivan
Hot_Pie: Indeed!
Hot_Pie: Two pair = good fold by me.
Hot_Pie: Hey... What's that email anyway?
Hot_Pie: It's...
Hot_Pie: s2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun!
Hot_Pie: ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
Hot_Pie: ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
Hot_Pie: ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
Hot_Pie: ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
Hot_Pie: ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
Hot_Pie: ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
Hot_Pie: Wait, I lied!
Hot_Pie: ahaha!
Hot_Pie: Just kidding
Hot_Pie: It's the real one.
Hot_Pie: You'll probably find out ifyou won tomorrow.
Hot_Pie: ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
NeversoftHess: here we go
jamesbutlerhickok: Gallant play, sir.
nedwhite: yep
jamesbutlerhickok: THat was an easy hundred
Hot_Pie: ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
Hot_Pie: Alright you bastards! HERE WE GO!
Hot_Pie: Yes.
Hot_Pie: Indian won't have to kill you all after all.
Hot_Pie: Always bet on Hot Pie.
Hot_Pie: Or Wesley Snipes. If available.
Hot_Pie: Just because the address is PS2, you can still win any of them!
Hot_Pie: Jerks!
jamesbutlerhickok: Some animosity Mr. Sulic?
Hot_Pie: Some? Of course not... Lots
Hot_Pie: Winners will be announced tomorrow
Hot_Pie: Via carrier pigeon to your face.
Hot_Pie: It wasn't my fault!
Hot_Pie: I typed too fast
nedwhite: until thursday, my friend
Hot_Pie: This old west COM-POO-TAR doesn't crank like it should.
Hot_Pie: Heads-up!
Hot_Pie: No, just ps2_mailSPLATign.com?subject=Give Me Gun
Hot_Pie: All systems...but only Japanese ones
Hot_Pie: Soap opera?
Hot_Pie: You mean Passions?
Hot_Pie: I love that show, just like I love icicles to my eyes!
Hot_Pie: I have a six high
Hot_Pie: Boo-yah!
thedealer: You have to think it's the mustache that makes the difference
Hot_Pie: Of course
Hot_Pie: If only I could gloat LOUDER!
Hot_Pie: Cele-brate good times, COME ON!
Hot_Pie: Table kicks you off after a win!
Hot_Pie: Win, I said.
Hot_Pie: It's such a familiar word to me, but no less sweet,
Hot_Pie: Tomorrow.
Hot_Pie: Winners will be notified tomorrow
Hot_Pie: Thank you all.
Hot_Pie: And...
Hot_Pie: Good night!
Hot_Pie: Laters.

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 		Re: [POKER] IGN game (08-Nov-05)
And now, for those of you who don't trust me -- and are certifiably insane -- feel free to slog through the whole damn thing:

Quote:
Dealer: To start playing, you should sit down.
syn-mike: how does the action feel in path of neo??
Zzanger: anyone who's name doesnt start with Z is not eligible to win a copy of gun
Outlaw24: Everyone can leave. I'll email you with the email address...
kenshinmac: How many people are here?
jafranci: the board says 145 players active
roinoir: wow.. those chairs are for FREE
TravMeatwad: thanks outlaw
OzCatter: Anynoe who's screen name doesnt havea Z in it
destruction: so RageX, you like sucking cock or something?
OzCatter: OZCATTER
TravMeatwad: :p
roinoir: i need chairs
SpRiNkL3z: I wanna play
Incitatus: blarg
hansamurai: is RageX kitokid?
VofEscaflowne: any idea on how long this game will last?
destruction: he's a fucking gay
RageX: today whales are really well adapted to the water
roinoir: 2 hours
RageX: hey can hold their breath for a very long time
Zzanger: 2 hours?!?!
destruction: he all ined every game
VofEscaflowne: and i bet they only reveal the email at the end...
OzCatter: There is a total of 140 players online, including every other room
TravMeatwad: how long before they announce the email? at any time
Zzanger: i have to eat dinner
FsE_Libra: how many people are playing?
Zorplex: 1337SPLATign.com
Outlaw24: Whales cane hold their breath for 2 hours? Wow...the more you learn, eh?
jafranci: what time is it by everyone?
OzCatter: There is less than 30 of us in here
GrayWolf323: I think there is more than one email
bgribin: 6:54
roinoir: around 7:20 PMT
destruction: www.myspace.com/austinyoufuck
WheelChairDude: 9:00
roinoir: 13:00
jafranci: 10pm here
TravMeatwad: It's 9:54 here
Dougthead: One E-mail, first 20 to respond
TravMeatwad: brb
VofEscaflowne: we just have to make sure that the email given out is given by the right people
FsE_Libra: www.purepwnage.com
OzCatter: 8:54
catherwood: oh it's the MATURE crowd tonight, i see
RageX: shut the hell up
VofEscaflowne: and not some random guy
OzCatter: 55
kaycen: Yeah, really mature.
Zzanger: Anyone else wish cancer on Jack Thompson?
FsE_Libra: mature my ass
dbarnett: except for me
OzCatter: Cancer is too sweet for him
WheelChairDude: i don't
RageX: I wish cancer on you all
theSOCK: I wish rectum cancer on that bastard.
syn-mike: ok someone here has Matrix: Path of Neo, what is your review for it?
OzCatter: He might sue it
destruction: cancer cures smoking
bgribin: So are the only prizes Insider and GUN?
SpRiNkL3z: I'm female...I should get to play
WheelChairDude: cancer sucks ass
Hellion: Hey Doug, I guess you're a big Guy Ritchie fan, huh?
OzCatter: Matrix
OzCatter: I give it a 7
Dougthead: Insider OR Gun
scubasteve78: hows it going
OzCatter: Too many tutorial missions
GrayWolf323: hope Suikoden Tactics is out tomorrow
Zzanger: Gun, Insider is stpuid doug
roinoir: imsider and gun no?
Zzanger: stupid*
Zorplex: GUNSPLATign.com
syn-mike: ok so say that you take the tutorials out how good is the game?
OzCatter: 4 minutes
jafranci: arent we supposed to be startin soon or what
drizzt21: Zorplex can lick my balls
Dougthead: You get to choose Insider OR Gun if you win
olanmills: 5 minutes still
WheelChairDude: yep
jafranci: hmm
Incitatus: he can too
Zorplex: OMFGBBQGUNSPLATign.com
GrayWolf323: zorplex stop with the fake emails Neutral
hansamurai: why would nayone choose insider?
olanmills: are they going to let everyon talk during this?
Thunderclap8: hi zorplex Smile
hansamurai: you could return Gun to walkmart for 50 bucks if you didn't want it
Hellion: yes.
FsE_Libra: hopefully not
Stiler: I hope not.
OzCatter: Most likely not
Dougthead: Hopefully they disbale chat when the game starts
CoffeeJedi: Hi Thunderclap!
GrayWolf323: yea
destruction: www.katies-world.com
TravMeatwad: they should
roinoir: i hope they boot talkers during the game
kenshinmac: This is nuts
FsE_Libra: you dumbshits annoy the fuck out of me
VofEscaflowne: i hope not
SpRiNkL3z: Thunder!
Dougthead: disable*
Thunderclap8: sprink!
Hellion: FsE: look who's talking.
Zorplex: Beekeepers! Hoooooooooooo!
OzCatter: I preordered Gun but cancelled it yesterday, not going to have $50 by, um, today
CoffeeJedi: Thunder!
Outlaw24: Katies-world is a cool site. They have mature discussions about politics.
kenshinmac: I am slowing down just with the chat going on...
Thunderclap8: woooooooo!
DeathDefi: wooooooooooooo!
Incitatus: stop hating guys
Zzanger: stop using 1 word just to spam you fucks
Thunderclap8: coffee!
quepasakoolj18: i love you all
Incitatus: spread the love
roinoir: lol
DeathDefi: BEEKEEPERS UNITE@
Zorplex: Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats!
syn-mike: everyone should just sit in a chair and start playing right now until the real tournament starts
OzCatter: Beem[p
CoffeeJedi: Actually, Autumn - but whatever
Zzanger: say something that others might respond to!
kenshinmac: HotCoffeee...
Zorplex: HOoooooooooo
Hellion: whee Beekeepers.
Thunderclap8: autumn!
Dougthead: The more you complain the worse the idiots will get
missphinx: you people are way too frisky Smile
Hellion: hey CoffeeJedi.
jafranci: Who is going to buy this game if they dont win?
OzCatter: Beekeepers, a word I heard for the first time in a year a couple of weekends ago
roinoir: Me
tbridge: I'm hopeful we can shut out the idjets.
RageX: damn all you people
GrayWolf323: I might for 360
Incitatus: i am
Zzanger: I'm gonna rent it
FsE_Libra: not me
Hellion: so Doug- you like Snatch?
kenshinmac: Who is here...?
yanka: /me sets mode: +m
canedaddyIGN: I'm buying it.
Zzanger: Because i can guarantee its not worth 50
WheelChairDude: rent it
roinoir: it looks like a great game regardless if i win or not
Outlaw24: I'm here.
Dougthead: Yes Hellion
OzCatter: Those who are actually following this game, I went to the KC cemetery event
destruction: Snatch is an amazing movie
Thunderclap8: yanka i wish
GrayWolf323: hey kenshin (this is Mew)
Incitatus: with your powers combined, I am Captian Beekeeper!
Thunderclap8: hi oz!
kenshinmac: yo...
Wiser: cool, I went to the SF event
roinoir: How was it?
SpaceBass: ozcatter: send me a chip
Hellion: great movie. Guy Ritchie's a favorite of mine.
Outlaw24: I like snatch.
Shadow: I'm not here
VofEscaflowne: is Gun online?
Outlaw24: Movie?
CoffeeJedi: I have extra DC chips
roinoir: No
GrayWolf323: nope
TravMeatwad: no
Wiser: no
kenshinmac: Anyone have any idea how this is gonna work?
syn-mike: the 360 version of GUN is just slightly more polished graphics
OzCatter: Bass, you on UF?
RageX: I got it WINGUNSPLATign.com
Urthstripe: Takin back the chat. One legible sentence at a time.
WheelChairDude: no
Hellion: make sure to see Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, if you haven't already.
SpaceBass: you misspelt "own"
Dougthead: 360 is a waste of Money
kenshinmac: I mean I am losing so much speed just with the amount of chat going on
kaycen: Lock stock and snatch both ruled.
VofEscaflowne: yes you say?
roinoir: It is more polished than the other consoles, but on par with the PC version
RageX: you're a waste of money
destruction: gunissweetSPLATign.com
Wiser: yay for DSL
TravMeatwad: You fail Doug
DeathDefi: *puts on IGN spokesman sock puppet* Good evening and welcome to the tourney. ILOVEGUNSPLATIGN.com
Zorplex: Your Mom is a waste of money!
Zzanger: If you don't have a fast internet connection, 360 may be a waste of money for most
Dougthead: Hi
theSOCK: Format :C
RageX: ILOVECUMSPLATign.com
Zorplex: :p
kenshinmac: This is nuts
OzCatter: iloveknees
kenshinmac: How will we know who the editors are?
Dougthead: Please disbale CHAT
destruction: fuckgunSPLATign.com
roinoir: Most 360 games will probably come out ont he PC anyways....
jafranci: prolly like IGNwhoever
TravMeatwad: Wow, how old are you people to be saying "your mom" still?
RageX: look at the table dumbshit
GrayWolf323: they will probably use their names
Thunderclap8: they'll sit down at the table
Dougthead: disable*
SpaceBass: oxcatter: i'll trade you for an SF chip
OzCatter: They'll be sitting in the tables
Hellion: tey'll be playing poker kenshin.
destruction: ilikereddeadrevolverSPLATign.com
FsE_Libra: gunblowsSPLATign.com
OzCatter: Which one is the SF chip?
Wiser: ken, because they will be the only ones at the table
SpaceBass: the lcp logo
kenshinmac: OMG...
GrayWolf323: sooner chat is disabled the better
Zorplex: ilovelamp.com
RageX: FUCK ICP
Hellion: popups will show up over their heads when they talk.
OzCatter: Ah yes, I do need that one
SpaceBass: the original one i mean
destruction: ICP SUCKS SHIT
FsE_Libra: sooner your mom sucks me the better
OzCatter: I already got the DC ones
olanmills: why are you people here if you think gun sucks? (even though none of you have played it)
kenshinmac: This will be cool when stuff finally starts
syn-mike: this is going to be insane if the chat doesn't get disabled
Zzanger: I can't keep up with this chat anymore
destruction: fuck you if you're a jugalo
scubasteve78: gun is gonna be sweet
OzCatter: It's 9:00 CST
FsE_Libra: icp fucking blows
thedealer has joined the table
TravMeatwad: watch them reveal the email and no one will know because they're talking too much
WheelChairDude: yep
GrayWolf323: there we go
DeathDefi: woot
RageX: hell yeah
Outlaw24: Hey a dude!
hansamurai: woah!
kenshinmac: Hey look a person
Zzanger: Uhoh
SpaceBass: hey lucky
drizzt21: i'm a jugalo with your mom
dbarnett: welcome back lucky
stankit: ph baby
tbridge: Evenin' Lucky
OzCatter: OMG!
Zorplex: T3H DEALERZORTZ!
ZaZen: aye lucky
darkore: 2 minutes
Thunderclap8: hi lucky!
OzCatter: LEET!
FsE_Libra: who the jew is that
kenshinmac: Who is "theDealer"?
Stiler: sweet
thedealer: Good evening, friends!
Jason_13th: sweet
OzCatter: w00t!
hansamurai: lolol
missphinx: /me gets the players some drinks
Dougthead: Now if everyone would shut up
Outlaw24: Hi
stankit: oh my
Zzanger: Disable chat Thedealer
CoffeeJedi: lucky!
DeathDefi: Hello
kaycen: Evenin'
GrayWolf323: hello mr. dealer :p
Hellion: Hey Lucky!
Outlaw24: Shhh...
Retro444: am i in time?
destruction: GOOD EVEN EVENING
hmrpita: good evening
Urthstripe: Heya lucky
Wiser: hi thedealer!
scubasteve78: howdy lol
Incitatus: good evening lucky
Zorplex: Konichiwa
OzCatter: Good evening
Rowan: hey lucky!
theSOCK: He bald. lol
FsE_Libra: /kickban thedealer
soul: disable chat please
jafranci: hi hi ih
GrayWolf323: its konbanwa actually
kenshinmac: howdy howdy howdy
DeviantBoi: Is it over?
Zorplex: Lucky
thedealer: Welcome to the IGN/Neversoft Smackdown.
tomyd24: he is dead
Outlaw24: It's like a little play. Wee.
Dougthead: PLEASE DISABLE CHAT
Wiser: FsE, thedealer is the owner of the site
TravMeatwad: yaya
stankit: take yo pants off
Zorplex: Stop sending me emails!!!!\
Zzanger: Disable chat for anyone that doesnt have a Z in their name
RageX: GO IGN!
Urthstripe: haha
OzCatter: Man, I played poker for this guy in a cemetery
theuntold: PLEASE
kenshinmac: I hate myself...
RageX: O NEVERSOFT!
Shadow: Evening, Lucky.
kenshinmac: Why am I doing this
jafranci: hi
theSOCK: If he's the dealer, who's the guy with the little badge? CONFUSED.
Dougthead: PLEASE DISABLE CHAT!
FsE_Libra: he is god
OzCatter: Nice wake you put on Lucky, the KC event was awesome and I love the chips
Wiser: *hands thedealer a pair of earplugs*
Retro444: lol if i dont get a copy i will just buy one, the game looks good
kenshinmac: Huh?
Hellion: Sock, thedealer runs LCP. It's his site.
Hot_Pie has joined the table
theSOCK: Ivan probably forgot about the entire thing.
hansamurai: OH!
TravMeatwad: whoo
kenshinmac: Oooh...
WheelChairDude: yayy
destruction: hot pie
OzCatter: Here we go
theSOCK: Taking a dump somewhere.
FsE_Libra: oh snap another one
missphinx: mmmm...pie
Hot_Pie: What up!
Zzanger: you must be rich, just rent the game
jafranci: Here we goo
RageX: mmmm
hmrpita: mmmm pie
mrmike501: you better rent it first
Hot_Pie: Where my money at?
destruction: more like pooh pie
scubasteve78: hows it going
Outlaw24: Hey Mr. Pie.
kenshinmac: Ivan...
OzCatter: Just hanging with the Luckster
RageX: pussy pie
Hot_Pie: Give it!
roinoir: oh, if i could afford a copy on my petty wages as a college student
Zorplex: man
destruction: pee pee pie
DeviantBoi: It's like warm apple pie!!
Wiser: ...
Zorplex: this chat is going to make things difficult : /
Zzanger: I don't give it to Hot_Pie
kenshinmac: you get wages as a college student
Wiser: ow, my head
Zorplex: Ahhh my face!
thedealer: We'll get started in a moment. Playing this evening will be Ivan "HotPie" Sulic representing IGN
Outlaw24: Just don't look at the chat window if it's distracting.
OzCatter: Claps?
Hellion: hey HotPie.
destruction: Ivan Sulic
Hot_Pie: I am the pretty one!
DeviantBoi: Ivan, you suck!
Shadow: :applauds:
OzCatter: ::Claps twice::
Zorplex: Woot! IGN Sucks
Dougthead: Will you please disable chat
destruction: know you're real name
FsE_Libra: gl hotpie
Zorplex: JK!
mrmike501: Pussy Is Everything PIE
DeviantBoi: Smile
kenshinmac: Whats the deal with the "HotPie
RageX: I'd ratha be drivin with Ivan
SpRiNkL3z: love the mustache
theSOCK: You have a pornstar mustache. Be quiet.
Zorplex: Free Stuff!
Hot_Pie: Pretty and muscular!
Ronin_Okami: lol
Deadly911: ya
scubasteve78: lol
thedealer: Tom "Hesstruck" Hess representing Neversoft.
hansamurai: so what's teh email address?
Hot_Pie: And hairy.... So very hairy.
kenshinmac: I don't know if I want to know when it is Ivan though
OzCatter: Nice handlebars
Zorplex: ........
Hot_Pie: It's a sickness from the family.
roinoir: hmmm... i dont know... looks a bit shisty to me...
Ronin_Okami: lol
Outlaw24: Where's the truck guy?
OzCatter: We got Rollie Fingers in the house
WheelChairDude: i guess
Zorplex: Hot_Pie, wtf?
destruction: finger fuck
hansamurai: Roflfingers
hanzolo: ?
Zorplex: Lollerskates?
Wiser: Zorplex, Hot_Pie is Ivan from IGN
theSOCK: I wish the people playing the game had different color names in the chat.
ariock: mmm. floorpie
guest16624: good luck boys
Ronin_Okami: oh the embarrassment i can feel it already...lol
Deadly911: cool
FFanatic: okay guys
theSOCK: You should work on that, dealer.
Zorplex: GUNSPLATIGN.com
NeversoftHess has joined the table
mrmike501: I THINK THE DEALERS CONSTIPATED
kenshinmac: Dude... Seriously gmail isn't even working lol
jafranci: here we go Smile
roinoir: Hot_Pie you have a gun pointed at your head
scubasteve78: how about that 360
Zzanger: Can either of you guys give us some info on how long this game will last?
RageX: Ivan. We need a GUN review
OzCatter: Secret of the Safe!
Outlaw24: oh, there's the truck guy
thedealer: Since we're in 1876, we have a few distinguished players to hand.
FFanatic: lets get this one the road
NeversoftHess: Let's do this!
Zorplex: man
destruction: let's rock this shit
kenshinmac: So any email right?
NeversoftHess: Leroy Jenkins!
OzCatter: We in Deadwood?
Ronin_Okami: Leeeroy Jenkinsss...lol
OzCatter: LEEROY JENKINS!
RageX: go ahead and shoot him
jamesbutlerhickok has joined the table
roinoir: DODGE
thedealer: The most feared man-killer of the Plains, James Butler Hickok.
roinoir: CITY
clove503: LEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOYYYYY JENIKNNNSSS
destruction: GUNSUCKSSPLATign.com
AbsentElements: did he just run in there?
FFanatic: wewt!
Zorplex: 'm impressed, theyre actually using propper grammar...
kaycen: Yes, if you talk you get shot with a revolver. shh.
Hot_Pie: Why is there an armed man behind me?
SpaceBass: wild bill!
jamesbutlerhickok: You all can call m Wild Bill.
Hot_Pie: I feel like I'm at home...
OzCatter: He'ss muggin ya
theSOCK: COON SKIN MAN
destruction: HE'S GOT A GUN
OzCatter: Wild Bill!
OzCatter: I love your show!
Brain_Raider: hey everyone
thedealer: Representing the Cavalry and the Union, Sergeant Hollister.
guest16624: go gun go
RageX: SHOOT HIM!
missphinx: And a shotgun aimed at your head, pie.
Ronin_Okami: another sad moment in gaming...lol
Shadow: Boooooooooooo!
DanteThePoet: Only four of em?
FsE_Libra: union sucks
Zzanger: Good lord people, just stop talking
FFanatic: Ivan better win!
Retro444: was that gunSPLATign.com thing fake?
RageX: SHOOT NOW
sergeanthollister has joined the table
Deadly911: lol
FsE_Libra: go confederacy
roinoir: Wild Bill has a GUN
jhotter32: Where do I register?
OzCatter: The Good
Hot_Pie: Just say, "Representing the loser: everyone else."
sergeanthollister: Evenin'
OzCatter: The Bad
Shawn4168: yes it was fake
Ronin_Okami: sucker..lol
SpRiNkL3z: *applause*
jafranci: hmm
thedealer: Legendary outdoorsman, scout, guide, and mountain man, Ned White
OzCatter: The Ugly
scubasteve78: howdy all
Hot_Pie: It'll save us time.
pontiac: haha
Hellion: Evenin' Hollister.
Zorplex: ROFL
OzCatter: I'm the Ugly
Zorplex: LMAO XD
Hot_Pie: Time I could be spending on my gold yacht.
VofEscaflowne: uh okh
kenshinmac: Howdy....
Shawn4168: solid gold yacht?
FsE_Libra: a gold yacht wouldn't float
pontiac: howdy all
mrmike501: thats cold pie
theSOCK: You're an outdoorsman...NAMED NED? BUWWWAHAAHAHAHA
Shadow: :applauds again:
OzCatter: I want a gold horse
hanzolo: So is this a free for all or what?
thedealer: You surely have enough wind for those platinum sails.
Zorplex: NSGUNSPLATign.com
destruction: would you say that GUN is better than red dead revolver?
WheelChairDude: i just wanna win
DeviantBoi: Hey, Ivan .... will Stacked be any good? Or are there no good poker games on the PS2?
Hot_Pie: It does too float!
DanteThePoet: I thought it was furry and pink?
roinoir: SOLID GOLD YAK
kaycen: Your gold yacht was won by me in a poker game, slly.
kenshinmac: So uh... How are we supposed to see anything with the speed the chat is going?
Hot_Pie: There are submarines under it!
jamesbutlerhickok: Is that a steam yacht, Mr. Sulic?
RageX: THIS BETTER BE TEXAS HOLD EM
destruction: RED DEAD REVOLVER
guest16624: no gal too clean some clocks
nedwhite has joined the table
pontiac: it could be a gold plated yacht...
FsE_Libra: fair enough Razz
Incitatus: no
Hot_Pie: Nuclear steam, baby
Starting a new hand #1481614
Zorplex: it is
thedealer: Gentlemen, begin
Zorplex: uh oh
FsE_Libra: dffdg
Dealer: NeversoftHess posts the small blind (7)
OzCatter: Nice
FFanatic: LOL IT STARTED!
mrmike501: THATS WHY HE GOT THAT GUN BEHIND YOU PIE
theSOCK: Has the steam yacht even been invented yet?
destruction: RED DEAD REVOLVER
Dealer: Hot_Pie posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
jafranci: lets go!
GrayWolf323: my damn comp crashed...
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
ariock: nice Safe
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (15)
OzCatter: Shoot em Bill
GrayWolf323: go Ivan
destruction: reddeadrevolverSPLATign.com
FFanatic: Mew323 is that you?
Jason_13th: Go Hot_Pie!
kenshinmac: Dude... I can't do anything in my browser...
Dealer: thedealer calls (15)
theuntold: this was a pretty smart way to get alot of people to watch the poker game
GrayWolf323: yep
Dealer: nedwhite calls (15)
OzCatter: You're Wild Bill, Just blow em all away
RageX: you kiss asses
Dealer: NeversoftHess calls (Cool
Hot_Pie: HOOOTTTT PIIIEEEE!
Hellion: yeah Neversfot, what's your secret?
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
FFanatic: cool, you remember me right Mew?
Zorplex: ignsucksSPLATign.com
Hellion: *Neversoft
bgribin: Haha
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
GrayWolf323: of course
kenshinmac: flopped
Zorplex: jk!
Dealer: Hot_Pie bets (40)
FFanatic: Lol
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (40)
DaytonaUSA: who is going to call the email address anyway
Hot_Pie: IGNSUCKSSPLATign.com is my email too!
RageX: tough call
GrayWolf323: they should've disabled chat
OzCatter: Has anyone ever seen my poker face
Zorplex: LOL
kenshinmac: Someone do something about the crap here...
Dealer: thedealer calls (40)
theSOCK: False alarm?
dysphoricrage: whats with the puss bets?
Dealer: nedwhite calls (40)
OzCatter: Reminds me of that Family Guy episode
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
OzCatter: Peter's Poker Face
Dealer: Hot_Pie bets (273)
bgribin: LOL!
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (273)
Shawn4168: ZORPLEXNEEDSTOSHUTUPORI'LLPUNCHHIMINTHEFACE@IGN.COM
dysphoricrage: hah nice
jafranci: hmm
Dealer: thedealer folds
Dealer: nedwhite calls (273)
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
OzCatter: Hot Pie, you got Peter's poker face?
kenshinmac: So do we get something when Ivan loses?
VofEscaflowne: ?
FFanatic: IVAN FTW!
Hot_Pie: I have QUADS!
varin: definitely should have disabled chat
Dealer: Hot_Pie bets (135)
DaytonaUSA: yeah
Dealer: sergeanthollister folds
Zorplex: Hot_Pie is my hero!
theSOCK: You have AIDS.
DeviantBoi: Public Service Request: Please give Tony Hawk a break for a year!! Please!!
Dealer: nedwhite folds
Shadow: yup
Hot_Pie shows Two pair, queens and eights
#1481614: Hot_Pie take it down (1054 chips)
Stiler: was that ignsucks for real....?
Dougthead: Is QUADS an STD?
destruction: i hope IGNSUCKSSPLATign.com was real, because i sent it
kaycen: Yeah, Last call for the circus they mean.
bgribin: Hahaha
Starting a new hand #1481704
Dealer: Hot_Pie posts the small blind (7)
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
kenshinmac: Whoa...
Ronin_Okami: nice
Zorplex: LOL
thedealer: Ned, have any special secrets up your pockiets tonight?
roinoir: OOooOOO HOTPIE
Dealer: sergeanthollister folds
FsE_Libra: hot pie rapes nobs
kenshinmac: Killed
OzCatter: Am I the only one that thought that THAW was the 2nd best in the series?
RageX: haha secrets
nedwhite: heh, always, my friend, always
canedaddyIGN: well played, ivan
RageX: like doodoo
TravMeatwad: yes you are
Dealer: thedealer folds
kenshinmac: Ned is gonna die
quepasakoolj18: I am lungholm golf
Hot_Pie: Hotttttt Piiieeeeee!
Hot_Pie: Folds
Dealer: nedwhite calls (15)
pontiac: haha
kenshinmac: lol
DanteThePoet: Your my hero hotpie!
FsE_Libra: rofl
roinoir: yeah... so... GUN cheats... ahem..
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
FFanatic: lol!
Zorplex: I said it first
kenshinmac: fold... alreeady...
theSOCK: NED THE FRONTIERSMAN
RageX: look at these kiss asses
quepasakoolj18: Hot pie!
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok raises (15)
Zorplex: Dante get on Skype
nedwhite: i just finished buryin' one, as a matter of fact
thedealer: I like a man who can fold like a dry cleaner
OzCatter: Althought, the dumbest mission ever in the game is the Get the Tatto mission
Dealer: nedwhite folds
Ronin_Okami: lol
Retro444: lol dealer
DeviantBoi: Ivan, I thought you said you were the master at trash talk?! Is Hot Pie the only thing you can say??
TravMeatwad: hurry up with the email alreadu
jonathan041: hahaha nice
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok doesn't show his hand
#1481704: jamesbutlerhickok take it down (37 chips)
kaycen: When is someone going to get shot for cheating? I came here to see blood get shed.
missphinx: Didn't I see some of you guys on FX the other night? maybe not.
pontiac: ZING!
TravMeatwad: i don't have time
OzCatter: Why do I need a taitto in a game
Starting a new hand #1481741
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok posts the small blind (7)
Dealer: sergeanthollister posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
kenshinmac: WTF...
Hot_Pie: Sure, I'll fold your clothes for you!
NeversoftHess: Hit me!
DaytonaUSA: Someone shoulda disabled chat...
Hot_Pie: With YOU IN THEM
destruction: whoever has the email, don't be lame and wait until the end of the game
jamesbutlerhickok: That was a mite easy. What's this about, Ned?
Dealer: thedealer folds
jafranci: go hot pie Wink
Dealer: nedwhite calls (15)
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
drizzt21: Anyone want some chin nuts?
nedwhite: it's all about providing for your kin
kenshinmac: Somone disable chat for everyone but the players... Please...
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok raises (23)
Zorplex: testing
FFanatic: sounds good
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (15)
OzCatter: Wild Bill will win in the end
GrayWolf323: dear god disable chat
nedwhite: or whoever your friends are at the table
Zorplex: bah
Dealer: nedwhite calls (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
jonathan041: not about disabling chats, its about KEEPING RESPECT
Zorplex: its all part of the game
sergeanthollister: Less talkin', more drinkin'
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok bets (15)
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (15)
OzCatter: Amen Hollister!
kenshinmac: Hey wait shouldn't Ned be dead by this point?
jamesbutlerhickok: Your boy, Ned? He's looking pretty good.
RageX: beer sucks
Shawn4168: but you're not playing the game!
Zorplex: keep your eyes on the chat window
SpaceBass: i'll drink to that
Dealer: nedwhite calls (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
Hot_Pie: Less drinkin' more dyin'
varin: more drinking!
OzCatter: Cheers!
Zorplex: thisll be fun Smile
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
Ronin_Okami: lol pie
FFanatic: LOL IVAN!
Hot_Pie: Get on it! Your Hot Pie Commands you
Dealer: sergeanthollister checks
kenshinmac: this is nuts
guest16624: go ned white
nedwhite: i'd just concentrate on the cards, sergeant, if ya know what's good fer ya
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
theSOCK: If this was the real old west, Ivan would pull out his gun and shoot everyone by now.
destruction: anal shit fuck
Jason_13th: Mmm... pie.
kenshinmac: The river...
DaytonaUSA: chat has gotta go...
RageX: SHOOT THE MOTHER F*****!!!!!1111!!
Hot_Pie: I would have shot people BEFORE I sat down, actually
OzCatter: Hollister should win now, come on, we're drinking with him!
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
WheelChairDude: I actully use games for pain management
Brain_Raider: who is here from IGN, and who here actually plays last call poker the ARG?
Dealer: sergeanthollister checks
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
jamesbutlerhickok shows One pair, sixes
Dealer: sergeanthollister mucks
nedwhite shows One pair, sevens
#1481741: nedwhite wins (135 chips) with One pair, sevens
RageX: SHOTT HIM!
OzCatter: What kind of gun you got Pie?
Hot_Pie: I am the IGN
TravMeatwad: IGN
Starting a new hand #1481817
Dealer: sergeanthollister posts the small blind (7)
GrayWolf323: Mew323 from IGN
Dealer: thedealer posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
kenshinmac: IGN...
pontiac: are you teh IGN?
Dealer: nedwhite raises (30)
BigDaddyCool: You all play poker like pussies
Dougthead: Why dont you disable chat?
FFanatic: You were the IGN Sulic!
NeversoftHess: I'm the neversoft
OzCatter: What ya carrying in your suit Ivan?
CIWhitefish: Hot Pie, this was a cool idea
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
DanteThePoet: So Hot pie and NeverSoft, How'd you two die?
dysphoricrage: ALL IN
OzCatter: Is that a gun?
kaycen: Maybe he never built a disable chat feature on this?
kenshinmac: How many people actually came here before today?
nedwhite: bill, i'm thinking you could use this information
FsE_Libra: whose the random drunken fool?
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok calls (30)
bgribin: Do w have an Activision here?
roinoir: SPECIAL GUN MOVE: COLTON WHITE'S CHRIST AIR!
Dealer: sergeanthollister folds
dysphoricrage: GO ALL IN
Hot_Pie: I carry a wagon in my suit
theSOCK: I died from the Asian Bird Flu.
RageX: HES GOT A GUN!!!
Dealer: thedealer folds
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
destruction: fuck
Hot_Pie: interdimensional
hanzolo: I just came here at like 10:01
Zorplex: Dante... Skype... NOW!
kenshinmac: I wish I was both random and drunken
nedwhite: don't forget what i'm about to tell ya...
RageX: ALL IN
Hot_Pie: Made in Kentucky
OzCatter: Nice
destruction: fuck hole
RageX: IN
jamesbutlerhickok: I do have a family to support, Ned.
OzCatter: Kentucky Wood Wagon?
Dealer: nedwhite bets (21)
RageX: ALL IN
Zorplex: Dance!
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok calls (21)
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
RageX: ALL IN
DaytonaUSA: everyone shut up; please...and just watch the game...
destruction: ALL IN
destruction: allin.com
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Zorplex: Smile/-|
nedwhite: you know the mine out under the large mesa in the Badlands?
Zorplex: :
boomstick521: exactly shut up
GrayWolf323: *shoots zorplex*
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
TravMeatwad: no
Zorplex: /me dies
destruction: WHO LIKES WoW
Dealer: nedwhite checks
jamesbutlerhickok: I think I do...
OzCatter: The kind that has automactic steering?
boomstick521: and watch, the more you guys make yourselves look like asses
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
nedwhite shows One pair, fours
jamesbutlerhickok shows One pair, sixes
#1481817: jamesbutlerhickok wins (124 chips) with One pair, sixes
Hot_Pie: I folded quads again!
FsE_Libra: they should disable the chat and actually let us se the hands
boomstick521: ss chance you ahve to win
Starting a new hand #1481883
Dealer: thedealer posts the small blind (7)
Dealer: nedwhite posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Hot_Pie: What luck!
nedwhite: well, you'll want to get yourself a barrel of dynamite
RageX: people will shut up the faster an e-mail is presented
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
theSOCK: Poor Ivan.
NeversoftHess: ALL IN
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (15)
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (15)
OzCatter: He's got a wagon, toss it at someone
jamesbutlerhickok: A barrel of dynamite, this sounds like a Wild West Show.
Dealer: thedealer calls (Cool
Dealer: nedwhite folds
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
nedwhite: then take it back to the dilapidated house near there...
OzCatter: Smoke..........
jamesbutlerhickok: I'm liking that.
pontiac: who is strong enough to toss a wagon?
yingvsyang: so, what are the rules??
VofEscaflowne: gah
nedwhite: you'll know the one
kenshinmac: How many people are on here?
jamesbutlerhickok: I know that house.
pontiac: a lot
theSOCK: Thousands.
VofEscaflowne: this place sucks... my computer cant handle the extreme graphics Sad
Hot_Pie: Can we talk about our hands? Yes? Great! I have a seven high.
OzCatter: John Henry was a steel drivien man
pontiac: hojillions
kaycen: The wild west show that had bruce campbell in it, hopefully.
Dealer: thedealer folds
Dealer: thedealer sits out
nedwhite: yeah, you 'n dynamite should be well aquainted
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Dealer: sergeanthollister doesn't show his hand
#1481883: sergeanthollister take it down (60 chips)
BigDaddyCool: Who says dilapitated, Seriously
Shawn4168: more than 20, if that's what you're wondering
Starting a new hand #1481929
Dealer: nedwhite posts the small blind (7)
Dealer: NeversoftHess posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
kenshinmac: lol
VofEscaflowne: theroom freezes every 5 minutes
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Dealer: thedealer has returned
thedealer has joined the table
OzCatter: Old John Henry threw a wagon
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok calls (15)
Shadow: :laughs:
Dealer: sergeanthollister folds
nedwhite: anyway, set the barrel down right up against the outside of the chimney
Dealer: thedealer raises (30)
kaycen: It's the wild west, the internet wasn't too stable back then. That's why it freezes.
kenshinmac: This is killing me...
Dealer: nedwhite calls (23)
VofEscaflowne: its not my internet
yingvsyang: HAS ANYONE WIN ANYTHING??
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
jamesbutlerhickok: Against the chimney, got it.
nedwhite: right up against the chimney, now
TravMeatwad: no
VofEscaflowne: its my computer, its 10 years old Sad
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
kenshinmac: Nah it is running through a flux capacitor...
Zorplex: LCPSPLATign.com
kaycen: Oh. Sad
OzCatter: Who cares who wins, this is a good game of poker
Shawn4168: yes, everyone has win everything
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: thedealer checks
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
BigDaddyCool: I hope the game is better than this dialogue
nedwhite: stand back, and take a shot or two at it
Zorplex: IGNSPLATlcp.com
FsE_Libra: i won seven pounds of pure colombian cocaine already
OzCatter: Am the only one who is entertained by the game
Dealer: nedwhite checks
kaycen: Not looking so good for nedwhite at the moment, though. Perhaps the hands shall change.
nedwhite: the tnt, that is
DanteThePoet: Zorplex, fuckin stop
VofEscaflowne: i have to rejoin the room every 5 minutes
Dealer: thedealer bets (74)
WheelChairDude: I am
RageX: icp sucks
Hot_Pie: Rambling Ned, we call him.
Dealer: nedwhite calls (74)
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
jamesbutlerhickok: Light that barrel you're sayin'.
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Zorplex: DANTEGETONSKYPESPLATign.com
mrmike501: GUN SHOULD HAVE ONLINE PLAY
Hot_Pie: I'm going to light this table...onfire
nedwhite: well, it's easier to just take aim at it
Dealer: thedealer bets (97)
DanteThePoet: I ahte you
hanzolo: I kinda like the whole old west theme . . . was this site made simply to promote the game?
nedwhite: if'n of course you have good aim
Dealer: nedwhite folds
Dealer: thedealer doesn't show his hand
#1481929: thedealer take it down (238 chips)
roinoir: NO FOCUS ON SINGLE PLAYER ACTION FIRST
jamesbutlerhickok: (chuckling)
OzCatter: I would love a sandbox online Western
Starting a new hand #1482010
Dealer: NeversoftHess posts the small blind (7)
Dealer: Hot_Pie posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Ronin_Okami: ooooo
nedwhite: but don't be too close
varin: nice one
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
OzCatter: You hearing me Hess?
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (15)
kaycen: The only way an online gun would rule is if my friend and I could rob trains together.
jamesbutlerhickok: I'd think not.
SpRiNkL3z: *applause*
nedwhite: that'll open up my little secret
Dealer: thedealer folds
theSOCK: What in the hell is Ned talking about?
BigDaddyCool: Hot Pie, if'n you'd shoot Ned, it'id be appreci-tated
Dealer: nedwhite raises (30)
roinoir: First make a great single player.... then focus on MP in the second game or SE release
Hot_Pie: Give me a tell.
Zorplex: ...
OzCatter: Make a sequel to Gun with free scrolling Westerns
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Hot_Pie: Now!
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (15)
Zorplex: nedwhite has the email...
jamesbutlerhickok: And what do I get, besides some hellacious fireworks?
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
Hot_Pie: Too late, I acted
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
jafranci: hm hwose gonna win
Dealer: sergeanthollister checks
Zorplex: and we have to talk about the game?
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
varin: the secret to the safe?
RageX: damn I have tests to study for
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Zorplex: So... GUN... its an FPS
Dealer: sergeanthollister checks
yingvsyang: WHO IS ACTUALY GOING TO SHOUT THE EAIL ADDRESS??
Zorplex: about...
nedwhite: i'll take you out there in a couple days and show you, myself
Zorplex: GUNs?
nedwhite: perhaps
kaycen: Gun isn't a FPS.
OzCatter: Is Gun a FPS?
Hot_Pie: I'll shout the email address
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
NeversoftHess: ned white is using a poker bot!
dysphoricrage: neversoft team should combine their power rings like...thundercats was it? or hotpie is gonna win
GrayWolf323: the game isn't even available yet where I am
TravMeatwad: i have school tomorrow so hurry up with the email already
roinoir: YOU GUYS KNOW THEY ARE GIVING US HINTS RIGHT?
pj6159: isnt it a thrid person game?
Zorplex: TPS reports?
OzCatter: I mean is it optional
theSOCK: I thought so. Shutup Ned.
Hot_Pie: Sometime before I win and after I destroy someone
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
CIWhitefish: LOL
kenshinmac: shouting?
BigDaddyCool: I want a Poker Bot
Dougthead: Can you PLEASE disable chat for us?
Dealer: sergeanthollister checks
FFanatic: yeah they are
Dealer: nedwhite bets (30)
yingvsyang: GO IVAN!!!
VofEscaflowne: just reveal the email now and spare me the trouble :p
DaytonaUSA: sounds good
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Ronin_Okami: awesome
Zorplex: no!
Brain_Raider: you hope Hot Pie. Smile
Zorplex: leave it on!
drizzt21: my window is messed up
jamesbutlerhickok: What's to stop me from going out there myself?
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (30)
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
nedwhite shows One pair, jacks
Dealer: sergeanthollister mucks
#1482010: nedwhite wins (157 chips) with One pair, jacks
Zorplex: increase the challenge
theSOCK: This could take forever.
jonathan041: whoever is actually playing this arg, please take down this dialog
Starting a new hand #1482075
Dealer: Hot_Pie posts the small blind (7)
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
RageX: YOU TEASE US SO!!!
DaytonaUSA: considering you're already leading I think it's not too far off...
nedwhite: nothin' other than you're a trusted friend, friend
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (15)
Zorplex: Hot_Pie pwnz all!
canedaddyIGN: I am old and patient. Take your time, Ivan.
Dealer: thedealer calls (15)
Shadow: I am, best I can
Dealer: nedwhite calls (15)
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (Cool
GrayWolf323: hey cane
DeviantBoi: Yeah, take your time Ivan
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
Hot_Pie: I call the hell out of 8 dollars!
GrayWolf323: deviant!
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
VofEscaflowne: and it just froze again
NeversoftHess: can I get some cards over here?
Hot_Pie: Bet eight....
VofEscaflowne: Neutral
Hot_Pie: totally call
thedealer: there can be a lot of hell in 8 dollars, Ivan
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok bets (15)
DeviantBoi: GrayWolf!
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls (15)
jamesbutlerhickok: Yes, I suppose you're right. And I honor your responsibilities to Colton.
Dealer: thedealer folds
BigDaddyCool: Who the hell is Ivan?
OzCatter: Do a barrel roll
GrayWolf323: you know me as Mew323 :p
Dealer: nedwhite folds
GrayWolf323: Ivan is HotPie
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
FFanatic: Anyone here from PS2GB?
dysphoricrage: someone need s to go all in
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
Zorplex: So... XB360, PS3, or PC?
yingvsyang: this is gonna take long I guess
Dealer: sergeanthollister checks
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
roinoir: So, what made Neversoft decide to make a western. of all game types. why wester?
nedwhite: colton's a talented boy
TravMeatwad: 360
pontiac: how can you fold Hot Pie?
GrayWolf323: otherwise known as Ivan Sulic of IGN PS2
NeversoftHess: I see a card up wild bills sleave!!!
theSOCK: Fold like the French Army. Poor Ivan.
Ronin_Okami: yeah right...lol
jonathan041: ps3!
DeviantBoi: Lots of people here ... lots of familiar names
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok bets (1,004)
NeversoftHess: Shoot him!
Hot_Pie: Is it an Uno card?
jonathan041: 360!
hanzolo: because westerns kick ass
Dealer: sergeanthollister calls all-in (575)
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
jamesbutlerhickok shows Straight, ace to five
sergeanthollister shows Three of a kind, fours
#1482075: jamesbutlerhickok wins (1255 chips) with Straight, ace to five
Gamer sergeanthollister finished tournament.
kaycen: because the west rules.
OzCatter: Here we go
nedwhite: but enough talk outta me
Hot_Pie: I like that game. It's fun.
varin: go james
Starting a new hand #1482142
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok posts the small blind (7)
Dealer: thedealer posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
BigDaddyCool: thank god
Zorplex: 2x 360, 1xps3, 0xpc
Ronin_Okami: Uno rules..lol
Dealer: nedwhite raises (30)
FsE_Libra: ONE NOOB PWNED
OzCatter: Hollister done?
theSOCK: You've been upended, Ivan.
pontiac: dude they need online Uno
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (30)
OzCatter: He must be drinking
GrayWolf323: online uno would rule
Zorplex: ONLINE UNO!!!!
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
Shadow: :cheers:
Hot_Pie: One more corpse back in his grave!
roinoir: MULTIPLAYER Solitaire!!
Dealer: thedealer folds
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
Dealer: nedwhite checks
OzCatter: Last Call Uno
Hot_Pie: Hot Pie to finish the other zombies off soon enough
jafranci: whens it gonna end
RageX: I'd RATHER BE DRIVIN WITH IVAN!
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
hanzolo: that's a million dollar idea right there
Dealer: nedwhite checks
thedealer: See you, sergeant
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
pontiac: Last Call Uno: lol
theSOCK: Hey dealer, make an online uno site. We'd all visit.
nedwhite: what happened, sarge?
thedealer: Taps before reveille, I'm afraid.
kenshinmac: These poker faces are amazing...
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Brain_Raider: So Hot Pie, you ever play last call poker before you were invited here?
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
nedwhite shows One pair, deuces
Hot_Pie shows Two pair, threes and deuces
#1482142: Hot_Pie wins (82 chips) with Two pair, threes and deuces
Incitatus: laggggg
Next game we go to Level II and the limits will increase.
Starting a new hand #1482187
Dealer: thedealer posts the small blind (7)
Dealer: nedwhite posts the big blind (15)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
OzCatter: Back to the grave for Hollister?
sergeanthollister: Damn lawmen
Hot_Pie: Hell yes.
jamesbutlerhickok: A gallant charge.
drizzt21: anyone elses's screen freezing?
pontiac: Hot Pie is cleaning up
theSOCK: IT'S TIME.
Brain_Raider: cool
Dealer: NeversoftHess calls (15)
VofEscaflowne: mine is
OzCatter: Nope, I'm good
Zorplex: WOOT
jonathan041: nope mine isnt freezing
Hot_Pie: Pair of threes is stronger than mighty Zeus
roinoir: no, get more memory..
VofEscaflowne: ive rejoined like 5 times already
thedealer: Sergeant, there's a lady at the bar needs company
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
GrayWolf323: I switched to my desktop
OzCatter: But what about of Mars?
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
Zorplex: EMAIL EMAIL
roinoir: 128 aint enough anymore
nedwhite: hehehe
Dealer: thedealer calls (Cool
OzCatter: or Ares
pontiac: haha
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
scubasteve78: do u know if neversoft is hiring animators?
Shadow: Calam? :rofl:
Dealer: thedealer checks
Dealer: nedwhite checks
jamesbutlerhickok: Mr Brown. I think that is less than sporting of you.
OzCatter: Ares: God of War, oh wait, wrong game
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
kenshinmac: Man these pots are still staying pretty small
pontiac: Who's that mysterous stranger at the table?
theSOCK: If the dealer would put that hat on his Ric Flair head, I wouldn't have to be blinded by his baldnes
RageX: you're animation isn't very good
Dealer: thedealer checks
pontiac: maybe they're just getting warmed up
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
Incitatus: yey!
VofEscaflowne: any idea how long this will last?
Dealer: thedealer checks
Dealer: nedwhite checks
VofEscaflowne: my comp is about to catch fire
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
thedealer shows One pair, eights
nedwhite shows One pair, eights - king kicker
FsE_Libra: till the end of time
theSOCK: HOURS.
thedealer: Calamity needs love too.
OzCatter: Nice
Dealer: NeversoftHess mucks
#1482187: nedwhite wins (45 chips) with One pair, eights
Next game we go to level II and the limits increase
Hot_Pie: Not too long.
OzCatter: Good hand
Zorplex: IGNSPLATzorplex.com
Starting a new hand #1482257
Dealer: nedwhite posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: NeversoftHess posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Hot_Pie: Email will be sent out soon enough
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
dysphoricrage: dude. its a poker game.n it can last 10 mins or 10 hours
RageX: Poker on average lasts 2 hours
theSOCK: We appreciate it.
kenshinmac: Somoen please kill Zorplex...
pontiac: haha
Hot_Pie: This will not last 2 hours
Dealer: thedealer raises (50)
OzCatter: I love poker
Zorplex: Im already dead
nedwhite: i think i'll stick to the table, thank you. my chances are better here
Brain_Raider: Hot Pie: Just remember I want the PC version. Smile
Incitatus: LumberjackSPLATyour.mom
GrayWolf323: I'll be herethe whole time
FFanatic: Thanks Ivan!
CIWhitefish: Love this site
GrayWolf323: got nothng else to do
Dealer: nedwhite calls (3Cool
jamesbutlerhickok: I don't know that the Sergeant's hide is thick enough for that task.
kenshinmac: 2 hours may not be long for you...
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
Zorplex: if you actually followed the ARG were all dead
theSOCK: SHUTUP NED. KING IVAN SPEAKETH.
Shawn4168: this will last 45 minutes tops
RageX: why won't it last 2 hours?
DaytonaUSA: I've got all the time in the world for this Smile
pontiac: Why not Hot Pie? Can't handle the long run?
DanteThePoet: Fuckin, I thought Rocket Scientists were sposed to be smart
Dougthead: can you at least ban that idiot Zorplex please
Dealer: nedwhite bets (25)
FFanatic: I got bio test tomm but I think I can watch this
Zorplex: lol
Ronin_Okami: because hot pie pwns thats why
OzCatter: We're nerds watching a poker game for a video game
Zorplex: hey
Zorplex: m just playing the game
Dealer: thedealer folds
Dealer: nedwhite doesn't show his hand
#1482257: nedwhite take it down (125 chips)
Hot_Pie: It will last X hours, where X isa number determined by the speed at which two marmots furiously eat.
pj6159: the game is going pretty quickly
OzCatter: What is our ladies of the night to do
Starting a new hand #1482295
Dealer: NeversoftHess posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: Hot_Pie posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
TravMeatwad: Is somebody going to send an email or just say the email here?
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
DaytonaUSA: lol
RageX: good one...
theSOCK: What the hell is a marmot?
Zorplex: like this
Ronin_Okami: nice equation what the variable/
GrayWolf323: dunno
Hot_Pie: I refuse to pay the big blind.
Dealer: thedealer folds
hanzolo: a rhodent
OzCatter: Someone serach Marmot
pontiac: it's a small furry creature
Zorplex: playthegameSPLATdontbanzorplex.com
Dealer: nedwhite folds
NeversoftHess: me too
jonathan041: haha
thedealer: I honor your principles sir
theSOCK: Tell us what a marmot is.
Hot_Pie: You, Hicock...Peasant. You pay it for me!
roinoir: and what do marmots eat?
Dealer: NeversoftHess calls (13)
Deadly911: woo
jamesbutlerhickok: A stand of principle. sir?
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
OzCatter: WIKI IT!
DaytonaUSA: cmon Ivan, big risk = big reward if you play it right
pontiac: marmots eat babies
RageX: Ivan. Cuss someone out
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dougthead: Zorplex how old are you? 8?
Shawn4168: banzorplexSPLATdontbanzorplex.com
kenshinmac: What? Here I thought X was an expression of the tangent to IGNs video review post schedule...
jamesbutlerhickok: You will notice, I brought a gun to the table.
roinoir: marmots eat HOT_PIES
Hot_Pie: I ain't big risking nothing with a 4 high
theSOCK: I can't wiki while I'm watching this.
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
Zorplex: honestly
OzCatter: Priest Holmes is done
VofEscaflowne: ...
DaytonaUSA: true
Shadow: ocrap
Brain_Raider: LCP players, just record the hand and go through it later.
Zorplex: some ppl need to lighten up
Hot_Pie: And you will notice my Indian man behind me, sir.
DanteThePoet: I think Lucky dropped that awhile back
scubasteve78: lol
jamesbutlerhickok: That's a lot of hearts on the table.
kenshinmac: I should have just come on later...
Ronin_Okami: Tonto is that you?
theSOCK: Your opinions on George Dubya Bush.
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: NeversoftHess sits out
pontiac: How much you pay that indian Hot PIe?
RageX: KILL THAT ENGINE!
theSOCK: Anyone?
Dealer: Hot_Pie doesn't show his hand
#1482295: Hot_Pie take it down (50 chips)
BigDaddyCool: There's a lot of dip shits at the table to
DanteThePoet: Seems to be lackign around this crazy room altely
dysphoricrage: hes about to shoot you with his barbaric indian shotgun
Starting a new hand #1482356
Dealer: Hot_Pie posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Dealer: NeversoftHess has returned
NeversoftHess has joined the table
varin: '
Dealer: thedealer calls (25)
Zorplex: GUNthegameSPLATign.com
Dealer: nedwhite calls (25)
hanzolo: looks like IGN will win
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
roinoir: as it should
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (13)
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
Hot_Pie: Hot Pie always wins.
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Brain_Raider: Wild Bill is doing well, don't count him out. Smile
DaytonaUSA: always.
DanteThePoet: Bitch, I will no scope you
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
Hot_Pie: God commanded it so!
kenshinmac: The pie always wins...
FsE_Libra: hot pie always wins in my pants
Zorplex: it will probably be random, at least it should be
Incitatus: wrong, thedealer always wins
RageX: Poontang Pie always wins
Dealer: thedealer checks
Dealer: nedwhite bets (25)
Zorplex: like
OzCatter: If Holmes is to come back, Larry Johnson is the new starter
roinoir: i dunno.... a six shooter vs. a winchester... pretty uneven
scubasteve78: what kinda pie?
theSOCK: The house always wins. Duh.
Zorplex: Cosg23gsSPLATign.com
RageX: I heard god was dead.
OzCatter: Holmes carrer as a starter in at least KC is over
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (25)
Brain_Raider: Chiefs suck
pontiac: mmmmm me like pie
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
Ronin_Okami: and in a moment of glory hot pie is smoted bythegreat one...lol
GrayWolf323: go 'skins
theSOCK: John Proctor once said God is dead.
Dealer: thedealer folds
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Dealer: nedwhite bets (50)
Shawn4168: yeah, that's a bunch of crap
pontiac: Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your pie!
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Dealer: nedwhite doesn't show his hand
#1482356: nedwhite take it down (150 chips)
quepasakoolj18: are you a pumpkin pie?
Starting a new hand #1482415
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: thedealer posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
quepasakoolj18: i like those
GrayWolf323: holy crap it suddently started pouring rain
OzCatter: Lucky, watch much football?
kenshinmac: Didn't they prove that God doesn't exist in Hitchhikers Guide?
Hot_Pie: I'm a baker.
Dealer: nedwhite calls (25)
Zorplex: nobodylikesmeSPLATzorplex.com
Hot_Pie: I bake.
pj6159: My kingdom for a pie!
Dealer: NeversoftHess calls (25)
Hot_Pie: Pies.
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (25)
FsE_Libra: no shit?
Zorplex: Mmm pie!
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok calls (13)
Zorplex: bakerSPLATign.com
Wiser: lol zorplex
jafranci: this is long
OzCatter: Ivan, watch much football?
roinoir: MEAT PIE
RageX: doodoo busta
pontiac: 'lo bob
Dealer: thedealer raises (154)
SpRiNkL3z: mmmmmmmm...pie
Dealer: nedwhite folds
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Zorplex: pieSPLATpie.com
theSOCK: My ass is numb, Ivan. Make with the winning.
pontiac: where's weeble
Hot_Pie: Your raise means nothing.
RageX: well since they're waiting until the end, we can go do something else until the end
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (154)
tazman1978: somebody needs to boot zorplex
Jason_13th: Hot cherry pie?
Ronin_Okami: zorplex you're so wrong dude...lol
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
roinoir: OOOoh
Hot_Pie: You need money to be scary.
SpRiNkL3z: get him Lucky!
thedealer: I agree. But your money will
kenshinmac: My ass is always numb...
OzCatter: Zorplex to be banned?
Zorplex: imsowrongSPLATzorplex.com
Dealer: thedealer bets (330)
OzCatter: Someone kick him
Ronin_Okami: lol
roinoir: /kick
Incitatus: /me kicks xorplex
Ronin_Okami: yeah that works... :p
Hot_Pie: There's a bird in my eye! I must fold!
Zorplex: hasbeenkickedSPLATzorplex.com
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
NeversoftHess: Hot_pie teamkilled me for the chopper!
Dealer: thedealer doesn't show his hand
#1482415: thedealer take it down (433 chips)
kenshinmac: /kickself
Starting a new hand #1482467
Dealer: thedealer posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: nedwhite posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Zorplex: /GUN
pontiac: Hot Pie has flies in his eyes
krystyn: Woooo! Lucky!
GrayWolf323: lol bird
RageX: birdinmyeyeSPLATneversoft.com
Zorplex: KRYSTYN!
FsE_Libra: this snaz needs to hurry the hell up so i can go play some cod2
yingvsyang: has the addres been shouted yey???
thedealer: A bird in the eye or a chicken in the heart,friend?
Dealer: NeversoftHess calls (25)
roinoir: its form the wax on his handlebars
hanzolo: getting sleepy . . . must keep eyes open . . . bedtime
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (25)
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
Shadow: :chuckles:
OzCatter: Path of Neo still sucks
Dealer: thedealer calls (13)
RageX: OOOOH DEALER got em
missphinx: cluck...cluck cluck CLUCK
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
kenshinmac: Someone is gonna type faster than me
roinoir: me
theSOCK: Ivan Sulic doesn't care about black people.
FsE_Libra: damn right
Ronin_Okami: gotta be better than enter the suxtrix..lol
Dealer: thedealer checks
DaytonaUSA: Nothing beats Guitar Hero though
GrayWolf323: nor does Neversoft
kenshinmac: Uh Oh... Hick is up
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
DaytonaUSA: so addictive...
Dealer: Hot_Pie checks
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
Dealer: thedealer checks
hanzolo: Ivan in trouble?
Dealer: nedwhite checks
roinoir: Yeah, im buying guitar freeks
theSOCK: If that guy is out, why is he still at the table?
OzCatter: Guitar Hero Better than Life
roinoir: freaks
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Sircuit: freegungames.org
Dealer: Hot_Pie bets (50)
Dealer: thedealer folds
Dealer: nedwhite folds
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: Hot_Pie doesn't show his hand
#1482467: Hot_Pie take it down (100 chips)
OzCatter: I bet, once you post the email, everyone will leave
Starting a new hand #1482527
Dealer: nedwhite posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: NeversoftHess posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Zorplex: HellotothesleepersSPLATign.com
FsE_Libra: no shit?
roinoir: a come back
OzCatter: I wanna see who wins
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
GrayWolf323: I think ther is more than one email
TravMeatwad: of course they will
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
pontiac: some people seem to actually be interested in the game
DanteThePoet: I wanna see Lucky stop wild bill
Dealer: thedealer folds
theSOCK: Why couldn't you all get together and play online checkers? It'd go much faster.
GrayWolf323: maybe
pontiac: hell i just wish i could play
Ronin_Okami: man some junk hands right now
drizzt21: let's get this game over
kenshinmac: I think I should get a copy just for being here...
roinoir: maybe a false email so all those who email will leave!
Dealer: nedwhite calls (13)
jafranci: whose gonna win hmm
krystyn: I wanna know what Lucky's going to buy for me.
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
FFanatic: I'm loving the game right now
kenshinmac: I wish I understood poker...
Dealer: nedwhite checks
pontiac: but you know if this was online Uno everyone would want to play
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
Zorplex: KrystynSPLATargn.com
OzCatter: I wanna see Ivan and Bill go into a head to head match
roinoir: i think ned white is gonnna make a comeback
FFanatic: Even though I don't know how to play poker...
scubasteve78: i think the game is pretty good
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Ronin_Okami: ooo two 10's
Shadow: krystyn: tsk, tsk Smile
Sircuit: hold em up aint hard to play
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
TravMeatwad: shutthehellupSPLATzorplex.com
Dealer: nedwhite checks
RageX: hot_pieSPLATign.com
jamesbutlerhickok: Ned, I need to write down those instructions you gave me.
OzCatter: Lucky needs to put Blackjack on here too
pj6159: a girl on the table might've livened things up
FFanatic: agreed with meatwad
Nosocialize: guncontestSPLATneversoft.com
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
nedwhite shows One pair, tens
NeversoftHess shows Two pair, tens and threes
#1482527: NeversoftHess wins (50 chips) with Two pair, tens and threes
Dealer: Hot_Pie sits out
jamesbutlerhickok: Can you come again?
OzCatter: I love Blackjack
Starting a new hand #1482580
Dealer: NeversoftHess posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: Hot_Pie posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
NeversoftHess: YES!!!
nedwhite: right now?
krystyn: Damned skippy! Wink
theSOCK: He's...out?
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
NeversoftHess: I RULE!
nedwhite: ok
yingvsyang: motherfuckers, stop it with the fake addresses
OzCatter: No way
Zorplex: incitatusSPLATgmail.com
Dealer: thedealer raises (71)
yingvsyang: giving me a headache
RageX: fakeSPLATaddress.com
GrayWolf323: what happened to Ivan?
scubasteve78: hot pie what happened?
Dealer: nedwhite folds
kenshinmac: Dude they are immature...
dysphoricrage: hotpie got eaten
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
jamesbutlerhickok: I just need to write a note or two.
RageX: IVAN
Dealer: thedealer doesn't show his hand
#1482580: thedealer take it down (62 chips)
Dealer: Hot_Pie sits out
kenshinmac: It is IGN board crowd...
RageX: you can't lose now
pontiac: no passing notes!
Starting a new hand #1482608
Dealer: Hot_Pie posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Zorplex: O_o
nedwhite: get some dynamite from the mine under the large mesa in the Badlands
OzCatter: ?
Ronin_Okami: he's giving that guy instructions...lol
Nosocialize: neversoftcontestSPLATign.com
theSOCK: Ivan is going to be washing dishes here pretty soon.
OzCatter: Very confused
kenshinmac: Dude this is killing my head
Dealer: thedealer raises (121)
Zorplex: Hot_Pie what now!
Dealer: nedwhite folds
nedwhite: take it to the old house ruins near there
yingvsyang: ivan left??
Zorplex: hotpieSPLATign.com
Dealer: Hot_Pie has returned
Hot_Pie has joined the table
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
GrayWolf323: there we go
jamesbutlerhickok: Yes, I know the house.
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok calls (96)
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
theSOCK: Ivan had to take a leak?
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok checks
GrayWolf323: gues sso
jafranci: lol maybe
FFanatic: LOL
Hot_Pie: Indeed
nedwhite: put the barrel of tnt up against the outside of the chimney
Dealer: thedealer bets (328)
Hot_Pie: Mark this day, I HAVE LEAKED!
yingvsyang: shout the add Ivan!
jamesbutlerhickok: Yes...
kenshinmac: Ivan needs a bottle at the side of his desk
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
OzCatter: Since this is 1876, he had to go al the way outside
Dealer: thedealer doesn't show his hand
#1482608: thedealer take it down (254 chips)
nedwhite: stand back, and shoot the barrel
theSOCK: leakSPLATign.com
DanteThePoet: Isn't that old news?
Starting a new hand #1482658
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: thedealer posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Zorplex: Q: Hot_Pie are you playing from home?
SpRiNkL3z: *applause*
pontiac: good for you Hot Pie, your mother(s) would be proud
OzCatter: Hence the long time between him out and back in
nedwhite: it should explode real nice like
RageX: hailsatanSPLATgodisdead.com
Dealer: nedwhite raises (50)
Dealer: NeversoftHess folds
Zorplex: just curious
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
OzCatter: Ivan, had to run to the little boys outhouse?
Dealer: thedealer calls (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
Ronin_Okami: junk hands
jamesbutlerhickok: And the house is no more...and what earthly good does this do me other than a spectacular show?
Dealer: thedealer bets (117)
nedwhite: a hole will open up, revealing all the goods you could ever need
Shawn4168: dude, ragex, show a little respect, please
Dealer: nedwhite calls (117)
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
NeversoftHess: Bon Jovi Rules!
pontiac: how is it that Ned and Hess are behind?
RageX: shut up
kenshinmac: SpamSPLATign.com
jamesbutlerhickok: What kind of goods?
Dealer: thedealer checks
scubasteve78: nedwhite what happens then after it explodes?
DaytonaUSA: ah this is taking so long for me...I'm on the east coast and I'm running out of time already...
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
Ronin_Okami: bon jovi are you serious?????
pontiac: dude
Dealer: thedealer checks
TravMeatwad: I'm going to get the goods before you hick.
nedwhite: armaments and such
GrayWolf323: bon jovi is sweet
thedealer: Things to bring people here, Ned?
krystyn: Jars and jars of Nutella, Wild Bill.
pontiac: Jovi was the man... a longlong time ago
OzCatter: I need to take a shower, I stink
Dealer: nedwhite checks
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
thedealer shows One pair, sevens
nedwhite shows One pair, eights
#1482658: nedwhite wins (346 chips) with One pair, eights
Next game we go to Level III and the limits will increase.
Starting a new hand #1482718
Dealer: thedealer posts the small blind (12)
Dealer: nedwhite posts the big blind (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
SpRiNkL3z: hey bonjovi is teh sweet
RageX: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!
pontiac: in an unnamed galaxy
Shadow: Nicely put.
Hot_Pie: I can't beleive I folded my 4-10-7
nedwhite: things that will surely come in handy
Hot_Pie: I get three cards.
jamesbutlerhickok: Ah, that could be useful. Thank you sir.
Dealer: NeversoftHess calls (25)
Hot_Pie: I'm HOt Pie.
SpaceBass: nukes!
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (25)
Zorplex: nedwhite, are you a bot?
OzCatter: Say hey if you smell
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok raises (50)
kenshinmac: Damn there is no movement in the banks...
Dealer: thedealer calls (3Cool
Dealer: nedwhite calls (25)
NeversoftHess: no I'm Hot_Pie
Dealer: NeversoftHess calls (25)
kenshinmac: I'm a bot...
Dealer: Hot_Pie calls (25)
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
OzCatter: Hess is real
guest16624: The gun game brings us here
RageX: god is not
NeversoftHess: I am Spartacus!
Dealer: thedealer checks
nedwhite: if you'd like, we could head on out there tomorrow so's i can show you
Dealer: nedwhite checks
boomstick521: how many gun games you givin out at ign?
pj6159: I am Spartacus!
Ronin_Okami: lol sparticus
TravMeatwad: 20
Namtox: *throws panties at hot_pie
quepasakoolj18: GUNthegameSPLATign.com
Hellion: I am Spartacus!
OzCatter: I got a Pepsi for Spartucus
kenshinmac: Ewww jockstrap
FFanatic: 20 last I heard
jamesbutlerhickok: I'm afraid tomorrow that Captain Massie and I have an appointment for a poker game.
Hot_Pie: Don't make me call my Indian on you.
Dealer: NeversoftHess bets (5Cool
DaytonaUSA: they're giving out either gun or an insider membership to the first 20 to email
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Ronin_Okami: i am pepsiman!!!
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok calls (5Cool
scubasteve78: how long is the gun game?
Dealer: thedealer folds
RageX: it's been 35 mins
nedwhite: ah, maybe later in the week then, my friend
theSOCK: Indians don't use guns, Ivan.
pj6159: is indian the politically correct term?
pontiac: X hours long
kenshinmac: Someone win...
yingvsyang: how many games and how many sibscriptions are you guys giving away?
Dealer: nedwhite folds
Dealer: *** DEALING TURN ***
DaytonaUSA: boy I hope gmail doesn't lock up when the address is shown...
roinoir: the secret is the ones who choose INSIDER get the game AS WELL!
Wiser: will probably be another 20
Dealer: NeversoftHess bets (50)
pontiac: read ign.com for that info friend
jamesbutlerhickok: That will be fine.
pontiac: it's all there
theSOCK: Indians use bows and arrows, not guns.
OzCatter: Wild Bill and Ned are in their own little world
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok calls (50)
Dealer: *** DEALING RIVER ***
Ronin_Okami: ned is on the comeback trail
Dealer: NeversoftHess bets (157)
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok calls (157)
Dealer: *** SHOWDOWN ***
NeversoftHess shows Two pair, jacks and tens
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok mucks
#1482718: NeversoftHess wins (780 chips) with Two pair, jacks and tens
Next game we go to level III and the limits increase
pontiac: ned with the triple 8
Starting a new hand #1482818
Dealer: nedwhite posts the small blind (25)
Dealer: NeversoftHess posts the big blind (50)
Dealer: *** DEALING POCKETS ***
Zorplex: GUNIST3HPWNZ0RZSPLATIGN.COM
kenshinmac: Whoa... Hess just got a huge amount
OzCatter: Muck, Muck, Muck, Muck Muck Muck it up
Dealer: Hot_Pie folds
Dealer: jamesbutlerhickok folds
NeversoftHess: yee haw!
Shadow: Nice hand!
Dealer: thedealer folds
OzCatter: Ride em cowboy!
guest16624: go hess
Dealer: nedwhite calls (25)
varin: nice one Never!
jafranci: almost 40 minutes\
Dealer: NeversoftHess checks
Dealer: *** DEALING FLOP ***
Dealer: nedwhite checks
kenshinmac: Hey Ivan when does the update go live tonight?
OzCatter: Watch for a straight
Nosocialize: 40minutesSPLATneversoft.com
Zorplex: Q: are you guys in the office or at home?
roinoir: im telling you guys... nedwhite is gon
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 		Thanks shadow! Good luck to everyone who entered to win the free copy.

So who else thinks that Hot_Pie from IGN needs to drink more coffee? He needs more energy and enthusiasm. Smile
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 		heh the long chat was so horrendous that it broke the layout... God bless you for posting the shorter version.

I seriously put a post-it over the chat box during the game to preserve my sanity. My co-workers looked at me strangely.

And you know, if I were going to give out an e-mail that was time sensitive for a contest, I'd make damn sure I spelled it right the first time. I had a mail sent off to the first 'wrong' address within one second. The correct address was more like 10-15 after I realized the mistake.

But what am I complaining for, I'm buying Gun tomorrow anyway.
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 		Perhaps it make it slightly less borked if you attatched it instead of quoting the whole thing (just a suggestion Wink )
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