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Anatoli's at it again!
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PaleFigure
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 		Anatoli's at it again!
Well, since I didn't get much of a reaction when I postd this in RK's forums
http://www.redkore.com/tel_forums/viewtopic.php?t=77
I'm reproducing it here. I know you guys will "get it".

To the tune of Gengis Khan's immortal 80's hit "Moscow", I give you the

Red Kore Theme Song

Verse 1:
Red Kore, their strange campaign began,
Delivered by FedEx van,
Package of cards.
Red Kore, no-one knew what to do.
The website they went to,
Found only shards.

Chorus:
And in the forums critics are flaming,
And at Unfiction, folks are confused,
And all across the web folks are asking:
"What's it do? What's it for? How's it used?"
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Come and join the TELEPORT.
Mind games of a different sort.
Oh oh oh oh oh, hey!
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Wear your lanyard, wear it proud.
You'll stand out in any crowd.
Ah ah ah ah ah, hey!
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Throw the Portal open wide,
Dare to see what waits outside.
Oh oh oh oh oh, hey!
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Unlock the geometry,
And Cydonia you will see.
Ah ah ah ah ah!

Verse 2:
Red Kore, just what does it conceal?
Is it a scam or real?
Nobody knows.
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Red Kore, buy one for twenty bucks.
Decide if it rules or sucks.
See where it goes.

Chorus:
And in the forums critics are flaming,
And at Unfiction, folks are confused,
And all across the web folks are asking:
"What's it do? What's it for? How's it used?"
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Intellect is not enough.
Intuition is the stuff
Oh oh oh oh oh, hey!
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Marc is keeping such tight lips,
But hopes you enjoy your trips.
Ah ah ah ah ah, hey!
Red Kore…
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.
Oh oh oh oh oh, hey!
Red Kore… (Red Kore)
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.
Ah ah ah ah ah.

Bridge:
(Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh…
Red Kore, Red Kore)
Red Kore, Red Kore, Strangest folk you'll ever meet.
Mutton-Chops and Tiki-Feet, oh oh oh oh oh, hey.
Red Kore, Red Kore, never was there such a tale.
Cryptic weirdness off the scale, ah ah ah ah ah.
(Red Kore, Red Kore)

Chorus:
And in the forums critics are flaming,
And at Unfiction, folks are confused,
And all across the web folks are asking:
"What's it do? What's it for? How's it used?"
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Come and join the TELEPORT.
Mind games of a different sort.
Oh oh oh oh oh, hey!
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Wear your lanyard, wear it proud.
You'll stand out in any crowd.
Ah ah ah ah ah, hey!
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Throw the Portal open wide,
Dare to see what waits outside.
Oh oh oh oh oh, hey!
Red Kore, Red Kore,
Unlock the geometry,
And Cydonia you will see.
Ah ah ah ah ah,
Hey!
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 8:12 pm
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*rocking out*
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2003 4:26 am
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Noi
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 		oh man, if you would concentrate as much as you did at this song on teleport instead you would proberly had solve it now Smile

Nice song btw Smile

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2003 4:51 am
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