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[HUMOR] Fast Mall Joker
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Omnie
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 		[HUMOR] Fast Mall Joker
I got this e-mail a little while ago:

thejokerSPLATfastmalljoker.com wrote:
Here is your first joker, kid...

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Juicy was young. Too young. He didn't understand what it meant to fall in
love. Juicy got hurt. Hurt bad. Juicy grew up. The innocent kid became a
very disturbed man. He grew a mustache. He is following me.

I am The Joker. I am your friend. Will you help me get to the bottom of
this mystery?


- The Joker


Leading to Fast Mall Joker. Laughing

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Try searching for thejoker.

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and mrmustache

(^cards found by Rowan. Mr. Green)

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jamesi
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Nadif
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RPGgame
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 		if only i could figure out how to register.

Who did shoot jr i think its

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sue ellen


you have to add

THE JEW
THE DRUNK BASTARD
THE CLASS CLOWN
THE TOWN IDIOT

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krystyn
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RPGgame wrote:

Who did shoot jr i think its

Flaming Nutter Flaming Nutter Flaming Nutter
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RPGgame
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krystyn wrote:

Flaming Nutter Flaming Nutter Flaming Nutter


lol ok who else posted that one. Shocked

Laughing

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CoffeeJedi
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 		i wonder if Dan Brauer is playing.......
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konamouse
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 		Who did shoot jr i think its

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Kristen (Sue Ellen's sister)

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aliendial
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 		What did you do to get to the cards? (Since the site doesn't actually let you register...)

[rather than make a brand new post - perhaps I was having a unique problem because yes I did try typing the names into the search box and got nuthin'. Still no reaction when I use the search box...]
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RPGgame
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aliendial wrote:
What did you do to get to the cards? (Since the site doesn't actually let you register...)


You type into the search box here are the cards that have been "discovered" so far

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Enter in thejoker you get
http://fastmalljoker.com/profile.php?username=thejoker


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Enter in mrmustache
http://fastmalljoker.com/profile.php?username=mrmustache


I only got those two from the above post which said they were found by Rowan

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konamouse
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 		Chippee has a card (click on his name from the Top Players page).

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When Maurice and I arrived at Compton Mall, there was no one else there. By the time we left, there were two small groups of family members, and a woman shopping for beans, stepping over the young babies and lightly reading the labels as they passed.

It was a good feeling, like people were respecting the values of the place.

I gravitated towards the aisle of B, and decided to honor it by spending a few quiet moments. We ate the flower, and put on the joker's hat.

We zoomed around the mall for sometime in hilarity and peace, apparently no one does this anymore, and finally we found the store detectives.

They weren't very happy.

Hopefully the flowers eating and the funny hat will help create the illusion of fun and jot, where previously others had sought to take that away.

This is a picture of us just outside of the mall, after being chased by security guards.

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krystyn
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 		Buh.
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Phaedra
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krystyn wrote:
Buh.


I blame, uh, Krystyn.
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strife777
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 		Kate has a card too Smile WOO!

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aliendial
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 		I regret to say that I'm sure I recognize mrmustache. But now have far more information than I ever wanted about him. And shopping cart boy, you're busted. Oh yeah, and chippee.
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