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[European Chris]

There's a hard back copy of it in Picaddilly Waterstones-I bought the last paperback for my cousin.

Now run along and listen to your 'Son of Dork' album.

[oliverkeers13]

[European Chris]

[oliverkeers13]

So are we sticking with that 5pm start, or making it earlier? There was talk of starting it a bit earlier. I guess 4 would be better for most people. Also, are we keeping this Unfiction, or shall we do a FanBoy3 and ask MC to put an ad on the PXC website?

[European Chris]

Not that fussed really-do what you feel is appropriate Ollie.

[Mikeyj]

The more brains the better surely?

Have a great time...I'll be on a long distance train (probably without a seat, it having been stolen by an old lady with a big stick) and there'll be someone smelly standing next to me (BO and the faint scent of gherkin). My other half has no patience at all so she'll be demanding that I entertain her. I can't even give her a book to read as she throws up. My only solace will be miniatures from the bar...not that I'll be able to get there as the carriage will be blocked by those outsize wardrobes with a tiny handle and smaller wheels that people seem to find it necessary to travel with nowadays. Perhaps, as with the last time I did this journey, the steward will announce "Could a member of the cleaning team please make their way to carriage C and bring their equipment for dealing with sick" in such a way to make it clear that carriage C was knee deep in whatever heavily processed muck was being shovelled down little Jimmy to keep him from crawling under the seats and gumming the ankles of anyone within drool range. If someone died no-one would notice; held upright by their sweating corpulant fellow 'customers', rigor mortis masked by the jerking progress of the train, and slight smell of decay commingling with the stench of the chemical toilet and christmas dinner empowered farts.

I love Christmas...happy new year

[European Chris]

'bar'....children on trains...smelly people.

Go first class man.

[Mikeyj]

I'd have to find the cube to have the funds

[number9dream]

[European Chris]

Works for the whole of the North East of England really.

[number9dream]

[Mikeyj]

Well...looking at your avatars...sleazy boy-band svengali and bill Bailey/quasimodo, I think I'd move to another carriage!

ps

Fancy a three-some?

[number9dream]

[tanner]

i dont think i can make it

if i dont here is my greetings (seasonal) to you all

http://www.tanner-orbital.com/greetings.html

[ryandrew]

I would come down, but getting back up is a pain in the arse. I will see how the train times are.