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Machina Kyrios
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[HUMOR] (Hopefully...) Smart-ass Responses to the Quiz

I figured some tension needed to be relieved, and since I'm no good with this puzzle might as well try to help morale.

Thus... Entirely incorrect answers to the Quiz Puzzle

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1. How is the majority of the station's power produced?

A Geothermal energy
C Solar energy
B Nuclear fusion
D Fossil fuel
E. Hamster Wheels

2. What is the station's gravity in the main habitation level?

A 0.1 g
C 1.0 g
B 0.3 g
D 2.0 g
E. You mean it's not just centri-whatever force?

3. Who is head of the station's environmental systems?

A Dr Martha Crappert
C Prof Steven Hawking
B Prof Terry Jones
D Dr Robert Zubrin
E. Stevie

4. What is the medium used for storing data within the station?

A Punch cards
C Optical disks
B Floppy disks
D Quibit disks
E. Pencil and notepad.

5. The station's safety system is made up of three identical computers
that use a majority voting system to make safety related decisions.
What is the collective name for this system?

A Athens
C Congress
B Hanging Chad
D Pericles
E. The M.A.G.I </Obligatory Anime Reference>

6. Who was the first person to set foot on the station?

A Professor Igor Bronco
C Miss Rose Mantling
B Dr Tabellae Foro
D Mr William White
E. Some nameless worker who really doesn't matter

7. Which of the following is not an area of research on the station?

A Space exploration
C Robotics
B Medicine
D Meta-physics
E. Kitten Decompression... I hope...

8. What is the name of the station's primary elevator?

A False Hope
C Hole Punch
B New Dawn
D Enterprise
E. Bob

9. Out of what type of material is the station's elevator pylon constructed?

A Transparent aluminum
C Carbon nano-fibres
B Titanium alloy
D Neutronium
E. Nylon rope

10. How long is the station?

A 1550 m
C 4521 m
B 3212 m
D 6700 m
E. It's not the length that matters, it's how you use it.

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