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[UPDATE] the inept (1/11/2006)

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grumpyboy
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[UPDATE] the inept (1/11/2006)

hahahaha, this is good one! Laughing

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the all new igor bronco action figure (satire)
January 11th, 2006

SAI Pets brings you the all new Igor Bronco Action Figure, available in stores for Christmas - Next year!!

Features include:

20 pre-recorded saying including,

� "If the cable snaps then we're all screwed"
� "Larger, poorer, slower"
� "A zillion tons of rock never hurt anyone"
� "Sure, all my friends and family are on the board"
� "If it's going to be named after anybody I want that person to be me!"
� "No I was cleared of all those allegations years ago"
And everyone's favorite
� "Asteroid! What Asteroid?"

Built in one way communicator - Hear Bronco rule by decree!

Iron gripping hands - Once he's gets hold of you he'll never let go.

Accessories include:

� Personalized ego carrying case.
� DIY elevator kit comprising of a ball of string, a big rock and a tin can.
� Psychiatric hospital admission papers (Signed by a real doctor).
� Bottle of evil pills - One pill will send you into a Coma for weeks!

Additional accessories, like everything Orbicon produces, are sold separately for more than you could ever afford.

Coming soon - Orbicon Henchman Doll.
Will steal toys from children.
WARNING. Likely to fall apart under pressure.

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:55 am

Dionysus
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Posts: 612
Location: Philadelphia Area

THat last part really concerns me.

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Coming soon - Orbicon Henchman Doll.
Will steal toys from children.
WARNING. Likely to fall apart under pressure.

How the HELL did they know about that? They definatly have a spy on the station.. or amoung us *cough* Causepoet *cough*

I'm emailing Seth right now.

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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:01 am

Shelina
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Dionysus wrote:

How the HELL did they know about that?

About what? Im confussed Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:10 am

camdman
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Joined: 29 Sep 2005
Posts: 27
Location: Australia

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How the HELL did they know about that?

I think he was talking about the attempted theft of raider...

It could be just a coincidence that they said that in their story, but I'm inclined to agree with Dionysus about the possibility of a spy on the station.

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:32 am

1keupon1peukon
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Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 8
Location: France

camdman wrote:

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How the HELL did they know about that?

I think he was talking about the attempted theft of raider...

Or the rummaging through Stevie's science kit

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:52 am

camdman
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Or the rummaging through Stevie's science kit

Oh, yeah, didn't even think of that one Embarassed

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:27 am

Ofiuco
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Not to mention coma pills. Suspicious!

So Bronco was in a psychiatric hospital? Intriguing!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:42 pm

Shelina
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Location: Madrid, Spain

Ofiuco wrote:

So Bronco was in a psychiatric hospital? Intriguing!

He was treated of claustrophoby as it was told in one of the files Steven emailed us

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:06 pm

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