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medioxcore
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Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Posts: 80
Location: underyourbed

another convo, another contact

i was just contacted by truman...john truman, 1nce more who again, is pointing me elsewhere. this time he said he is going to have his friend (the guy who's permission tailor must obtain before destroying earth) get in touch with me. here is our convo.

Quote:

[16:48] ToLiveThere: Hello?
[16:48] norrisbreakface: hello
[16:48] ToLiveThere: I believe I spoke to you yesterday.
[16:49] norrisbreakface: you did!
[16:49] ToLiveThere: True.
[16:49] norrisbreakface: about magnagnomes
[16:49] ToLiveThere: Sorry about the interruption.
[16:49] norrisbreakface: no problem
[16:49] norrisbreakface: are you free to speak today?
[16:50] ToLiveThere: Yes. Hopefully.
[16:50] ToLiveThere: I was trying to contact you in hopes of telling you about what's going to happen soon.
[16:51] norrisbreakface: ?
[16:51] norrisbreakface: am i in danger?
[16:51] norrisbreakface: well...is the planet in danger
[16:51] norrisbreakface: ?
[16:51] ToLiveThere: Would you like to know now? Or do you already know about EKO.
[16:51] norrisbreakface: i have been told conflicting stories about eko
[16:51] ToLiveThere: Right. DO you know what EKO stands for?
[16:52] ToLiveThere: Sir?
[16:52] norrisbreakface: eathkannotobsolete?
[16:52] ToLiveThere: yes. But spelled with 3 e's.
[16:52] ToLiveThere: I do not know why.
[16:52] norrisbreakface: hahaha
[16:52] ToLiveThere: Yes.
[16:53] ToLiveThere: Anyway, do you know everything about what Tailor is trying to do?
[16:53] norrisbreakface: i know some. i have heard he is trying to destroy our planet
[16:53] norrisbreakface: i think
[16:54] ToLiveThere: Right.
[16:54] ToLiveThere: He is trying to do it the law abiding way.
[16:54] norrisbreakface: how does he plan on doing that?
[16:54] norrisbreakface: there are rules for destroying a planet?
[16:55] ToLiveThere: Convincing many important people that they do not need Earth any longer.
[16:55] norrisbreakface: hmmm
[16:55] ToLiveThere: One of those important people, however, is a friend of mine.
[16:55] norrisbreakface: is he alone in his beliefs?
[16:55] ToLiveThere: Besides me, yes.
[16:56] norrisbreakface: wait...so you want earth to be destroyed as well?
[16:56] norrisbreakface: *confused*
[16:56] ToLiveThere: The other imprtant people don't see any reason. In fact, Earth is causing them to money.
[16:56] ToLiveThere: No. Me and my friend want to keep the Earth alive.
[16:56] norrisbreakface: ohhhh
[16:56] norrisbreakface: okay
[16:56] norrisbreakface: i was asking about tailor
[16:57] norrisbreakface: is he the only 1ne who wants to destroy the planet
[16:57] ToLiveThere: No. No one cares if the planet is destroyed.
[16:57] norrisbreakface: wow
[16:57] ToLiveThere: Except me and my friend.
[16:57] norrisbreakface: and why do you 2wo care?
[16:58] ToLiveThere: That is confidential.
[16:58] norrisbreakface: hmmmm
[16:58] ToLiveThere: Right.
[16:58] ToLiveThere: Go with blind trust.
[16:58] norrisbreakface: i'll listen to you a bit further before i put any more trust into you
[16:59] ToLiveThere: Alright.
[16:59] norrisbreakface: right now i'm only listening because you say you are trying to help me save my home
[16:59] ToLiveThere: I believe my friend is registering an account today.
[16:59] ToLiveThere: He will probably help convince you.
[16:59] norrisbreakface: does he have a screen name i can get a hold of him on?
[17:00] ToLiveThere: Not yet, but in about 20 minutes your time, yes.
[17:00] norrisbreakface: awesome
[17:00] norrisbreakface: your name is truman, right?
[17:00] ToLiveThere: Truman?
[17:00] norrisbreakface: i was told you were called truman?
[17:01] norrisbreakface: maybe my sources are wrong
[17:01] ToLiveThere: By who?
[17:01] norrisbreakface: hmm...
[17:01] norrisbreakface: i don't remember off the top of my head
[17:01] ToLiveThere: Okay...
[17:01] norrisbreakface: so what is your name?
[17:02] ToLiveThere: Well, I am afriad that I must depart. I am going to inform my friend that he should get on and talk to you.
[17:02] norrisbreakface: okay
[17:02] ToLiveThere: My name...is....Okay, may name is John Truman.
[17:02] ToLiveThere: my*
[17:02] ToLiveThere: Sorry.
[17:02] norrisbreakface: it's okay
[17:02] norrisbreakface: nice to meet you john
[17:02] ToLiveThere: Your sources were right.
[17:02] norrisbreakface: i am tyler
[17:02] ToLiveThere: I have put much faith in you..Tyler.
[17:02] ToLiveThere: Goodbye.
[17:03] norrisbreakface: goodbye
[17:03] *** "ToLiveThere" signed off at Sat Jan 28 17:03:04 2006.

so hopefully i'll receive word from this "friend" soon.

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:14 pm

medioxcore
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magnagnomes, george dubya, and the dtc...

was just contacted by trumans friend (as if you couldn't tell...lol) and here is our conversation.

Quote:

[17:19] TrumansFriend23: Hello.
[17:20] norrisbreakface: hi
[17:20] norrisbreakface: trumans friend, i presume?
[17:20] norrisbreakface: lol
[17:20] TrumansFriend23: Bit of a strange screen name, eh? Ran out of..innovation.
[17:20] norrisbreakface: thats fine
[17:20] TrumansFriend23: Well, myself and Truman have been monitoring you.
[17:20] norrisbreakface: yes
[17:21] TrumansFriend23: You and your friends have taken intrest in our affairs. Or John has taken intrest in youres.
[17:21] TrumansFriend23: I don't know.
[17:21] norrisbreakface: i think its been a little of both
[17:21] TrumansFriend23: And your friend. Who was the one that guessed Truman's name?
[17:22] TrumansFriend23: I would like to contact them.
[17:22] norrisbreakface: hmmm
[17:22] norrisbreakface: i'm not sure if i should give you that information...
[17:22] TrumansFriend23: Well, well.
[17:22] norrisbreakface: don't take that personally
[17:22] TrumansFriend23: I can just figure it out for myself then...
[17:23] TrumansFriend23: I am monitoring you, Tyler.
[17:23] TrumansFriend23: I know that you and your companions think that this is a game. This is no game.
[17:24] TrumansFriend23: It seems that a..."Chewy" On your message boards has stated his name.
[17:24] TrumansFriend23: Truman Show.
[17:24] norrisbreakface: hmmm...it's just hard to completely change your beliefs about how things work in a span of 24 hours. yesterday morning i was just on earth. now i'm on some intergalactic reality show. it's a lot to take in in a day
[17:24] TrumansFriend23: Very humorus.
[17:24] norrisbreakface: lol
[17:24] norrisbreakface: yes
[17:25] TrumansFriend23: I understand.
[17:25] norrisbreakface: that is kind of how this all seems though
[17:25] TrumansFriend23: So, how would I go about contacting this "Chewy"?
[17:25] norrisbreakface: i actually don't know
[17:25] norrisbreakface: in all honesty
[17:25] TrumansFriend23: I would like to tell him he is a good guesser.
[17:26] TrumansFriend23: Thank you anyway.
[17:26] norrisbreakface: well he didn't guess
[17:26] TrumansFriend23: I have been browsing these "unfiction" boards.
[17:26] norrisbreakface: and what do you think?
[17:26] TrumansFriend23: They are interesting.
[17:26] norrisbreakface: lol...yeah they are. that is why i post there. lol
[17:27] TrumansFriend23: I like that you take everything for a game. I do not see what John sees in you.
[17:27] norrisbreakface: i don't take this as a game
[17:27] TrumansFriend23: But this is his job.
[17:27] TrumansFriend23: And he's good at it.
[17:27] TrumansFriend23: You don't eh?
[17:27] norrisbreakface: i am skeptical, but i take the destruction of my home very seriously
[17:27] TrumansFriend23: I see.
[17:27] TrumansFriend23: Well, John was right to put faith in you.
[17:28] TrumansFriend23: And his typing is a bit messy.
[17:28] norrisbreakface: hahaha
[17:28] TrumansFriend23: Would you like to know why?
[17:28] norrisbreakface: why his typing is messy or why the earth is set for destruction??
[17:28] TrumansFriend23: Why he is typing messily.
[17:29] norrisbreakface: hahaha...i heard he was a drunk
[17:29] norrisbreakface: but you didn't hear that from me, if it's news to you
[17:29] norrisbreakface: Very Happy

[17:29] TrumansFriend23: Oh, he likes to take a swig or two from time to time, but that's not it...
[17:29] norrisbreakface: hmmm
[17:29] norrisbreakface: why then?
[17:29] TrumansFriend23: It was bitten off by a Magna Gnome.
[17:29] norrisbreakface: ahh!
[17:29] norrisbreakface: ouch!
[17:30] TrumansFriend23: Those damn Magna Gnomes.
[17:30] norrisbreakface: so...what are these "magnagnomes?"
[17:30] TrumansFriend23: Weapons. Let me explain.
[17:30] norrisbreakface: please do
[17:31] TrumansFriend23: Magna Gnomes are little Gnomes that entertain people's desires.
[17:31] norrisbreakface: hmmm
[17:31] TrumansFriend23: But when Tailor's desire is to destroy Earth, who do you think does it for him?
[17:31] TrumansFriend23: His Magna Gnome.
[17:31] norrisbreakface: hmmm
[17:32] TrumansFriend23: John, for some reason, asked for his arm to be cut off. It must have been itching or something.
[17:32] TrumansFriend23: And he had a MagnaGnome at the time.
[17:32] norrisbreakface: lol
[17:32] norrisbreakface: why didn't he just scratch it?
[17:33] TrumansFriend23: Well, the MagnaGnomes read people's minds to discover their desires. For a fleeting moment, John wished he didn't have an arm. It obliged.
[17:33] norrisbreakface: hahahaha
[17:33] norrisbreakface: that sucks
[17:34] TrumansFriend23: You have to have a single goal in mind for MGs to work properly.
[17:34] norrisbreakface: i see
[17:34] norrisbreakface: so what is stopping the tailors MG from just destroying the planet? if that is what tailor wishes...
[17:35] TrumansFriend23: Oh, well, the MGs have to do this gradually. Piece by piece, the world is falling apart. One act of MagnaGnomes was your President George Bush Jr. being re-elected.
[17:36] norrisbreakface: hahahaha...
[17:36] norrisbreakface: i knew that little bastard couldn't have won legitmately
[17:36] TrumansFriend23: So, when "Chewy" says that grammar checks are neccesary, that is wrong. So stop hating on the guy with one arm.
[17:36] TrumansFriend23: Yeah.

----------------------------edited for irrelevance---------------------------------

[17:39] TrumansFriend23: I have taken intrest in these "ARGs" of yours.
[17:39] norrisbreakface: and what do you think?
[17:39] TrumansFriend23: These called "Who Is Benjamin Stove" and "Project Ashcroft Three" look interesting..
[17:40] TrumansFriend23: Do you play either?
[17:40] norrisbreakface: i don't
[17:40] norrisbreakface: i just joined these messageboards and found out about args yesterday
[17:40] norrisbreakface: i haven't gotten too in to them yet
[17:41] TrumansFriend23: Really? That's very nice, they must be popular. If I ever finish this, I may need to start playing them.
[17:41] norrisbreakface: hahaha
[17:41] TrumansFriend23: Alternate Reality...
[17:41] norrisbreakface: yes indeed
[17:42] TrumansFriend23: That seems to be what you and the others John has contacted are in, and Alternate Reality. Everything real is different from what you thought it was.
[17:42] TrumansFriend23: an*
[17:42] TrumansFriend23: I make my own spelling errors, from time to time.
[17:43] norrisbreakface: hahaha. i guess, yes, you could say we were in an alternate reality
[17:43] TrumansFriend23: Sir? Are you there?
[17:43] norrisbreakface: yessir!
[17:43] TrumansFriend23: Right.
[17:43] norrisbreakface: so what are you going to do to preserve our planet?
[17:43] TrumansFriend23: You do not have to call me that. Call me by my real name.
[17:44] norrisbreakface: what is your real name?
[17:44] TrumansFriend23: Hmmm....Bond. James Bond.
[17:44] norrisbreakface: hahahaha
[17:44] norrisbreakface: nice
[17:44] TrumansFriend23: Just kidding.
[17:44] TrumansFriend23: Hannerson. James Hannerson.
[17:44] TrumansFriend23: Close enough.
[17:45] norrisbreakface: nice to meet you james Smile

[17:45] TrumansFriend23: You too, Tyler.
[17:45] TrumansFriend23: Do you trust me?
[17:45] norrisbreakface: so why are truman and yourself so interested in keeping our planet alive?
[17:45] TrumansFriend23: Oh, yes.
[17:46] norrisbreakface: i might trust you more if you could give me a decent reason
[17:46] TrumansFriend23: Well....John has a significant other on the planet. Plus, he just has a fancy for Earth. It took him in the first time he was there.
[17:46] TrumansFriend23: I am just along for the ride.
[17:46] norrisbreakface: awwwwwww
[17:46] norrisbreakface: how romantic
[17:46] norrisbreakface: lol
[17:47] TrumansFriend23: Yes, sweet of him.
[17:47] norrisbreakface: saving his love from death
[17:47] norrisbreakface: you must be a good friend to want to help
[17:47] TrumansFriend23: But she is beautiful. I do not blame him.
[17:47] TrumansFriend23: I am helping because it is my duty as an agent of DTC.
[17:48] norrisbreakface: dtc? what is dtc?
[17:48] TrumansFriend23: Oh, yes, John must have not told you.
[17:48] TrumansFriend23: DestinedToComply.
[17:48] norrisbreakface: hmmm
[17:49] TrumansFriend23: A collection of agents who...Comply with their orders. Our commander has seen promise in Earth.
[17:49] TrumansFriend23: Plus, Tailor is a complete slimeball.
[17:49] norrisbreakface: hahahaha
[17:49] TrumansFriend23: I am afraid I must depart now.
[17:49] norrisbreakface: okay
[17:49] norrisbreakface: well thank you for your information
[17:49] TrumansFriend23: Keep in touch.
[17:49] norrisbreakface: i will
[17:50] norrisbreakface: goodday james
[17:50] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:06 pm

Huginn
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"I am Truman"

Aliens watching us for entertainment.

Anything like the truemanshow of Jim Carrey noteworth.

Oddly enough, it is on shortly

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:29 pm

Paul_K
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Joined: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 19
Location: Australia

Well this is getting rather drab. Mentioning unforums Rolling Eyes

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:45 pm

Myeerah
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Posts: 120
Location: California

So, they're obviously watching the forums and trying to get us to interact as well... Hmm.. Seems coincidence on the name as well, they're probably gonna be getting ideas from us here as well... Mr. Green

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:52 pm

Falafel
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Joined: 30 Dec 2005
Posts: 73

Quote:

[19:32] to FU POT pourri: Ok.
[19:33] ToLiveThere: Anyway, the real one that makes the decisions is called "342".
[19:33] ToLiveThere: A robotic system like Tailor, but much more intellegent.
[19:34] to FU POT pourri: Wait, Tailor is a robot?
[19:34] ToLiveThere: A robotic system.
[19:34] to FU POT pourri: Oh.
[19:34] ToLiveThere: And 342 made th*******************
[19:35] ToLiveThere: *****Please hold, you wil be connected with EKO operators in a moment.******
[19:35] ToLiveThere: **********Hello, EKO desk, how may I help you?
[19:35] to FU POT pourri: Hi I'd like to speak to customer service.
[19:35] ToLiveThere: Alright then, let me transfer you.********
[19:36] ToLiveThere: *******Customer service, how may I help you?
[19:36] to FU POT pourri: I'd like to report a problem with the product you sold me.
[19:36] ToLiveThere: What is the product, sir?
[19:37] to FU POT pourri: I'd like to ask the same question. I don't even know what it does.
[19:37] ToLiveThere: Do you have any idea what it is. Things have names, sweetie.
[19:38] ToLiveThere: Well?
[19:38] to FU POT pourri: I dont know its name, could you give me a list of the products you sell?
[19:39] ToLiveThere: Well, let's see....oh, our DCLMs have been a little buggy latley.
[19:39] to FU POT pourri: I'm not sure if that's it, can you tell me what the DCLM does, or should do?
[19:40] ToLiveThere: Direct Call Line Modems. They re-direct calls.
[19:41] to FU POT pourri: Ah. Thats it. I ordered it for my small business.
[19:41] ToLiveThere: What's wrong with it?
[19:41] to FU POT pourri: Well its not redirecting calls.
[19:42] ToLiveThere: What's the product number?
[19:42] to FU POT pourri: hmm... lemme find it
[19:43] ToLiveThere: Okay.
[19:43] to FU POT pourri: 8954504
[19:43] ToLiveThere: Mr.........er....
[19:43] ToLiveThere: We seem to have lost your account. I'll need a name.
[19:43] to FU POT pourri: Fred Garner
[19:44] ToLiveThere: Oh, yes, Mr.Garner. We have you right here. So, we'll be sending you a free DCLM, plus a coupon for our next EKO sale.
[19:45] to FU POT pourri: Alright. Thank you.
[19:45] ToLiveThere: Anything else, hon?
[19:45] to FU POT pourri: No, that will be it for now. I'll ask later if I have any further questions.
[19:45] ToLiveThere: Alright, thanks for your continued patronage, yadda**************

[/quote]

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:42 pm

Paul_K
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Posts: 19
Location: Australia

Urgh.

If the puppet master is reading this, perhaps he or she should re-read these rules [ click ] as they seem to have forgotten about creating accounts for posting on the unforums in character is a no-no, eg:

Quote:

13:59
(13:59:5 Cool

ToLiveThere: Hello.
(14:00:11) Raytrace88: greetings.
(14:00:55) ToLiveThere: I need you to contact me. Not vice versa.
(14:01:06) ToLiveThere: It works better that way.
(14:01:17) Raytrace88: pardon me, I've been a little busy of late.
(14:01:32) ToLiveThere: That's alright, friend.
(14:02:06) ToLiveThere: Now, I suggest you've read my past conversations with other, correct?
(14:02:12) Raytrace88: indeed.
(14:02:50) ToLiveThere: And you know that I know where you communicate with the others, these "message boards".
(14:02:59) Raytrace88: yessum.
(14:03:15) ToLiveThere: Alright.
(14:04:04) ToLiveThere: I intend to create an account there, to become able to post information I wish for everyone to see.
(14:04:13) Raytrace88: Do you think that wise?
(14:04:30) Raytrace88: as you are no doubt aware, these message boards are easily identifiable
(14:04:47) ToLiveThere: Yes. I will only post 1 thing though. And yes I am aware.

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:02 pm

Paul_K
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Location: Australia

Quote:

14:31
(14:31:27) ToLiveThere: Rules? I see.
(14:31:46) ToLiveThere: Can I ask you to post this then?
(14:33:54) ToLiveThere: List of recruits:
Commanders:
RayTrace88
norrisbreakface
Officers:
bust them heads
tofupotpourri
TheRowan72
(14:34:29) Raytrace88: ok
(14:34:44) ToLiveThere: I'm not trying to be stupid.
(14:35:07) ToLiveThere: I'm just a bit unajusted to your customs.
(14:35:25) Raytrace88: done
(14:35:35) ToLiveThere: Thank you.
(14:35:42) ToLiveThere: Good night.
(14:35:49) Raytrace88: peace
(14:35:49) ToLiveThere logged out.
(14:35:49) Unable to send message: Not logged in

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:29 pm

Myeerah
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Aww man, I wanted to be something Sad

He logs off every time I try to contact him..

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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:10 am

James Blond
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Posts: 134

Although not nearly as funny as Rowan's conversation, here are a few that I've had.

Quote:

HKDN8: Hi?
HKDN8: Is this Eko?
ToLiveThere: No. This is a former EKO com line.
HKDN8: Who is this?
ToLiveThere: This is Ford.
ToLiveThere: Who is this?
HKDN8: I was told to IM you...by some Unfiction people.
ToLiveThere: Right...then I can trust you.
ToLiveThere: What do you wish to know?
HKDN8: They said to ask you about the Magma Gnomes?
HKDN8: And that you had the sweet hookups?
ToLiveThere: Hookups to what?
HKDN8: Some kind of a hotel?
HKDN8: With...
HKDN8: Hang on.
HKDN8: "Free Skinnemax"?
HKDN8: Yeah. That's the phrase they used.
ToLiveThere: You have the wrong information friend.
HKDN8: I'm not so sure. They were very clear in their description.
HKDN8: :-\
HKDN8: They also told me you sent the Magma Gnomes to my house the other day?
ToLiveThere: I did no such thing.
HKDN8: I don't appreciate opening my door to find a bag of flaming Magma Gnome poo, sir. Not one bit.
ToLiveThere: You'll want to contact EKO127 for that.
ToLiveThere: I must leave.
ToLiveThere signed off at 9:11:57 PM.

Then, a little while later, the mysterious EKO logged in...

Quote:

HKDN8: Hello?
EKO127: Yes?
HKDN8: Are you the person I'm supposed to complain to?
EKO127: This is the EKO line, so I suppose. How may I help you?
EKO127: Sir?
HKDN8: My sink is making this strange whirring sound.
HKDN8: It won't stop.
EKO127: Did you purchase the sink from us, sir?
HKDN8: Yes. In November of last year.
HKDN8: I also purchased your extended warranty.
HKDN8: It's good until "Hell freezes over.".
EKO127: What's the model?
HKDN8: AJ-101
EKO127: I'll need a name.
HKDN8: Please, tell me what's wrong with it.
HKDN8: It's the "Sterling Silver With Built In Garbage Disposal".
HKDN8: Oh!
HKDN8: OH GOD.
EKO127: What?
HKDN8: It just chopped off my son's hand!
HKDN8: And...the whirring has gotten worse!
EKO127: Oh, God!
HKDN8: JESUS! There's blood everywhere!
EKO127: Call the paremedics!
HKDN8: Please Mr. Eko! Make the whirring stop!
HKDN8: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!
HKDN8: ...wait. Can't you call the paramedics for me?
HKDN8: I mean, that is what I pay you people for, isn't it?
EKO127: Sir, we promise we will take care of everything! just calm down. Yes we will call for you, please hold.
EKO127: ****
EKO127: Alright, they are coming.
EKO127: Now we promise to pay for every expense, and get a new sink.
EKO127: I'm terribly sorry sir.
EKO127: Sir?
EKO127: Sir?
HKDN8: I-I'm here.
HKDN8: I found a switch.
EKO127: A switch.
HKDN8: It stopped the whirring.
HKDN8: I thought it was a light switch.
EKO127: That's all you needed to do.
HKDN8: Heh, silly me.
EKO127: ....
EKO127: Are the paremedics there yet?
HKDN8: Too bad my son's hand is all chopped up...
HKDN8: No.
HKDN8: Hang on, I'm going to try giving him an aspirin.
EKO127: ....An asprin?
HKDN8: Sure. You know, for the pain?
HKDN8: I have horse tranquilizers too, if you think that would work better?
EKO127: No, no, just the asprin for now.
HKDN8: Oh. Ok.
HKDN8: It's chewable. Cherry. His favorite.
EKO127: If you would like to shout your face off at our leader, would you like me to transfer you?
HKDN8: Oh, sure. That sounds quite fun, actually.
EKO127: Hold on...*****

HKDN8: What? No music to listen to while I hold?
HKDN8: Such poor service.
EKO127: I'm sorry, he's not avalible right now.
EKO127: I'm going to need to contact you tomorrow. Good day sir.
HKDN8: That's ok...actually, if I could,
EKO127: Yes?
HKDN8: can you transfer me to Chuck Norris?
HKDN8: He's my son's idol.
HKDN8: Being able to talk to him would help ease the pain.
EKO127: He can only talk for a minute.
HKDN8: Please sir, do it for my dying son.
EKO127: But yes.
EKO127: *****
EKO127: Yes?
HKDN8: Chuck?
HKDN8: Chuck Norris?
EKO127: Yes, this is Chuck Norris. Who is this?
HKDN8: Oh my gawd.
HKDN8: I don't even know where to begin.
HKDN8: I've heard so much about you...
EKO127: Er....your name?
HKDN8: Is it true your tears can cure cancer?
EKO127: ..Yeah. That's a true one.
HKDN8: Wow.
HKDN8: You should really bottle that stuff up.
HKDN8: You could make a killing.
EKO127: It's also true that I deflected all the bullets Lee Harvey Oswald shot at President Kennedy with my beard.
EKO127: He died of witnessing pure awesome.
HKDN8: Wow!
EKO127: Yeah.
HKDN8: You sir, are a true American hero.
EKO127: I am.
HKDN8: Have you ever thought about running for President?
EKO127: It seems a bit degrating. A bit of a down-grade from Chuck Norris.
EKO127: I actually used to make the decisions. The president was just a sock puppet, until George Bush Sr. Came along.
HKDN8: Chuck, while I have you on the line, can you tell me where to find the Magma Gnomes?
EKO127: Oh, yeah, but I have to get off right after this.
HKDN8: Sure, sure. You're a busy guy, I understand.
EKO127: The Magna Gnomes are in my backyard.
EKO127: Thanks for the admiration.
EKO127: I'm always happy to talk to people like you.
HKDN8: It's been a pleasure, man. Truly.
EKO127: Goodbye.
HKDN8: Bye Chuckie!
EKO127 signed off at 10:17:54 PM.

Dude. He let me talk to Chuck Norris. Very Happy

Quote:

HKDN8: Oh, hello again!
HKDN8: Back so soon?
ToLiveThere: Yes, just for the moment.
ToLiveThere: I'll be leaving soon/
ToLiveThere: Did you contact EKO.
ToLiveThere: ?
HKDN8: Yes. They were quite helpful, actually.
HKDN8: Very nice people.
ToLiveThere: Really?
ToLiveThere: Oh, I must leave.
ToLiveThere: Told you it was soon.
HKDN8: I'd love to invite them to a barbeque sometime.
HKDN8: Maybe sing some drunken karaoke.
ToLiveThere: I'll contact you in a while. And yes that would be fun.
ToLiveThere: Goodbye.
ToLiveThere signed off at 10:31:39 PM.

I'm actually enjoying this game so far. Kudos to the PMs for playing along with me.

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:16 am

Myeerah
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Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 120
Location: California

Yeah, its pretty cool they can come up with stuff on the fly and go with it...just makes me wonder how far they can really go with it plot wise though..

_________________
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Estragon: Repented what?
Vladimir:Oh....We wouldn't have to go into the details.

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:17 am

medioxcore
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Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Posts: 80
Location: underyourbed

commander norris

i am a commander! yesssSssSSsSS! wish i could've talked to chuck, though. man, that guy is my hero. you know, the dinosaurs looked at chuck norris the wrong way once. ONCE.

~tyler

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:06 pm

Eldrin
Greenhorn

Joined: 30 Apr 2005
Posts: 3

I just talked with ToLiveThere, seems I'm gonna be a double agent. Here's the convo:

Quote:

HyperGeek7 (3:56:15 PM): Hello.
ToLiveThere (3:56:32 PM): Hello.
HyperGeek7 (3:56:57 PM): I recieved your name from the unforums in regard to something about Earth being in danger...
ToLiveThere (3:57:09 PM): Oh, yes.
ToLiveThere (3:57:16 PM): That's true.
ToLiveThere (3:57:38 PM): And you would like to join our faction?
HyperGeek7 (3:57:44 PM): I would indeed.
ToLiveThere (3:57:51 PM): Alright then.
HyperGeek7 (3:57:58 PM): This isn't much of a planet, but I'm rather attached to it.
ToLiveThere (3:58:19 PM): I like it as well.
ToLiveThere (3:58:32 PM): Now, I want you to do something for me.
HyperGeek7 (3:58:47 PM): I'd be glad to...what is it that I need to do?
ToLiveThere (3:59:15 PM): You, I think, will be an undercover type person.
HyperGeek7 (3:59:40 PM): You mean you want me to pretend to join EKO?
ToLiveThere (3:59:49 PM): Yes.
ToLiveThere (4:00:04 PM): "Pretend" being the key word.
HyperGeek7 (4:00:16 PM): Naturally.
ToLiveThere (4:00:41 PM): You will have to contact them during normal Sunday business hours, which starts in 30 minutes.
ToLiveThere (4:01:11 PM): Then you will ask to be a Magna Gnome breeder.
ToLiveThere (4:01:27 PM): In doing so, they will know that you know of their specific plans.
HyperGeek7 (4:01:42 PM): Very well.
ToLiveThere (4:01:57 PM): Good.
HyperGeek7 (4:02:02 PM): What screen name will I need to contact?
ToLiveThere (4:02:10 PM): EKO127.
ToLiveThere (4:02:21 PM): In 29 minutes.
HyperGeek7 (4:02:28 PM): I'll do it.
ToLiveThere (4:02:41 PM): Thank you, friend.
HyperGeek7 (4:02:50 PM): You are quite welcome.
ToLiveThere (4:03:32 PM): And also, try and see if you can reach Chuck Norris while you are there.
ToLiveThere (4:03:44 PM): He plays an important role in all this.
HyperGeek7 (4:03:52 PM): If you say so...
ToLiveThere (4:04:11 PM): Thank you again.
ToLiveThere (4:04:34 PM): Watch out for those Magna Gnomes, and be careful of what you think.
HyperGeek7 (4:04:46 PM): I will.
ToLiveThere (4:05:01 PM): Good.
ToLiveThere (4:05:05 PM): Anything else?
HyperGeek7 (4:05:10 PM): I don't think so.
ToLiveThere (4:05:22 PM): Well, pleasure talking to you.
ToLiveThere (4:05:28 PM): What time is it there?
HyperGeek7 (4:05:35 PM): 4:05 PM.
ToLiveThere (4:05:48 PM): At 4:30....
ToLiveThere (4:05:55 PM): Try to reach EKO127.
HyperGeek7 (4:05:58 PM): I will.
ToLiveThere (4:06:08 PM): Thank you sir.
ToLiveThere (4:06:12 PM): Good bye.
HyperGeek7 (4:06:14 PM): Bye.

I'll update at 4:30, my time, if possible.

EDIT: Okay, TrumansFriend23 asked me to relay this.
Commanders:
RayTrace88
norrisbreakface
Officers:
bust them heads
tofupotpouuri
TheRowan72
HKDN8
Other:
HyperGeek7

EDIT2: Okay, just spoke with EKO127.

Quote:

HyperGeek7 (4:30:27 PM): Is this EKO?
EKO127 (4:30:56 PM): Yes, this is EKO. How may I help you?
HyperGeek7 (4:31:06 PM): I'm interested in applying for a job.
EKO127 (4:31:38 PM): Alright, you'll have to speak to applications. I'll transfer you.
HyperGeek7 (4:31:45 PM): Thank you.
EKO127 (4:31:50 PM): *******
EKO127 (4:32:11 PM): Hello, Applications, how may I help you?
HyperGeek7 (4:32:27 PM): I'm interested in applying to be a Magna Gnome breeder.
EKO127 (4:32:36 PM): Ah, I see.
EKO127 (4:32:51 PM): I'll transfer you to Tailor.
EKO127 (4:32:51 PM): *****
EKO127 (4:33:02 PM): Hello, Tailor here.
EKO127 (4:33:14 PM): What?
HyperGeek7 (4:33:24 PM): I'm interested in applying to be a magna gnome breeder.
EKO127 (4:33:34 PM): Oh, well well.
EKO127 (4:33:56 PM): I see another promising leader in you.
EKO127 (4:34:18 PM): I am reading over your profile synopsis. You seem to be worthy of the job.
EKO127 (4:34:35 PM): You know you will have to stay on Earth for as long as possible?
HyperGeek7 (4:34:41 PM): I am aware of that.
EKO127 (4:35:09 PM): I suggest that you prepare for departure now, and be ready. The Day will come.
EKO127 (4:35:20 PM): And soon.
HyperGeek7 (4:35:26 PM): I will do so, then.
EKO127 (4:35:50 PM): We will be sending a Magna Gnome to you then. It will be there in a day or so.
EKO127 (4:36:02 PM): Will you be needing anything else?
HyperGeek7 (4:36:11 PM): Is Chuck Norris available?
EKO127 (4:36:20 PM): Ah, Mr. Norris.
EKO127 (4:36:30 PM): Yes, let me transfer you.
EKO127 (4:36:34 PM): ****
EKO127 (4:36:48 PM): Hello? Chuck Norris speaking.
HyperGeek7 (4:36:59 PM): Ah, Mr. Norris.
HyperGeek7 (4:37:20 PM): I was wondering if you've ever heard of something called EKO?
EKO127 (4:37:28 PM): Oh, yes.
EKO127 (4:37:40 PM): Wait, did John Truman contact you?
HyperGeek7 (4:37:46 PM): John who?
EKO127 (4:37:52 PM): Truman.
HyperGeek7 (4:38:05 PM): I'm afraid I don't know anyone by that name...
EKO127 (4:38:28 PM): The last time I spoke to him, he was under the name of "ToLiveThere"
HyperGeek7 (4:38:44 PM): Why would you want to know if I'd spoken to him?
EKO127 (4:39:13 PM): Because, he said he'd be sending recruits to me for training.
HyperGeek7 (4:39:28 PM): In that case...I very well may have...
EKO127 (4:39:45 PM): Ah, good. I can trust you then.
EKO127 (4:39:59 PM): Are you the one he sent to apply at EKO?
HyperGeek7 (4:40:03 PM): I am.
EKO127 (4:40:11 PM): Alright then.
EKO127 (4:40:30 PM): I will send the Magna Gnome to you. As EKO trusts me to do.
EKO127 (4:40:58 PM): But they do not know that when I send the MagnaGnomes, I bug them, so they do not work.
EKO127 (4:41:25 PM): After you get it, tell EKO that yours came broken, and that you are quitting.
EKO127 (4:41:46 PM): But before that, recive this information:
EKO127 (4:42:16 PM): The names of the people Tailor has to convince to destroy the Earth.
HyperGeek7 (4:42:27 PM): Very well.
EKO127 (4:42:29 PM): Is your mission clear?
HyperGeek7 (4:42:32 PM): It is.
EKO127 (4:42:36 PM): Good.
HyperGeek7 (4:43:00 PM): May I share this with the others who are acting against EKO?
EKO127 (4:43:34 PM): Yes, that would help. But remember, be careful. Any one of them could be an undercover for EKO.
EKO127 (4:43:44 PM): But since John trusts them, I do.
HyperGeek7 (4:44:03 PM): I'll keep that in mind...
EKO127 (4:44:10 PM): Anything else?
HyperGeek7 (4:44:15 PM): I don't think so.
EKO127 (4:44:24 PM): Okay, then.
EKO127 (4:44:31 PM): Keep in touch.
HyperGeek7 (4:44:33 PM): I will.
EKO127 (4:44:35 PM): ********
EKO127 (4:44:51 PM): And how was Mr.Norris?
HyperGeek7 (4:44:58 PM): He seemed well.
EKO127 (4:45:18 PM): He is sending the Magna Gnome as well, I presume?
HyperGeek7 (4:45:24 PM): Correct.
EKO127 (4:45:35 PM): Alright then.
EKO127 (4:45:44 PM): Good day, new recruit.
HyperGeek7 (4:45:49 PM): Farewell.
EKO127 signed off at 4:45:58 PM.

Looks like we've got Chuck Norris on our side! Woo! We can't lose now! I wonder how long I should give for the gnome to be delivered...

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:04 pm

medioxcore
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Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Posts: 80
Location: underyourbed

!?!?!?!

YESSS!!

chuck flippin norris.

all i have to say is that i hope he is on our side. if he is planning to destroy the planet...we can pretty much give up now. i mean...even phobias are afraid of chuck norris.

~tyler

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:48 pm

medioxcore
Veteran

Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Posts: 80
Location: underyourbed

chuckNjohn

spoke with truman...and chuck...IS A GO!!! apparently they are planning an assault on EKO HQ...they just need a few more recruits. though i'm unsure as to why. we DO have chuck norris on our side. did you know he actually died 3hree years ago? death is just to afraid to go tell him...and i don't blame him.

Quote:

[17:56] ToLiveThere: Tyler.
[17:56] norrisbreakface: mr. truman
[17:56] norrisbreakface: how are you?
[17:57] ToLiveThere: Good, thank you.
[17:57] ToLiveThere: And you?
[17:58] norrisbreakface: i am good. though i think i'm starting to get sick
[17:58] norrisbreakface: nothing serious though
[17:58] ToLiveThere: Oh, I'm sorry.
[17:58] ToLiveThere: Now, Tyler. I want to ask you and your friends of something.
[17:58] norrisbreakface: yes?
[17:59] ToLiveThere: When you have the chance, contact me. If I contact you, I have the chance of losing this line to EKO again.
[17:59] norrisbreakface: will do
[17:59] ToLiveThere: I do not want that to happen
[17:59] ToLiveThere: Did your friend contact Norris?
[18:00] norrisbreakface: indeed he did!
[18:00] ToLiveThere: He is on our side, you know.
[18:00] norrisbreakface: thank god!
[18:00] norrisbreakface: i would hate to have to go up against him
[18:00] ToLiveThere: Yeah, Chuck Norris does kick serious ass.
[18:00] norrisbreakface: his roundhouse kicks are lethal
[18:01] ToLiveThere: You nkow how he was born?
[18:01] ToLiveThere: know*
[18:01] norrisbreakface: ?
[18:01] ToLiveThere: He fought his way out of his mother's stomach.
[18:01] ToLiveThere: Seconds later he grew a beard.
[18:01] norrisbreakface: hahahaha
[18:01] norrisbreakface: of course
[18:02] norrisbreakface: i should've guessed that
[18:02] ToLiveThere: Yeah.
[18:02] norrisbreakface: so what kind of role does he play in all of this?
[18:02] ToLiveThere: He really doesent want to lose the Earth, seeing as he owns everything on it.
[18:03] ToLiveThere: And under the crust.
[18:03] norrisbreakface: mmm. quite understandable
[18:03] norrisbreakface: and how is he linked to EKO?
[18:04] ToLiveThere: But he is like your friend. He signed up for an EKO job, but he really just wanted to be in control of the Magna Gnomes.
[18:04] norrisbreakface: i see
[18:04] ToLiveThere: So he could help us, of course.
[18:04] ToLiveThere: We are soon going to assault EK HQ. I just need a few more recruits.
[18:05] norrisbreakface: awesome
[18:05] ToLiveThere: Be sure that you are prepared.
[18:05] norrisbreakface: i am always prepared
[18:05] norrisbreakface: i took a que from chuck norris- i don't sleep, i wait
[18:05] ToLiveThere: You won't need to do much though, Chuck is coming.
[18:05] ToLiveThere: Yeah, that's a true one.
[18:06] ToLiveThere: So make sure that everyone is ready.
[18:06] norrisbreakface: i will inform every1ne
[18:06] norrisbreakface: right away
[18:06] ToLiveThere: Alright.
[18:06] ToLiveThere: I'll be online for a while, so just contact me if you need anything.
[18:07] norrisbreakface: will do, john
[18:07] ToLiveThere: Goodbye.
[18:07] norrisbreakface: goodbye

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:15 pm

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