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Paul_K
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Joined: 16 Jan 2006
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Location: Australia

 		Main point:
16:05:52) ToLiveThere: And yeah, tell everyone this:
(16:06:21) ToLiveThere: Tomorrow, or the next day, EKO should have a free blog set up.
(16:06:3Cool Raytrace88: Why would they do that? :S
(16:06:45) ToLiveThere: I'll tell you the address, but just letting you know.
(16:07:10) ToLiveThere: Because they need a place where they can publically relay info.

The rest is just garbage-talk about Chuck Norris. Razz

Quote:
15:48
(15:49:03) Raytrace88: How goes it.
(15:49:52) Raytrace88: Guess you're not there then.
(15:50:43) ToLiveThere: No I am here.
(15:50:52) Raytrace88: indeed.
(15:50:57) ToLiveThere: Yes.
(15:51:0Cool ToLiveThere: Sorry, just eating. I'm done now.
(15:51:13) Raytrace88: not a problem
(15:51:33) ToLiveThere: So, did you see what I told your friends?
(15:51:3Cool Raytrace88: yes, I did
(15:51:4Cool ToLiveThere: Good.
(15:52:01) ToLiveThere: So you know Chuck Norris is on our side.
(15:52:06) Raytrace88: Yes.
(15:52:10) Raytrace88: May I speak with him?
(15:52:23) ToLiveThere: I'll get him on the line.
(15:52:26) ToLiveThere: *******
(15:52:37) ToLiveThere: Hello?
(15:52:41) Raytrace88: Hey Chuck
(15:52:43) Raytrace88: big fan
(15:53:09) ToLiveThere: Oh, you must be one of John's recruits. Thanks.
(15:53:15) Raytrace88: No worries
(15:53:16) ToLiveThere: What's up?
(15:53:24) Raytrace88: I just had a few questions
(15:53:30) ToLiveThere: Ask away
(15:53:32) Raytrace88: Is it true that you counted to infinity twice?
15:53
(15:53:59) ToLiveThere: Oh, yeah. I also did so while winning a debate with Bill Gates.
(15:54:09) ToLiveThere: About computers.
(15:54:14) Raytrace88: Wow.
(15:54:25) Raytrace88: Is it true you sleep with a night light because the dark is afraid of you?
(15:54:31) ToLiveThere: Yes.
(15:54:32) Raytrace88: If I was the dark, I'd be afraid of you.
(15:54:39) ToLiveThere: Oh, yeah.
(15:54:50) ToLiveThere: The dark has so much to be afraid of.
(15:54:5Cool Raytrace88: Oh and one last thing
(15:55:06) Raytrace88: I've heard that you don't need a pick up line, you just say "Now"
(15:55:10) Raytrace88: how do you do that?!
(15:55:51) ToLiveThere: I am magic, of course, but also, anything I say is counted as Awesome.
(15:56:02) ToLiveThere: So you know It'll be great.
(15:56:17) ToLiveThere: Plus, I invented a cure for the common cold.
(15:56:25) Raytrace88: really?
(15:56:42) ToLiveThere: Right. It's my voice.
(15:56:55) Raytrace88: That's so cool.
(15:57:10) ToLiveThere: Oh, and I picked up on an idea from one of your friends.
(15:57:23) Raytrace88: yeah?
(15:57:34) ToLiveThere: Would you like a bottle of Cancer Cure Tears?.
(15:57:4Cool Raytrace88: But I thought you didn't cry
(15:58:04) ToLiveThere: I don't cry. I weep.
(15:58:17) ToLiveThere: I weep for people ridden with cancer.
(15:58:29) ToLiveThere: That's why they cure them!
(15:58:46) Raytrace88: I see.
(15:58:51) Raytrace88: Do bullets dodge you?
(15:58:56) ToLiveThere: Yes.
15:58
(15:59:12) ToLiveThere: Ah, and also, Oprah was a failed experiment of mine.
(15:59:20) Raytrace88: really? how so?
(16:00:01) ToLiveThere: Well, you know, doesen't she seem like a failed experiment? She was supposed to be so great, she could sparr with me.
(16:00:39) ToLiveThere: But Stephen King was an experiment of mine that went right.
(16:00:54) ToLiveThere: Hello?
(16:00:5Cool Raytrace88: I'm still here
(16:01:04) Raytrace88: I'm just in awe
(16:01:11) ToLiveThere: Happens.
(16:01:17) ToLiveThere: And yeah.
(16:01:21) Raytrace88: Can you really divide by 0?
(16:01:2Cool ToLiveThere: Of course.
(16:01:4Cool ToLiveThere: I can also divide by infinity.
(16:01:52) Raytrace88: Wow.
(16:02:01) Raytrace88: Did you really beat a statue at a staring contest?
(16:02:01) ToLiveThere: And get an answer.
(16:02:57) ToLiveThere: Oh, yeah. It eventually broke. My stare can break solid gold, you know. So I was very valuable during the Gold Rush.
(16:03:15) Raytrace88: you're so amazing, Chuck
(16:03:24) ToLiveThere: Thank you.
(16:03:24) Raytrace88: I want your man-babies
(16:03:31) ToLiveThere: Umm.
(16:03:3Cool ToLiveThere: That could kill you..
(16:03:45) ToLiveThere: Sorry.
(16:03:51) Raytrace88: oh, ok.
(16:03:55) ToLiveThere: So, anything else?
16:03
(16:04:06) Raytrace88: I think that was all.
(16:04:11) Raytrace88: Thanks for talking, Chuck!
(16:04:12) ToLiveThere: Cool.
(16:04:22) ToLiveThere: You're quite welcome.
(16:04:3Cool ToLiveThere: Want I should transfer you back to John?
(16:04:4Cool Raytrace88: Sure
(16:04:52) ToLiveThere: ******
(16:05:11) ToLiveThere: Yeah?
(16:05:15) Raytrace88: Thanks for that
(16:05:21) Raytrace88: Was there anything you needed me to pass on?
(16:05:23) ToLiveThere: You talk to Chuck?
(16:05:25) Raytrace88: yeah
(16:05:30) ToLiveThere: Cool.
(16:05:34) Raytrace88: You asked me to contact you instead of vice versa
(16:05:37) Raytrace88: so yeah.
(16:05:44) ToLiveThere: Thanks for doing so.
(16:05:52) ToLiveThere: And yeah, tell everyone this:
(16:06:21) ToLiveThere: Tomorrow, or the next day, EKO should have a free blog set up.
(16:06:3Cool Raytrace88: Why would they do that? :S
(16:06:45) ToLiveThere: I'll tell you the address, but just letting you know.
(16:07:10) ToLiveThere: Because they need a place where they can publically relay info.
(16:07:40) ToLiveThere: Well, is that all, or you need to know something else?
(16:07:50) Raytrace88: I think that was it.
(16:07:51) Raytrace88: thanks
(16:08:25) ToLiveThere: Cool. Now everyone's going to want to talk to Chuck. I'll have to apologize for filling up his minutes.
(16:08:31) ToLiveThere: Oh wait, I forgot..
(16:08:40) ToLiveThere: He has unlimited minutes.
(16:08:50) ToLiveThere: Well, goodbye, then.
(16:08:56) Raytrace88: Peace.
16:08
(16:09:33) ToLiveThere: PEACE!!!

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James Blond
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 		It's good to have Chuck on our side. Very Happy I'm looking forward to my next conversation with these guys...

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Myeerah
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 		I am a recruit right here, sitting and waiting for a response... to no avail as of yet.. Laughing
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medioxcore
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 		damnit!!
ARGGGGG!!! i wanted to ask chuck about counting to infinity!!








...and i mean ARG! not alternaterealityblahblahblahbalhablah

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GasparLewis
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 		I don't trust either side.

True Chuck Norris devotees know he has no allies; only people he's saving to roundhouse kick later. Shocked

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teh_lisa
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 		ok i bit.
Quote:
[15:05] Supergrrl007: hello.
[15:06] tolivethere: Hello.
[15:06] Supergrrl007: is this eko?
[15:06] tolivethere: No.
[15:06] tolivethere: You can reach them at EKO127
[15:07] Supergrrl007: who are you?
[15:07] tolivethere: Ford.
[15:07] Supergrrl007: like the car maker?
[15:07] tolivethere: Yes.
[15:07] Supergrrl007: excellent, how are you?
[15:08] tolivethere: Good. And you?
[15:08] Supergrrl007: very well.
[15:08] Supergrrl007: what do you do?
[15:08] tolivethere: I am a communications catcher.
[15:09] Supergrrl007: catcher? from whom do you catch the conversations?
[15:09] tolivethere: Anyone.
[15:09] Supergrrl007: isn't that illegal?
[15:09] tolivethere: No.
[15:09] tolivethere: It's like a phone company.
[15:09] Supergrrl007: what do you do with the communications once you have caught them?
[15:09] tolivethere: I am the operator.
[15:10] Supergrrl007: can you connect me to somoene then?
[15:10] tolivethere: Oh, yes.
[15:10] Supergrrl007: ok, please do.
[15:10] tolivethere: How about...Chuck Norris?
[15:10] Supergrrl007: ok why not.
[15:10] tolivethere: *********
[15:10] tolivethere: Hello, Chuck Norris speaking.
[15:11] Supergrrl007: hi, mr. norris.
[15:11] tolivethere: Hello.
[15:11] Supergrrl007: what was the name of the movie with the kid ninjas you were in?
[15:12] tolivethere: GOSC XVXCOSDMFCCXX***********
[15:12] *** "tolivethere" signed off at Mon Jan 30 15:12:11 2006.


it doesn't rot to anything and this whole thing is bizarre and i seriously wanted to talk about the chuck norris movie. also, i am confused. so if they are referring to unfiction is it then not oog (if this turns in to anything that is)? like i said, bizarre.

lisa anne

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 		Here's my take on everything... (CAUTION: META POST! If you're not into this sort of thing, please, go eat a cookie. Or perhaps enjoy a refreshing Coca-Cola - I hear they are exceptional this time of year.)

I think, at first, whoever is behind this game was being serious. They probably had a plot, and a general idea of where they wanted it to go. But when they saw the reception it got, (ie; enough sarcasm to go around) they decided to take it in a different direction. The Puppetmaster(s) are now just going along with us. No idea is too crazy, no plot twist is too dumb.

Although at first, they seemed against the Magna Gnomes, they've actually incorporated it into the "storyline". And now it turns out that Chuck Norris will also be a major character. I can't blame them, actually. If a game I was in charge of was being made fun of, I'd probably do the same thing. Again, I give them kudos for not giving up and rolling with the punches.

Of course, I could be completely wrong, and they could've meant for this game to be funny from the get-go. Meh... Either way, I'm having fun with it. As long as you don't take it too seriously, I'm sure you will too.

Sorry, I needed to get that out... GAME ON! Very Happy

(EDIT: Oh, look! My avatar has dandruff! ...I should probably go figure out how to fix that. Confused)

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teh_lisa
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 		here's the latest:
Quote:
TrumansFriend23: Ckrr Se Rozzrk Jaiqoky, Igt'z Lomaxk Oz Uaz, Kn?
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Well My Little Duckies, Can't Figure It Out, Eh?


TrumansFriend23: Eua uhbouayre jut'z atjkxyzgtj se suzobky.
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
You obviously don't understand my motives.


TrumansFriend23: Ju eua qtuc cngz O skgt cnkt O yge "ju tuz zkrr"?
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Do you know what I mean when I say "do not tell"?


Supergrrl007: hello

TrumansFriend23: Gn, nkrru.

Supergrrl007: ok that is ah, hello

TrumansFriend23: Ju tuz otzkxlkxk cozn se vrgty gte rutmkx, soyy.
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Do not interfere with my plans any longer, miss.


Supergrrl007: and i like frogs better than ducks

TrumansFriend23: O sayz yge zngz KQU corr zgqk igxk ul kbkxeznotm waozk toikre.
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I must say that EKO will take care of everything quite nicely.


Supergrrl007: i am very good at keeping secrets

TrumansFriend23: Yu jut'z kbkt zxe.
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
So don't even try.


TrumansFriend23: If you would, relay that to your friends.

TrumansFriend23: John is dead.

Supergrrl007: man how come you had to kill him?

TrumansFriend23: Do you even know who I am talking about?

TrumansFriend23: Miss?

Supergrrl007: i am sorry i was distracted by the phone

TrumansFriend23: Ah.

Supergrrl007: also i was looking to see if i know a john that could be dead

TrumansFriend23: Well, the one you know as "ToLiveThere".

TrumansFriend23: He is dead.

Supergrrl007: but i just spoke with him

TrumansFriend23: I was his "partner".

TrumansFriend23: I just killed him.

Supergrrl007: so you are really on eko's side then

TrumansFriend23: It seems I have gone on a bit too long with my charade.

TrumansFriend23: And yes.

TrumansFriend23: I am.

Supergrrl007: your charade of being john's partner?

TrumansFriend23: Yes.

TrumansFriend23: He was just a tool.

Supergrrl007: to what end?

Supergrrl007: (other than his death that is)

TrumansFriend23: A foolish one at that.

TrumansFriend23: What do you mean, to what end?

Supergrrl007: what did you gain from him before killing him?

Supergrrl007: that is what i mean.

TrumansFriend23: Oh, just your names...you are all my little puppets now, you know that.

Supergrrl007: so what is it that you want from us then? now that you have our names.

TrumansFriend23: Oh, well, well.

TrumansFriend23: I think that I can use you.

TrumansFriend23: You see, you humans have desire.

Supergrrl007: this is very true.

TrumansFriend23: If you cannot do as I say...

TrumansFriend23: ...I will take it.

TrumansFriend23: Death is at your doorstep, miss.

TrumansFriend23: I suggest you do not go outside.

Supergrrl007: am i supposed to be frightened?

TrumansFriend23: No.

TrumansFriend23: Not yet, anyway.

Supergrrl007: good because i am not.

TrumansFriend23: Well, I hope you were not too attached to John,

Supergrrl007: he seemed nice enough. but at this point i have yet to pick sides in your battle

TrumansFriend23: Well, right now, he is lying at my feet.

TrumansFriend23: Well, his body, that is.

Supergrrl007: you should probably get rid of the body don't you think?

TrumansFriend23: Oh, no.

TrumansFriend23: Where we are, no one will dare find us.

Supergrrl007: but won't he begin to smell?

TrumansFriend23: And by the way, I have his head up on my mantel.

TrumansFriend23: Would you like some pictures?

Supergrrl007: that seems kind of gross but i guess if he was your prize

Supergrrl007: sure

Supergrrl007: i am interested

TrumansFriend23: Ahhaha...

TrumansFriend23: You enjoy playing along, don't you?

Supergrrl007: only to the point where i decide where i stand.

Supergrrl007: right now i am just gathering info so i can make an informed decision

TrumansFriend23: Well, I just murdered someone who was trying to save you.

TrumansFriend23: .I think that I would have made the decision by now.

Supergrrl007: well i don't even know if he was really trying to save me

TrumansFriend23: Why would I kill him?

TrumansFriend23: My motives are Tailor's.

TrumansFriend23: And one was to get rid of any obstacles in our way. including John. And you and your little friends.

Supergrrl007: what happened to chuck norris?

Supergrrl007: he is on john's side no?

TrumansFriend23: Mr. Norris?

Supergrrl007: yes

TrumansFriend23: Ah. Well, he is a threat I will have to take care of, no?

Supergrrl007: i think you may want to deal with him, yes. but he seems strong.

TrumansFriend23: Well, of course! He is Chuck Norris, after all.

Supergrrl007: my point exactly.

TrumansFriend23: Do you know how he keeps his beard so neatly trimmed?

Supergrrl007: why were you typing in code before?

Supergrrl007: does he use a flowbee?

TrumansFriend23: No. God owed him a favor.

TrumansFriend23: And I was using ROT. It's simple, so you should figure it all out.

Supergrrl007: i already did

Supergrrl007: i knew it was rot

TrumansFriend23: Easy.

Supergrrl007: very

Supergrrl007: parts of it i can do in my head

TrumansFriend23: Well, I guess this is goodbye, I must leave.

Supergrrl007: ok, i am going outside to look for death

Supergrrl007: i still would like pictures though

TrumansFriend23: Good luck.

Supergrrl007: you too



stranger and stranger

lisa anne

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James Blond
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 		They killed Johnny off? Aw. Well, we can still count on Chuck to save us! I mean, there's no way they could possibly kill him! ...he's flippin' Chuck Norris, after all!

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 		that backstabbing bastard! i can't believe he murdered john. i liked that guy! i need to get in touch with chuck. wait...didn't he say something about an EKO blog...? i'm going to look for 1ne.

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 		Oh, no, you see, Chuck Norris is already dead...

...the grim reaper's just too scared to tell him, is all. Wink
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 		Another day, another chat!

Quote:
TrumansFriend2: Hello?
TrumansFriend23: Hello.
TrumansFriend23: Your name and mine are similar.
TrumansFriend2: Heeeeey! What up, dawg?
TrumansFriend2: You're a friend of Truman?
TrumansFriend2: Dude, that's so weird! I'm Truman's friend too!
TrumansFriend23: Not any longer.
TrumansFriend23: Truman is dead.
TrumansFriend2: Oh! Well, damn. He still owes me twenty bucks.
TrumansFriend23: Hmmm...
TrumansFriend2: Hmmm...maybe it's in his will.
TrumansFriend23: I don't think so.
TrumansFriend2: I'll have to get ahold of my lawyers...check it out.
TrumansFriend23: He didn't get a chance to write one.
TrumansFriend2: Aw, come on. Don't be so negative!
TrumansFriend2: You must have your unhappy pants on...
TrumansFriend2: Well, my friend of a friend, you need to turn that frown upside down!
TrumansFriend2: Actually, I'm glad I got ahold of you.
TrumansFriend2: Man, I've been sooooooooo bored.
TrumansFriend23: Well...
TrumansFriend2: Nothing exciting ever happens to me, you know?
TrumansFriend23: This may dissapoint you, but I killed him. John.
TrumansFriend2: Like, wouldn't it be cool if someone would send me a message over AIM, telling me that Earth is involved in some sort of intergalactic conspiracy, and that I was it's only hope for survival?
TrumansFriend2: That would be so awesome...
TrumansFriend23: ....yes.
TrumansFriend2: Hell, that even sounds like the plot of a Chuck Norris movie.
TrumansFriend23: Wow, you are just putting the pieces together, aren't you?
TrumansFriend2: What pieces? You mean, like a puzzle?
TrumansFriend23: Yes.
TrumansFriend2: I'm very bad at those, you know.
TrumansFriend2: I have to use a hammer and super glue everytime...and the picture never comes out right.
TrumansFriend2:
TrumansFriend23: Maybe you aren't/
TrumansFriend2: That makes me sad.
TrumansFriend2: Oh, hey, do you know how Truman died?
TrumansFriend2: He didn't have a heart attack, did he?
TrumansFriend23: I killed him.
TrumansFriend2: I always told him, "Now Chester," (I called him Chester.) "that fast food is going to be the death of you."
TrumansFriend2: And he would be all like, "Shut up, beotch.".
TrumansFriend23: Oh, yeah.
TrumansFriend23: Okay...
TrumansFriend2: And I'd be like, "Oh no you di-int!".
TrumansFriend2: And he'd be all like, "Oh yes, I di-id!".
TrumansFriend23: Continue, this is humorus.
TrumansFriend2: And then I'd run home and cry like a little school girl.
TrumansFriend2: ...he was a great guy.
TrumansFriend23: Heh heh...
TrumansFriend2: Oh! You were going to tell me how he died?
TrumansFriend23: I. KILLED. HIM.
TrumansFriend2: Dude, I think your caps lock is on.
TrumansFriend2: It's ok.
TrumansFriend2: I bump it all the time, too.
TrumansFriend23: NO. That was on purpose.
TrumansFriend2: It's easy enough to fix. You just have to hit the little button.
TrumansFriend2: Some keyboards have a light that tells you when it's on, you know.
TrumansFriend23: Sir, I don't think you understand.
TrumansFriend2: Those are quite handy.
TrumansFriend2: Especially for reading in the dark.
TrumansFriend23: .....
TrumansFriend2: Do you ever read in the dark?
TrumansFriend23: Are you getting any of this?
TrumansFriend23: I cut his head off with a chainsaw and put it on my mantel.
TrumansFriend2: ...dude, hang on. My friend's trying to get my attention.
TrumansFriend2: WHOA.
TrumansFriend2: Dude.
TrumansFriend2: DUDE>
TrumansFriend23: Yes?
TrumansFriend2: You killed Truman?
TrumansFriend2: Why didn't you tell me yourself?
TrumansFriend23: I've said that 3 times now.
TrumansFriend2: ...you have?
TrumansFriend23: ....yessssssss.
TrumansFriend2: You should speak up, you know.
TrumansFriend2: People have a hard time hearing you when you mumble.
TrumansFriend23: Ah, suht the f**********************
TrumansFriend23: **************
TrumansFriend23: Hello?
TrumansFriend2: Ooh! Astericks! I think that means I'm being transfered?
TrumansFriend23: Yeah, this is Chuck Norris.
TrumansFriend2: Dude! Hey, Chucky!
TrumansFriend2: Mind if I call you Chester?
TrumansFriend23: No.
TrumansFriend2: I used to call my buddy Truman that, but he's kinda dead...
TrumansFriend23: I know, he killed him.
TrumansFriend23: I've hacked the phone line.
TrumansFriend23: YOu can speak directly to me here, but I'm sure he will contact people through ToLiveThere.
TrumansFriend2: ...so you're Truman's friend now?
TrumansFriend23: I have been for a while. He was a great guy.
TrumansFriend2: Dude! That's so weird!
TrumansFriend2: I'm Truman's Friend, too!
TrumansFriend23: Hold on a second.
TrumansFriend23: Okay, I'm back.
TrumansFriend2: Welcome back, Chester!
TrumansFriend23: Heh.
TrumansFriend2: You know, if you're going to save the world, you will need some help.
TrumansFriend23: I'm Chuck Norris!
TrumansFriend2: No, I know. But...for extra awesome.
TrumansFriend2: You should get some buddies to help out.
TrumansFriend23: Ahh, yes, that's what me and John have been doing this past couple weeks or so.
TrumansFriend2: I hear Elvis has been looking for work.
TrumansFriend2: You should give him a call.
TrumansFriend23: Hmm....
TrumansFriend23: Now if I teamed up with Elvis...
TrumansFriend2: Oh, and while you're at it, get 2Pac in here, too.
TrumansFriend23: That would be the best thing ever.
TrumansFriend2: He's a rapper, you know.
TrumansFriend23: Oh, and him too.
TrumansFriend23: I know.
TrumansFriend2: He knows how to mack the ladiez.
TrumansFriend23: Hmmm.
TrumansFriend23: Anyway, tell your friends.....
TrumansFriend2: Yes?
TrumansFriend23: ...that the EKO blog will be up this week.
TrumansFriend23: But there has been a delay.
TrumansFriend23: Verizon Sucks.
TrumansFriend2: Mmmkay.
TrumansFriend2: Will do.
TrumansFriend23: Well, I need to leave.
TrumansFriend2: Bye Chester!
TrumansFriend23: And remember-
TrumansFriend23: Don't sleep. Wait.
TrumansFriend2: to always wear clean underwear?
TrumansFriend23: No.
TrumansFriend2: Oh. Ok. That too.
TrumansFriend23: Goodbye.
TrumansFriend2: Bye buddy!
TrumansFriend23 signed off at 7:16:08 PM.


So, the blog's on it's way, and Truman's Friend has a sweet chainsaw collection.

Quote:
HKDN8: Duuuuuuuuude! Your line *so* just got jacked by Chuck Norris.
HKDN8: My buddy just told me.
ToLiveThere: Oh, damnit, I know.
HKDN8: He's Truman's Friend, you know.
ToLiveThere: I will kill you for this.
ToLiveThere: ALL OF YOU.
HKDN8: Now, now. Anger is just a feeling... You do not need to act on it.
HKDN8: Deep breaths.
HKDN8: Here, count to ten with me!
HKDN8: 1
HKDN8: 2
HKDN8: 3
HKDN8: 4
HKDN8: 5
HKDN8: 6
HKDN8: 7
HKDN8: 8
ToLiveThere: Dont talkt o me ab ou tangree!!
HKDN8: 9
HKDN8: 10
HKDN8: There. How do you feel?
ToLiveThere: No ooaosdcx!!!
HKDN8: Sharing your feelings, is good, you know?
ToLiveThere: You will pay, maggot!
ToLiveThere: Yo
ToLiveThere: u wi
ToLiveThere: ll pay~~~
ToLiveThere: !
HKDN8: Oooh! Is this a puzzle?
HKDN8: Your colors are all funny.
ToLiveThere: Di eeee
HKDN8: That makes me giggle.
HKDN8: Tee hee.
ToLiveThere: DOEEEEEE
ToLiveThere: Wahttttaaaaaaa
HKDN8: DOEEEEEE?
HKDN8: Now that just doesn't make sense!
ToLiveThere: Fizzal
HKDN8: Didn't your mother ever tell you to not speak in tongues?
ToLiveThere: O jut'z tkkj gte ul this
HKDN8: Hang on, I'll need my Holy Water for this...
ToLiveThere: You and your moronic friends
HKDN8: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
ToLiveThere: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
HKDN8: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
ToLiveThere: ARRRRRRGH
HKDN8: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
HKDN8: There! How do you feel?
ToLiveThere: TUUUUUUUU
HKDN8: I think we need to count again.
HKDN8: But this time, for extra fun, let's count by two's!
HKDN8: Smile
HKDN8: 2
HKDN8: 4
HKDN8: 6
HKDN8: 8
HKDN8: 10!
HKDN8: YAAAAY!
ToLiveThere: Tkbkx! O'rr yktj Sgmtg Mtusky zu qorr eua grr!
HKDN8: I'm sorry. I don't speak gibberish.
ToLiveThere: That i s RO T
HKDN8: But my squirrel does, if you would like me to transfer you.
ToLiveThere: Th at i s R o T
HKDN8: Mmmmkay!
HKDN8: Please hold.
HKDN8: ****************
ToLiveThere: Suxut
HKDN8: Doo doo, doooooo.
HKDN8: Doo doo do doooo....
HKDN8: Doo doo deeeee, doo do.
ToLiveThere: H e lll o
ToLiveThere: I
HKDN8: Mdphv'v kdpvwhu vshdnlqj, krz pdb L khos brx?
ToLiveThere: Ach
ToLiveThere: This is what you said:
ToLiveThere: James's hamster speaking, how may I help you
ToLiveThere: I***************
ToLiveThere signed off at 7:34:07 PM.


Hmmm...I don't think he likes me. Confused

Quote:
HKDN8: Hello again, Mr. Eko!~
EKO127: Hello.
EKO127: This is EKO. How may we help you?
HKDN8: I'd like to thank you for your help with my son the other day.
HKDN8: I just brought him home from the hospital.
EKO127: You're welcome.
EKO127: Is he alright?
HKDN8: Oh sure, he's fine.
HKDN8: I mean, they couldn't fix his hand...
HKDN8: But they were able to give him a hook in it's place, so I guess all is well.
EKO127: Ah.
EKO127: Well, is there anything else?
HKDN8: ...he's having a hard time adjusting to it, you know.
EKO127: Oh.
HKDN8: That was his high-five hand, after all.
EKO127: Ah.
EKO127: Hold on, we're having some technical difficulties. Please hold.
EKO127: ***********
HKDN8: Ooh! More astericks!
HKDN8: ...
HKDN8: ------------
HKDN8: | |
HKDN8: | 0 0 |
EKO127: Hello, this is Tailor.
HKDN8: | |
HKDN8: Shhhh...I'm making a face.
EKO127: Oh, alright.
HKDN8: Aw, darn it. You messed it up.
EKO127: Oh, I'm sorry.
HKDN8: What kind of a person has a sentence on his face?
HKDN8: Sad A very sad one, that's what.
EKO127: ...that one?
EKO127: What do you want?
HKDN8: Well, hello, Mr. Tailor.
HKDN8: Whazzzzup, dawg?!
EKO127: Uhh...Nuttin, homey. just chillin...
EKO127: YOYOYO!!!
EKO127: Is that right?
HKDN8: That's coo, that's coo.
HKDN8: Oh yeah. You down wit it, homie.
EKO127: YAYUH!
EKO127: Anyways, what you need, dawg?
HKDN8: Psh. Beats me.
HKDN8: Oh!
HKDN8: Wait!
EKO127: Oh really?
HKDN8: While I have you on the line,
EKO127: Yes?
HKDN8: is your refrigerator running?
EKO127: Yes.
HKDN8: THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!
HKDN8: AHAHAHAHA!
HKDN8: AHAHAHHA!
-Signed Off-


Am I the only person talking to them tonight?

Quote:
HKDN8: Mr. Eko!
HKDN8: I have another problem!
EKO127: Hello.
EKO127: What?
HKDN8: Well, I recently purchased a vacuum cleaner from you.
HKDN8: And it's not working.
EKO127: And?
EKO127: Oh.
EKO127: What would you like us to do?
HKDN8: Well, make it work!
EKO127: The only way we can do that is to send you a new one..
EKO127: Which we will do immideatley. sir.
HKDN8: ...but I need to vacuum!
HKDN8: Right now!
HKDN8: And this darn thing won't turn on!
EKO127: We can't do anything at the moment sir.
EKO127: Have you read the manual?
HKDN8: Yes I have. It's full of pretty pictures that I took the liberty of coloring.
HKDN8: Several times.
HKDN8: Within the lines, mind you.
EKO127: ....
EKO127: Did you READ it?
HKDN8: Sure did, in fact - wait a minute.
HKDN8: There's some kind of cord.
HKDN8: ...with a three pronged thing on the end.
EKO127: You plug that into a "socket"
HKDN8: Socket?
EKO127: Yes.
EKO127: They are in the wall.
EKO127: Usually 2 of them together,
HKDN8: Oh! You mean the fork dispensers?
EKO127: ...yes.
EKO127: ****************
EKO127: We are having technical difficulties, we must hang up now, Goodbye.
EKO127 signed off at 8:49:56 PM.


Darn. He was just starting to help me get to the bottom of my problem.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:11 pm
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 		I am too, but nothing nearly as detailed.

I guess you were trying to set up a chat but wasn't working. Then Trumansfriend23 said that his internet was going down and he'll be back to do this later in the week. So theres that. He told me to tell you all that.
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 		Well, the AIM chat didn't work out the way I would have liked it to. For some reason, I could invite Medio, but I was unable to get Myeerah and Chuck into the room. So, I have set up an IRC chatroom for the next time we see Chuck. Just join #EKO. If you need help figuring out how to get into IRC, let me know.

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James Blond wrote:
Well, the AIM chat didn't work out the way I would have liked it to. For some reason, I could invite Medio, but I was unable to get Myeerah and Chuck into the room. So, I have set up an IRC chatroom for the next time we see Chuck. Just join #EKO. If you need help figuring out how to get into IRC, let me know.


Well, Meerah came in to unfiction looking for you. I guess you didn't make the room clear enough...
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