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catherwood
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee

Joined: 25 Sep 2002
Posts: 4109
Location: Silicon Valley, CA

Mortography:

27,831 Feet up K2 in a bad fall. If falling over a mile to your death is a bad�
3 stab wounds... All to the heart.
8 Years of torture!!!
A bad hand. The worst hand. And the devil of a dealer laughed as he dealt. Laughed and laughed, a slow acid poured into my ears. The last sound of my life. And he knew it before I walked in the room.
A boot to the head.
A frat party got out of control and i ended up with a keg on my head.
A freak lab accident involving chemicals and a lightning strike
A house fell on me.
A large truck carrying my lottery winnings was backing up to my front door. The man with the large check also showed up from that sweepstakes... the truck backed into the guy, and when he fell, the oversized check went flying... right into my neck, severing my head. Bummer.
A New Year's Eve party foul.
A rare molecular heart defect due to excessive drinking.
A sharp card to the neck
Aces and eights�
AIDS
alcohol poisoning
Alone in Paris with a bottle of Le Pin. Sitting amongst my beloved in P�re Lachaise.
an unfortunate rochambeau with a Rottweiler
Assassinated by Secret Service
Attacked by crazy house cat
auto erotica asphyxiation
Axe to the back of the head
Bad Blue Sun Packaged Protein.
Bad figs
Bad Tuna.
Bang bang, an old navy colt
Beaten to death by Mormons.
Bee-sting.
Big pig sat on me
Bizarre and unlikely skiing accident; or, as most people called it, "one f****d up way to kill himself".
blood infection from a splinter
Blunt trauma to the nether regions
Boredom caused me to jump out of a 20 story building. I had nothing better to do.
brainsplody
Bullet in the head after a long battle with pirates
C is for Cassie, who wasted away.
Called the wrong hand.
Car accident--victim of a drunk driver.
Car blew up while talking in an IRC chat room
carbon shaft to the head
Caught in the crossfire of a deadly snowball fight
Caught playing the wrong game in the wrong cemetery.
cerebral haemorrhage
Chocked with lambchops
Choked On 50k Worth Of Poker Chips Durring A Failed Casino Robbery.
Choked on a $1000 poker chip
Choked on a piece of General Tso's Chicken at the Golden Monkey Blossom all-you-can-eat buffet
Choked on a poker chip after seeing the seventh circle of hell�
Commited suicide by arsenic when my 3 year affair ended.
consumption
continous suck outs
crucified
Crushed by 30,000 pounds of bananas.
crushed by greywethers
crushed by my own ego
CTRL-ALT-DEL
dead??? im alive and well n winnin sum chips
Decapitated in a Kitesurfing accident
Died in bed at 98. Shot by a jealous husband
died laughing
Died of laughter after seeing a donkey eating figs
di-hydrogen monoxide poisoning
disco "accident"
doing what I do best... wink* wink*
donating my heart
dont ask...just dont�
drank too much coffee!
Dressed up as AJ from the Backstreet Boys for Halloween. Subsequently died of alcohol poisoning that night.
Drew bullets, overplayed them.
drive-by water gun shooting
Drowned in a pool of daisies
Drowned in a sea or sorrow
Drowned while attempting to escape a swarm of killer bees in a graveyard.
Drug overdose. Life is a drug.
Drunk myself to death on my 18th
Drunk Rodeo Clowning Accident in Pamplona
Drunk to much after premiership win
during childbirth
electromagnetic pulse
electroocution
Erotic Exhaustion
exploding birthday cake
Fall down, go boom.
Fell 300 feet to my death while climbing El Capitan.
Fell down a rabbit hole.
Fell off a cliff in Costa Rica.
Fell off the wagon.
Fell out of an airplane
Ferret attack, vicious little bastards.
fighting in nicaragua
Fire, It's a dangerous thing.
Flailed to death with a rubber chicken.
Found dead at my computer, covered in bees.
Found dead in St. Louis after a Barenaked Ladies concert
Found out my house was haunted, decided to stick around and wait it out.
Freak lunar lander accident
Freak nailgun accident.
Friday the 13th was a very unlucky day. They almost got us all...
gangland style execution...i welched on a bet.
Giant boulder fell on my head at the beach.
got capped
Got crushed by a marble block while posing for a sculpture.
Got My Realities Mixed Up
Got shot and killed in a shootout against the cops
Got too curious
gunshot wound to the head
Gunshot wound to the left temple. Hurt like hell until the last few seconds.
Had a dream about falling, never woke up
hang gliding off Everest
Happy
Heart attack
heart attack from kids
Heart Attack from trying to buy concert tickets on TicketBastard
Heart Failed In A Back Of A Taxi.�
high school graduation party - too much champagne
Hindenburg survivor, succumbed to mental lapses
Hit by a bus. No dignity in that.
Hit by car while chasing a baseball into the street.
Hit my head on a monkey bar!!
Hives.
honeymoon- she was wild.
Horrible porta-pottie accident
Hot air ballooning accident
How I died? Colorfully. Really.
Huge cow went into the path of Onionring and unfortunetly became stuck in a hole. Sadly, upon freeing itself, the cow subsiquently made Onionring implode and become one with the deep fat fryer.
huge razor-sharp teeth
i am not dead - the reality dysfunction will open and I will return
i asploded
I choked on a gold coin while diving in my gold pool
I didn't know she was married, honest.
I die in the future :)
I died while playing Dance Dance Revolution. I twisted my ankle and fell, hitting my head into the T.V., which cracked my skull. The T.V. didn't budge.
i drowned.
I found santa, i guess he wasn't to happy
i got eaten by a camel
I got hit by a truck
I got scared of this new "internet" thing and had an anuerism
I guess I really did find "Serenity" when I went to the movies
I just wanted a damn cookie...just one more damn cookie!
I opened a box with flesh eating weasles in it. They ate my face.
I played peek-a-boo with a bunch of strangers, and lost.
I played some death poker with some ex-cons at the strip club I worked at. Losers are sentenced to death. What a way to die! I had pocket kings for Christ sake!
I saw something blue, then it all went white.
i stepped into a puddle of water while playing my guitar
I walked with the Dead Man's Hand...And the Joker got me
I was a bad card dealer and someone hung me�
I was DD on my own 21st birthday, and a drunk driver still managed to do me in.
I was shopping for some shoes �
i was shot a few times in the head during a drug deal that went wrong
I was shot in the head, pushed into a river, swam a mile upstream and then died of an infected ingrown toenail.
I was stuck to a Katamari, and shot up into the cosmos.
I watched a tape seven days ago.
I went down fighting.
If I told you, you'd die too�
Ignominiously, I'm sure.
I'm dead?
In a tragic gasoline fight accident.
in bed...
In my sleep.
Inserted an explosive canister into a campfire and then promptly forgot it was in there. Twice.
internet pornography
Into bus + exploded
it was jake. just before he got into the time machine.
It was the night of christmas everything was asleep except me and the GRINCH. We both were on a roof of a house fighting to see how can steal the toys of this house. After a while of fighting victroy was near for me. Thats when he uttered "You think you have one you think all is well but, you can kiss my green ass as I see you in HELL!" Thats when he threw a ball causing me to trip and fall off the roof to my DEATH!
It was the salmon mousse.
It's a sad thing when your own dogs kill you.
Killed during a Heist in Push, NV by some wierd Bee-Beast
Killed in a freak weedeater accident.
Killed in the infiltration of Chawla Base.
KILLING JIHADEES
Late for last call
Let's just say it happened during masturbation. Not a lot of fun.
Lexicographical accident�
Life just got to me.
looking for tadpoles while scuba diving in a plane
lurking accident
Marriage
Massive head trauma
Mr. Green, the Candlestick, in the Kitchen
Murdered by a fortune teller who didn't want to be wrong.
Murdered by Husband
Murdered by Janis Cordelia.
my boyfriend went crazy on his birthday because i forgot..he had a knife in his locker
My chest exploded!!
My hovercraft was full of eels.
My promising career editing reality TV was cut short when our offices burned to the ground.
Nailed to a cross
Nancy did it.
Necrotizing Fasciitis. Started out harmless, ended up armless.
not waving but drowning
Overdose
Overdose on Flinstone Vitamins!!!
Own Thought Virus Smashed against Black Rods Door
Painful self-awareness.
Pancaked by a U.F.O. as it crash landed.
Papercuts by a malfunctioning ATM machine
Past life. Can't remember it properly.
Placed my strawberry blonde head in the oven after Ned left me
Plane Crash
Played Bad ARG
Played too hard.�
Playing paintball... and was having fun kicking behind, and taking names. Unfortunately, no one took the name of the guy on the opposing team that deciding bringing a real gun to the battle would be fun. Headshots suck.
Poisoned birthday cake.
poisoned cookie crisp cereal
Poisoned mint julep
poker over dose
poop
Pushing an adorable child from under the wheels of a Mack truck
Pygmies, well.. thats the short version.
Quickly
Rabid llama incident!
Rampaging moose herd
Rolled over by a Katamari of enormous proportions.
Run off the road by a 87 year old man.
run over by a steamroller
run over by speeding skateboard
Run through by rapier wit
Run through with a sword
Sacrificed
Salad Shooter malfunction
scurvy
Self inflicted hatchet wound
Seppuku
Set myself on fire�
Sexual act gone wrong
shanked in the kidney
Shot 13 times
Shot by an obsessive ex-boyfriend
Shot by drug dealers in Brazil.
Shot down by the one I loved�
Shot in the back by SpaceGhost!!!
Shot out of a cannon, without a helmet.
Shot through the back of the head with a Desert Eagle .50 silver magnum pistol by Spiderman
shot while holding---what else---aces and eights
Shot, through the heart.
Shotguns, Sinners, Wild Eyed Jokers, and i used to be allergic to bees�
Sleep Is The Cousin Of Death
slowly
Slowly and painfully... Ferrets
Smothered in my birthday cake.
Soap Poisoning
Some things should stay private.
Spontaneous Combustion
Spontaneous Combustion. The annual SnowFest dance was a blast, I was all warm and sweaty, freakdancing my 17 year old self against some nubile 16 year old boy, and then POOF! Gone. All that was left were my shoes.
Spontaneous implosion at an all-you-can-eat pie buffet.
Spun out going too fast through the turn and drown in the river�
Stabbed 42 times with a large spork
Stabbed in gut after winning big in Santa Fe, bled to death while they split up his winnings.
stabbed on a pencil.
Still to be determined ...autopsy pending
Still Waiting
Strangled by a gangster while spying on some kidnappers.
Strangulation
Strung up by a bunch of red balloons
Stung to death by bees...bees...bees�
Suffocated by cat sitting on my face.
Suffocated by my cat
Suicide
Suicide by drowning/drug overdose
Suicide...Jumped off tall building after losing kids college fund playing Texas Hold em
Surfeit of laughing
Swallowed chipped glass.
Swallowed lye by mistake
Testicular cancer.
That's something to ask me later.
'the man' had me killed.
the salmon mousse
There was a brief struggle, the banister rail snapped.
They don't call 'em femme fatales for nothin'.
those stupid chicken bones
Throat torn out by a dog.
Thrown out an airlock
time traveling with that accursed Doctor Who, I ran afoul of an irishman.
too much coffee
Too much thinking caused my brain to overload. Whoops.
Too much tv
Tragic gardening accident
Tragic juggling accident
Tragic Promotional Marketing Campaign Gone Horribly Awry
Tragically
train wreck
trampled by line for X-Box 360
Trampled by stampede of penguins.
trapped in a dutch oven
Trick or treat
tried to play honest with the wrong cheat
Trying discover which is the ground wire
Trying to complete a dare.
Trying to tackle the unsolvable riddle
unknown
veronica lake hair-do got caught in the machinery
was hit by a car while helping an elderly women cross the street.
Was poisioned, shot numerous times, put in a sac and beaten, thrown into a freezing river, and finally died of drowning.
Was taken, bodily, into Chocolate Heaven
what the fizuck?
When the vorpal blade went snicker snack
Who knew that my two great loves didn't mix... my delightful hot bubble bath was quite shocking, really, when the ghetto blaster joined me!
With a song on my lips and a stake in my heart
With a Wilhelm scream
Woodchipper accident
You don't want to know.
You really shouldn't press the big red button.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:06 am

Astald
Unfettered

Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Posts: 747
Location: Just outside of Pittsburgh (Go Steelers!)

Alot of people were shot or choked. My favorite is this one though:

Quote:

Rolled over by a Katamari of enormous proportions.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:53 pm

Chewy
Decorated

Joined: 27 Sep 2005
Posts: 236
Location: In the ass-groove of the Couch

Astald wrote:

Alot of people were shot or choked. My favorite is this one though:

Quote:

Rolled over by a Katamari of enormous proportions.

*me starts humming one of Katamari Damacy's crazy songs.

May I ask how long this list took to populate... that's a ton of dead people.

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