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Juxta
Unfettered
Joined: 28 Aug 2005 Posts: 675
*Juxta confiscates Ollie's Vimto
No more of that young man.
J
P.S. Seriously though, I cried with laughter at this. BAD OLLIE!
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:40 pm
Last edited by Juxta on Wed May 17, 2006 8:45 pm; edited 1 time in total
BrianEnigma
Entrenched
Joined: 05 Oct 2003 Posts: 1199 Location: Pacific Northwest
I have heard that you are supposed to use candy to lure children.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:08 pm
perplexed
Decorated
Joined: 23 Jul 2005 Posts: 261 Location: Greater London, UK
a scarlet kite, like in the touch of pink advert... and then lure her into your evil lair in order to have your way with her.
*perplexed reminds himself she is a fictional character*
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perplexed, moi? Definitely
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:11 pm
perplexed
Decorated
Joined: 23 Jul 2005 Posts: 261 Location: Greater London, UK
pretend you have a disease that destroys your ability to make mopral decisions, he's sure to love you then...
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'take not my words as sacred, for in the Cube alone lies the power and each man must seek it for himself.' - Gyvaan
perplexed, moi? Definitely
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:14 pm
Joe
Veteran
Joined: 15 May 2006 Posts: 102 Location: Stavromula Beta
perplexed wrote:
*perplexed reminds himself she is a fictional character*
fictional? what is this fictional you speak of? Scarlett is real!
we should be looking into how to travel to Perplex City, nevermind the silly cube
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:14 pm
isca
Veteran
Joined: 15 Apr 2006 Posts: 131 Location: Newport, Wales
Quote:
pretend you have a disease that destroys your ability to make mopral decisions, he's sure to love you then...
Pretend?
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:40 pm
isca
Veteran
Joined: 15 Apr 2006 Posts: 131 Location: Newport, Wales
Luring Tippy I've tried the mango - she wasn't impressed!
I wonder if Perplex City has an equivalent of Hello? Maybe she hobnobs with PXC celebs (if there are any!). I wouldn't put it past her.
I could arrange a PXC photographer to shoot her in the latest PXC fashions - Versacheesey, Dolchie and Gabbanana and Toffiny diamonds.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:48 pm
masterflea
Boot
Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 14
Take hostages in a pharmacy.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:28 pm
Ashin
Veteran
Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 140
oliverkeers13 wrote:
A FUCKING BEAR TRAP
I'll have you know I just laughed/choked out CocaCola onto my keyboard. Thanks dude. =P
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:37 pm
cruse4
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Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 83 Location: Plymouth, England
Ashin wrote:
I'll have you know I just laughed/choked out CocaCola onto my keyboard. Thanks dude. =P
Bit of product placement going on there, isn't it?
Just to highlight that there are other leading brands available...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:54 pm
Scott
Entrenched
Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 1140 Location: 390 Chestnut Ridge Rd, Rochester NY, 14624, USA
what, of keyboards?
I do suddenly have the urge to go buy a nice qwerty. . .
oh .. you meant ... ohhh. right.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:16 pm
Bakers_12
Decorated
Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 195 Location: Dartford
Dress up as a ZX 81 so you can join his collettion of ventage computers.
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Playing : Dark Knight, Find 815
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:56 am
European Chris
Unfictologist
Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Posts: 1264 Location: London's trendy Whitechapel
101 ways to lure perplex city players Anywhich way but loose.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:25 am
ChalcoDoror
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Joined: 12 Oct 2005 Posts: 148
101 ways to lure Violet Ummm... the first one that popped into my head was an entry into the World Poker Championship in Las Vegas...
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:00 am
idlemichael
Veteran
Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 123 Location: Bucks!
Going all-in with a 2-7 offsuit bluff, all the while twitching like a bad 'un?
(considering I'm rubbish at poker, that actually sounds like I know my stuff!)
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:40 am
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