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Melonie · Boot Joined: 12 Aug 2006 Posts: 23

I just got this email:

Just as I sat on my porch watching the rain pass by
Eternaly pandering the route of the problem
Reaching for life, gasping for air
Realizing that for once in my life I've failed
Yearning for something more, wishing for love.

Highlight-> I am someone you see, but do not know.

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:59 pm

Dunn_Stealth · Boot Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 31

Yeah I got a reply to when I asked would he do physical harm, I got a stupid riddle I don't want to bother posting to sponser the game, but the subject was "no" so it is just a game, Melonie was random. That is a relief.

Also thats no problem, I have a horrible habit of getting way to defensive. Though hey at least I'm glad we got that cleared up. Besides if I ever made a spam game I would imitate sherlock holmes, not saw. You gotta have class lol.

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:01 pm

Jackofspades · Boot Joined: 29 Jan 2006 Posts: 29 Location: IL

replied

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:01 pm

_________________
Me:"I think its in my credenza"
Ed:"We have a credenza?"
Me:"Yes, It's by the dining room table"
Ed:"Oh... you mean the thing we put S*** in!"
-Conversation I had

Esteed

Well, we have progress. I sent a message to the guy suggesting that he was a spirit, soul, or an angel. Here's the reply:

No. I am human like the rest of you. I represent something far greater. I am:

Eternaly Vigilant
Macabre
Earnest
Racontuer
Yearning

Just
Obedient
Humble
Necessitous
Sacred
Obliging
Nugatory

The first letters of each word spell out EMERY JOHNSON.

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:06 pm

_________________
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."" -Rorschach

Jackofspades · Boot Joined: 29 Jan 2006 Posts: 29 Location: IL

Emery Johnson, does that sound familiar to you Melonie?
I did a google search and I found this:
http://www.emeryjohnson.com/
This is a real legal firm named Emery-Johnson partners. I do not think that will help us.

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:12 pm

_________________
Me:"I think its in my credenza"
Ed:"We have a credenza?"
Me:"Yes, It's by the dining room table"
Ed:"Oh... you mean the thing we put S*** in!"
-Conversation I had

Dunn_Stealth · Boot Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 31

I'm still messing with the internet header I got from the email. In any event there's quite a few Emer Johnsons. We'll see which one this guy is.

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:14 pm

Jackofspades · Boot Joined: 29 Jan 2006 Posts: 29 Location: IL

I asked him
"are you a shadow?"
-Quote the Raven "Nevermore"

I got this back

That is a different Raven. The one I speek of is The Raven. The one that is coming very soon to take his throne upon earth.

Highlight-> I am someone you see, but do not know.

It was a bit of a joke and I thought it was funny.

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:18 pm

_________________
Me:"I think its in my credenza"
Ed:"We have a credenza?"
Me:"Yes, It's by the dining room table"
Ed:"Oh... you mean the thing we put S*** in!"
-Conversation I had

Dunn_Stealth · Boot Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 31

btw you can use this to report the sob http://add.yahoo.com/fast/help/uk/mail/cgi_spam

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:19 pm

Esteed

The Raven that will descend to take its throne on Earth? ...Is anybody else getting that disturbing "cult" vibe?

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:22 pm

_________________
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."" -Rorschach

Dunn_Stealth · Boot Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 31

Yeah hence the post, who would be all comfy getting one of these?

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:23 pm

SirQuady · Unfettered Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Posts: 576

hee hee. I'm suprised it took you guys so long to notice that alot of the messages' first letters spelt out words! (i noticed whilst reading the second page of this thread).

Now, for a listing of all messages we've gotten so far! Man, we need a name for this type of puzzle...i'm gonna go with... "Port-side cipher". Yes, i just made that up. Where was i?

Oh yeah...a list. Whoops, too many messages, not enough time! Well, here's one:

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:26 pm

_________________
There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].

Dunn_Stealth · Boot Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 31

Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit

Wrong. I Am Nosnhoj Yremve. And I live everywhere

Aaron Webb <davidwebb_2004@hotmail.com> wrote:

your EMERY JOHNSON

now where do you live?

_________________________________________________________________
Play Q6 for your chance to WIN great prizes.
http://q6trivia.imagine-live.com/enca/landing

Highlight-> I am someone you see, but do not know.

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:27 pm

Jackofspades · Boot Joined: 29 Jan 2006 Posts: 29 Location: IL

duh...

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:28 pm

_________________
Me:"I think its in my credenza"
Ed:"We have a credenza?"
Me:"Yes, It's by the dining room table"
Ed:"Oh... you mean the thing we put S*** in!"
-Conversation I had

Esteed

You ain't the only one. Is there a facedesk emoticon? If there isn't, there should be.

EDIT: Okay, serious WTFing now. New message from, whoever this guy is.

No. I'm Nosnhoj Yremve. You had it backwards and missed the "V". This is not about who Melonie sees(I've never even met her by the way)But whom everyone sees.

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:29 pm

_________________
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."" -Rorschach

Dunn_Stealth · Boot Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 31

Evmery Johnson of Stafford...well thats quaint...sounds like a girl...guess sob isn't applicable, also that sure as hell eliminates me from the suspect list, I'm male and canadian lol

**Posted:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:33 pm