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enaxor
I Have No Life

Joined: 25 Feb 2003
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Here's the latest from Ima and Alan.

Quote:

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to answer your last email. I was so busy attending masquerade parties for Halloween, that I'm just now recovering from all the libations. Wine always does me in, I must learn to stick with water. I think you'd have really liked my costume. Wink

I went as my favorite movie character, Pussy Galore. I even used my new kitten as an accessory. The sweet little thing has eight toes on one of her front paws, I named her Octopussy.

I was heart broken to hear you had such a hard week last week. I thank you for wanting to protect me, but I hope someday you'll want to share your deepest darkest secrets with me.

Smoocheeeee,

Ima

Mr Alan Johnson wrote:

Dearest Ima,

Ah yes! Pussy Galore IS a favorite of mine as well! Are you perhaps like Pussy Galore when you aren'y parading around for Halloween? How should I say this... Well, are you also a retired trapeze artist like Pussy Galore? I LOVE the trapeze, Ima! You are a delight! And you are full of surprises, Ima! I adore your candor! It is so refreshing. I am in New York at the moment, Ima. Wish you were here. It would be lovely to take a stroll in the park with lovely you by my side. Central Park is a magical place this time of year. Almost as magical as your delicious notes! I will write again as soon as I return to Los Angeles, Ima. Please know that you have a special place in my heart every moment of every day. I have include a poem for you below.

Warmest Regards,

Alan

L'�ge Du Sourire

Avoir v�cu toutes ces ann�es, pass� par toutes ces �preuves
L'�ge o� la vie est � un tournant, l'�ge ou tout, soudain, devient beau
Entendre ta voix douce, ton rire ruisselant dans mes r�ves
Ton rire qui coule, comme un filet d'eau fra�che le long de ma peau.

Derri�re ce rire, j'imagine ton beau sourire g�n�reux
Plissant cette peau finement h�l�e par le rythme des saisons
Annon�ant les ann�es pass�es, ces petites rides au coin des yeux
Font adoucir les traits des visages et donnent cet air si bon.

Tes dents d'un blanc �clatant, telles des perles pr�cieuses
Garnissent l'�crin que sont ces l�vres pulpeuses et gourmandes
Tout cela forme cet air avenant et ces belles l�vres rieuses
Qui, pour ceux qui te regardent, est la plus belle des offrandes.

Souviens toi de ceci : au fil des ann�es qui doucement arrivent
Pour chaque sourire donn�, un peu de bonheur atteint le coeur
De celui qui te regarde, et tu remarqueras, que tr�s souvent,
Automatiquement, un sourire r�pondra au tien, avec douceur.

Here's what google translated for the poem.....

The Age Of the Smile To have lived all these years, to have passed by all these tests The age where the life is with revolving, the age or all, suddenly, becomes beautiful Entendre your voice soft, your laughter streaming in my dreams Your laughter which runs, like a filament of fresh water along my skin. Behind this laughter, I imagine your beautiful generous smile Folding this skin finely tanned by the rate/rhythm of the seasons Announcing the years spent, these small wrinkles with the corner of the eyes Make soften the features of the faces and give this so good air. Your teeth of a bright white, such of the invaluable pearls Furnish the ECRIN that are these pulpy and greedy lips All that forms this pleasing air and these beautiful merry lips Who, for those which look at you, is most beautiful of the offerings. Remember this: with the passing of years which gently arrives For each smile given, a little happiness reaches the heart Of that which looks at you, and you will notice, who very often, Automatically, a smile will answer the tien, with softness.

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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:49 pm

konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
Location: My own alternate reality

chixor1 wrote:

Chixor responds to Mr Alan Johnson.

http://downwithspoocheeeee.blogspot.com/

*konamouse* bows down to the genius of the Chixor!

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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:36 pm

chixor1
Unfettered

Joined: 28 Sep 2006
Posts: 360
Location: Scotland

Ok I think Peeps officially thinks I am crazy!

Quote:

Hello Sally,
That is a wonderful video! Thank you for making the end of my day so wonderful! It was so thoughtful of you to do that. I hope Mr. Johnson sees it!
Peeps

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:57 am

RedHatty
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1428
Location: x��Jy��VJvk

My latest 10/3

I had written him last night to complement him on his punctuality (and an indirect reference to Patty's lateness in posting)

Quote:

Greetings Red,

I wonder why Patricia Moore was so late getting to her task...?????
She had promised me to have the Sammeeeee game night up at the usual time. I do apologize to you for her slack attitude. Patricia did tell me that she has been very busy with a project right now involving the Sammeeeees. I suppose that kept her from her duties last evening.

How are you, Red? You have been wondrously helpful during my absence. I thank you for that. When I return to Los Angeles from New York, there is something that you and I need to discuss. You have an excellent future ahead of you at Otis. The world is ours. There is much to share.

I wonder, Red, what are your feelings about the state of our world? How would you feel if there were a greater plan for everything and everyone?

I look forward to you sharing your opinions.

Cheers to us!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

My Reply

Quote:

Mr. Johnson,

You ask how I feel about the state of our world, what a can of worms to open. I think that our world is not being led properly. Too many politicians in every country are only in the job for what it gets them personally, not what their position can do for the people and places they represent. I think man is squandering the resources this earth provides without consideration of what it does to his environment, There is too much conflict across the globe and it is not conflict between peoples themselves, but between the politicians who, again, are only in it for what they can get out of it.

I feel that here in America, we have failed our children in the realm of public education. I feel we should return to the teaching standards of 100 yrs ago and truly teach our children how to become critical thinkers with an awareness of how decisions affect them and where they live. The rest of the world should also do the same.

That's a nutshell version of how I feel, I could go on & on.

As far as a greater plan, I would welcome one, one that not only enriches the lives of man, but keeps the earth healthy at the same time. But the only ones I have heard of are religous theoriesw of a second comming preceeded by an armegeddon. I really believe there has to be a better way to change the world than by bringing it to the brink of destruction first.

Back to game night - did you view the video of Happy? Apparently she left a message to the Sammeeeees which led them to this site: http://nevaeheulbdellacreliart.blogspot.com/ The clever Sammeeeees managed to decode the video & stuff in the source code & have made contact with the twins. Superhero Red Shadow, I must say, these friends of Peeps do need some help, don't you agree? Medical help! Anyway, I think that someone is supposed to try to get to the twins this weekend to get the 2nd piece, but it may not happen. Rumor is there is still a lost map to the twins trailer - it has yet to be found.

I have been asked by one of the Sammeeeees that I have befriended, to give you this link: http://www.vengefullobster.com/nosnhoJnalArM.html

As you can see, Peeps delusions are spreading! We really must help these poor misguided Sammeeeees before they are permanently injured by Peeps!

Have a safe trip back, I hope all is going well with your business in NYC. And enjoy your weekend.

Red

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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:50 pm

Randomeis
Unfettered

Joined: 25 Aug 2004
Posts: 426
Location: AL

From AJ's XXspace Blog

Quote:

Saturday, November 04, 2006

I have decided to extend my stay in New York
Current mood: contemplative

Midnight came and now it is mine! It would not have been possible, if not for the hard work of my associate Dante! Dante has given me everything that I need! (for the moment - wink) I must tie up loose ends here in the Big Apple! Sometimes I simply can't help myself. I tried to let one loose end go but I am having second thoughts. I hope this will not take too long. I need to get back to some sunshine.

8. The Further Adventures Of Nick Danger
Currently listening :
How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All?
By Firesign Theatre
Release date: By 04 December, 2001

seems bettys is not out of hot water yet

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Can you imagine that I not even know the date of my death?
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:32 pm

danteIL
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

Ironic

It seems Mr. Alan Johnson has something for me:

Quote:

Greetings Dante!

I am in a hurry but I wanted to tell you something else --

Please expect a book in the mail! This should arrive at your doorstep
this week. I need for you to use your expert skills to crack this
book. It has codes. I need to know what these coded messages say. Are
you good with codes, Dante? I have another associate named Red that can
assist you with this. Thank you. I will introduce you to Red on my
return!

Cheers to us all!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

And RH and I get to be Spoocheeeee associates Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:00 pm

RedHatty
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1428
Location: x��Jy��VJvk

Yep, looks that way Smile

Quote:

Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. We will discuss this when I return. I will say that it pleases me to no end to hear someone speak their mind who has such a lovely heart and high ideals. The world needs more people like you, Red!

I did want to tell you that my mission has been extended. I will keep you in the loop. You should also know that I had come to NY to retrieve a very important book. The "book" itself was not here but I did strike the deal for the return of this book. This book contains "secret" messages, Red. The first order of business when I return is to crack this book. I would like you to work with my associate named Dante. You two shall make quite a team!

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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:41 pm

Sylvia
I Have No Life

Joined: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 2062

I Miss Ben

Quote:

From: Mr. Alan ..

http://www.myspace.com/misteralanjohnson
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:19 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: How is Ben?
Body: Greetings Sylvia!

You are always on my mind! Thank you for writing to me and inquiring about the darling young man known as Ben. He is doing very well. He is enjoying a little vacation for himself. I do apologize for not getting back to you sooner. I am in New York on business and I have not been able to spend much time on my computer! I will tell Ben that you say "hello". Perhaps when I return to Los Angeles, Ben can write to you again and let you know how much fun he and the ravishing Aunt Jayne are doing. I must be going. I just received a tip about an old pal of mine. I had lost track of her and now it seems, if this tip pans out, that she may be back in my life forever.

I hope all is well with you!

Cheers, Sylvia!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sylvia
Date: Oct 27 2006 7:09 PM

AJ

This is Sylvia, I hope you remember me. I sent you an email awhile back and in your reply you called me "a bright and feisty woman." Does that jog your memory?

I understand you are taking good care of Ben. By the way thanks for letting him send me that flickr message. I was really worried about him but that eased my mind a whole lot. But that was eight days ago and I was wondering how he is doing now.

Thank you so much for taking such good care of him.

Sincerely,
Sylvia

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:23 pm

konamouse
Official uF Dietitian

Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
Location: My own alternate reality

"Tip about an old pal of mine..."

Mildred?

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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:03 am

celina63
Entrenched

Joined: 28 Sep 2002
Posts: 909
Location: San Diego, CA

Possibly Betty? However, if you check here, you'll see that it appears she won't be making Mr. Alan Johnson's acquaintance again anytime soon (we hope).

C

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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:39 am

RedHatty
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1428
Location: x��Jy��VJvk

Sent to AJ
What will Peeps & co. do with the disc when assembled?

After a bit of random chat in the chat room, we decided to start asking the White Roses what they will do with the disc once all the pieces are asembled. Since I am a faithful AJ follower, I can't contact the WRs about it, so I decided to ask Mr. Johnson himself. Here's what I sent:

Quote:

Mr. Johnson,

Over the weekend I have had time to ponder some things. I have come up with a question or two as a result. If you would indulge me, I would like to pose them to you.

It seems that Peeps is more focused on collecting the 5 pieces of the supposed Spoocheeeee disc than attempting to arrange the release of the 5. Why is that?

What do you think these delusional Sammeeeees will do with the disc once they have all the pieces assembled?

They seem to believe that there is some occult ceremony that was once performed - the details of how to perform it are on the disc itself, and that the original performance of this ritual/ceremony brought Spoocheeeee into existence. Even if this is true, what would performing the ritual/ceremony another time accomplish? A New & Improved Spoocheeeee 2? Who are we kidding?

I would love to hear your thoughts on this.

Red

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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:10 pm

danteIL
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

Well apparently the WR didn't completely shut Mr A.J. out, because he just wrote me back. Looks like Dr. Kinder is next!

Mon Nov 6, I wrote:

Mr. Johnson,

I am not sure whether you will get this mail, because
I've found out that the White Roses were able to break
into your office and compromise your email somehow. I
hope that this gets through to you, because obviously
you should know about this violation of your privacy.
They will apparently stop at nothing...

Yours,
Dante

Wed Nov 8, A.J. wrote:

Greeting again Dante!

All is well! Yes I do believe the crafty Mr. Timothy Mann may be
behind the assault on my privacy! I have placed guards on the gates to my
office and I have someone placing the necessary precautions to aid in
the security of my email account. You are too thoughtful to write with
all your concern. Thank you, Dante. I received a link today from
someone named "Chris". I do not know this person but they have been sending
me notes and such. This "Chris" sent me a link that is called
fivepennyopera. Have you seen this link, Dante? It seems that Dr. Francis
Kinder, for reasons I am not sure of, is spreading lies and fictions about
me. As fate would have it, Dr. Kinder is in New York attending a
conference. Perhaps I should meet with her and express my concerns over
this site?

Cheers to you and me!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

So who is Chris??

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:31 pm

danteIL
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

danteIL wrote:

So who is Chris??

It's possible that Chris has been found...

If you go to A.J.'s MySpace page, and View all of his friends, you'll see that he has a friend named "Chris."

Click on Chris and you'll go to:

http://www.myspace.com/christhomasisasammeeeee

Notable quote: "And remember Mr. Alan Johnson precedes all. "

The picture is of the actor Richard Hayden, playing "Bartlett Finchley" in an episode of The Twilight Zone called "A Thing About Machines." (Thanks to drizjr!)

There is some skepticism whether this is in-game. I've put a friend request into Chris, so we'll see.

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:32 pm

danteIL
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

New email from the increasingly-unstable A.J.:

Wed Nov 8, I wrote:

Mr. Johnson,

It is good to hear from you! I am pleased that you
have been able to deal with this security breach.
Timothy Mann is apparently intent on causing harm to
Otis Worldwide and the goals of Spoocheeeee. I have
watched that video like you instructed, Mr. Johnson,
and I have a renewed appreciation for the work that
you have been doing to ensure the safety and order of
the world. More people should be appreciative.
Speaking of which, I was indeed aware of the slander
that Dr. Kinder published on that fivepennyopera site.
I wasn't sure whether to mention it to you because I
wanted to do some checking to find the source of these
lies first. Is there a grain of truth there, Mr.
Johnson? Why would she be fixated on this idea of a
'red jack-knife'? It seems like a strange detail.

If you have been keeping up with events, then perhaps
you know that the Sammeeeees have the second piece of
the Spoocheeeee artifact now, and are starting to look
for the next fragment. Timothy Mann and his
associates seem to be leading them down this dangerous
path. I am continuing to find out what I can. How is
the boy Dwin and the others?

Yours,
Dante

Thurs Nov 9, A.J. wrote:

Greetings Dante!

A true friend stands before me! Thank you. How kind you are to guard
me from Dr. Kinder's slander. There is only one Dante and I am
privileged to have you as my associate and friend. There are, of course,
sprinkles of truth in that so-called Spoocheeeee file. I did spend some
time in the lovely town of Topsfield, Massachusetts. I did train with
"Otis" at various training centers. Beyond all that, it is mostly Kinder
fiction. You know, it is my experience, that these psychologists are
usually sicker than the individuals they treat. Kinder, as it turns
out, is a useless nut. Tell me, Dante, why do you suppose this is being
said about me? What is this about? I am curious about these elders,
yet I have no access to the files on them. Seems that these files have
been removed from the Otis offices that held them. That appears to be
the work of one Mr. Timothy Mann. I know the Sammeeeees seek this
so-called "piece three" from Elbert Benjamine. Elbert was a retired a!
ssociate of our company. I wish I had known he passed away. Damn
that Timothy Mann! What else don't I know?! Patricia Moore is gathering
some "intel" on the background of Elbert Benjamine. I sent a message
to the Benjamine family yesterday to say that I shall visit them very
soon. I will be back in Los Angeles on Sunday. Until then, let's set our
sites on knowing more about this Elbert Benjamine. Also, has there
been any slip up by any of these Sammeeeees about the whereabouts of
Peeps? I had a dream about Peeps last night. Damn that man! I should like
to get my hands on Peeps! My life has become completely disrupted by
Peeps and his Sammeeeees! All was well until they came together and built
this alliance! I apologize, Dante. I have had one too many cups of
coffee this morning.
Do not worry yourself with "the five" Sammeeeees, Dante. They are
fine. Their spirits are a bit low these days. Too much time away from the
world, I suppose. I have sent Patricia Moore "the game" for tonight.
It is Thursday after all! The Sammeeeees can see for themselves the
state of their pals.

Cheers to you and to me!

Warm Regards

Mr. Alan Johnson

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:29 am

enaxor
I Have No Life

Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Posts: 2395

I got this a couple of days ago, but forgot to post.

Quote:

I hope your trip to New York was pleasant. It would have been lovely to have been there with you. And I must admit I have missed our little email banter. I had dinner with an old friend the other evening. I call him Dr. No, cause he never approves of my little online connections. I tried to tell him you were different, so he said he would withhold any judgement for now. You are different aren't you? I feel like you are the spy who loved me. Well I must run for now. Can't wait to hear from you.

Smoocheeeee

Ima

Mr Alan Johnson wrote:

Dearest Ima! Mon Cheri!

It thrills me to hear from you! I am still in New York. My stay was extended! Seems as if there are not enough hours in my day, Ima. If only you were here with me... Just reading your words sends me into a state of bliss. Thank you for mentioning me to your "old friend". It is wonderful to know that I am on your mind. I'm certain your "old friend" was steaming with jealousy. Who can blame any "old friend" that sits in the presence of you for having these feelings? You are a fiery vixen, Ima! The world is blessed to have a creature as tempting as you! Ima. Ima. Ima. I dream of the day when you and I can be together and I can softly whisper that name into your soft and delicate ear. Ima.

Entre deux coeurs qui s'aiment, nul besoin de paroles.

Je t'adore
Alan

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