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Caterpillar
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Translation:
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JACK AND GEORGE ARE TWINS THAT WERE BORN TWO MINUTES APART ONE THOUSAND AND FIVE FORTNIGHTS AGO AND GIVEN TO ERIC ARTHUR BLAIR. ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED FIFTY FIVE FORTNIGHTS AGO ERIC ARTHUR BLAIR WAS CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICE(R) OF PROPOGANDA FOR SPOOCHEEEEE FOR ONE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR FORTNIGHTS. ERIC ARTHUR BLAIR RAISED THE TWINS, JACK AND GEORGE TO SERVE THE LAND OF SPOOCHEEEEE AS HIS PROPOGANDA AIDES. JACK BEGAN HIS SERVICE TO SPOOCHEEEEE WHEN HE REACHED FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FORTNIGHTS. GEORGE BEGAN HIS SERVICE TO SPOOCHEEEEE WHEN HE REACHED FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FORTNIGHTS. JACK SERVED DUTIFULLY FOR TWO HUNDRED AND NINE FORTNIGHTS. GEORGE SERVED DUTIFULLY FOR TWO HUNDRED AND NINE FORTNIGHTS. JACK COFOUNDED SPOOCHEEEEE'S "TWO MINUTE GOOD". GEORGE COFOUNDED SPOOCHEEEEE'S "TWO MINUTE GOOD". THE "TWO MINUTE GOOD" WERE A SERIES OF FILMS AND MULTIMEDIA EVENTS USED TO KEEP ALL MEMBERS OF THE LAND OF SPOOCHEEEEE BRAIN WASHED INTO BELIEVING THAT THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GREATER GOOD IN OUR WORLD. WHEN JACK REACHED SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHT FORTNIGHTS HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM FOR SEVENTY NINE FORTNIGHTS. WHEN GEORGE REACHED SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENT EIGHT FORTNIGHTS HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM FOR TWO HUNDRED AND THRITY FIVE FORTNIGHTS. WHEN JACK CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM HE FIRST TOLD HIS FATHER THAT SPOOCHEEEEE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE EVIL IN THE WORLD. WHEN GEORGE CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM HE TOLD HIS FATHER THAT SPOOCHEEEEE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE EVIL IN THE WORLD. ERIC ARTHUR BLAIR SEPARATED JACK AND GEORGE AND KEPT THEM FROM EACH OTHER FOR FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY SIX FORTNIGHTS. TWENTY FORTNIGHTS AGO ERIC ARTHUR BLAIR FELL ILL AND DIED. THE TWINS, JACK AND GEORGE, TOOK THEIR FATHER'S ASHES AND PIECE TWO OF THE SPOOCHEEEEE DISC AND DISAPPEARED INTO THE CALIFORNIA DESERT. FIFTEEN FORTNIGHTS AGO THEY WROTE A WARNING TO THE WORLD: "THE LAND OF SPOOCHEEEEE CONTROLS MORE THAN THE GOVERNMENT. THE LAND OF SPOOCHEEEEE CONTROLS EVERY THOUGHT OF EVERY MAN AND WOMAN AND CHILD. FROM THE DAY THAT YOU ARE BORN UNTIL THE DAY THEY DECIDE YOU DIE. THERE IS NO FREEDOM TO BE FOUND, THERE IS ONLY SPOOCHEEEEE. YOUR ONLY SALVATION CAN BE FOUND IF YOU WEAR A TIN HAT. THE TIN HAT CAN PREVENT THEM FROM ACCESSING YOUR THOUGHTS AND DREAMS AND HOPE. THE TIN HAT IS YOUR PATH TO FREEDOM"
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:45 pm
Axys Denyed
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 456 Location: Houston, TX, USA
Shafted You not only managed to find and post while we're finding it in chat, you also finish your transcription just as I'm cleaning mine up and adding spaces
On a completely different note, I think it's time I dug my old, tin-foil hat wearing avatar out from the WiBS days
EDIT: Hey, post 300. Wooo!
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:08 pm
Caterpillar
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
Sorry...
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:10 pm
Axys Denyed
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 456 Location: Houston, TX, USA
Caterpillar wrote:
Sorry...
Don't take it personally, I'm just messing with you. Good work
_________________I've searched for the Cube, played poker with the dead, hunted monsters, helped stop Spoocheee and helped find a dimension hopping cat. What else you got?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:12 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
Translation For those of us with poor puzzle solving skills....can you post what kind of code it is??? Thanks.
Fortnight = 14 days.
Twins born 39 years ago.
52 years ago EAB was CEO of Propaganda (served for 65 years)
Both boys started service with Spoocheeeee at age 18.
By age 26 they went into locked rooms.
Jack was in the room for 3 years, George for 9.
EAB separated them for 19 years.
EAB fell ill & died 280 days ago, the twins posted their warning 210 days ago.
Anything on YouTube about "Two Minute Good" (just for grins & giggles, don't think that will lead to the boys & the piece).
TIN HAT IS YOUR PATH TO FREEDOM....so I'm thinking we have to follow the Tin Hat to find the twins.
Okay, back to real work now.
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:45 pm
Last edited by konamouse on Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:00 pm; edited 1 time in total
enaxor
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Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Posts: 2395
Re: Translation
konamouse wrote:
For those of us with poor puzzle solving skills....can you post what kind of code it is??? Thanks.
It's written backwards from the bottom up and put into 2 letter sets.
*edit
This found in the source that Catapillar posted.
Quote:
11030110041401050718150507evifderdnuhevif13151518@2501081515
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Going backwards, replacing the numbers with letters ie 01=A, the email is kcajdnaegroeg505moorSPLAT yahoo.com
Which so far hasn't bounced.
_________________10/05/2007, 04/23/2009, 07/02/2015
The world is a much dimmer place.
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:59 pm
drizjr
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Joined: 28 Nov 2003 Posts: 1700
Red archway Just an observation The pics used on http://505moor.blogspot.com/ are the same used on http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=misteralanjohnson
The two from the former are
http://static.flickr.com/117/285747203_a2357525da_o.jpg
And tiled in the latter
http://static.flickr.com/17/20952752_f05232ef29_o.jpg
By the way, great work on the solves!
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:08 pm
enaxor
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Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Posts: 2395
I just got this reply from Nedd.
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Nedd
YAY! We found it. We found the worst place in the world!! http://505moor.blogspot.com/ I've sent them an email telling them that Happy is a prisoner of Mr. Alan Johnson. That we need their help. I hope I've done the right thing and not scared them off.
enaxor
Nedd wrote:
ENAXOOOOOR! That's just a glimpse of THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD! But you are on THE ROCKIN' ROAD, LAD-EEEEE! SWEET! RIGHT? The TWINZ are a little touchy with the email communication. It will TOTALLY put you on their SWEET side that your part of Happ-EEEEE's POSSE! Be careful not to send too many Sammeeeees at them at once. They might FREAK OUT and go all TURTLE on us! Happ-EEEEE wrote the TWINZ FLIPPED notes. I would try that and also tell them that ART BELL ROCKS! THEY DIG THAT DUDE! And SMILE! They like it when people are all SMILES! Go get 'em, ENAXOOOOOR!
later
white r 2
_________________10/05/2007, 04/23/2009, 07/02/2015
The world is a much dimmer place.
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:07 am
Caterpillar
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
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Jack and George are twins that were born two minutes apart, 38 1/2 yrs ago and given to Eric Arthur Blair. 52 yrs ago, Eric Arthur Blair was Chief Executive Officer of Propoganda for Spoocheeeee for 65 yrs. Eric Arthur Blair raised the twins, Jack and George to serve the Land of Spoocheeeee as his propoganda aides. Jack began his service to Spoocheeeee when he reached 18 yrs. George began his service to Spoocheeeee when he reached 18 yrs. Jack served dutifully for 8 yrs. George served dutifully for 8 yrs. Jack co-founded Spoocheeeee's "Two Minute Good". George co-founded Spoocheeeee's "Two Minute Good". The "Two Minute Good" were a series of films and multi-media events used to keep all members of the Land of Spoocheeeee brainwashed into believing that they are responsible for the "Greater Good" in our world.
When Jack reached 26 yrs, he locked himself in his room for 3 yrs. When George reached 26 yrs, he locked himself in his room for 9 yrs. When Jack came out of his room, he first told his father that Spoocheeeee was responsible for all the evil in the world. When George came out of his room, he told his father that Spoocheeeee was responsible for all the evil in the world. Eric Arthur Blair separated Jack and George and kept them from each other for 19 yrs. 9 months ago, Eric Arthur Blair fell ill and died. The twins, Jack and George, took their father's ashes and piece two of the Spoocheeeee Disc and disappeared into the California desert. 7 months ago they wrote a warning to the world.....
Okay so I can't quite figure out where the periods go in those first couple of sentences, because quite frankly none the spots makes sense.
The only thing that comes close is "52 years ago, Eric Arthur Blair was CEO of Propoganda for Spoocheeee for 65 years."
Still not a coherent sentence though.
Timeline
1941 EAB becomes CEOoP?
1968 Jack and George born
1986 Both boys started their service at age 18
1994 Boys have served 8 years, and lock themselves in their rooms
1997 Jack comes out
2003 George comes out
2006 EAB dies
So what did Jack do in the 6 years after he came out of his room, before George came out of his?
EAB kept them apart for 19 years. The only way this figure comes close to working is if EAB kept them apart from the day they entered Spoocheeeee service.
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I have some thoughts on Happy's numbers ( 18831939 + 18891937 )
18 8 3 19 3 9
Jack began service at 18, served 8 years, stayed locked in his room for 3 years, separated for 19 years, not sure about the 3, but 9 months ago Eric Arthur Blair dies.
18 8 9 19 3 7
George began service at 18, served 8 years, stayed locked in his room for 9 years,separated for 19 years, not sure about the 3, but 7 months ago the twins wrote a warning to the world.
Maybe the two 3s add up to the six years separating the twins' emergence from their rooms.
ETA: Sent my thoughts to Nedd, his reply below:
Quote:
AAAAA-RIEL! YOU NEED LIKE A SAMMEEEEE MEDAL OF COURAGE! It TOTALLY MAKES SENSE! I love your such a FREAKIN' Alice! SWEET! I had a feeling you would figure out Happ-EEEEE's crazy numbers! I'm all B-LOWN way away! I'm like.. what are those numbers? And where did you find them? Who?! The thrEEEEE's! Don't worry. You have two three's. I'm sure Happy and the twins have a special place for those! Woot!
later
white r 2
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:41 pm
konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
It seems that Triva Night 11/2 is part of the path to find Piece #2.
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r u a Sammeeeee? I am Forever!
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:10 am
drizjr
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I split the thread and started a new one for mollyhaleisasammeeeee on flickr. Please go HERE .
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:03 pm
Caterpillar
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
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AAAAA-RIEL! CHECK IT OUT AT neddsyoutubular!
Da Map!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikd5_touep8
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:45 pm
drizjr
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Joined: 28 Nov 2003 Posts: 1700
http://zniwtehtotpameht.blogspot.com/ from Nedd's updated YT
Quote:
Don't worry. I will SMILE at Jack and George the entire time and I will try not to say "Psyche!" too much. (FREAKS out George and makes him shake more) I'm a little nervous but Mildred told me to just ZEN OUT and make like it is just a BIG ADVENTURE! YEOW! I wish Mildred could go with me but I'm afraid Jack would shoot her. He can get WAAAAAY NERVOUS with strangers! YIKES! I'll be okay. RIGHT? RIGHT! (deep breathing deep breathing)
http://zniwtehtotpameht.blogspot.com/
eta:
From the playlist:
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Playlist Name: BLUEHEAVEN
I have my day-pack so completely READY! I AM FREAKING GOING ON A DESERT ADVENTURE! YEOW!
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:30 am
Caterpillar
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
Nedd wrote:
FREAKS out George and makes him shake more
I asked Nedd the other day about the shaky twin....
Quote:
AAAAA-RIEL! ITS SIDE EFFECTS FROM SPOOCHEEEEE'S ROOM 505! FREAK ME OUT! There Dad was NUTZ! George is the SHAKEY ONE! George messed around with the electronics in Room 505.. bummer for George. RIGHT? He is workin' off some bad karma! YEOW! Talk to you tomorrow! night.
BTW.....[SPEC] I don't think Barney's dead......
And for anyone who's interested in getting lost in the desert...lol
Take I-40 to the Kel-Baker Road Exit, Go North
The turn-off to the Kelso Dunes viewpoint is 100yds past an easily recognized pumping station on the left side of the road. Turn left onto a dirt road that heads west; after 3mi you come to the restrooms, sign boards and parking area that constitute the trailhead welcome at the Kelso Dunes.
1) Park Here
2) Walk Trail Head (Kelso Dunes)
3) Cross Dunes
4) Walk East Towards Providence Mts.
5) When You Reach Big Rock With Star On It, Turn Right(sign?), Walk 2 Miles
6) As You Come Down Hill You Will See:
7) ?Freewoods? Signs, Follow These Signs Heading west 1 Mile
8 ) Yell When You Are Outside The Blue Blue Heaven
34.8923n 115.6982w is the location of The Kelso Dunes Trailhead.
Poor Nedd!!!
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:48 am
konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
Cool find. That picture of the dunes is in Nedd's map video (near the end).
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:43 am
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