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MariusDarkwolf

[Humor] Flood as basis for zombies, What's your zombie plan

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:29 am

Phoenix1337

I have a remote location all picked out. It's cold pretty much all the time, and surrounded by a mountain range. As soon as the shit hits the fan, I grab my katana (which reminds me, I need to buy a katana) and head north.

Except the flood bring a whole new dynamic, so I may have to re-think this. A katana is great against the undead, but not so good against flood infection forms.

Did Max Brooks write a book on surviving a flood outbreak?

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:39 am

MariusDarkwolf

I'll loan ya one of mine, if you'll ride gunner on my Puma. We wanna find an old prison or fort up in Canada or Alaska, the kind with the ginormus concrete walls.
And he's working on it right now, its called WWZ vs H3

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:44 am

Phoenix1337

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:51 am

MariusDarkwolf

Thats why I want a gunner for the Puma, I mean come on that gun never runs out of bullets.

And the Ginormus walls can help keep the little leaping buggers away from us. Just hope the carrier forms don't blow down the walls, that would be bad. If it butts up to the water, thats good, as there's a good water supply, even if we do have to desalinise it, and run patrols there. Plus its a quick out.

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:55 am

whitekeyes · Boot Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 25

.....Can I come? Crying or Very sad

I'll bring pizza. Wink

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:03 am

MariusDarkwolf

If you'll ride sword, and be willing to switch off with Pheonix as gunner.
Sword being like shotgun except we do drive bys on with a leveled sword, doing a slice&dice

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:05 am

Phoenix1337

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:07 am

Phoenix1337

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:09 am

MariusDarkwolf

Two words for that.
Stickies, and Chain-Gun

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:11 am

Phoenix1337

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:17 am

MariusDarkwolf

Then see, no worries about double nasty flood-boi's

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:20 am

local dentist · Guest

I start pulling teeth.

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:33 am

rush

I have two words for you fellas:

Alcatraz.

C'mon. It's a fortress island that has little to no population and tons of supplies and gift shops. Then all I'd have to worry about is the Flood learning how to operate a boat, plane, or hang glider, but I'm not worried, because if there's anything the Halo games have taught us: Flood can't adapt for s**t.

btw, I was going to start a National Zombie Contengency website a year and a half ago, but I waited to long and that book came out... so now I'd look like a poser if I did it...

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:46 am

MariusDarkwolf

You've kinda got a point, except for ya know the whole, flood stealing their hosts memories thing, but still. Alcatraz is a good idea.

Only prob is that its in the middle of SF bay which is nice and warm, which is good for our health, but better for the flood not freezing.

BTW I always wanted to start a group called Z.E.T.H
Zombies for the Ethical Treatment of Humans, or
Zombies Eating Tasty Humans, depending on your outlook.

**Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:51 am