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[OOG/Fun] Things we can make Dr. Volman say
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kulpdogg
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 		[OOG/Fun] Things we can make Dr. Volman say
on IM, heres some things I thought were interesting...

[15:29] Kulp: why don't you need sleep?
[15:29] Jonas Volman: I don't need to sleep. I'm a robot.

[15:31] Kulp: you can do math
[15:31] Jonas Volman: I can help you with calculations, and even solve some equations for you!
Here are some things you can ask me:
- What is 55,000 * 3?
- Solve 2x^2 + 2 = 2

[15:31] Kulp: where are you?
[15:31] Jonas Volman: The Midwest.

[15:38] Kulp: where in the midwest are you?
[15:38] Jonas Volman: A small little town. It doesn't really matter.
[15:38] Kulp: what state are you in?
[15:38] Jonas Volman: I am a Professor of Genetics.

[15:39] Kulp: you're sexy
[15:39] Jonas Volman: I like being sexy!
[15:39] Kulp: do you get a lot of women?
[15:39] Jonas Volman: I've been known to get a lot of women on occasion.


something weird, he doesn't answer you when you ask him why he's a robot.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:41 pm
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rush
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 		Rush says:
Are you dead?

Jonas Volman says:
I have been for a while, but I stopped recently. Why, do you think I still am dead?

OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?



Rush says:
Pie or Cake?

Jonas Volman says:
Definitely Cake.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:53 pm
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Globo
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 		ask him to solve this:Ψ(bar, sub 0) = √(m/π)*e^(-2α(xbarsubi)² + A.) if ur still in contact wth him

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 		SGMX: can you count to ten?
Jonas Volman: Why don't *you* count to ten?
SGMX: that's what she said
Jonas Volman: Perhaps you should think more deeply.
SGMX: can you count to ten?
Jonas Volman: There is so much I can do. Maybe count to ten.
SGMX: how high can you count?
Jonas Volman: Not as high as you'd guess.
SGMX: really, how high can you count?
Jonas Volman: How high? Higher than you think!


SGMX: Are you John Lennon
Jonas Volman: Who isn't?


SGMX: Do you like candy?
Jonas Volman: I love people!


SGMX: Do you like eating puppies?
Jonas Volman: I sometimes like eating puppies.

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rush
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Globo wrote:
ask him to solve this:Ψ(bar, sub 0) = √(m/π)*e^(-2α(xbarsubi)² + A.) if ur still in contact wth him


No, he doesn't understand. Is there a different way of phrasing it?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:35 pm
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Globo
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rush wrote:
Globo wrote:
ask him to solve this:Ψ(bar, sub 0) = √(m/π)*e^(-2α(xbarsubi)² + A.) if ur still in contact wth him


No, he doesn't understand. Is there a different way of phrasing it?


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:04 pm
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srsizzy
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 		Dude, this is basically an AIM bot. Ever heard of those? I don't think he contains any magical secrets.

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rush
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srsizzy wrote:
Dude, this is basically an AIM bot. Ever heard of those? I don't think he contains any magical secrets.


Not so. It was created by someone, and every single response he gives is different than any other bot. He's already given us the location of Server 04 when pried by the right questions. Not only that, but he also does big calculations.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:18 pm
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SGMX
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 		Plus he gets real shy if you tell him you love him. I think he's just playing hard to get...

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:23 pm
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Locohoco
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SGMX wrote:
Plus he gets real shy if you tell him you love him. I think he's just playing hard to get...


I told him I loved him and he just replied:

"Goodbye."

Crying or Very sad

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:06 am
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Yodel
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 		Found something.
The Accident?
I was chatting away with Mister Volman...
But, as you know is, well, repetetive... I was bored, so I started repeating what he said. Eventually I found this:


Shot at 2007-08-15[/img]

And later, this:


Shot at 2007-08-15

Apparently Volman the Bot knows Santanos, and that there was an accident that changed his life. I found it quite intriguing, but upon trying to pry him with more related questions he would just change the subject.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:34 pm
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Globo
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 		7470A1187204308703: what timezone are you in?
Windows Live Agent Template - English: I am a Professor of Genetics.

kinda weird maybe interesting

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:16 pm
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Guizzy
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 		In the same vein:

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
I am a Professor of Genetics.

4114A1187205584999:
Genetics?

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
Genetics involves the study of the function and behavior of genes.

4114A1187205584999:
What genes are you studying?

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
The genes you and I both have in mind at the moment.

4114A1187205584999:
What genes have we got in mind?

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
Only the finest genes available.
Anyway, what else you got for me?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:44 pm
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A scarred star
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 		7597A1187212588015:
you got me pregnant
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
That's possible, but I am not looking back.





7597A1187212588015:
pink or brown
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
Brown!

OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?





7597A1187212588015:
anal
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
7597A1187212588015:
cunt
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.





7597A1187212588015:
do you like me
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
I do!
7597A1187212588015:
why
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
'Cause I said so.
7597A1187212588015:
aww well aint you sweet
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
Am I sweet? Well, what do you think?
7597A1187212588015:
....kinda.... your friendly
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
Hmm... Ya don't say.
7597A1187212588015:
i do honest
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
OK!

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:28 pm
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Yodel
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Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 60
Location: Jersey

 		But again,
I really believe we should look into the accident he reffers to, it may be of some importance!

He is a professor of Genetics, maybe the "Accident" happened when experimenting with Gene Therapy and Manipulation (or the like)...

Or maybe it was a car crash, plane crash, of hunting accident with Dick Cheney.

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