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Alucard
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 		Guys, i cant be Chthulu! Chthulu doesn't destroy things! all he does is drive people insane! AND A INSANE PERSON CAN NOT THROW THE SOL HEAD 2 MILES!!!

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nyc_jester
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 		Maybe...
Alucard wrote:
Guys, i cant be Chthulu! Chthulu doesn't destroy things! all he does is drive people insane! AND A INSANE PERSON CAN NOT THROW THE SOL HEAD 2 MILES!!!


Barry Bonds probably could.

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Rjet
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Alucard wrote:
Guys, i cant be Chthulu! Chthulu doesn't destroy things! all he does is drive people insane! AND A INSANE PERSON CAN NOT THROW THE SOL HEAD 2 MILES!!!


then its a lion!?

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Rjet wrote:
Alucard wrote:
Guys, i cant be Chthulu! Chthulu doesn't destroy things! all he does is drive people insane! AND A INSANE PERSON CAN NOT THROW THE SOL HEAD 2 MILES!!!


then its a lion!?


No it's clearly Voltron Screwy

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Alucard wrote:
Guys, i cant be Chthulu! Chthulu doesn't destroy things! all he does is drive people insane! AND A INSANE PERSON CAN NOT THROW THE SOL HEAD 2 MILES!!!


so YOUR THE MONSTER better not touch the MET`s stadium Shocked Smile have to edit

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No it's clearly Voltron


i hope your joking

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 		Joking
Yeah Voltron is my favorite joke Laughing , But really I'm not even gonna make up what I think hes gonna look like cause I know one sure thing about the monster, He is very angry and as long as you have that you can put mostly any shape behind it. Well actually it needs to look cool too Wink

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 		Well unless Chthulu made chuck norris insane, and he roundhouse kicks the SOL head....Oh shit....
Insane Chuck Norris is the monster!

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 		All of you Cthulhu cultists are insane.

You'll be swearing up and down that it's Cthulhu until the day you die.

You can click over to my diss to any and all Cthulhu fans that troll this board, or just for good cause, read it right here:


Cthulhu Fan: Hey, I think it's Cthulhu!

Helo: Umm, nope, it isn't. Abrams is quoted as saying it's a completely new and original monster.

Cthulhu Fan: But...but...but... that means it could be a new Cthulhu!

Helo: No dude, it's not. As Abrams said, it's a new monster that we've never seen before.

Cthulhu Fan: Maybe he means that it's a new Cthulhu.

Helo: Dude, you're missing the point. It's not Cthulhu. How do you pronounce that, anyway? Cuth-thoo-loo? Ku-Thoo-luh?

Cthulhu Fan: But what if it is Cthulhu?

Helo: It's not, how many times do I have to say it?

Cthulhu Fan: But what if it is? No one ever said it wasn't!

Helo: Are you deaf? What's wrong with you? Here, look at this quote from Abrams [passing Cthulhu Fan the quote].

Cthulhu Fan: Well he didn't say it WASN'T Cthulhu...

Helo: I'll be at the bar with the rest of the grown-ups drinking massive amounts of alcohol while you crawl back up Cthulhu's butt and admire the view from the inside some more.
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 		Wow. Funny.

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Kaliyuga
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 		Helo - I don't believe it's Cthulhu or Voltron or mfing Godzilla or any of that, but at the same time, unfortunately, there is no quote of Abrams certifying that it is a new, original monster. Just that it's 'we need our own monster' and 'insane.' Probably original? Oh thank god, yes. But no quote to the effect.

Please, God, if you're out there - make Abrams say it's original on record. Then all the bullshittery can stop. (AHAHAHA, I think it'll stop, I'm so precious when I'm like this.)

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Josh
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Alucard wrote:
Guys, i cant be Chthulu! Chthulu doesn't destroy things! all he does is drive people insane! AND A INSANE PERSON CAN NOT THROW THE SOL HEAD 2 MILES!!!


stop saying it threw it 2 miles
how are you sure
something that has the ability to throw obviously has the ability to carry
idk why you're all studying the angles and stuff
the thing was carrying the damn head
simple as that
stop over analysing things

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cogitosam
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Helo wrote:

Helo: Abrams is quoted as saying it's a completely new and original monster.



And... there you have it yet again. I rest my case. Hysterical, ignorant, myopic, insecure cultist, permanently disconnected with reality, despite being clubbed over the head with it.

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elvis cocho
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Josh wrote:
Alucard wrote:
Guys, i cant be Chthulu! Chthulu doesn't destroy things! all he does is drive people insane! AND A INSANE PERSON CAN NOT THROW THE SOL HEAD 2 MILES!!!


stop saying it threw it 2 miles
how are you sure
something that has the ability to throw obviously has the ability to carry
idk why you're all studying the angles and stuff
the thing was carrying the damn head
simple as that
stop over analysing things


was not carried look at movie poster
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Helo wrote:
All of you Cthulhu cultists are insane.

You'll be swearing up and down that it's Cthulhu until the day you die.

You can click over to my diss to any and all Cthulhu fans that troll this board, or just for good cause, read it right here:


Cthulhu Fan: Hey, I think it's Cthulhu!

Helo: Umm, nope, it isn't. Abrams is quoted as saying it's a completely new and original monster.

Cthulhu Fan: But...but...but... that means it could be a new Cthulhu!

Helo: No dude, it's not. As Abrams said, it's a new monster that we've never seen before.

Cthulhu Fan: Maybe he means that it's a new Cthulhu.

Helo: Dude, you're missing the point. It's not Cthulhu. How do you pronounce that, anyway? Cuth-thoo-loo? Ku-Thoo-luh?

Cthulhu Fan: But what if it is Cthulhu?

Helo: It's not, how many times do I have to say it?

Cthulhu Fan: But what if it is? No one ever said it wasn't!

Helo: Are you deaf? What's wrong with you? Here, look at this quote from Abrams [passing Cthulhu Fan the quote].

Cthulhu Fan: Well he didn't say it WASN'T Cthulhu...

Helo: I'll be at the bar with the rest of the grown-ups drinking massive amounts of alcohol while you crawl back up Cthulhu's butt and admire the view from the inside some more.


Wow, you're a jack ass. I personally believe it is NOT Cthulhu, I would really like it to be Cthulhu, but am fairly certain it is not. HOWEVER, you are wrong in the fact that he said it was an original monster. HE NEVER SAID THAT...AT ALL! He said America needs it's own monster, that's all he said. Furthermore, here is what a generally accepted consensus of the plot is "An alien that crashed to Earth eons ago is trapped under the ocean until something disturbs it waking it to wreak havoc on the civilization." Now I state again that I don't think it's Cthulhu, but if this plot is even remotely accurate they are either pulling the wool over our eyes and making a Cthulhu movie OR they have obviously and blatantly ripped off his entire origin. So, you know, do some research before you speak. Thank You

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