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[HUMOR][META] I have all the information to tell you...
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mbinthefeebles
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 		[HUMOR][META] I have all the information to tell you...
...ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!
Ok, so we all know the codenames of this movie are Cloverfield, Cheese and 1-18-08. I came across this detailed and intricate math equation, after substituting all the variables with real world applications, I came across this:

Cloverfield + Cheese + 1-18 = The date that a cheese factory in Cloverfield, New York was destroyed in the year 1908. 08?!

So the movie is about whatever destroyed that cheese factory in 1908, and it's coming back 100 years later to finish the job.


If you go to the Slusho.jp website you can see that there is a bunch of icons that the little animals are saying. Well I cross-referenced these icons into natural-speak and I found out that the words were Hammer, Cheese and Mitten. The Cheese has a double meaning whcih I will explain right now.

Someone before mentioned something about double letters in each of the words, (i.e. haMMer, chEEse, miTTen.) Well after arranging these words in every order possible to make the double letters mean something I got this.. MMEETT. This isn't a name of the monster or a pattern to lead us to the name of the monster. It's just a simple Egyptian cypher. For whenever there are double letters you have to take every other letter out. (MET)

What state does the Mets baseball team play for? NEW YORK! All these equations and cyphers are leading me to these amazing answers.

Shea Stadium (Where the Mets play) wasn't built until 1961! So this means that the monster buried itself UNDER the stadium.

I know what you're thinking, I'M A CRAZY PERSON because clearly in the poster, the monster came from the water, and YES! he did! Since the stadium was built overtop of the monster during it's 100-year wait, it had to tunnel it's way out, slowly. So it wound up tunneling INTO the ocean and lurking around the Statue of Liberty until his 100 year hiding was up.

And the explosion in the trailer was the Shea Stadium getting gas-tanker trucks thrown at it, because the monster was angry that it was stuck underneath it.


So the only answer of what this monster could be, is.......




















US...the Americans. We had ourselves buried under all these profit-seeking corporations, and we just lost the true meaning of life. So now, we took all of our strongest forces to bring ourselves down.



















This isn't true...of course...this is just a reminder to all the people that are using 'equations and mathematic formulas to figure this movie out', to stop and take a look and see how rediculous you look. Just read the facts in FRONT of your face.





Viva la BLOOP!



Edit: Tagged. -SpaceBass

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:41 pm
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golf
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 		Did it really need a whole new topic to show that?
Are you high?

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:44 pm
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 		Heh if the stuff about the cheese factory was true I would've said you're onto something :p

Other than that though great thread, shows us how the wildest of clues and guesses are taking over.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:51 pm
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 		Yeah problem is people are getting up tight when you dismiss it.
That hair demon still makes me laugh.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:57 pm
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AfterDystopia
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 		Re: [HUMOR][META] I have all the information to tell you...
...ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!
mbinthefeebles wrote:
Ok, so we all know the codenames of this movie are Cloverfield, Cheese and 1-18-08. I came across this detailed and intricate math equation, after substituting all the variables with real world applications, I came across this:

Cloverfield + Cheese + 1-18 = The date that a cheese factory in Cloverfield, New York was destroyed in the year 1908. 08?!

So the movie is about whatever destroyed that cheese factory in 1908, and it's coming back 100 years later to finish the job.


If you go to the Slusho.jp website you can see that there is a bunch of icons that the little animals are saying. Well I cross-referenced these icons into natural-speak and I found out that the words were Hammer, Cheese and Mitten. The Cheese has a double meaning whcih I will explain right now.

Someone before mentioned something about double letters in each of the words, (i.e. haMMer, chEEse, miTTen.) Well after arranging these words in every order possible to make the double letters mean something I got this.. MMEETT. This isn't a name of the monster or a pattern to lead us to the name of the monster. It's just a simple Egyptian cypher. For whenever there are double letters you have to take every other letter out. (MET)

What state does the Mets baseball team play for? NEW YORK! All these equations and cyphers are leading me to these amazing answers.

Shea Stadium (Where the Mets play) wasn't built until 1961! So this means that the monster buried itself UNDER the stadium.

I know what you're thinking, I'M A CRAZY PERSON because clearly in the poster, the monster came from the water, and YES! he did! Since the stadium was built overtop of the monster during it's 100-year wait, it had to tunnel it's way out, slowly. So it wound up tunneling INTO the ocean and lurking around the Statue of Liberty until his 100 year hiding was up.

And the explosion in the trailer was the Shea Stadium getting gas-tanker trucks thrown at it, because the monster was angry that it was stuck underneath it.


So the only answer of what this monster could be, is.......









US...the Americans. We had ourselves buried under all these profit-seeking corporations, and we just lost the true meaning of life. So now, we took all of our strongest forces to bring ourselves down.










This isn't true...of course...this is just a reminder to all the people that are using 'equations and mathematic formulas to figure this movie out', to stop and take a look and see how rediculous you look. Just read the facts in FRONT of your face.



Viva la BLOOP!


Edit: Tagged. -SpaceBass


Actually, that's pretty clever. Smart humor. Not sure if it needed it's own thread, there already is one for that sort of thing... link
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