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Melampus · Unfettered Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 653

Teddy & Jamie: More Than Meets the Eye?

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:57 am

Finch

Wow, you certainly did your homework and I'd like to thank you for putting that all together in chronological order for us. I wasn't really closely following the Myspace pages and I feel you caught me up a little Very Happy

. How do you feel about jamieandteddy.com being registered in Teddy's name and being created on Aug. 27th? Does that whois info work into your theories or do you think maybe at least the date was OOG taking into consideration its hard to nail down specific creation dates that work into the game?

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:50 am

jojo · Decorated Joined: 03 Aug 2007 Posts: 194

I really like the first part of your theory, that's pretty awesome and one of the best ones I've read so far. Reminds me of a professor I had who used to say that the day we have world peace is the day we get attacked by aliens (or a monster, I suppose).

The second part, while I commend your meticulous organization, doesn't quite sit right with me. I'm not inclined to believe that chin strap and Teddy are the same person (btw - my guess is "chin strap" is a cruel nickname because the guy had some unfortunate placement of facial hair). Jamie said something about how she'd seen Teddy at Light and had been waiting for a while for him to approach her. So it seems like at least one of those times Jamie was there with Marlena and would've pointed him out. Also, we don't know for certain that Jamie wasn't there on chin strap night... after all Jamie & Marlena are roommates, why post something on myspace when they can just walk into the next room and talk about it?

It would explain Marlena's reluctance to encourage the Jamie-Teddy thing, yes, but I don't think that necessarily means that Teddy hit on Marlena - I mean, she could just not like Teddy because he's shady, a player, or the fact that Jamie's so pressed over a guy she's known for a few weeks and is leaving town, which isn't exactly healthy. I'm inclined to think Marlena is just being a good friend and realizes that this dude isn't right for Jamie.

But regardless, it's a good theory you posted, keep it up!

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:34 am

TheBeginningIsTheEnd · Boot Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 35 Location: R'lyeh

Dead-ends I've come to

Music on SLUSHO! main page being "ARK" in Morse Code (True but the SLUSHO! theme has nothing to do with anything, right?)
Number of cups on Front Page
SLUSHO! Flavor bots
Constantly typing in URLS linking to possible unreleased pics on 1-18-08.com
Theory of the Monster being Chuck Norris
Theory of the Monster being a Lion
ckrox.com (Besides being uberly creepy, its some Flash Site Creator's website)
Slusho! Mutating people
Slusho! calling Aliens from the depths of space
etc

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:09 pm

Kraker · Unfettered Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 749

Heheheh did anyone forget the morse code on the slusho page with the hands in the blackened fans?

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:13 pm

Melampus · Unfettered Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 653

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:23 pm

Arkaham · Unfettered Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 353

My favorite dead theory is the Slusho mixer. You know, if we get the exact amount of the right flavors, the result would... I don't know, but something amazing, unexpected and delicious.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:27 pm

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FTTM · Veteran Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 78

"11 Dollar Man" seems to have a 'chin-strap'.
He couldn't be Teddy...could he?

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:40 pm

Johnnyutah16

Something we may be neglecting

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:41 pm

egyptianruin · Boot Joined: 02 Oct 2007 Posts: 27

I know I haven't posted before, lol but I guess you can call me a lurker because I find this interesting to read but guess I'm too scared to post because some of you guys are really hard core and I'm not Smile

I guess my point of research that has gotten me nowhere is akaparallax.com just watching it being updated. Found the link on another site and it was the only one I bookmarked to check the status of the site from time to time. I was interested because the person said they found it on the same server as the jamie and teddy site. LINK

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First it was the Naval Ensign of Japan
Second an American flag was added
Third a British flag was added
Fourth it was the Russian flag (plus stuff from the Sierra Club: see below)

jojo · Decorated Joined: 03 Aug 2007 Posts: 194

Apparently "the chin strap" is really a style of beard/goatee. $11 guy definitely has facial hair in that area, but this is more along the lines of what I was thinking:

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Melampus, don't get me wrong - I think your theory COULD be possible, and it fits with the facts that we have so far, but I'm not sure at this point that Teddy=Chinstrap dude, since them being 2 separate people could also fit with the facts. Hopefully we'll get a pic of Teddy before the movie so we can check, though!

Although, I do have to say -- most 20-something guys I've met rocking the chinstrap tend to be douchebag playas (am i allowed to say that?) -- maybe the type of guy that Jamie would fall for and everyone wiser (Marlena) would stay away from, so it does make some sense.[/img]

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:38 pm

Melampus · Unfettered Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 653

That Chin Curtain picture is priceless - I'd make it my icon/avatar, but it's too creepy. Smile

Teddy being $11 guy is interesting, but it kind of kills the whole Watchmen angle (w/Teddy luring Jamie into the clutches of the 'master plan'), since it would put Teddy at the party. That doesn't mean Teddy isn't $11 guy, of course, but just that I don't want that to be the case. Wink

If we remove that Watchmen angle, then it would make sense that Teddy = "chin strap" and that he's at the party, given Jamie's infatuation w/him, and the fact that he's not anyone's 'friend' (apparently).

The main reason why I was intent on equating Teddy with "chin strap" is that it would explain Jamie's comment to Rob about Jason being an "insensitive asshole" - it would tie that in nicely with the earliest comments about "chin strap" calling Jason's cell-phone. I think most of that speculation I posted could still generally work, even if Teddy isn't "chin strap." Jason could be an "insensitive asshole" because he'd listened to Lily talk about Jamie's infatuation/depression, and he blurted out stuff he shouldn't have (in Jamie's view). And, Lena could just be an overprotective friend (given Jamie's lifestyle, I imagine most her friends would have to be overprotective).

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:17 pm

TaninimBait · Boot Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Posts: 22 Location: Lowell, MA

I know that for most part this tidbit relies on what I assume to be debunked info, I'm putting it here as its final resting (so it no longer resides in my brain). Some talk has been given to a phrase that goes something like "on red crab six." I believe this came about from the new video on jaimeandteddie.com.

There is technically a "red crab six" if you apply that description loosely to astronomy. Obviously "red crab" would be the constellation Cancer. While this constellation is generally regarded as being made of five stars, there are technically many more that fall in that area of the sky. The sixth star of Cancer would be Zeta Cancri. Zeta Cancri is a star system that has a few stars in it (and who knows maybe planets). The name of the system is called: "Tegmine, Tegmen, or Tegmeni." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeta_Cancri)

This supports an alien theory that I don't exactly buy into, but hey, just wanted to have it said.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:01 pm

brettoniasam · Unfettered Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Posts: 340

fuel to the fire on the Chin Strap debate:

**Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:47 pm

Dr. Awkward

**Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:22 am

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