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[HUMOR] The good news about Tagruato Corp.
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Helo
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[HUMOR] The good news about Tagruato Corp.

With this new discovery, we can finally put an end to the endless Cthulhu/Godzilla/Voltron posts that make their way into every thread.

Especially the Cthulhu fans. They're just straight annoying.
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iconsumer
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Funny how?

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Re: [HUMOR] The good news about Tagruato Corp.

Helo wrote:
With this new discovery, we can finally put an end to the endless Cthulhu/Godzilla/Voltron posts that make their way into every thread.

Especially the Cthulhu fans. They're just straight annoying.


I'm a Cthulhu fan and I'd argue that the Voltron fanboys were way more annoying. Razz
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No this just makes Voltron even more likely with Tagruato's ground breaking engineering department, who doyou think built Voltron.......... Very Happy Rolling Eyes

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If theories about waking something sleeping deep in the mid-Atlantic ridge are correct, I think the Tagruato site actually explains how Cthulu is related. Not so much as a direct literal part of the movie, but rather as a source of creative inspiration. Lovecraft is one creepy mother, so I think some influence is a good sign.

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deletia wrote:
If theories about waking something sleeping deep in the mid-Atlantic ridge are correct, I think the Tagruato site actually explains how Cthulu is related...


Except Ctulhu is in the South Pacific Ocean...

Waking a monster from the deep isn't a Lovecraftian creation. Hell, that happens everywhere. Weren't Godzilla, Gamera and a whole slew of other creatures that leveled Tokyo spawned the same way?

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I don't know that much about Lovecraftian lore. But would Cthulu rampaging about new york really be his stlye? Isnt most of it to do with insanity and subtleness.

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People shouldn't need the site to prove it, JJ himself said that it wasn't Culthu, did he not? There is no reason for him to lie really.

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[quote=Waking a monster from the deep isn't a Lovecraftian creation. Hell, that happens everywhere. Weren't Godzilla, Gamera and a whole slew of other creatures that leveled Tokyo spawned the same way?[/quote]


Except that Lovecraft wrote about these things some 20-30 years earlier...
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I admit my fans are 'annoying' and inconclusive.
I will eat their souls eventually.
Let's just move on, and continue in this ARG.

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W-Three wrote:
But would Cthulu rampaging about New York really be his stlye? Isnt most of it to do with insanity and subtleness?


There's a lot of misconceptions about the fictional Cthulhu. Many attribute to him characteristics of some of Lovecraft's other non-terrestrial deities, mostly Nyarlathotep, Dagon, Azathoth, and Nub-Shiggurath.

Chtulhu, unlike other Lovecraft beasties, is corporeal. He exists. You can whack him upside the head or touch his slimy tentacle. He is not a phantasmic ghost, he is not invisible, and he does not slink about. Although one could argue his form cannot truly be accurately described, he generally looks like a giant octopus-dragon-man thing.

He does not have a magical "crazy-ray" which drives people insane when struck by it. His form is so terrible, however, it drives the minds of the weak mad, and even the strong-minded are left somewhat psychologically damaged after the experience.

He is very much the kind of monster which would smoosh a city like NY. In fact, he awakens when the stars are right for the soul purpose of killing everyone he doesn't like in the most violent manner possible. The city rises, he wakes up, he gets out, the city sinks, he sends us back to the Stone Age (figuratively speaking), the city rises, he hops back on, he falls asleep, the city sinks, the end. Rinse and repeat. You cannot "disturb his slumber", no matter how many times you knock on the door of R'leyh, he ain't gonna wake up, unless the stars are right, and his cult does some ritual crap.

Nyarlathotep and Azathoth, on the other hand, are focused purely on driving people nuts and not as much on killing them. They are the sort who would infiltrate human society and subtly cause as much chaos as possible before slinking back the way they came.

In conclusion, Cthulhu could attack a city like NY... but there would probably be a lot of fog and Cthulhu star-spawn and crap, so the audience would never be able to get a good look at him. Maybe a tentacle or two, or perhaps a toe, but no full-body shots, so Cthulhu is most definitely out of the picture, if anyone here is not yet persuaded by the extensive evidence pointing to a wholly original monster. It may be Cthulhu inspired, but it sure as hell ain't ol' tentacley.
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Still Doesn't explain "I saw it its a lion its huge" Wink
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Last time someone tried to attack me, I just turned into a suffocating miasma and reconstructed myself. I'm not exactly corporeal, and you viewing me as this form is the constructed form of physical fear in the human psychy. If I where to awaken, my first move would be to bring out my friends who sleep with me, then reign in inhumane terror on your little sphere of three dimensional Euclidean geometry. No drilling is going to wake me up any time soon.

Anyways, Azathoth is an idiot pansy, listening to those flutes all eternity. I'm sure you get that one.

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It really could go either way. Cthulhu could arguably fit the criteria for the movie monster. It has never been shown in a movie before, and it is an American monster, as H.P. Lovecraft was American. And before some idiot makes the claim that Cthulhu is a mythological creature from some ancient religion (stupid people have said that before), let me point out that Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones were conceived in the 20th century in short stories.

On the other hand, there is an aftermath in this movie. There is a video camera that survives this. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if the monster was actually Cthulhu (and I'm not saying this in a joking Chuck Norris kind of way) there would be no afterward. Not for the Earth, at least. From the stories I've read, he's a sort of apocalyptic end-all for the planet Earth. And as has been said earlier, Cthulhu only awakens when the stars are right. Some underwater nectar/jelly/hallucinogenic sea-bears would be so beneath him.

And as always, O Dread Cthulhu, I am your humble servant. Worshippy Worshippy

P.S. AfterDystopia, I believe it is pronounced Shub-Niggurath, not Nub-Shiggurath.
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Cthulhu wrote:
Anyways, Azathoth is an idiot pansy, listening to those flutes all eternity. I'm sure you get that one.


Well, the poor guy's blind and insane, you can't blame him for liking crazy flutes...

dr_worm wrote:
P.S. AfterDystopia, I believe it is pronounced Shub-Niggurath, not Nub-Shiggurath.


Whoops, my bad. I always get those cetters lonfused...
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