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[UPDATE] Slusho! Distribution Opportunities
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dalphx
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smartmart wrote:
Are we in the process of making the marketing for THEIR movie at OUR expenses? This is getting strange.

Meanwhile, by the Bad Robot coffe machine:

Guy1: "Hey Joe, how's the marketing for 1-18-08 going?"

Guy 2:"Pff. don't tell me, those guys from unfiction haven't provide enough financial support yet to achieve a national distribution network for our fake Slusho!."

Guy1: "Man, what are they thinking, that we are paid to do that?"


LOL.....Watch them ask for $$$ for your startups..lol

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You'd think they got enough money from the $18 tees lol
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The next letter back will be...

This will be their next letter..lol

Thank you for your interest in becoming a distributor of Slusho! brand happy drink and joining the Tagruato family! We would be very excited to work with you in spreading the joy of Slusho! all over the world!

In light of a storm of false claims of business purpose, we have been forced to institute a verification policy. The first step is to forward documents of authenticity. We will need a copy of your articles of incorporation and a check for $1499.99 before proceeding with Slusho! distribution opportunity. We apologize for the inconvenience this will cause you.

Sincerely,
Tzigane Koga, Customer Service
Office of Daiske Kagashima

"Exploring our world. Ensuring your future."

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does anybody find it weird that a company that sells frozen beverages is starting a marketing campaign in the winter? IMO, it seems more logical to do so in the late spring, so that distributors will have it ready at the start of the summer.
Kinda ties into the whole "unusually warm January" thing, eh?

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dalphx
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Thats a good question, like selling snow shovels in July. Here is the avg NYC Temps...

Average Monthly Temperatures in NYC
For the current weather in NYC, click here.
Month Maximum / Minimum
in Fahrenheit Maximum / Minimum
in Celsius
January 39 / 26 4 / -3

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That is curious, now that you mention it. Then again, the scant evidence we have points to Slusho's "charm" lying in some kind of neurochemical effect (i.e., a drug of some kind), rather than a delicious and refreshing beverage as Slusho claims. The stuff seems like crack in a Slurpee, so it might not matter when they release it - the sooner the better. And, of course: first one's free, kid! Twisted Evil

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Winter

According to the MSPs Hawk has already had Slusho. The product would appear to have already been released, or at least previewed, somewhere in NYC.

May be this is suppose to look like a summer '08 expansion.

The original Slusho site flash had a link to Distribution Oppotunites as well, but it was removed in the first update, I think.
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Re: Winter

Ecks51 wrote:
According to the MSPs Hawk has already had Slusho. The product would appear to have already been released, or at least previewed, somewhere in NYC.

May be this is suppose to look like a summer '08 expansion.

The original Slusho site flash had a link to Distribution Oppotunites as well, but it was removed in the first update, I think.


Been speculation on where Hawk got that slusho...rob maybe?

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Re: Winter

dalphx wrote:

Been speculation on where Hawk got that slusho...rob maybe?

There's been a lot of speculation on where he got it, but I don't think it's from Rob.

Rob appears to be working for some small time marketing firm, currently.

With no one else having mentioned Slusho, that's why I thought it might've been a sample from some place, not Rob, especially since Hawk seems like a bum.
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Re: Winter

Finding out who he got the slusho from is almost like "Who's the mole"..lol I dont see how they can get around the FDA, thats why cant wait to see their response back to fitofjoys email to them.

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Have we already seen what the Slush machines look like?
Sorry if this is a trout, I tried search-ing for it

Don't know where folks talked about "Zoomifying" existing juicers to make them "Slusho" machines, but is that what's next to the Japanese chef?

Or is this old info, I swear I looked for it via SEARCH.

http://www.1-18-08.com/images/pic_6.swf

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Re: Winter

That looks like a industrial food processor, not a Slusho machine. The chef in the picture is making that pizza-thing, not Slushos.


Ecks51 wrote:
The original Slusho site flash had a link to Distribution Oppotunites as well, but it was removed in the first update, I think.


No, you are wrong.

The original Slusho site only had three working links: Customer Feedback, Downloads, and History.

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Re: Have we already seen what the Slush machines look like?
Sorry if this is a trout, I tried search-ing for it

rhesusmonkeyboy wrote:
Don't know where folks talked about "Zoomifying" existing juicers to make them "Slusho" machines, but is that what's next to the Japanese chef?

Or is this old info, I swear I looked for it via SEARCH.

http://www.1-18-08.com/images/pic_6.swf


can u see that tiny pink/white ish label on the machine on the left hand side of the picture? looks like it was added in photoshop or something but its way too blurred to recognize anything.

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Re: Winter

CloverfieldClues.com wrote:


Ecks51 wrote:
The original Slusho site flash had a link to Distribution Oppotunites as well, but it was removed in the first update, I think.


No, you are wrong.

The original Slusho site only had three working links: Customer Feedback, Downloads, and History.



Okay! I was mistaken
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OMG! I found the food processor in the 1-18-08 "Chef" picture.

Get this - it is called the ROBOT COUPE Food Processor!

I kid you not! Wow Surprised

BTW, robotcoupeusa.com was registered in 1997, so it's OOG.



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