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dr_worm
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Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 76 Location: The Museum of Idiots
Has anyone thought that they are actually looking for real verification papers from real businesses to send real Slusho machines to, and that the "false business claims" are referring to all our emails?
Just a thought.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:11 am
Melampus
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Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 653
Nah - if Bad Robot/Paramount/JJabrams wanted to put "Slusho" in real stores, he/they wouldn't go about it by soliciting contacts on a fake IG website. Instead, someone would simply make a call; well, ok, a few calls. Still, they would NOT use an IG website.
Don't get me wrong - I certainly thought about it. But, it just don't add up, IMO.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:16 am
fitofjoy
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Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Posts: 39
I don't think it is intended for real businesses, at least no exclusively. On the distribution page it's practically begging us to email and inquire about it.
"STOP WAITING
opportunities are for everyone ,
CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY!"
Sounds like a pretty strong prompting for the ARG players to contact them. Not to mention, there are lots of better ways to find US distributors than a small body of text on a predominately flash-based website.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:01 am
jojo
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Joined: 03 Aug 2007 Posts: 194
They didn't have any opportunities for Apu's Kwik-e-mart.
Maybe I should file a discrimination lawsuit on his behalf.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:39 am
Arkaham
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Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 353
If they wanted us to contact them for the ARG, and we all got those replies... them maybe those replies are part of the game.
While we wait for a diferent response, we should think about it. What if the false companies are not us? Maybe there is someone in the US interested in getting a large supply of Slusho for something different than selling it to the kids. A rival company trying to find the secret ingredient? Some rich slusho addict? The kid with the giant pet monster who eats only slusho?
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:21 pm
Matt Dark
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Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 256 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
Arkaham wrote:
If they wanted us to contact them for the ARG, and we all got those replies... them maybe those replies are part of the game.
While we wait for a diferent response, we should think about it. What if the false companies are not us? Maybe there is someone in the US interested in getting a large supply of Slusho for something different than selling it to the kids. A rival company trying to find the secret ingredient? Some rich slusho addict? The kid with the giant pet monster who eats only slusho?
You sound crazy you know that right? I doubt that the false claims came from anyone but us. How else would you stumble upon Slusho? Some kid talks to his CEO father:
"hey dad there's this movie"
"uh huh," the father replies vacantly while reading his morning paper.
"...and it doesn't have a name"
"uh huh"
"and there's this guy names Jason, but his friends call him Hawk, and he's wearing a shirt that says Slusho! on it."
"uh huh"
"and it turns out that Slusho is actually a product."
"product?" he says deeply interested, product being a business buzz word for him
"and they make drinks with a special ingredient in them that makes people feel as if they just had cocaine. I tried it yesterday just to know what it felt like, I know i'm only 13 and cocaine is illegal but try everything once, right?"
"yeah yeah, that's nice, so tell me more about this 'product'!"
And thus false emails are born... doubtful
Edit: or maybe I completely misunderstood you and you meant like in the ARG there's a rival company/crazy kid with a pet monster?
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:42 pm
fitofjoy
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Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Posts: 39
Arkaham wrote:
If they wanted us to contact them for the ARG, and we all got those replies... them maybe those replies are part of the game.
I was thinking it was the kind of thing where they wanted more people to contact them and try the game, but only the people who did it in the right way got replies. And from them, only a certain amount will reply the right way back and get more emails, more info, and more clues/hints.
Tagruato mentions fake businesses because IG, that's what is happening. Even though they know that these are all fake businesses, IG they believe the best forgeries are real. If a bulk of emails are not even somewhat convincing fakes, then it's reasonable to assume they would call into question the "real" ones.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:57 pm
Arkaham
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Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 353
Ah, you really made me laugh with that 'I'm only 13' Bit.
But yes, I meant a fictional company rival to Tagruato. Like Dum dum ice Cream Inc. trying to produce his own Slusho. And then Tagruato will release their monster so it can go and claim copyright on them.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:06 pm
fitofjoy
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Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Posts: 39
If this movie turned out to be about one company stealing another's secret ingredient, I wold be so disappointed.
"Want to go see a monster movie?"
"Yeah!"
"I hope you like the exciting world of frozen drink companies!"
"What?"
When Tagruato was discovered, I began thinking Slusho! was just an amusing way to uncover this really cool corporation that does deep sea construction, drilling, and research. I'm not convinced that Slusho! itself is entirely vital to the monster's origin.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:37 pm
Trapped Under Ice
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Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 38 Location: San Antonio
Dr. Awkward wrote:
TBILL wrote:
How long did it take the rest of oyu to get a response.
Little under 48 hours for Doc...
I sent my initial email Sun. 14th 10:40 a.m.
got my reply Mon. 15th 9:52 a.m.
sent doc.s a couple of hours ago, no reply yet.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:03 pm
Matt Dark
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Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 256 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
again that'd be 11:20 at night Japan time... late workers... they're email back from the US
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:06 pm
Transtar
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Joined: 01 Jun 2007 Posts: 165 Location: Annapolis, MD
Umm to all those that replied back to Mr. Toga , its Mrs. Toga, sounds like a secretary to Daiske Kagashima. I'm posting back that I'm representing a local computer gaming store (know the owner too). But I gave a website and said that the store wasn't incorproated (therefore no articles of incorporation), but I would be more than happy to give a copy of the business liscence. I also asked about any alcoholic or other controlled substances in Slusho! I'll post the exact wording if anything comes of it.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:58 pm
fitofjoy
Boot
Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Posts: 39
Transtar wrote:
Umm to all those that replied back to Mr. Toga , its Mrs. Toga, sounds like a secretary to Daiske Kagashima. I'm posting back that I'm representing a local computer gaming store (know the owner too). But I gave a website and said that the store wasn't incorproated (therefore no articles of incorporation), but I would be more than happy to give a copy of the business liscence. I also asked about any alcoholic or other controlled substances in Slusho! I'll post the exact wording if anything comes of it.
Boy is my face red. Good point. Tzigane is such an ambiguous name. I tried to look it at sites like behindthename.com, but couldn't find it. I looked it up in a dictionary, and apparently it's a term for a gypsy, or something having gypsy influence. Maybe I should email an apology.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:55 pm
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
Arkaham wrote:
If they wanted us to contact them for the ARG, and we all got those replies... them maybe those replies are part of the game.
While we wait for a diferent response, we should think about it. What if the false companies are not us? Maybe there is someone in the US interested in getting a large supply of Slusho for something different than selling it to the kids. A rival company trying to find the secret ingredient? Some rich slusho addict? The kid with the giant pet monster who eats only slusho?
Hmmm...
Or perhaps someone knows that Slusho's secret ingredient has an effect and wants to exploit that? Maybe creating the monster is someone else's plan after illicitly procuring the ingredient to do it?
Interesting potential, eh?
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:45 pm
Trapped Under Ice
Boot
Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 38 Location: San Antonio
Second response I got the next response after sending my documents , just a DBA not Articles of Inc.
Quote:
Thank you for sending in the verification documents! I have sent your information on to our Slusho! brand happy drink legal troup. One of our representatives from us will be contacting you if your company is according with our distribution requirements.
Sincerely,
Tzigane Koga
Customer Service
Office of Daiske Kagashima
"Exploring our world. Ensuring your future."
that is the exact wording, I have not edited (troup?)
I also want to note that I have not been overly professional with my emails. I have included my avatar image of TV's loveable Crow T. Robot and this last time a nice image of the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. any chance the PM's are responding better to inquiries that are obviously intended to have a sense of humor?
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:00 pm
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