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[spec] [Humorish] slusho is coming for you "monster"
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 		[spec] [Humorish] slusho is coming for you "monster"
ok, in light of recent events my enitre view of what the monster is/will be has completly changed, until recently I have thought the monster was going to be some 8,000 year old monster that was awakened by the slusho corportaion while harvesting the mystical undersea ingrediant. and it was some giant flower or whale that killed people.
But now I have figured it out! or so I believe. Americans are famous for their over-indulgents of food. and some new york person, or somebody visting new york was really hungry and drank the slusho containing the undersea nectar and it caused him to mutate. thus a monster is born, who is as big as a whale. and is alive.
sounds dumb, but it fits the clues surprisingly good, i think. what if this is true. unfortunatly I would not watch the movie if that is how it is.

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Ahem, welcome to the forums and thank you for your theory Smile I can't tell if this is a humor thread, or not by the way you wrote your post.

The theory of someone turning into a whale has been speculated before, but if you consult more of the clues, you'll find it would be unrealistic for a slusho to turn an American into a monster but not the Japanese who have been drinking it for quite some time.

Please consult threads on the first page in the future, and while some clues literally say "Slusho made her into a whale", I think we can all agree that it does not literally turn someone into a whale.

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 		ah, but you see, the japanese are greatly skinny (with the exception of sumo wrestlers of course) But how often do we receive products from other countries that cause us to react sepratlly from the way other countries do. and in Movie mythology people constantly turn into things that are un-feasible in the real world by unfeasibl ways. and the explosion could be caused by this change. and the idea of the humor was it sounded dumb to me but fit to well to be meant humoruosly.
p.s
Japan has alot of mutaded monster movies, why cant one be an unsuspecting American?

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ah, but you see, the japanese are greatly skinny (with the exception of sumo wrestlers of course) But how often do we receive products from other countries that cause us to react sepratlly from the way other countries do. and in Movie mythology people constantly turn into things that are un-feasible in the real world by unfeasibl ways. and the explosion could be caused by this change. and the idea of the humor was it sounded dumb to me but fit to well to be meant humoruosly.
p.s
Japan has alot of mutaded monster movies, why cant one be an unsuspecting American?


You are making this hard :-\

Someone being skinny makes little effect over if you are mutated into a giant whale I would suppose. Your claims are like saying, "a meteorite fell in the woods. I was around it all day and nothing bad happened, but I told my obese friend not to go near it because if there was a virus, it would attack a fat person and not a skinny person"...

And just so you know, for the explosion part, an american eating a slusho will NOT cause New York to explode. I wanted to get that clear.

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 		how would you know if it wouldnt cause an explosion

and the skinny person could turn into the whale, if they drank loads of slusho. but they do not beacsue they do not over indulge as us americans are known to do. and we take the you cant drink just six as a rule.

i am noty saying my theoery is true, I am just saying it makes more since then most of my previous ones. so i am sorry i am making it hard, but I can be annoying without knowing Sad

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