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johnny5

An alphabet soup of initials
Proved their threat to be just superficial
JD, BA and D
even cultist DC
Who couldn't fool Forsythe officials

Many thanks to the whole EE crew
For most excellent books one and two
It's affected my life
Lost my job, now my wife
Through her lawyer says BseeingU.

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:52 pm

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enaxor · I Have No Life Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Posts: 2395

Biff! Wow this guy is a player.
Even went camping to meet the soothsayer.
You ask what's in a name?
I'm thinking. well with this game...
I'm calling it "Biffy The Yog Sothoth Slayer"

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:15 pm

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missphinx · Unfettered Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 395

A friend of ours calls himself Howard
He seems to be rather a coward
We prod him along
Beg him to be strong
We hope he'll become superpowered

(giving in to the pressure, even though I am really terrible at limericks) Razz

**Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:42 pm

danteIL · Unfictologist Joined: 08 May 2006 Posts: 1990

yakshof lana al-majaal
Fal mahdee wal hkaderr wal mustakbal
'ennahom yadunana
yafteahku-l-b?b leelazana
Yogh Sothoth huwa al baw�ba!

**Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:40 pm

Lovek · Unfettered Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 434

**Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:56 pm

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johnny5

To the mountains 5 sentries were led
Where a scream had them leaping from bed
They arrived home to find
That folks playing online
Were collectively scratching their head.

(feel free to rewrite this using the town name instead)

Never mind, I'll do it.

five of us took a long drive to Cass
Rode a train up a steep mountain pass
Spent the night with the dreamers
DC, hidden, and screamer
While Art Lydney was busting his ass.

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Obtusitivity · Decorated Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 193

So I was going to write up a few verses for all the major events and post them all together....but since lovek didn't provide a limit to the number of entries i could put in, i'm going to go ahead and call these three a 1st submission

There once was a fellow online,
Who was searching to find a good time,
But on Craigslist he found,
Not a hooker to pound,
But instead got B.A. Saint-Feline.

Now this fellow was fit to be reaming,
and the posts of this chick and her dreaming,
got the fellow all hot,
so he wrote her alot,
and soon learned of the boil, and the screaming.

Now this fellow was clumsy at Dating,
but, in hopes of a proper Fellating,
he traversed the dream city,
through smoke, fire, and kitties,
and Cultists so fond of Oblating.

EDIT: After reading the ones you guys put in, i wonder why it never occurred to me to write a clean one....

..go figure.

**Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:59 pm

jjason · Veteran Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 113 Location: St. Paul

The mod by the name of theMagician
Developed a tragic condition
He went quite insane
And ripped off a bird's brain
And now requires the care of a physician

theMagician quite suddenly said:
"They do not have to stay dead!
It's symbolic! A key!
Remember Dedi!"
Then he went and ripped off a bird's head

**Posted:** Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:59 am

Lovek · Unfettered Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 434

As they nodded off in their racks,
Caroline waited for them to relax.
Then BA let out a Scream.
No more sleep, 'chance to Dream.
All awoke to find Map with an ax.

Wink

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**Posted:** Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:59 am

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Mar_Vell · Boot Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 31

"Obs, Mar, and the rest"

Once there lived two asses
One with Mohompador, the other glasses
They would bitch and they'd moan
They would laugh and they'd groan
As the others gathered in masses...

Their antics were pure and wondrous
And their egos, sure, humongous
Two sexier beings there were not
And haters, there were a lot
Only hiding their love and their lust

**Posted:** Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:07 pm

johnny5

Name that tune in 2 verses

**Posted:** Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:59 pm

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Obtusitivity · Decorated Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 193

Obs Limericks, Take 2:

There once was a forum of scholars,
Where for hackers and crooks, they made collars,
Until out of the Blue,
Came Yog-Sothoth and crew,
and my god, how they made them all holler!

The Old Sentries were mourned in their passing,
And while Howard was off candy-assing,
The Sentries Nouveau,
Told Chorazos to blow,
or they'd give his poor ass such a lashing!

There was tension and tumult a-plenty,
As each stranger became a New Sentry,
Some were open and kind,
others angered and blind,
and intent on ensuring their safety.

This batch rated PG-13.

**Posted:** Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:34 pm

Lovek · Unfettered Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 434

Brian recently posted on Schmeldritch,
Announcing this contest was held, which
(while we're sad they can't join)
might earn the winner a coin,
~~making quiet his/her loudly yelled-b*tch.~~

Quote:

PLACEHOLDER FOR MORE APPROPRIATE ENDING

(BTW, as of now, there is no GMD swag associated with this contest Wink

)

There once was a guy named Miguel.
Played a dude named DC and did well.
Is Devon good guy or bad?
Part of some "new hippie" fad?
Miguel knows. For the rest, time will tell.

That's all for now. Very Happy

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danteIL · Unfictologist Joined: 08 May 2006 Posts: 1990

More:

You: Not giving a clue
Me: Not believing it's true
Waking up screaming
Uploading your dreaming
Signing them "bseeingu"

I'm searching in Craigslist online
Looking to find a good time
I see all of these ads
With drummers gone mad
I cry out: "WHO IS SAINT FENLINE?"

D.C. is someone we relish
Although his cult is quite hellish
Paintings galore
Camping and more
And doing it all in Arablish

**Posted:** Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:40 pm