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Varin

Because I posted this in the wrong thread....

The ranger warned us of a guy
Who was tailing us all, oh my!
He planned to sneak on up
and to meet us closeup.
Oh no! Who was he? A cult spy?

We looked for a hat that said Scion
Or was it a hat marked with Zion?
(Those rangers' accents were thick)
We were so scared we felt sick.
So we hoped the spy was just Brian.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:25 pm

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Obtusitivity · Decorated Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 193

So Obsy was bored and yet chatty, and the interludes make him so batty, that he acts like a dick, and speaks in lim-er-ick, until blah blah blah random word: fatty.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:50 pm

Obtusitivity · Decorated Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 193

one more before fading into limerick retirement:

Well on slusho-slash-clover what have you,
they're contesting/competing with haiku,
and the question arose, what's the deal with the prose?
Well if your game sucked balls what would you do?

-Obs

**Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:18 pm

Shutaro

Obtusitivity
Broken by limericking
In Retirement

...waitaminute.... ^.^;;;

Yeah, I'm no good at Limericks (try as I might). Reminds me too much of that english assignment I got a D on in 6th grade.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:23 pm

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Lucky 5 with bonus track

**Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:59 pm

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WolfHawk

Ok, I'll give it a shot.

There once was a girl called St. Feline
To whom sentries all made a beeline
Her dreams and her screams
Drove the team to extremes
Of visions they wanted to decline

Thought up another one.

There once was a doggie named Providence
Who needed to learn how to jump the fence
The drummer and cats
The old lady and rats
Providence had to get evidence

**Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:07 pm

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Lovek · Unfettered Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 434

haz u seen B.A. St. Kitteh?
Iz probablee far from da citteh...
she survive-ed da Screemz,
she sez, "i can has dreemz?"
and ever'one sez she iz pretteh.

**Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:07 am

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johnny5

Lovek,
That's grand!

Can anyone figure a way to get lolinator to work on uF, or more specifically, this thread?

**Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:44 pm

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As with any friend, use it to your advantage.

Shutaro

**Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:49 pm

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rose · ...and then Magic happens Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Posts: 4117

im in ur brain writing ur limericks.

**Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:49 pm

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Lovek · Unfettered Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 434

**Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:03 pm

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Pining For: Eldritch Errors
Lurked: Dozens and dozens

Shutaro

**Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:53 pm

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Playing: Nothing
Watching: Eldrich Errors, Tom Tooman
"Call immdeiately. Time is running out. We both need to do something monstrous before we die."

Misroi · Veteran Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 133

Hrm, just found out there's a Mythos ARG. Congrats on two successful books, I'll be looking forward to getting involved in the third installment! Anyways, to add to the quick poems...

There once was a cultist from Lancaster,
Who in his conclave wished to rise faster.
But he didn't intend
To have the world end
When he shouted out "Hastur, Hastur, Has-!"

**Posted:** Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:03 pm

rose · ...and then Magic happens Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Posts: 4117

Hey Obs, no talking smack about my haiku contest, we've got 10 pages of entries. And, a prize or two. Wink

**Posted:** Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:11 pm

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Obtusitivity · Decorated Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 193

Awww rose...

It's just good-natured ribbing Very Happy

http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=416101#416101

**Posted:** Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:14 pm