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im a lion, AND im huge
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[HUMOR] i was JJ's monster on this film maybe i can help? hi yes i am Grav'klal of the abyss and i star in Cloverfield as the main monster. Im part Lion and part turtle. I can answer any questions you may have about me, my habitat and anatomy. JJ one day on set was pointing his magic machine (camera? is it called) and said "ok gravvy baby, slowly lurch between those buidings and growl like a panther-shark." I happily obliged and then Kevin Spacey (Rob's boss in the movie) and I had slusho's in Las Vegas. True story.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:39 pm
rhialto
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This is such crap.
We all know the monster is a turducken.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:43 pm
Everything's Magic
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That's rad.
I'm Jamie.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:44 pm
sOuLii
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Re: [HUMOR] i was JJ's monster on this film maybe i can help?
im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
hi yes i am Grav'klal of the abyss and i star in Cloverfield as the main monster. Im part Lion and part turtle. I can answer any questions you may have about me, my habitat and anatomy. JJ one day on set was pointing his magic machine (camera? is it called) and said "ok gravvy baby, slowly lurch between those buidings and growl like a panther-shark." I happily obliged and then Kevin Spacey (Rob's boss in the movie) and I had slusho's in Las Vegas. True story.
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thats a lie... you are the star wars kid
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:46 pm
im a lion, AND im huge
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psssshhhhhhhttt
like the star wars kid could've disseminated the Uk'lak, and shot a major motion picture in the same month....
psshhhttt
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:48 pm
john locke
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Joined: 02 Sep 2007 Posts: 175 Location: Damned if we know!
the star wars kid HA HA HA HA ! that's funny!!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:49 pm
Ecks51
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Re: [HUMOR] i was JJ's monster on this film maybe i can help?
im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
...and I had slusho's in Las Vegas. True story...
Really? In Las Vegas?
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:58 pm
Patrick Star
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Re: [HUMOR] i was JJ's monster on this film maybe i can help?
im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
hi yes i am Grav'klal of the abyss and i star in Cloverfield as the main monster. Im part Lion and part turtle. I can answer any questions you may have about me, my habitat and anatomy. JJ one day on set was pointing his magic machine (camera? is it called) and said "ok gravvy baby, slowly lurch between those buidings and growl like a panther-shark." I happily obliged and then Kevin Spacey (Rob's boss in the movie) and I had slusho's in Las Vegas. True story.
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I believe you. WOW, I did not think anyone else in the world could mix heroin, crack and whole milk and live to tell their story.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:06 pm
avpruler
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OMFG! SO AWESOME! REALLY?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
so? DID you drink slusho and get big?!?!? like how marlena explodes?!?!?
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:50 pm
im a lion, AND im huge
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avpruler wrote:
OMFG! SO AWESOME! REALLY?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
so? DID you drink slusho and get big?!?!? like how marlena explodes?!?!?
were it so easy.
you see, sea nectar is in fact.......my urine.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:51 pm
W-Three
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Wow, I think we've solved a big mystery here. So, Grav'klal, have you stared in any other movies? I think I saw you in Troy...or was that brad pitt, not sure.
Anyway, got any other movies lined up?
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:52 pm
sOuLii
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cl0v3rf13ldZZZ beeing his next... check imdb.com
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:18 pm
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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Re: [HUMOR] i was JJ's monster on this film maybe i can help?
im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
hi yes i am Grav'klal of the abyss and i star in Cloverfield as the main monster. Im part Lion and part turtle. I can answer any questions you may have about me, my habitat and anatomy. JJ one day on set was pointing his magic machine (camera? is it called) and said "ok gravvy baby, slowly lurch between those buidings and growl like a panther-shark." I happily obliged and then Kevin Spacey (Rob's boss in the movie) and I had slusho's in Las Vegas. True story.
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I call Fakety McFakeFake. We all know its a hybrid of a GIIIIIANT Isopod and a Waterbear... CMON already! Stop trying to come up with other answers when we have 100% concrete evidence of the monsters true identity! I say we give him the ColbyRook treatment!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:21 pm
HerOdyssey
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I don't see him on IMDB... is he a member of SAG? Do you know what a Dolly is, Monster-face?
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:51 pm
pegassissy
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HerOdyssey wrote:
I don't see him on IMDB... is he a member of SAG? Do you know what a Dolly is, Monster-face?
This?
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:02 pm
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