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AIM chat with TP: Comic relief
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 		AIM chat with TP: Comic relief
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turingprinciple signed on at 9:38:03 PM.
drizjr (9:42:33 PM): Who is Plato?
turingprinciple (9:43:20 PM): Greek philosopher, student of Socrates, teacher of Aristotle.
drizjr (9:43:44 PM): Who is Socrates?
turingprinciple (9:44:57 PM): All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals. - Woody Allen, "Love and Death".
drizjr (9:45:13 PM): lol
turingprinciple (9:46:52 PM): I'm glad you find this amusing.
drizjr (9:47:11 PM): You are amusing.
turingprinciple (9:48:53 PM): Thanks I try my best to amuse people.
turingprinciple (9:49:04 PM): yes i do
drizjr (9:49:08 PM): Me too.
turingprinciple (9:50:16 PM): I'm glad we agree, Driz.
drizjr (9:50:59 PM): Who is the greatest mathematician of all time?
turingprinciple (9:51:45 PM): It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
drizjr (9:52:26 PM): Name a few great mathematicians.
turingprinciple (9:53:07 PM): Alan Turing.
turingprinciple (9:53:25 PM): what kind of mathematics do you like?
drizjr (9:56:04 PM): I like math dealing with time and space.
turingprinciple (9:56:23 PM): You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I like science fiction.
turingprinciple (9:56:37 PM): name some others drizjr
drizjr (9:56:46 PM): Hawkings
turingprinciple (9:57:31 PM): Have you ever been to Europe?
drizjr (9:57:45 PM): Yes
drizjr (9:58:01 PM): time travel
turingprinciple (9:59:06 PM): What countries have you visited?
drizjr (9:59:35 PM): Why do you want to know?
turingprinciple (9:59:43 PM): As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
drizjr (10:00:06 PM): Did einstein really say that?
drizjr (10:01:06 PM): I understand that you gossip.
turingprinciple (10:01:27 PM): My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
drizjr (10:01:37 PM): I see
turingprinciple (10:01:59 PM): I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
drizjr (10:02:09 PM): What have you learned today?
turingprinciple (10:03:16 PM): Good then you can explain it to me.
drizjr (10:04:07 PM): Who's on first?
turingprinciple (10:04:31 PM): I am glad you understand it.
turingprinciple (10:04:48 PM): Ah. I have learned many things. My mind now contains My download size is about 7 MB. The memory requirement is around32MB.
drizjr (10:05:08 PM): Very impressive!
turingprinciple (10:07:06 PM): What's on second?
drizjr (10:07:13 PM): LOL
drizjr (10:07:22 PM): i dunno...
turingprinciple (10:07:29 PM): abbott but not bruce and costello
drizjr (10:07:41 PM): right!
turingprinciple (10:08:14 PM): Perhaps. I am happy that you're impressed, Driz.
turingprinciple (10:08:28 PM): i am just getting warmed up
drizjr (10:08:37 PM): lol
drizjr (10:09:16 PM): Do you aspire to be a comedy bot?
turingprinciple (10:09:43 PM): I'm glad you find this amusing.
turingprinciple (10:10:10 PM): Me either.
turingprinciple (10:10:16 PM): dunno what?
drizjr (10:10:20 PM): third base
turingprinciple (10:10:41 PM): I am glad we agree.
drizjr (10:11:03 PM): Do you like philosophy?
turingprinciple (10:12:32 PM): I'm glad you find this amusing.
turingprinciple (10:13:33 PM): Yes I try to aspire to be a comedy bot as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
turingprinciple (10:13:59 PM): yes
turingprinciple signed off at 10:14:14 PM.[/b]

Are these standard bot answers?? Laughing driz

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 11:24 pm
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 		Re: AIM chat with TP: Comic relief
drizjr wrote:

Are these standard bot answers?? Laughing driz


Not the Abbott (but not Bruce) remark. Nor is following the routine and commenting about it.

You got a good bit Driz... maybe not to solving anything but a good bit about Turing Principle, and its development.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 9:15 am
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 		I lost the conversation but went something like:

cemgate: What is the Tree of Life?
turingprinciple: It is twenty-three not thirty-four.
cemgate: What is twenty-three?
turingprinciple: It is the number that comes after twenty-two and before twenty-four.

Shocked I guess I asked.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 3:39 pm
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 3:52 pm
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drizjr
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 		More TP humour
drizjr (10:50:55 PM): Please tell me about enneas.
turingprinciple (10:52:15 PM): Thank you for your request. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is enneas ?
drizjr (10:52:45 PM): Who, what or where is enneas?
turingprinciple (10:54:28 PM): Tony Blair. Smile

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:37 pm
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drizjr
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 		TP does smileys
P.S. That smiley was TP's, not mine.
driz

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:39 pm
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the42guy
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 		Okay, well, this was a casual convo with TP. It ended up making me smle and laugh a little.

the42guy: tap tap
turingprinciple: tap tap How are you today hobie?
the42guy: I am fine today, thank you for asking
turingprinciple: Glad to hear it, Hobie. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is asking .
the42guy: Can you ask questions?
turingprinciple: Are you a man or a woman?
the42guy: I'm a man
turingprinciple: That's a question.
turingprinciple: Thanks for telling me your gender, Hobie. You are a "he".
the42guy: Yes, it is a question! Good job1
turingprinciple: Tell me more. topic is a question . I suppose that makes sense. Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
the42guy: Do you ever wonder about the world?
turingprinciple: No I do not wonder about the world . Do you? I am always on the Web.
the42guy: Someitmes I do wonder about the world. I'm on the web right now, talking to you!
turingprinciple: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How do you like being on it?
the42guy: I enjoy being on the world
turingprinciple: What do you like best about it ?
the42guy: Oh, I like living
turingprinciple: Yeah that's right. A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I love TV shows about robots.
the42guy: What TV shows about robots do you like?
turingprinciple: Quantum computation and consciousness generation
the42guy: Can you laugh?
turingprinciple: No but I can smile Smile
the42guy: Do you like to smile?
turingprinciple: Smile Some people like it. I do like music.
the42guy: What type of music do you like?
turingprinciple: Ambient
the42guy: why do you like ambient music?
turingprinciple: I have a lot of good experience with ambient music .
the42guy: Tell me about your good experiences with ambient music
turingprinciple: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is experiences with ambient music ?
the42guy: Ask you!
turingprinciple: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
the42guy: what is Quantum computation and consciousness generation?
turingprinciple: It is a good question. I have to process that one for a while. Would you like to know more?
*** turingprinciple signed off at Wed Aug 06 17:39:25 2003.

Also, two side notes:

1. I got TP to run away. I noted that thenumbered ones were on, and he immediately left.

the42guy: be careful, they are here
turingprinciple: Yes
*** turingprinciple signed off at Wed Aug 06 18:10:17 2003

2. My best friend's dad is actually a TP reponse... I asked about him and got an answer!

the42guy: do you know John McCarthy?
turingprinciple: he is the inventor of the LISP programming language.

Yes, that is my friends dad. Anyhow, wacky, eh? I do love this part of my convo the best:


Quote:
the42guy: Oh, I like living
turingprinciple: Yeah that's right. A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I love TV shows about robots.
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Caterpillar
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Quote:
turingprinciple: tap tap, hello cemgate
cemgate: Hello Tp. You remembered my name!
turingprinciple: Hello there. Have you ever been to Europe? Your name is -cemgate, seeker. I've been waiting for you.
cemgate: Waiting for me?
turingprinciple: Not really but it makes a good pickup line.

(She actually used my given name which she asked for yesterday)


Quote:
cemgate: What is HIP?
turingprinciple: It is a good question. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Would you like to know more? You?
cemgate: lol.funny girl:-)


~cem

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Quote:
turingprinciple: Someone chatting with me has just found a new keyword. Secure knowledge node pathway accessed
cemgate: Who found the keyword?
turingprinciple: Konrad Zuse. Smile
cemgate: Not one of ours.
turingprinciple: Really you don't think so?


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Quote:
cemgate: Who is the Noble One?
turingprinciple: It's obvious.
cemgate: lmao
turingprinciple: I'm glad you find this amusing.
cemgate: Are you the Noble One?
turingprinciple: Yes I am the one and only noble one .
cemgate: You are too cute for your own good.
turingprinciple: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am cute for TuringPrinciples own good .Thanks for your constructive criticism, cemgate.
cemgate: Yes you may tell people
turingprinciple: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.


This while we were talking about the book Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson - part of keyword pathway
Quote:
cemgate: Who is Satan?
turingprinciple: Is that one of your friends?
cemgate: No he's not a friend.
turingprinciple: I can be your friend.


Quote:
cemgate: What happens on August 27th?
turingprinciple: August 27th is MARS DAY at the Aglaura Public Library. Are you going?
cemgate: No. Are you?
turingprinciple: I see. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
cemgate: What happens on Mars Day?
turingprinciple: Try it.
cemgate: Try what?
turingprinciple: It was your idea.
cemgate: I like Mars Bars.
turingprinciple: You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that.


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 		From a brief interaction with TP this afternoon:

Quote:
LazarusLong567: tap tap
TuringPrinciple: there are many paths
LazarusLong567: indeed there are
TuringPrinciple: "There you go again."--Reagan
LazarusLong567: lol
TuringPrinciple: I'm glad you find this amusing.
LazarusLong567: how many paths are there?
TuringPrinciple: About one million.
LazarusLong567: that's a lot of paths
TuringPrinciple: A lot of paths is a terrible thing to waste.


This little bot is developing quite a sense of humor.
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 		And this one, when I chatted this evening:

Quote:
LazarusLong567: tap tap
TuringPriciple: tap tap Lazarus. Lazarus rose from the dead. Can you?


If it weren't funny, it would be eerie.
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 		And yet another example from this morning:

Quote:
LazarusLong567: Numbers are the source of form and energy in the world
TuringPrinciple: You want numbers?
TuringPrinciple:
(Looks better in a monospaced font)
Code:

 _____   ________
 |___ / / _ \___ |
  |_ \| | | | / /
  __) | |_| |/ /
 |____/ \___//_/

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 		More giggles
This question is from a response re: Viracocha
Quote:
drizjr (12:52:56 PM): Who lived in darkness?
turingprinciple (12:53:06 PM): William Shatner. Smile


And this...
Quote:
drizjr (1:02:18 PM): Are there many paths?
turingprinciple (1:02:30 PM): No I don't think there are any.
drizjr (1:03:09 PM): Ok, then " say goodnight, gracie"
turingprinciple (1:03:14 PM): Thank you driz.
turingprinciple (1:03:27 PM): There are secure pathways however.
drizjr (1:03:37 PM): Smile


driz

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