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Kaliyuga
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Joined: 27 Jul 2007
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Chrizzy wrote:

All information provided on the blog is what has been given to us within the ARG. Any conjecture done in character provides no information. For instance, it mentions that we have not been able to track down Dr. Abe, but makes up no new information as to where he might be; to do so would be putting words in the mouth of Paramount, and would be gamejacking.

So, all information on the blog is IG, as far as it's what we've been told within the ARG.
Of course, the blog, itself, is OOG.

This is worth quoting and repeating - if anyone has an article they want to write up, this is exactly how to structure it. The information we've gained, written in an in-character way, but without trying to lead the story. Basically, you're journalising all the crap we talk about on a daily basis. It's rather fun.

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:48 am

Eddy
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"classy"

So we're on the right track.

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:33 pm

Eddy
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Draft parafFUN Recall Press Release

Quote:

What Is Behind Tagruato's Mysterious parafFUN! Recall?

Our researchers have discovered that Tagruato is mounting a stealth recall of its paraffin wax brand ParafFUN! Tagruato's only official acknowledgment of the recall is on their automated voice message machine. It states:

Quote:

Thank you for calling Tagruato. Due to high call volumes, your call has been transferred to an automated answering service. If you have questions concerning our ParafFUN! recall, please leave a message, and one of our associates will find and support you as soon as possible.

This recall is a perfect demonstration of Tagruato's practice of total information control. It gives no details as to the nature of the problem which precipitated the recall. Only that a recall is underway. What is Tagruato hiding? Your guess is as good as any, as Tagruato may not have perfected its paraffin wax, but it has apparently perfected the practices of corporate secrecy and media blackout.

You need not be a conspiracy theorist to agree this is a conspiracy to cover up, at minimum, commercial malfeasance. What is even more appalling is Tagruato would put the public at risk by withhold information in the service of their bottom line.

If you have any information on the true nature of the parafFUN recall please contact us or leave a message.

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:46 pm

Soci
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Joined: 19 Jul 2007
Posts: 205
Location: Brooklyn!

Someone write about these sick bastards using animals for research (I know it's fake) http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=22290

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:16 pm

Eddy
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Posts: 194

Draft Animal Testing Press Release

Quote:

Tagruato Engages In Animal Testing Under The Auspices Of Charity!

Tagruato, referring to its product as "mother's milk!" and under the guise of the "Slusho! Smilers!" troop and "Tagruato Cares! [charitable] foundation" have acquired, under the auspices of charity, a ready supply of laboratory animals for the unfettered testing of their products. After inspiring the gag reflex in all right thinking people, the transparency of their corporate buyout masquerading as "charitable giving" is simply breathtaking. This is yet another example of the absurd and vile universe these monsters would pretend is not only the norm, but wonderful in the future it portends. How many puppies will be sacrificed so an unknowing public can enjoy a Slusho!?! How many is too many?

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:30 pm

TwelfthMonkey
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Posts: 108

Eddy wrote:

How many is too many?

Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:33 pm

Soci
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Posts: 205
Location: Brooklyn!

Eddy wrote:

Draft Animal Testing Press Release

Quote:

BRAVO!!!! *CLAPS*

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:35 pm

Chrizzy
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007
Posts: 611
Location: Halifax, NS

Maybe change "wonderful" to "ideal"
Other than that...it makes me wanna Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:36 pm

smartmart
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Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 351

nice

sounds activist enough for me. thumbs up

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:41 pm

Chrizzy
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007
Posts: 611
Location: Halifax, NS

That PETA link, on the blog, is beautiful, btw

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:44 pm

Kaliyuga
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Joined: 27 Jul 2007
Posts: 121

Chrizzy wrote:

That PETA link, on the blog, is beautiful, btw

Ahahaha! I hate PETA in reality, but I have to agree. It makes sense to be there.

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:46 pm

Arkaham
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Joined: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 353

This is so great. Now I'm actually cheching the Effect blog before the forums. Lets bring down those kitty molesters!

_________________
Drowning my worries in Slusho.

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:11 pm

Citronne
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Joined: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 13
Location: Southeast Georgia

Kaliyuga wrote:

Chrizzy wrote:

That PETA link, on the blog, is beautiful, btw

Ahahaha! I hate PETA in reality, but I have to agree. It makes sense to be there.

I have to agree. I hovered my mouse over the hyperlink and giggled.

Very nice job. Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:03 pm

Eddy
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Posts: 194

Draft press release to dream team investors news.

Quote:

Bold Futura Lures The Young and Impressionable

In this Investor's News Article, Bold Futura aka Reckless Future aka Tagruato taut their insidious plan to entice and indoctrinate the best and brightest of our youth into the service of their profit driven dream. Is it the least bit worrying or suspicious that Tagruato would target the most promising young minds? Minds full of potential but whose ethical compasses are still in search of true north, and whose moral armor may prove more vulnerable to material and emotional temptations than that of their more mature peers? Take the words of one of their snotnose recruits as the answer.

Quote:

"They offered me free reign to do whatever I want as long as the board approves and oversees it, "said Hedberg at Futura's November press conference, "Plus I'll have comfort and security for a long, long time."

Clearly Tagruato is using their material wealth to corrupt the future's best and only hope. The human race's "Dream Team" is playing for Tagruato.

Input anyone? Did I miss an angle?

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:51 pm

tstrel
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Joined: 16 Aug 2007
Posts: 168
Location: Jacksonville, Fl

Eddy wrote:

Draft press release to dream team investors news.

Quote:

Clearly Tagruato is using their material wealth to corrupt the future's best and only hope. The human race's "Dream Team" is playing for Tagruato.

Input anyone? Did I miss an angle?

The only thing that could be added is the part about underhandedly snuffing the competition, other than that KUDOS!

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:03 pm

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