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[Arkaham]

I'm the Crab you can't click on just six times.

[Matthew.Davidlane]

I am surprised this has been going for 6 pages!

[daisho]

I am beating a dead horse

[das boorge]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

[MrToasty]

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPxPciXcJvc[/youtube]

[daisho]

[Ecks51]

I am impressed this is going on day 3!

[FTTM]

I'm the original honky tonk train
I'm the one that you see when you're watching a western
That's me chugging by
Of the ones that you see in the films I'm the best 'un
I'll tell you why
'Cause no other loco can ever compare
With the places I've been 'cause I've been everywhere
And I never once stopped for a moment of restin'

And if my fire's burning properly the hot air oughta
Rise and go along a lot of tubes
That are surrounded by water in the boiler till eventually it moves
On down the engine's aorta out to the funnel where the cloud of smoke exudes

And now the hot air in the tubes has made the water in the boiler turn to steam
-- hot hot hot
The steam also rises and collects inside that large symbolic dome at the top
top top
But if you think that now the steam is just as hot as it is gonna get you're wrong
'cause it's not not not

Because this is where the driver opens up the regulator valve handle --
The steam becomes alive again and goes back through the boiler or can
Which I call it only 'cause I've a shortage of rhymes ending in -an

So having been through the superheater tubes the steam is hotter than ever it was before the heat is more you may be sure the steam now
Passes on into the piston cylinder and pushes the piston for-
Wards and backwards by means of valves which reciprocate in alternation
According to simple mechanical law

The piston then pushes connecting rods fixed to the wheels
That are set on the rails
But that's not the end of the story 'cause then all that steam
As you will have seen
Is blown out as exhaust through the funnel whence it can expire
Thereby increasing the draught of the fire

So now apart from some rather superfluous detail which doubtless will seem to you obvious, hardly worth saying
The story's over in its basic essentials -- the rest is merely overlaying
What you can see for yourself quite easily although I would just like to mention the thing on the front that always comes in handy when you want to catch cows

PETE ATKIN

[HaloKitty7]

[daisho]

[justanothersky]

I am one of the extras in Cloverfield, screaming "OOOOH MYYYY GODDDD......" on the street, after witnessing the head of Statue Of Liberty flying towards my direction.

[Dlac]

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am

[tate]

I am the silencing machine,
I am the end of all your dreams.

[PaytonScott]

I am the real Bad Robot employee.... Everything I have posted on these forums is the truth... I don't know why rjharris1960 is saying he's me......

I'm Serious...











I'm retarted!!!

[Cthulhu]

I am eternal
The ruler of the earth and sky
I am infernal
I am on a quest to see the heavens die
My fascination with the dead
Won't be fulfilled here on this killing spree

And when they dream
That's when my spirit arise
And when they scream
A little part of them dies
I find my way into the minds of the weak
They are led astray
It's now my path that they seek

You die before me
Your destiny is in my hands
You are soon to see
My one desire is to rule this world eternally

And when they dream
That's when my spirit arise
And when they scream
A little part of them dies
I find my way into the minds of the weak
They are led astray
It's now my path that they seek

You will never reach me
I am the darkest one
You will never heal me
A mind beyond repair
I will make you fear me
I slay your hopes and dreams
You're lost forever
In this world of mine

I devastate your life
And crush your every dream
No human being will perceive your silent scream
The king of rapture will betray your soul tonight
The life of yours is soon to end in brutal death

Don't look me in the eyes if you are awake
Just a glimpse of me will put your life at stake
I am the horizon
I am the serpent of the dead
My gaze will burn your skin and flesh into a crisp



This very morbid mind of mine
Will set your course into and early grave
I twist your fate and seal your doom
I bit you welcome - my eternal slave!

Wow. Sorry....I seem to have gotten carried away. I am Cthulhu.