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Euchre
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Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
HerOdyssey wrote:
If a monster comes to attack Portland, he will *have* to have a taste for Granola.
and Coffee.
Hyped up; jittery caffeine monster.
oh, and Subarus. He has to like those.
[edit] That's a pretty specialized monster; but he might like Seattle too in that case. They're kind of crunchy too (granola wise).
I'm sure Earth First would be cheering the monster on, but there's one other problem with the monster attacking Portland...
Somebody would hand Grumpypants a medical marijuana card and before you know it he'd be too lazy to bother attacking. He'd move into Dignity Village and get an Oregon Health Plan card.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:16 pm
zooboomafoo
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oh, and Subarus. He has to like those.
OMG! The amount of Outbacks in Portland is freakin unreal! (I have one btw)
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:18 pm
bloopbloop
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Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 329
Awhite2490 wrote:
gypsy songman wrote:
I think he'd skip it... a monster couldn't be blamed for thinking Cleveland had already been razed.
Great idea though... might have to see what I can do with some Dallas landmarks. Grumpypants on the grassy knoll...
Cleveland is beautiful!
http://www.derbay.org/cleveland/cleveland.jpg
CLEVELAND!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:19 pm
Capitan_Barbossa
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Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 98
My clip would involve scenes of people running away from Golden Gate in San Francisco and terrorizing most of the Bay area.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:32 am
daisho
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Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 110 Location: Aussie Land
Having lived in Portland, I think a nice stroll up the river, destroying every single bridge would be a very scenic sight. Really add to the rugged, do it yourselfness of the place.
Not really anything worth destroying where I live in Australia now. boo.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:48 am
casemyo
Decorated
Joined: 12 Sep 2007 Posts: 289 Location: manbearpig central
...any globally conscious intelligent monster would spare all coastal cities to let global warming have its fun. duh.
but seriously the OP is a great idea by the way captain barbosa.. and might i add that your portrayal of peter sellers was splendid as well.
munich was the bomb too... come to think of it geoffrey rush is THE MAN.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:58 am
Diamond Dog
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Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Posts: 19
This is an old Midnight Oil album cover but could be used to show the aftermath from a Monster/Military battle. Living in Sydney I've always loved this picture:
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:52 am
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NeoNK1
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Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 138
Well since i live in Florida, my monster would head straight for freakin Disney World. Small world my a$$!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:04 am
kosmopol
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Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 3167
Wow, THAT'S Great idea!
Peoplz, you'll see the destroyed Japan and Europe soon. I'm working on it.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:35 am
mars.PDX
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Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 81
HerOdyssey wrote:
If a monster comes to attack Portland, he will *have* to have a taste for Granola.
and Coffee.
Hyped up; jittery caffeine monster.
oh, and Subarus. He has to like those.
[edit] That's a pretty specialized monster; but he might like Seattle too in that case. They're kind of crunchy too (granola wise).
And excellent micro brews.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:11 am
gypsy songman
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Joined: 11 Oct 2007 Posts: 139
I kid, I kid. I haven't been to Cleveland in quite a while, but it can't be any worse than the Big D.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:30 am
underwaterdonkey
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Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 144 Location: Nabootique
I personally would like to see Grumpypants attack London. Big Ben, The Gherkin, Buckingham Palace, The Millenium wheel, the o2 arena, we have more easily destroyed landmarks than you can shake a stick at! Just lay off Shoreditch. I will never forgive you if you kill The Mighty Boosh
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:45 am
sami_kaye
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Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 382 Location: Moncton
I don't know if I have mentioned this before but if Cloverfield was shot in Saskatchewan that would have been interesting. Mr Grumps would be walking for 3 days before he actually came upon something to throw or destroy.
I'm not bashing Sasktachewan. I love that province. It is the only province that you can fall asleep while driving, and then wake up, and you're still driving.
Plus, the Riders won the Grey Cup, so YAY for them.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:13 pm
sami_kaye
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Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 382 Location: Moncton
mars.PDX wrote:
HerOdyssey wrote:
If a monster comes to attack Portland, he will *have* to have a taste for Granola.
and Coffee.
Hyped up; jittery caffeine monster.
oh, and Subarus. He has to like those.
[edit] That's a pretty specialized monster; but he might like Seattle too in that case. They're kind of crunchy too (granola wise).
And excellent micro brews.
That kind of sounds like the monster is a lesbian. I love the gays. Don't hate.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:14 pm
Chrizzy
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 611 Location: Halifax, NS
sami_kaye wrote:
I don't know if I have mentioned this before but if Cloverfield was shot in Saskatchewan that would have been interesting. Mr Grumps would be walking for 3 days before he actually came upon something to throw or destroy.
I'm not bashing Sasktachewan. I love that province. It is the only province that you can fall asleep while driving, and then wake up, and you're still driving.
Plus, the Riders won the Grey Cup, so YAY for them.
Or Alberta. People in the Calgary Tower would see the monster (from five days away, of course), and then they'd have to go into the surrounding office buildings in order to get out of its reach.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:35 pm
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