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thetruth · Decorated Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 185

when you go to sign for your new business license and you start to write tagruato

**Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:18 pm

tinytim · Veteran Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 95

When you could qualify for an expert on deepsea extreme enviroments and their ecosystems especially waterbears because of the research you ahve done on Cloverfield.

**Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:36 pm

DeniSSe

...when your boyfriend arrives from a two week trip in Brazil, he asks "So what did i miss babe?" and i have the only cheesy smile and he asks sarcastically, "don't tell me, is there another cloverfield trailer?!" and i go "YES!" and start rambling on about other new cloverfield findings...

TRUE STORY.

...also, when you go to see Beowulf, you immediately see the new cloverfield poster, you whip out your camera and say, "honey! take a picture of me with the poster!" and he asks, "only if you kiss the SOL's feet!" and no i didn't. Laughing

**Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:38 pm

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**Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:48 pm

Ivo

When you log on to unfiction just for a laugh about the newest completely implausible and counter-intuitive theory that's been posted.

**Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:35 pm

Ivo

**Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:36 pm

Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

**Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:08 pm

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What a great idea!!!!!

And then i could shave my ass with a rusty straight-razor and squat in a bucket of gin.

**Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:40 am

DougBThree · Decorated Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 249 Location: Florida

...when it's time to write your weekly status reports at work and you realize "Made 17 posts on the unfiction forums and conducted analysis of Glass Helmet vocals" isn't going to impress your boss.

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who's gotten his kids hooked on Slusho!. They're boys 9 and 7 years old, and they love the new commercial, running around singing "Slusho, we've got the flavor", and they crack up when the guy throws the door into next week. Now they've even started frame-by-frame analysis of the video, proudly pointing out to me tonight that the monkey eats a fish (no, I didn't TROUT them!).

**Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:34 am

NeoNK1 · Veteran Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 138

......when you dream of a monster attacing you city and instead of running away you start chasing it to see what it looks like. *yes, i dream cloverfield*

**Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:35 am

thetruth · Decorated Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 185

ok random dipsh*t moment of the day.....i was sitting in my docs office waiting for my results from my blood work...i hate surgery....anyways i was looking around the room being bored as hell and i noticed he had a picture of newyork on the wall and my first words to him when he walked back in the room were "man sure looks nicer without grumpypants walking around timesquare" he looked at me and asked if i was on drugs...greatest look of my life ..just thought you guys could use some funny stuff to get us through the days until the 9th

**Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:38 am

StayPuftMarshmallowMan · Decorated Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 199

Was it better than patrick stars reaction to bukkake

**Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:45 am

thetruth · Decorated Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 185

swear to god he looked at my results from the blood test and asked if he should check for substance's..lol

**Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:47 am

StayPuftMarshmallowMan · Decorated Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 199

same thing happened to me when i went in for my physical i was laughing at my doctor because she looked exactly like Jamie Lascano. It was right after video 3 so i pictured her telling teddy that the guy next to her wass a girl and i had the stoner laugh going so she wanted me to take a piss test and I immediately stopped laughing and gave her a death stare

**Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:56 am

thetruth · Decorated Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 185

lmfao are we the only ones on the frums tonight

**Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:58 am