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1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY
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[TROLL] The Monster Clues I have seen that my last topic has been considered trolling. Mainly because I said JJ Abrams himself told me to do it. Well, I got an email from a BAD ROBOT employee who told me that JJ Abrams wanted someone to help give clues to the origin of the monster fast before the movie is released, and I was randomly chosen(I am the son of an employee who helps special effects). I want to point out a few things...
1. My thread was made right when the contest page at http://slusho.jp/ was found.
2. The "review" was made when the commercial was first shown. The "reviewer" had made an idea out of the duck exploding and the robots being born. Now this isn't foreshadowing people exploding and "little" monsters being born, but it does have importance.
I can tell you this...
1. The monster is from space and "crash landed" along time ago.
2. The monster is responsible for the infamous bloop noise.
3. There are little monsters, but they are more like parasites to the huge alien monster, and they are not made or anything related to slusho, besides deep sea drilling.
4. Deep sea drilling does awaken the monster and he goes on a rampage throughout the world. Confirming "U.S Area 447".
5. There is NOT an infection, the girl Marlena is NOT exploding.
I do NOT know what the monster looks like. I do NOT know if it will be destroyed. Thank you.
Edit - Tagged - Mikeyj
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:51 pm
Last edited by 1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY on Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:53 pm; edited 1 time in total
bloopbloop
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6. The monster likes churros
7. This topic is a lie
8. The cake is a lie
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:53 pm
Patrick Star
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Can you please tag your thread [WETARTED] Thanks.
[Edit - image removed - MikeyJ]
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:55 pm
JordLimb
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:57 pm
Arkeband
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I think the only thing you're right about is the 'bloop' thing, because that'd be pretty sweet. But, something that'd been suggested here or there a looooong time ago.
?!?!
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:00 pm
Caerwiden
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If you post this drivel again then I'm gonna fling the head of Liberty at your apartment.
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:08 pm
Euchre
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[TROLL] So how about we retag this?
If the OP really has any such connections to Bad Robot or Paramount, they pretty well qualify as PMs and therefore according to ToS need to GTFO.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:13 pm
b3n
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don't step in the bullshit ppl
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:37 pm
djspankypants
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ohh awesome post. By the way the monster told me to tell all these game jackers and trolls, RAWR RAWR RAWR, meaning stop pissing me off with your lame ass stories and theories, you should stop wasting my time.
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:40 pm
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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Mabye all those people were right... Mabye the monster IS Cthulhu...
just the fact that he is IN the movie is driving people mad, causing them to make posts like these, driving everyone else to the brink of insainity...
Real life horror from a fictional movie.....
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:57 pm
Melodyman
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Re: The Monster Clues
1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY wrote:
...
1. The monster is from space and "crash landed" along time ago.
Yes. I can see how an alien monster would be a lousy pilot and crash land his home built astrodome sized spacecraft here.. after all, with claws like his, what must the controls look like and how easy it would be for such a huge monster to accidentally push the wrong button.. regardless of his years of monstronaut training.. Wonder what his mission was?
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:45 pm
hurrikenux
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Patrick Star wrote:
Can you please tag your thread [WETARTED] Thanks.
Hilarious!
[Edit - Image removed - MikeyJ]
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:47 pm
ftperson
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bloopbloop wrote:
8. The cake is a lie
yeah, right.. and the companion cube is going to stab me
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:53 pm
hurrikenux
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ftperson wrote:
bloopbloop wrote:
8. The cake is a lie
yeah, right.. and the companion cube is going to stab me
No...
...it will be the Wisdom Cube.
"Work is for people who don't know how to fish!"
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:21 pm
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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Re: The Monster Clues [/quote]...regardless of his years of monstronaut training...quote]
I dont know why, but this struck me as very humorous.
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:35 pm
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